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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1873117, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl, and Vampires.

PLEASE READ THIS:

I apologize for not having updated my Artemis Fowl fan fiction, but my e-mail is annoying and my beta has apparently not gotten it. One of my closest friends has agreed to let me use hers for my newest Idea— A naruto fan fiction for which I shall be in need of a partner and beta both. This does not need to be one person so if you wish to be either message me, and I'll tell you more of the plot— over all it is one of those girl from our world goes into the Naruto world but with more of a twist than most. The plot has NOT been... plotted, but the bases Idea has been laid down. Also it's supposed to be a romance story but her love interest has not been chosen. Please message me if you wish to be a part of this, or even if you just wish to give me an idea but would rather not participate— any and everything will be helpful.

THAT IS ALL.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (eg. Why is more than one goose geese, but more than one moose isn't meese?)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly talk to myself?')

When you talk to yourself you talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect pens off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (I've had to take it apart and fix the keys several times)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday and didn't consider it weird at all.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You narrate your actions.

When bored, you resort to mentally describing the scenery around you.

Your most prized possessions are your books.

Which you own astonishing amounts of.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer:

You failed English


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you print out a hundred-some-odd page story just to read it in the middle of an assembly at school, aloud, to your friends. Crazy is when you bet your teachers money that you can recite the script of a movie/play without missing a single line or sub-line and win 500 from it. Crazy is shouting "I'M EVIL! AND I LOVE CHOCOLATE COVERED COOKIES!" and cackling like a witch at a public place. Crazy is reading something completely random until three in the morning the night before a major maths exam, and still acing it! Crazy is jumping on the table out side at lunch during school and dancing to the song on the I Pod you not even supposed to have! Crazy is writing 50 pages of a story before you figure out what it's about! Crazy is doing something just to prove you rival wrong!! Crazy is laughing in the middle of a movie when one of the main characters get's their heads eaten! Crazy is living everyday like it's your last!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBIC
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


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Seven Days by ClassySam reviews
When Jade dies in a horrific car accident after leaving her doomed marriage with Draco, an angel gives Draco a second chance to relive the last seven days with her. Based on the movie 'Three Days'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 84,271 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
But sometimes it's a good hurt by Kitsune Heart reviews
VERY dark one-shot. Fowl and Short's relationship has progressed, but something is utterly wrong. Only an outsider could really see what was going on, and he realized what was happening only when it was far too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Checking It Twice by Kitsune Heart reviews
San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dark Blue by Kitsune Heart reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Iridescent by Kitsune Heart reviews
After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Bringing Back Technicolor by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
In the sequel to There's A GIRL At St. Bartleby's!, Kris Smith has returned to Ireland. For now, she's more than content to relax, have some fun, and settle down with her new boyfriend. Unfortunately, Artemis Fowl has other plans.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Artemis F.
Just Tell Me You Love Me by Avery72 reviews
Butler's past is even more secretive than the man himself. When a young woman shows up claiming to be his daughter, he must now choose between having the family he always wanted and his young master, Artemis. AFxOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Butler, Artemis F.
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exotic Type by blackrose4ever reviews
Haruhi's childhood friend is back from America and is going to attend Ouran! Will she be able to handle a dramatic prince, a shadow king, and pranksters? Read how she turns everyone's lives upside down when she joins Haruhi as a Host HikaruXOCXKaoru HIATUS
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,705 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Y O U by amberpire reviews
Now is not the time to get a boner. ;Robbie/Beck;
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Robbie S., Beck O. - Complete
Blackjack by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Aaron isn't sure what is worse: being held hostage naked in a basement while being subjected to beatings, or having Spencer dissect his failed marriage in horrifying detail. ADULT CONTENT. REPOSTED with new chapter breaks. Hotch-Reid friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,195 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Like Home by amberpire reviews
The three times Robbie says he isn't gay and the one time he says he is. ;Beck/Robbie; Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
let go by SylverEyes reviews
Because Robbie needs someone who will speak for him.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Robbie S., Rex P. - Complete
I listen by Jade Gliese reviews
Beck stops over to be a good Samaritan at a time when Robbie needs it the most, and before they know it the situation gets a little more serious than they expected. Rated M, strong yaoi content warning.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
Puppy by sugar-high pixie reviews
Mikan was just hoping to not make a fool of herself on her first day, she never expected that she would be 'adopted' as the dog of the most popular club in the school, or even fall in love. All because of a rainy day and a missing bunny
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 172,848 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009
Seasons by amberpire reviews
"Robbie, please tell me you are not weaving a crown out of dandelions." ;Robbie/Beck; Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Robbie S., Beck O. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: On Leather Wings by Stolas reviews
Artemis Fowl becomes the modern equivalent of Dracula. Note that this is an alternative to book 7. Warning, Christian themes since classic vampires originated with fallen angels etc. Rated T for violence. Old style Draculean vamps, crosses and class.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Dracula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Artemis F.
Soy Milk by SilverScreech reviews
Robbie never understands why his therapist insists he's depressed. He does not hate the world. He does not hate his life. He just hates soy milk. Robbie-centric.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Robbie S. - Complete
endeavor to freefall by seemslikeaporno reviews
The five times Beck Oliver tells Robbie Shapiro he loves him, and the one time he means it. / Beck&Robbie, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
a kiss with a fist is better than none by seemslikeaporno reviews
In which Beck and Robbie practice phone sex for a perfectly reasonable cause. Of course. / Beck&Robbie, Beck&Jade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
if love was a dance, you'd have two left feet by seemslikeaporno reviews
"So…what happens when we do kiss girls?" Beck says after a minute, not meeting Robbie's gaze, "What if they're all…skilled and stuff, and they think we suck?" / Beck&Robbie, in an uncomfortable situation.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
Beard by Vanessa S. Quest reviews
Okay, so this is my first ever MorganReid fic, so please click on the review button if you like it, and if you're a HotchReid fan don't worry I'll be back to writing that again real soon. . If you skip this one, I get it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Boy With the Puppet by amberpire reviews
And maybe 'hot' or 'perfect' is the wrong word to use for Robbie, but he's awkwardly beautiful to Beck, and he'll never be able to explain why. ;Beck/Robbie;
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Beck O., Robbie S. - Complete
Who? by beckasaurusrex reviews
Please oh please oh please just tell him. / Robbie-centric
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Robbie S. - Complete
Indecorous Affairs by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Your bodyguard?" A stupid question, but Artemis turns anyway, and when he speaks, he purrs, "No…" sarcastic—but not quite so sarcastic, Butler thinks, as he might have been. "He's my gigolo." Ten Drabbles. DB/AF, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
Rex by shadowspirit13 reviews
Well what am I supposed to do Rex? Say 'Hi my name is Robbie Shapiro and this is Rex, my childhood friend who died in a car crash when we were six. His soul was magically put into the body of my ventriloquist dummy.' hints of Rodre
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Rex P., Robbie S. - Complete
The 3rd Degree by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. There were 3 degrees to every relationship, and once you reached the last one, you were sure to get burned. H/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Unwell by peace4people reviews
Spencer Reid gets sick in the middle of a case and the team helps take care of him which wouldn't be such a problem if he didn't hate the attention. To make matters worse the team is in Alaska during the winter when the majority of the day is dark.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
A Moment, a Lifetime by HayashiOkami reviews
Reid might have met his match in the form of a twelve year old prodigy when it came down to one of the oldest board games in history: Go.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
I Told You So by AiyanaStone reviews
Reid's never been good with women. Morgan and Rossi think themselves the experts. But what happens when they go to a bar? Rated for alcohol and intoxication.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Mystery by mosylu reviews
Mysteries are their job. But, some mysteries, nobody can solve. Some mysteries, nobody needs to. Some mysteries, nobody should. Gen, no pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Domination by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 17 - Hotch and Reid finally decide to experiment. And Hotch has something big planned... The question is... can Reid handle it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Fear No More by LillyBear88 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if someone was there to help him, as Reid was tied to the pole? Based on the memory that Reid tells Morgan on 3x16. Spencer Reid / OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Dance called Life by etowa-ru reviews
Sana McEwan, after a fire that leaves her an orphan, gets adopted by her mother's best friend, Angeline Fowl. As she enters the world of the Fowls, what will happen to her?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,538 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Artemis F.
Reflecting on Red by Krys A. Night reviews
Dr. Spencer Reid muses on the color red, and the meanings that it holds for him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/17/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Man in the Mirror by BandGeek58407 reviews
The man in the mirror isn't who he used to be. Set during 2x16 "Fear and Loathing."
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Reid and Driving by Sammers5 reviews
Why doesn't Reid Drive? He reflects on it
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,662 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Reid Puts His Foot In It by Bluee27 reviews
Reid couldn't resist trying to get a closer look at the tiles decorating the ceiling in a Santa Fe bathroom, but how will he get his foot out of the toilet without a little help? Hotch/Reid established relationship, comedy/fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Caution: Passion Causes Hot Flashes by BeeCityz reviews
Who knew that Reid was heat sensitive? Who knew that his cure for this was a hot bath involving bubbles and body scrub? Who knew that his favorite dessert was a spoonful of Hotch with a cherry on top? All of the Criminal Minds fangirls! Hotch/Reid, lemon.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Under the Christmas Tree by Boingogirl reviews
Little snack I did as a comment fic to cheer another Morgan/Reid fan. Takes place at Christmas I know duh SLASH you've been warned. Oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Your Secret's Safe With Me by they'recomingtotakemeaway reviews
After a one-night-stand with Morgan, Garcia wants nothing more than for him to fall in love with her. Reid's almost sure that Morgan's gay, and tries to seduce him. Morgan loves Reid, but will so many secrets and misconceptions ruin everything?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Thunderstorm by Moony3003 reviews
Hotch receives a surprise visit during a thunderstorm. Warning: Contains graphic slash. Don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Charity Auction by seditionary reviews
Garcia thinks making Reid an item in her charity auction will give his confidence with women a boost. She's wrong. Hotch/Reid slash, extreme fluffiness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Spandex by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Somethings should be outlawed. Hotch wearing form-fitting bike shorts is one of them. ADULT CONTENT
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Cinnamon by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
There was an unspoken rule about wearing scented anything while on a case... and he broke it. DRABBLE, Slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
A Manifestation of Guilt by The Creatress reviews
TBR Contest Entry. Artemis awakes with no memory of Orion, so Holly tells him about the alter personality. A discussion ensues, in which Artemis makes a few things very clear...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Charismatic Enigma by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
When Holly goes to visit Artemis at Fowl Manor, she finds that he is still asleep. When Artemis does wake up, he is not his usual alert, composed and guarded self. General cuteness. Review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
To The Cave by DySolo reviews
Spencer always escapes to Garcia's office when he needs to get away. OneShot. Spencer/Garcia Friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
The 9th Race by Quinhwyvar reviews
Were the demons really the last magical race? I think not. The fairies have one last deadly secret to reveal, do you want to know it? If so, click the button or else you'll wonder for eternity. Rated T for violence
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,509 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Baker's Dozen by vampgirl8 reviews
“Why do you defend him so much?” I stared at him, and had the feeling he wasn’t talking about Aiko anymore. I frowned softly, eyes forlorn, and answered. “Because it’s sad, Rei, when a six year old has to check cookies for poison.” Gaaraxoc Gaaraoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Baker's Dozen: Alternate by vampgirl8 reviews
"Why do you defend him so much?" I frowned and had the feeling he wasn't talking about Aiko anymore. "Because it's sad, Rei, when a six year old has to check cookies for poison." Gaaraxoc An alternate version of Baker's Dozen with changed/added scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Play Time by seditionary reviews
Follow-up to "Without Reid." Reid's evening with Garcia. Het sex! Fluffy silliness, too.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Lies My Therapist Told Me by Nuwanda31 reviews
Reid is sent to a therapist: the charming, captivating Dr. Riley Parker. Meanwhile, a criminally insane patient of hers is set free. Reid suspects he is out to get revenge on the young doctor and will put his career and life on the line to save her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,677 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - S. Reid, OC - Complete
I Know by hup123hup123slapslap reviews
Robbie finally tells Andre that he likes him and Andre reacts in a stupid way, leaving Robbie heartbroken. Can Andre fix things in time? Rodre.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Robbie S., André H. - Complete
The Carpet Cleaner by Marigold Winters reviews
"I don't like sharing Melinda." He said to me with the kind of intensity best reserved for the bedroom. I closed my eyes, regulated my breathing, and tried not to pass out. Breathe in, and out. Oh I was so screwed. So, so screwed.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,798 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
And P is for Profiler by REIDFANATIC reviews
It's time for another simple recruitment assignment for Rossi and Reid, but we all know when it comes to Reid, nothing is ever simple. Add a string of deaths, a beautiful student and trouble soon follows.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - S. Reid
Story 1: Photographs and Memories by Myannah reviews
After season 5 and before season 6. A childhood sweetheart walks back into Spencer Reid's life.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Simon Says by purplerayz reviews
You have a decision to make. Every hour that is. Either I kill someone, or I hurt him in whichever way I choose. - An unsub forces the team to make a hard decision.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
TBR Contest Keep talking by welcometofightclub reviews
Contest Entry for Kit-Heart's TBR contest. "For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. then somehting happened which unleashed the power of our imagination. we learned to talk." please review and don't forget to vote if you like it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Episode Withdrawal by purplerayz reviews
Are any of you starting to go through withdrawal without any new episodes yet? I am... And so is Reid! - This is NOT meant to be taken seriously.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
How To Make Artemis Fowl Fall In Love by Treegirl4 reviews
3 young film and drama students decide that for their 'How to...' project they will make a movie on how to make Artemis Fowl- the boy famous for showing no interest in girls- fall in love. But what happens when things don't go quite according to plan?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,289 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
A New Beginning by twilightprincess219 reviews
Sequel to Water and Fire Don't Mix. Serenity continues her journey with Zuko, as they hide from the Fire Nation. But what will happen when Zuko's forced to choose between regaining his honor or staying with Serenity? OCxZuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,943 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Attacked! by RoseRedMisery reviews
Artemis!Werewolf fic. Arty/Holly. "Foaly was at a loss for words. Artemis Fowl had just thrown a boy his own size across a room. Since when could he do that!" Lots of OC's to keep things fresh, slight Arty/OC slash but you'll get over it. Post-TTP DONE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,425 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fake by Asilda reviews
Artemis's memories don't return in The Opal Deception, even after he views the disk. In order to save his friends he has to fake it, but somehow pretending to be the person they care about makes him feel even worse than stealing or extorting.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Artemis F.
What Makes a Father? by Fierce Kitten reviews
Early Father's Day tribute. Butler loves his young charge like a son. So every Father's Day, he's always hit with a powerful jealousy towards Timmy Fowl. But Artemis Fowl hasn't forgotten his favorite manservant this year.... One-Shot. Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Problem Solver by CelestialCircumference reviews
TenTen's been frustrated with Neji's lack of loving lately. When she finds out why well, she's all about helping him solve his little problem. Ties into 'One of Those Nights' - no story, pretty much just smut. You've been warned, no kiddies please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
AfterDark Rendezvous Twincest! by Princess Ramen-8018 reviews
My first fanfic! What happens when they get a little to happy on there way home? I don't know, but never let Kaoru make the first move! Haha, sucky summary! Just read it please. Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran Host Club!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Artemis Fowl II and a half by Lillythemarshmellowqueen reviews
So he was the most annoying,selfish,ego-centiric person I'd ever had the unfortune to meet.But were still connected right? Plus he's in love and has no clue!What can I do but help him, even when he's so damn condecending, oh and wants me dead.Eventual AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dandelions by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The laptop by Aurora Apocolypta reviews
Who is the mysterious male Hikaru has been talking to? And why does he seem so familiar? Deathly-Whisper gets half of the credit here Total M rated for a damn good reason. Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Chooser of the Slain by BC reviews
Sequel to Penchant for Deceit. Artemis is determined to walk through doors that are closed to others – even when Butler cannot follow. The world goes on turning. DBAF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Hosts Meet the Hostesses! by WatermelonSlices reviews
Upon hearing Yuzuha say she doesn't spend much time with her family, Stella Corazon and her sister Robin Smith, feel they can help. By coming to Japan! They join the Host Club to help Haruhi, and maybe find love!KaoruxOC. COMPLETE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Saved by JadenTheFangirl reviews
I have no way to explain this shortly, so, About OC x S. Reid and they're relationship and struggles. Btr than it sounds, sorry. Rated T for some violence and cuzzing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
A Force of Nature by SayidRocks reviews
A confusing murder case and an annoying potential victim complicate life for the BAU and in particular for Dr. Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,293 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Cake and Sarcasm by Ajive reviews
A young woman finds herself in the middle of Kira madness as she is forced to join up with L and the Kira Investigation Team. Will they catch the elusive mass murderer? LXOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - L - Complete
Mirror Image by ShounenSuki reviews
A Hikaru x Kaoru lime I wrote for my sister. I love Hitachiincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Human Anomalies by Asilda reviews
When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
“He’s come back” by sexxicosmologist reviews
“That was your brother boys. That’s my son Artemis.” She relished her next sentence. “He’s come back.” This is my first OneShot my second fanfic it’s right after The Lost Colony Artemis Fowl #5, like a few hours later.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Lost Reason by SN-Amethyst-UK reviews
Kaoru comes to a realisation. Can he come clean to his brother? Rated M for safety. One Shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Alexandra Fowl: The Empire by Arrianarose1973 reviews
Alexandra Fowl is the twin brother of Artemis. However,her father does not want a daughter. He wants a perfect heir,and Alexandra, with her innocence and sense of right and wrong, is not that heir. So what to do with Alex?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Artemis F.
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
My First Pimple by ButlerXArtemis reviews
Well, as the title suggests, Artemis gets a pimple. Artler, slash, one-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Pillow Talk by Aleauxvander reviews
Looking after your brothers for the weekend is no problem. Having them nearly destroy your home is fine. Your parents walking in on you in bed with someone else isn't. ArtemisHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
College Sweethearts Second version by TheKnittingLady reviews
Spenser Reid has a secret, can the team help him find his heart? Yes, I'm re-writing it, I hope you all like the new version. UPDATE: Now includes a redo of "The Long Road" as well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,866 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
April Fools? by purplerayz reviews
Reid has a date, but no one believes him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
King of Ice, Queen of Hearts by childofeden reviews
Artemis has just met his undoing, and she's much more than she appears. How will the King of Ice handle a cursed faerie-wise american? ArtemisxOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Artemis F., Butler
What happens in Vegas by codename.penguin reviews
This is what happens when you have a teenage mathematical genius growing up in Las Vegas with limited parental supervision.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,902 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Vacation by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
Artemis shrugged. "The glare of the sun reflecting off the water must be frying my brain." ONESHOT!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Welcome in Heaven by AgiVega reviews
One-shot setting between The Aztec Incident and The Sword of God. Holly has turned into a Mud Woman to spend a few blissful decades with Artemis. This is the tale of their first night; a night that is not fully blissful for the inexperienced lovers...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Anything For You by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 4 - An UnSub kidnaps the BAU team and plans to use the them to get what he wants; Reid. But once he gets him, things have only begun. The team is unable to do anything to protect Reid, while watching him do everything to protect them...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,462 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
First Meetings by skabs reviews
How Butler first met his charge, and the first person Butler threatened for him. One-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by OrangeCat reviews
Takes place after Artemis returns Lost Colony . Artemis disappears litterally taking the heart of a young girl with him unbeknownst to him . He returns, she's glad to see him but what happens when she starts to fall ill. Romance Artemis/OC R/R please
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Drawing Down The Moon by DitzyMariposa reviews
When Bella doesn't make it to hang out with Jacob, it ends up being the best thing that happened to him. Plus, what is the new girl hiding? Jacob x OC Romance, drama, humor, supernatural, action, a little bit of everything. Book or Movie, after New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Search To New Life by singstar microphone reviews
Abby is just an ordinary school girl, with a good life. but when her family are killed in an explosion, her life is destroyed. She becomes rebelious. She then get's sent to Ireland to fix her behaviour. Will Artemis Fowl cure her? or break her further?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008
A New Host Member! by LooneyLockhart reviews
Haruhi has always had to crossdress to pay off her debt to the Host Club, having everyone in school thinking shes a he! But, what happens when a new friend and house guest of Haruhi's becomes a host member? *Full summary inside* HikaHaru KaoOC R&R plz!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,078 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
It's just stress by chiibi13 reviews
When Artemis first wanted to capture a FAIRY, of course Butler would have his doubts. A short one-shot on Butler's thoughts and woes about his masters mental health. NOT SLASH. Slight Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Reid My Mind by arr ayy reviews
The team has a new member. What happens when Reid's personal and professional lives collide? Can he deal with the emotional turmoil? Or will he fold under the pressure? Reid/OC. Somewhat case-fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,216 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Howl to the Sky by sphinxs-legend reviews
Jacob Black is back in La Push, just in time to meet up with Embry's very disturbed little cousin. How will he feel when the girl of his dreams turns out to be handicapped? Why would Bella warn him that his imprint isn't honest? Jacob/OC. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,521 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - [Jacob, OC] Embry - Complete
A State of Mind by Lyon.The.Demon reviews
What happens when a young woman with a potentially dangerous state of mind enters the BAU under the protection of Jason Gideon? And who, if anyone, will recognize the threat said woman brings with her?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Water and Fire Don't Mix by twilightprincess219 reviews
The Fire Nation destroyed my family. Yet here I was, on a 'Fire Nation' ship, traveling with the one and only Prince of the 'Fire Nation'. And what's worse.....I was falling for him. OCxZuko I suck at summaries. R&R please!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,934 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Selfish by Draikinator reviews
Kenny doesn't want to be selfish. With everything in him he doesn't want to be selfish, but the people he cares about are making it really hard for him not to be- especially Kyle. /Style/K2/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,003 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Finding Paradise by Daddy's little Hippy reviews
GaaraXOC. Out of the sands on the fringes of Suna rises the Oasis Temple. When the Kazekage finally pays a visit, it triggers everything he knows to change dramatically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,899 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Gaara - Complete
I Want to Understand by Draikinator reviews
So, Kenny gets a kiss! But, today Kenny is blind from one of his oh-so-common freak accidents, and can't figure out who the heck it is. I wonder? Let's find out. Not going to tell you pairings! Would give away ending!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Mottlemoth reviews
Artler; complete. When Artemis loses both his parents and his sight in a car accident, Butler is left to pick up the pieces. But will Fowl history be repeated? Rated M for slash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
How to Survive Anything in Life but Death by TokugawaSmile reviews
Kyle and Kenny go through the trials of having a relationship. They come to the conclusion that it's kind of difficult. Slash, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
I'm falling for my best friend? by twilightprincess219 reviews
We've been best friends for years, and I never thought of him in any other way. Or was I just convincing myself I didn't think of him that way because I was afraid? OCxGaara. Gaara's OOC in some parts. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,533 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Gaara
From Corpus to Konoha : A Neji Love Story by rikoxriko reviews
A girl named Rebecca runs away from home one night and finds herself in the Naruto world, with a crush on Neji Huyga, a guy you would not expect to have a soft side. Neji/OC! Enjoy! T for language issues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,123 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Swear by WolfButler reviews
Artemis discovers a gap in his knowledge and sets out to fill it... everyone else is determined to stop him. The Butler's have a little adventure too...and all of this brings about some interesting consequences.Go on read it... you know you're intrigued!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
LOVE's Just A Word I Never Learned To Pronounce by mcherpaderp reviews
Kenny returns from hell, but this time as a girl. Stan and Kyle decide to have some fun with him. Kyle/Kenny/Stan. PWP. genderswitch!Kenny. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Unexpected Encounters by aberrans reviews
Butler has never before thought of Artemis as a normal teenager. But then again, he's never acted like one. Butler/Artemis. Slash, First Time.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Better Off by katos reviews
Dr Reid confronts his demons and reconnects with a childhood friend as the team heads Las vegas to investigate a killer who is preying on the mentally ill
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
50 Words Challenge: Artler by Name On The Spine reviews
Artler Slash to the 50 words or 50 themes or whatever challenge.It's rated T for violence, sugestivity and character death. But, as I said, it's slash, so don't like don't read. There's also slight hints of H/J. Er . . . R&R?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Some Rules Are Better Left Unbroken by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Artemis Fowl did not like rules. In fact, he was of the general opinion that they should be flaunted, glossed over or completely ignored. So what happens when Kris makes him a long list of them? Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Ouran High School Host Club: The Lyrical Beauty by Hiruka reviews
Hikari Hoshiyama is a girl with a passion for writing and things that are different, but her dark past affects her present character: emotionless. The host club tries to change that, but instead realizes the truth. Romance, revenge, How will Hikari do it?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,825 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Butler Knows Best by Dlvvanzor reviews
Artemis hasn't been treating himself well, and Butler finally steps in. Oneshot. Butler POV
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
And Guest by Mus4u reviews
Derek takes Spencer to his sister's wedding but the 'just friends' bid doesn't go as planned. slash M/R, established relationship
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Come Out Of The Closet by TheLovelyItem reviews
Adrienne questions Artemis' sexual orientation. Arty/OC oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
The BAU's new Mascot by mabelreid reviews
It was just an ordinary day at Quantico. Until Reid's newest friend escapes into the BAU
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Abandoned One and The Unloved One by roseofmyheart reviews
Akilara killed an army on her own. she flees after discovering the love of her family abandoned her long ago. no one knows her side of the story but refuses to tell it. will she tell her story? or let herself be killed? Gaara X OC Mature later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Gaara
Shut Me Up! by PurpleSkye reviews
REPOSTED. KAORUxOC. “So what if you do win, you’ll have to kiss me!” I stated, trying to discourage him. “I’d love to.” He smirked for he knew the reaction I would have given to his response. Belated Happy Birthday Kaoru!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Kaoru H. - Complete
A Prince's First Love by amantebandido reviews
After traveling through the time tunnel, Artemis and Holly find themselves in a very different dimension in which modern day Ireland is ruled by a monarchy, with our favorite genius boy at the head of it. What is Ireland to do now?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
Creatures of the Night by Realistic Fate reviews
What if the Demons weren't the last Race of the People? What if another Race had laid dormant for centuries, and was now surfacing, caring nothing for humans and fairies alike? And will Artemis be able to stop them? Or will he just become the next meal
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Tips for When You Jump into the Deep by Forgotten Sunrise reviews
The road to insanity is a very long and narrow one, my friend. It takes time, dedication and steadfastness to get there. Not everyone will make it with there wits about them." AF/MP AF/OC PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! I'll give you a cookie!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,009 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Artemis F., Juliet B.
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Last One Standing by amantebandido reviews
The four most unlikely teens get banded together to play a terrible game that leads them to the darkest places on Earth. Who is forcing them to play, and what do they know about the connection between Artemis and his mysterious new bodyguard?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
Prisoner by betalei reviews
Quondam. "He was a prisoner of his own personality--of that given set of traits that... predisposed him to see the world in a certain way, to make certain moves, certain choices." -William H. Hallahan. ButlerxOC, one-sided ButlerxArtemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Put Together Again by KYfarmergirl reviews
Jacob was left broken after Bella's final decision. But immediately a stranger comes into his life. Can she be the one to put Jacob's broken pieces back together again? Find out. My summary stinks but the story is alot better
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Jacob - Complete
In Place of Modesty by Estheim reviews
It all started with an innocent suggestion that wasn't so innocent at all. Or perhaps it started with that kiss. HikaKao, twincest with a lemon flavor.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Of Lions and Lambs by Hikari6007 reviews
As soon as I opened the door, I saw what I hated the most... "Its like the hunter... telling the hunted that he... fell in love with it..." "I guess the lion fell in love with the lamb..." ArtemisXOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Why, Why Love by amantebandido reviews
In order to fulfill her grandma's wish of seeing a real faerie, Sam Doroster decided get close to Artemis Fowl by transferring to his school, halfway across the globe. Unfortunately for her, it is an all boys school. Can she hide the fact she is a girl?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,606 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
In Which There is an Omiai by Kayka-chan reviews
Gaara makes the ultimate sacrifice; he gets married. For the good of his country he agrees to an arranged marriage, and all the chaos that goes with it. GaaraXOC *don't kill me please...*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Gaara - Complete
RolePlaying by Lexmarker reviews
Just another day with our favorite hosts. You know, twins being suggestive, Kyouya being a bastard, Mori and Honey just doing their candy and stoic routine, and Tamaki playing with Haruhi. Well, let's see what happens when Haruhi decides to play along...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Different by Opal Roseblossom reviews
We're different than most couples. We aren't openly affectionate, or even civil... ArtemisxMinerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Brand New Love Story by iPickleThings reviews
Artemis gets himself a boyfriend, then gets himself kidnapped, then gets himself raped, then rescued, then confessed to, then smexed up. In that order.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,608 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Artemis F., Butler, Juliet B., OC - Complete
To Whom it May Concern by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Beckett Fowl writes a letter to a University in an attempt to get into a creative writing program. He thinks back to his childhood and what it was like to grow up in a household of geniuses. Or is it genii?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
What the Voices Say by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
Artemis has always been the one running the game. What happens when it's some one else's turn for "checkmate"? This time Artemis is the one who being played, until this opponent loses her focus. It's just too easy to fall for Fowl. See author's note.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,793 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
That Little Timer, Those Three Words by aschenblume reviews
Arty/OC, Don't own Arty, wish I flippin' did though! This is just a one-shot, not much going on and I might write the background for it some other time. LEMON. Very descriptive lemon, too! R&R, Comments are love.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Reona-chan reviews
For Artemis had done all of them, and would have to suffer the consequences. Butler/Artemis slash!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Artemis F., Butler
Just My Cup Of Tea by WolfButler reviews
A little episode of a young Artemis trying to be nice! It all goes a bit pearshaped though! My first FanFic! Hope you like it! :D by the way Eoin Colfer owns everything! except the cup of tea! I thought made it with an imaginary kettle so it is mine!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
ChupaChups by Reona-chan reviews
He hated lollipops with a burning passion, though there was only one person who could penetrate his mind that could change that. Butler/Artemis slash!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
White Out by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer loses something extremely important that might compromise whether the rest of the BAU can solve a case. Spoilers for Revealations and Somebody's Watching.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
A Suna Story by Nicola19 reviews
A new girl moves to suna and befriends little Gaara. Then he pushes her away when his uncle attacks him. Then she is made his teams medical nin during training. Will they become friends again? GaaraxOC minor saksas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,761 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by mabelreid reviews
Everyone has sides to their personality that they don't show to anyone. Even Dr. Reid. Reidcentric ReidOFC One shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Mending Broken Souls by mom22boys reviews
Jacob was left behind broken and needed to heal. Kara has never felt loved or accepted outside of her home. Is imprinting enough to heal them? JacobxOC Rated T just in case. Disclaimer, I don't own anything that you recognize, this is all just for fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,928 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Squad 11, The First Meeting by hhallh13
Kiba, Shino, and Rei become a team and have to face a test on the very first day. OC: Rei Tekashi kibaxrei...Reixshino Rated T for mild language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,101 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
The Toy by Kelly Holden reviews
It was the smallest model they stocked, still frighteningly large, and dismayingly the description on the box seemed to suggest it was below average size for a human. Masturbation, Holly/Artemis. TTP Spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Holly S. - Complete
An Artemis Fowl Obsession by tomeofenigmas reviews
12 year-old Quinn Davidson is obsessed with Artemis Fowl to the point that she uses him as an imaginary friend. One day, she wishes for the real deal and she gets it! Artemis has to help Quinn if he wants to get back home. At least take a little peek...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Artemis F.
Remember When by Chloe Winchester reviews
When Spencer was in high school, what if he wasn't totally alone after the incident on the football field? What if he had one friend who tried as hard as she could to help? Tie in with Elephant's Memory. Please R&R Title inspired by Alan Jackson song
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Ephemera by Renata Swift reviews
She's always known the truth. She's been treading on a fine wire for far too long. Their marriage was over. Which is why she wonders now – why did she let it all happen?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Aburame secret by Evercold reviews
One night, Shino Aburame looses his shades, now he has to make it back to the compound with everyone going mad. In the future he'll have to hide his bloodline more carefully, if he lives to see tomorrow. ShinoHarem Shino X HanaTenTenTemariHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
A Ninja's Life by Roza reviews
Roza has a secret, a horrible secret. Can she keep the secret from her friends? Why does He act strange around her? Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,721 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
A Thin Line by blackend reviews
Complete! Mattie and Reid have been friends since college. When a case brings them together, they might just discover that the line between friendship and love is sometimes thinner than they thought. ReidOFC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Bad Habit by myrmidryad reviews
Oneshot based on The Dresden Dolls' awesome song 'Bad Habit', Kakashi has a bad habit, but someone he's loved for years doesn't mind. KakashiXOC Warning - contains self harming, but not in a suicidal or depressing way. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
We'll Fly Free Together by The.Bright.Eye reviews
When Akari's team dies, she has to join a new team. There, she meets the boy that captures her heart forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Linyphiidae by myrmidryad reviews
Hitomi Hiragana is a spider user. When she is teamed up with Shino Aburame on a mission, strange feelings arise. ShinoXOC rated T to be safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Shino A. - Complete
ReLIVE by amaya-black-wings reviews
“How would you like to know that your entire life was all a lie?” As an impulsive and dynamic girl forces her way into Artemis' life, a mysterious group after Artemis' blood is revealed. Not everything is as it seems... *Now newly edited and rewritten!*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,458 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Ouran High School Mix Up by Kaoru.and.Hikaru reviews
Hikaru notices Kaoru acting oddly. In the attempt to find out what's wrong he confronts two odd girls and one screwy mix up. HikaxOC KaoxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Lustful Bonds by Janie Lust reviews
Artemis has been having strange dreams about his bodygaurd that he cant seem to control. What will happen when the dreams begin to haunt him daily? Yaoi, Lemon, Basically plotless. ArtemisButler
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Artemis F., Butler
Ryukaze: Dragon Wind by Lanse reviews
The moment she met him, she knew she wanted nothing to do with him. She knew those eyes could see everything that shouldn't be seen. NejiOC, hints of NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,227 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Neji H., OC - Complete
Operation Dare: Seduce Hyuuga Neji by stardust1173 reviews
Five bored friends leads to an interesting dare. How will the week long exploit end and what will become of our dear Neji? NejiOC mild mild hints of NejiTenten. Cursing throughout. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Interchangeable by Literate reviews
In appearance, personality, thoughts, and actions, we’re the same, and interchangeable. Is it legal... to fall in love with your own image...?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Secret Gaara by SnoochieBoochie reviews
The true life of Sabaku no Gaara, and his love that was forever kept secret but was always there throughout his entire life. OC Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Gaara - Complete
HanaKimi :: The Novel by Valikinz reviews
Ever wondered how it would be like to read HanaKimi in novel layout? Well, here it is! The ENTIRE story, all 144 chapters and the extras, written in story format! [New chapter is up! And give me ideas for a new name. HanaKimi :: The Novel? Pfft.]
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007
Stalked by IFacebookedYourMum reviews
[Being stalked, Artemis decided, was not necessarily a good thing] :: It's up to 5U3M4R1 to win the heart of Master Fowl! Direct parody.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Love Like Winter by Dreamlights reviews
Infatuation and love are two entirely different things...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Daddy's Little Boy by rayluber95 reviews
Artemis gets raped? CAN you rape the willing? JK. Incest, underage sex, and Artemis jerking off. Artemis behind the fall of Enron! Who woulda thunk it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Pain and Pleasure by Janie Lust reviews
After that night, Artemis was not satisfied. Not nearly satisfied. But how can Butler participate knowing he is only hurting the boy he loves? Butler's POV, sequel to Delicious Pain
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Hotdogs by Janie Lust reviews
A sinful little oneshot that I made in my spare time. Poor Butler is tortured by Artemis as payback for a rather selfish act earlier in the day. Hope you like it, Kittens. ArtyxButler.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Angels and Demons by violent darlings reviews
She dragged her fingers almost unwillingly through the fallen angel’s raven hair. Hollycentric drabble. Character death.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Blind sided by Sailorme120 reviews
Gaara is in Konoha attending the Chuunin exams when he finds a girl who may change his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Operation Separation by KiwiiFruitie reviews
This time the twins have gone too far with their pranks. Here are the consequences... Warnings for Twincest and crack. :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Twins' Bet by haru's reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru make a bet on Tamaki's and Haruhi's relationship, resulting in Kaoru in a schoolgirl uniform. What ever will Hikaru do? HikaruKaoru. TamaHaru. MA for TWINCEST and lil tiny LIME.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Where Is Home? by SteelLilly reviews
A girl on her way to her grandparents' house finds herself in a very strange environment... or should I say world? How can she get home, or will she want to?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,910 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Zuko - Complete
Forgotten Past by will-herm-simetra reviews
It has been 2 years since the tradegies happened. But the Quagmires memories had been erased from their minds. Could Isadora uncover her past? Could the Baudelaires find their friends again? KI
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,441 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Isadora Q., Klaus B. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Remembrance Link by Nuyaviel reviews
If you take away the memories and influences of the People, I might become a cold, heartless individual again," said Artemis in EC. Now that that's happened, the LEP feel guilty. Meanwhile, sparks fly between Artemis, now 18, and a female classmate.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004
Artemis Fowl 4: I Will Never Use a Real Title by TeenTypist reviews
It's an Artemis romance yes, a challenge I know, but it's not all sappy. It starts a few months after my last one left off, RR! My fourth AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,075 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Artemis F. - Complete
To A New Life by aroar11 reviews
A girl is forced to leave the U.S. to live with relatives in Ireland. Relatives who are close friends with the Fowls.(She and Artemis dislike each other from the start.)But what happens when they have to work together to save...*Complete*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,962 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Artemis Fowl II meet your match reviews
Mikan's been depressed for many reasons and goes on vacation in Ireland with her bodyguard where she meet's everyone's favorite genius. Last 2 books never happened. Arty's 14.:AFxOC.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Artemis F.