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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1872963, Profile Updated: 03-28-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hey,

Wow it's been a while...but yes I'm still alive, barely

I'm thinking of putting up a new story soon if I feel inspired...but currently I feel immensely guilty for being such a huge screw up.

medic2be

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Pairings I like

Itachi x Sakura

Neji x Sakura

Naruto x Hinata

Shikamaru x Ino

Sasuke x Sakura (only sometimes and only when Sasuke isn't being toooo much of a prick. Not sure if that's possible??)


.:Fun Stuff:.

List 12 of your favorite Naruto Characters

(Not in any particular order)

1) Sai

2) Hinata

3) Temari

4) Akamaru

5) Kakashi

6) Sakura

7) Naruto

8) Neji

9) Itachi

10) Ino

11) Gaara

12) Orochimaru (because he’s fun to ridicule)


1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Sakura/Gaara fic

Yes several, some of the best are by Celtic Oak, of which ‘Sunagakure belly dance’ is my favorite. I also like ‘Shukaku Love’ by Paws-bells

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Akamaru?

Maybe…? If I were a bitch? :-P

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Orochimaru getting Neji pregnant??

That's a highly frightening prospect to entertain (and a medical miracle), not only will their offspring have a super freaky version of the Byuakugan, but if they inherited Orochi-kun’s homicidal and gay paedophilic tendencies added with Neji's Taijutsu…run for the hills! No one is safe!!

However think of the millions their kids would make in shampoo endorsements!! Herbal Essences - eat your heart out!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Itachi?

Too many to list and one of my absolute all time favourite Naruto characters.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hinata and Sakura

Er…sure…if you swing that way.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kakashi x Itachi or Kakashi x Ino

Hmmm…tricky…

Neither to be honest although Kakashi x Itachi has some potential…(in a strange sharingan genjutsu twisted sort of way?)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Naruto walking in on Hinata and Orochimaru… poor guy…probably will end up both traumatized and heart broken.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Temari and Ino Fic...

The two blonde bombshells had always engaged in a bitter rivalry for the attention of one Lazy-ass Genius. But as light sheds on Shikamaru’s masterful philandering of the two beauties, the unlikely duo unite to teach Shikamaru the true meaning of ‘Hell hath no fury for a woman scorned (or women in this case).’ But as tempers and emotions fray, Ino and Temari find them selves embroiled in a dangerous game of love, deceit and lies.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sai and…Neji

I think the two could possibly be the first people to successfully freeze hell over with their version of fluff.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Naruto x Orochimaru

My best friend’s Lover (because Orochi-kun is Sasuke’s bitch!)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Akamaru deflowering Sai??

Isn't that illegal??

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Temari? I'm not sure...?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Gaara…

I’m currently working on a Gaara pic if that counts

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Hinata x Akamaru X Kakashi

Only if they were on drugs

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ino? Something ear splitting no doubt. Maybe someone in another Galaxy might struggle to hear…

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Neji…

I believe I can Fly

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sai x Sakura x Orochimaru:

M for irrevocable mental scarring. Author will not be held accountable for cases of straight-jacketing, commitment to mental institutions or brain damage etc.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ino on Hinata

“If you were a flower, I would love to arrange you”

Er yea…kinda difficult…

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Gaara on Hinata and Neji

"And here I thought my family was dysfunctional” (deadpans)

20) How emo is Seven?

Naruto

If emo by ‘emotional’ then second only to Rock Lee but ‘emo’…well Sasuke is his best friend, one must have some things in common with one’s friends…right?

Future Fics

Work is underway for my first multi-chaptered, multi-charactered, multi-plotted FIC!

Chapter 1 is almost done!!

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Consequential Equations reviews
Tangled in a web of deceit, Itachi and Sakura soon learn every action has consequences. Can their secrets survive the dangerous games of seduction, manipulation and blackmail in an elite society where everyone has their hidden agenda? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Love's Labours Lost reviews
Because Sakura and Sasuke are Meant To Be. And Karin realises too late, that in Sasuke’s eyes, she could never compare. SasuSaku one sided KarinSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sexy No Jutsu reviews
In which Sasuke’s sexuality is questioned. In which Sasuke wonders at the lengths he would go for love. Oh how the mighty have indeed fallen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aphrodisiac Conquests reviews
In which a psycho-seductive Sakura drugged up on prototype aphrodisiacs has been set loose on the poor unsuspecting males of Konoha. A case of mistaken identity and botched confessions to keep a certain Uchiha on his toes. All in a good days work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete