Icetalon
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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1873041, Profile Updated: 05-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for When a Stranger Calls, Twilight, and Titanic.

WHAT IS UP?!

I'm Icetalon (but you probably already knew that).

I love Twilight and writing stories!!

I first discovered FF by a friend who sent me a story from here. I was facinated I guess, by how you could write stories on here and people could veiw them and stuff like that. So, I signed up for an account! Unfortunatly, I had no idea what to do! I clicked on new story, but I didn't know how to actually write the story. It also said something about a "Document Manager" and I kept thinking, "what the heck is a document manager?" Eventually I figured it out. And I kept looking at other people's profiles and I was like, how do they do that? So even now I'm still figuring out everything.

Please, please PLEASE! Read and Review my stories! I really appereciate people's reviews! they make me feel spethel!! haha yes i am weird!!

I love you guys and your amazing stories!! Thank you whoever created this wonderful website!!

Icetalon

1: Bella

2: Edward

3: Alice

4:Rosalie

5: Emmet

6: Jasper

7: Carlisle

8: Esme

9: Jacob

10: Charlie

11: James

12: Victoria

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm not gay but she is the prettiest

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

what the crap??

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

yea like a billion.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

not really!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

ok im pretty sure stephanie didnt make these people gay!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

ok that would never happen but that would be hillarious!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

the cheif of police just happens to catch rosalie breaking some "dirty" laws. then she just cant help but fall in love. good bye emmet!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

definetly not

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Backstabbed

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

read it

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

yep

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

IDK.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

probably

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"BANG! BANG!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

i'm yours

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

r u sure u wanna read this?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

you'll be safe in my arms, baybay

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bolded)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be in the mafia.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl/guy I see is hot.

I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

i love u E!!

so guess what?!

she BROKE UP with him!!

best day evrr

now he just has to ask me out...

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Grace by ThisCloseMisguidedGhost reviews
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AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
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Solar: After Breaking Dawn Renesmee & Jacob POV by RenesmeeDisneyFanTeamJasper reviews
Renesmee is grown and her ever growing reletionship with Jacob Black finally getting somewhere. And with unexpected clues from the Voltri coming from nowhere, it seems that Renesmee has about the same luck as her now-vampire mother Bella. Drama/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Piano Lessons by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward teaches his daughter how to play piano, then they play for Bella.
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Dry My Tears With Your Heart reviews
Rose and Jack weren't the only couple that had an adventure...meet poor Avia and rich Jesse. Will their love survive, or will the sinking and a dangerous stalker destroy their destiny forever...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
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Somebody's Watching Me reviews
Edward has a stalker...but who is it? Pretty scary, rated M for language. I highly recomend it, even though my summary sucks :/
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Lunar reviews
Alice and Bella the way it was meant to be. A cute story with a few twists. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Stranger in the House reviews
Hello? Who is this? Is it you again?" Silence. "God, leave me alone! What do you want!" "Better watch your back, the police can't help you now!"
When a Stranger Calls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
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