Elise Penn
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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1873111, Profile Updated: 10-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harper's Island, and Pride and Prejudice.

Hello! My name is Elise Penn and I am 18 years old. I really enjoy writing so I hope that you enjoy the stories that I have written so far! Some of them are serious and the others are quite random. I would really appreciate it if you read and reviewed the stories because feedback is always nice! Thank you and enjoy!

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
A Series of Jasper Moments by Jessica Lauren reviews
Humorous Jasper moments xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jasper
Streptococcal Sore Throat by Esme Plutonian reviews
Fluffy. Bella gets sick and Edward takes care of her, but then her sore throat gets a little more serious when Carlisle examines her thoroughly. Who knew losing your tonsils could be so much fun? Set before Eclipse. 'T' for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Bella's Sick Day by Hanna Rae reviews
When Bella stays home sick, Edward turns up to comfort her. What embarassing pieces of Bella's childhood will they come across? Fluffy Bella and Edward one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Adventure in Walmart by xxJxROxx reviews
Emmett and Edward go to Wal*Mart to get Bella food. But Emmett finds a way out and looks throughout the store on his own. What does he get himself into? I promise the ending is hilarious! one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,482 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Comfort from an Angel reviews
When Bella is sick, Edward comes and comforts her. Is short and sweet and gets more entertaining in the middle. Please read and review! Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, it belongs to Stephanie Meyers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
BellaSitting with the Cullens reviews
When Bella gets hurt by having too much fun, Edward puts her on ultimate lockdown mode. The Cullens take turns bellasitting her! Extremely funny and worth reading. PLEASE REVIEW Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, it belongs to Stephanie Meyers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella
The Actions of a Gentleman reviews
Mr. Darcy proves to Elizabeth that he is not always a gentleman and that he can be spontaneous. Read and review please
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011
The Perfect Ring reviews
Cal buys chloe a ring before they visit the island. Short and somewhat sweet. Read and review
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Cal V., Chloe C. - Complete
Washed Away reviews
My version on when Edward tells Bella goodbye during New Moon Very short. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete