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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Homophobia: Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care, copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late now

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you actually gasped/screamed when the story above ended with murdered me, copy and paste this into your profile...

FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house

BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BITCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this!!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

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kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World -Full House. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. You remember playing MASH with your friends. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .


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Presents by Melora Maxwell reviews
Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,215 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Ragged Stars by lightsabove reviews
Harper Tyler and her daughter were surprised to find a strange man in the backseat of their car, injured and silent. Although he may look dangerous and gorgeous, both of them realized that he was just a lost soul, trying to find his place in the world. When Harper discovers a corruption in the town, Khan is the one who needs to protect her family. Khan/OC - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,705 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, OC - Complete
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
Blood sugar sex magik by Oakenstruck reviews
You've had the 3 dwarves on your mind for quite some time now... you couldn't foresee that they had you on theirs as well... and your mind is blown when you realize what the have planned for you... Foursome goodness! Female!reader/Thorin/Fili/Kili WARNINGS* NO DURINCEST - The title doesn't imply anyone getting hurt so there is NO VIOLENCE
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Thorin, Kili, Fili - Complete
Cantabile by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 215,143 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Soundwave
What Does Your Heart Tell You? by Bibilicious reviews
When Don Flack and Danny Messer interrogate the feisty Niya Hayes, Flack has no idea this will be the start on a wonderful friendship... And more. Don Flack/OC
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,044 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Don F.
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
The Owner's Guide to Bane by Mela Sunstrong reviews
If you've ever been interested in adopting your very own Bane into your household, this comprehensive guide will answer all your questions!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Bane
You Might Need it Someday by seren23 reviews
It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Life and Love on Supernatural by crowley's sex demon reviews
Sebastian Roche Balthazar has his niece move in from England and when Mark Sheppard Crowley first sees her, he wants her. Will she want him too? Will her get her? Rated M for later chapters. Crowley/Mark Sheppard/OC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Crowley
Runaway Bride by FanfictionForever24 reviews
She's been labeled as "the Runaway Bride" for ditching men at the altar. How many more times will Maggie Madsen go through this and will she ever find the right man? Has he been under her nose this whole time?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Optimus Prime, Maggie M.
Nightshift by Melora Maxwell reviews
Or what happens when you have a Prime at a loose end and looking for something to do...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Thundercracker's Glory by Kenya Starflight reviews
G1. Thundercracker's life is turned upsidedown when he's entrusted with the care of an orphaned Decepticon sparkling. Rating raised slightly for violence
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,850 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Thundercracker - Complete
Mad Love by Mistress Megatron reviews
After Megatron is captured by the Autobots, he is locked in an mental asylum with a young, novice femme for a psychiatrist. He decides to viciously manipulate her into letting him out, but what results however, is something neither of them planned for.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,558 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Megatron - Complete
After the Fall by SlimReaper reviews
After Loki falls into the shattered void of the bifrost's destruction, he finds more than he expected. Lemony goodness and non-canon fun. What can I say, I love it when the bad boy gets the girl. Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, prequel to Mirrors and Shadows. Enjoy!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Halls of The Tassadar by blueflamefreak reviews
After the destruction on Aiur, what little was left of the Protoss faced a huge dilemma: merge what little they had left with their Terran allies, or face their own extinction. ArtanisOC
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,948 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Artanis
Young Man From Kent by Anne Hedonia reviews
Never underestimate the power of a dirty limerick. Nine/Rose, quite adult
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/8/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Cure My Tragedy by Mistress Megatron reviews
After a horrific injury, Megatron is left balancing on a precipice between life and death, praying that his position as leader will not be taken away from him. He spends his time and perhaps final moments reflecting on the past...and her. Pre-Cybertron
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,195 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Megatron - Complete
Unexpected Greenhorn by Jlynne33 reviews
DEADLIEST CATCH- The Northwestern is greeted by a daughter that no one knew Norman had, not even himself. Due to circumstances out of their control, Sig is forced to allow her on the boat. JakeA./OC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011
The End of the Earth by Miss Katonic reviews
A whole crew was willing to journey to the edge of the world to bring Jack back from the grave. Someone had to feel the same for Barbossa.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,429 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Hector B., Will Turner III - Complete
Love Hurts by Stormess reviews
DEADLIEST CATCH Andy Hillstrand can't get along with Jessica Daniels for five seconds, now he's going to be trapped on a crab boat with her for a whole season. Can he survive the trip, or will they end up in their biggest fight yet?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,156 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008
What Doesn't Kill You by xColoneless67x reviews
Amy had always been the average 21st century girl, but her life encounters a drastic change when a strange man is suddenly thrust into her world. She has a hard time adjusting to the change, but she doesn't realize how hard it is for him. Tav/OC.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,782 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008
Endurance by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
Nine tests Rose Tyler's endurance.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Who Would Have Thought? by wildviolet76 reviews
Deadliest Catch fic. Marie Logan and Edgar Hansen have been archrivals since she arrived in Dutch Harbor. Can they survive a summer of working together?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
The Willows by SagelyWisdom reviews
When a human girl contacts the X-Men for help, the team falls into a dark tale that no one expected. Between family ties and bloodlines, this girl has a lot to run from. And Hank McCoy can't help but hope she'll run to him only. BeastXOC maybe LoganXOC
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Beast/Hank M.
Passionate Dreams by KristinaLeigh reviews
Pepper is heartbroken when Tony reverts back to his old ways not long after announcing that he is Iron Man. She decides to leave Stark Industries and Tony before she loses herself completely. Can Tony get her back? Pepper/Tony. Romance. *Updated 05/27/10*
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
The Sweet Sound of Redeption by Amethyst Crow reviews
Although Sylar has found redemption, he finds he can no longer control the Hunger, especially around Claire. Claire finds it’s time to heal a lost soul…
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
To Wed a Faun by blacktalon117 reviews
The time has come for the Princess to take a husband. The only problem is...she wants the faun, and that's simply not done. Even Pan doesn't know what to do about this, and he is a very old goat. Princesses just don't marry Fauns...or do they? COMPLETE. Rated M. just to be on the safe side.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
To Win a Wolverine's Love by Dark Lady of the Night reviews
Just as the Title implies what does it take to win the affection of Logan? The real question is can he love her back? updated chapter 8 ready to read. Logan/wolverineOC Nightcrawler/KurtWagnerOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler
In the Morning by Writing Rebel reviews
Continuation of The Mating of Two Souls. What will happen to Jessica and Logan in the aftermath of thier night together. Rated M for safety. Though there is more detail than the last one.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Free These Chains That Bind Me by Sea Dragon Dreamer reviews
When a woman tries running from an abusive boyfriend, she turns to a childhood friend and his brothers and crew for help. A Deadliest Catch Fanfic.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,820 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Lucky by Calliope693 reviews
Post 2007 movie. While struggling to find her own path to life, Lucky finds herself caught up into an intergalactic conflict of epical proportions. All because she repaired a trashed silver Pontiac...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,850 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Illusions of Love by Never Ending Illusions reviews
PostMovieverse. After the events of Mission City, new Autobots arrive. Among them is Mirage who, as soon as he arrives, notices a young woman running for her life. Now, being a new human ally, she is torn between giving her heart to Mirage and Barricade.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,822 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Betcha I can by ThereseM reviews
Deadliest Catch: Missy makes a bet that she can handle the job of a crab fisherman on the Northwestern.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Submitting, And Why It Ain't So Bad by Katanagirl16 reviews
I will not submit." the mech stated stubbornly "You cannot make me." "I can and I will." she insisted stubbornly. Please read and review! AU '07-MV with characters from other 'verses thrown in, AU drabble's for my Submission and Requisition 'verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B.
Confused Seas by Sea Dragon Dreamer reviews
A young Fish and Game ranger is forced to choose between her career and the men she's come to love. A fan fic of Deadliest Catch.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,757 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Take Me As I Am by Mahone-chic-89 reviews
DEADLIEST CATCH: New regulations force the skippers to have nurses assigned to their boats...how will the captains and young women cope on the high seas? *includes POV's of all four main D.C. boats!*
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
Love Me Back to Life by Mahone-chic-89 reviews
DEADLIEST CATCH: When tragedy strikes the fleet will they be able to pick up and move on? The tragedy hits home for the woman who owns the Elbow Room and moving on may be too much to ask.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,355 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Doctors and Patients Remix by Sergeant Duck reviews
Ratchet the Hatchet may have met his match. This is the re-write of the previous Doctors and Patients fic. Rating will increase as the story progresses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Ratchet
Dr Hank and Mr Beast by Belladonna-Veilsin reviews
When Coy gets a thing for a certain pretty Kitty, will his beast be denied? Hankitty goodness.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Beast/Hank M., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.]
Lessons Learned by Lyonene reviews
Jeff Hardy's twin sister comes on the road with him and his brother. She's fun loving, a total goof ball and yet manages to attract the dark and brooding Undertaker's attention. Featuring the Hardy Bros, Melina, John Cena and of course 'Taker!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,360 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - The Undertaker, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Interfacing has no enemies by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Life was boring for the female Autobots on Cybertron, but when a certain tall, dark and handsome Decepticon jet falls into their hands, things definitely get a lot more interesting… and ardent.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
Following the Sun by Cyndi reviews
What is immortality? ONE-SHOT
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Nazi Zombies by Xandrya reviews
Silly little one-shot. Abe, Hellboy, and Johann share a dude moment while playing Call of Duty: World at War.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Abe S., Hellboy - Complete
Romper Room by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE 07 - Elita One leaves her two sparklings in the care of Optimus Prime, while she has some rare alone time with friends. Optimus thinks he'll do a fine job, he does run an army after all. Fluff alert! Companion fic to 'Scent of the Future'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Halloween: The Beginning by Erin Nightshade reviews
COMPLETED! Chapter 22 is up! Read and Review!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Transformers School by Raven06 reviews
AU Two good friends start their first day at their new school only to find that their teachers bear a strange resemblance to their favorite Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
For the Love of a Med Jai by VestalDarkness reviews
Lynette Carnahan joins her brother and sister on their adventure to Hamunaptra and finds her life turned upside down by the mysterious Med-Jai Ardeth Bay.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ardeth B.
My Immortal by blacktalon117 reviews
He was sure he was dying, but fate has a way of changing things. Now in a new life Snape faces the hardest test, learning to love the one that gave him life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Severus S.
Taking Chances by MusicChiller27 reviews
Undertaker/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,068 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Honey and Blood by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
EDITED. Barricade is alone now on Earth and Mikaela seems to be the only human to offer him friendship, while the others shun him out. She teaches him that there are more things sweeter than blood. Mikaela X Barricade.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,770 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Gonna Have a Party by plenoptic reviews
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, OPTIMUS PRIME 007! A fic involving Optimus, fun and even a little adventurous.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Proving her self worthy by SweetGA07 reviews
Two girls; Two totally different women; 1 wants to prove herself she can do the job. The other one is just along for the ride. One a greenhorn the other a bartender. What is in store for these two women? Deadliest Catch; 2 OCs
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Damn it all Tony Stark! by Amaya-B reviews
Pepper Potts is finally fed up with Mr. Iron Man Tony Stark. Full of Tony/Pepper fluff. Rated M for mature scenes. Post Iron Man Movie
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Lost and Found by SwirlySlidez reviews
Red vs Blue fic. Caboose is missing. What's going on? Find out inside.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
A Kid Named Pirate by Raven-of-Moraea reviews
Takes place after Hellboy II. Living happily in a nice home deep in the countryside, Hellboy, Liz, Abe, and Johann Krauss are called upon to find a gifted girl/ex-agent named Pirate, who ran away from Washington three years ago. Bad summary. Out of space.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008
Lost in Illusion by Lily Page reviews
Gabby is dragged to a Criss Angel demonstration by her younger sister, annoyed, Gabby disregards the man as nothing but a teeny bopper fantasy. Will she change her ways and get lost in an illusion or will she break free?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,925 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Friend or Foe? by Raven06 reviews
A Decepticon youngling finds himself surrounded by the enemy, or are they the family he never had? Will he get over his fear? And what will Megatron do when he finds out about him?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Escape into the Light by Jade V. MacGregor reviews
Yet another V/Evey romance; V survives and is reunited with his love, his light, who pulls him from the darkness and provides for him the life he never thought possible. Sappy.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Dare To Kiss by AutobotV reviews
Jazz was dared to kiss the first Decepticon he sees whilst on patrol, little does he know it won't end with the kiss alone! Rated M for EXPLICT BONDING! ?xJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
The New Arrival by LittleMewLugia reviews
When another Autobot arrives in response to Optimus Prime's broadcast, chaos ensues, because SHE is the first femme 'bot the others have seen for centuries. This is a followon to Two Sisters, Three Choices, but is set several thousand years later.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Thundercracker and the Three Seeklets by CasusFere reviews
Megatron's latest scheme involves training three baby seekers specifically for combat on Earth. Unfortunately for Thundercracker, he's the only one even remotely qualified to watch them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007
A Dance to Remember by Cyndi reviews
Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Waves by Raven06 reviews
OptimusxOC A fight between Megatron and Optimus Prime cost Alexia her father’s life. Not only that, but also revealed something about her that will have Megatron do anything to get his hands on her.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Optimus Prime
From the moment I first heard you sing by bassgoddess reviews
OK, so this is another stab at a fan fic. This chronicles the start of Erik and Christine's relationship, as well as the steamy stuff I know you all want. Well I do, after seeing Gerard Butler! YUM!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,083 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Erik, Christine
Healer by Raven06 reviews
RatchetxOC A decepticon femme is found by Optimus, is taken back ot the base and repaired by Ratchet. However, they soon realize that it wasnt a matter of 'what happened ot her' is was more a matter of 'who happend to her'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Ratchet
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Steel and Chocolate by The Manic Muse reviews
When Chandra Baker became a weapons specialist with the US Navy Seals, working with a cannon loving giant alien robot wasn't in the job description. IronhideXOC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/23/2007
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Bakura's Love for an Abused Girl by akarimisato reviews
Bakura falls in love with a girl who is being abused by her parents, and finds safety with Bakura and his friends Malik and Marik Ishtar. rated t for violence. SaphiraxBakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Stranded in the Dark by Shadows Light reviews
What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,639 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Closer to You by PugNTurtle reviews
Lilian gets ditched on the night of Austin's premeire... and ends up falling for the star himself... [ Lilian Steve Austin ] [ ONESHOT ]
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Dream Shifting by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
Its been four years since Sarah solved the labyrinth, and things haven’t been the same for Jareth. After the visit from the Sidhe twins of the Realm of Annwyn Jareth must choose Between a dream or a nightmare. But it is not only his dreams at stake. OC
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,891 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Jareth - Complete
Shadows of the Island by marinawings reviews
When Clytie Seaborne's brother goes missing on the sea near Skull Island, she goes to the only people she knows can help her bring him back, Skull Island's survivors. JackAnn, EnglehornOC
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,132 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Bravehearts by Lela333 reviews
William and Katie Wallace are brother and sister. both are determined to fight against Longshanks' tyranny. in the end...finally, freedom prevails.
Braveheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
The Queen of thieves by YunieRyou reviews
Stealing had seemed the only answer to Avila's problems. But now she'd been caught, and there was worse to come. For the dangerously attractive man she'd robbed was no commmon mark, but the famouse thief King! Please read.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,936 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005
Unrequited Love by Josephine Jekyl reviews
marikxoc. marik meets a young woman in battle city only to find its the same girl his father arranged for him to marry when he was a child. he used to hate her, but now cant stop thinking about her. problem is, she despises him. what will happen?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 156,548 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Marik I.
Lost child by YunieRyou reviews
Nariko is the child born from the love of her parents. Sadly her mother dies giving birth to her and her father is unknown. All she know's is she wasn't born to be a peasant girl. She has very few clues, just a scroll and a locket.(Bakura&OC)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Shy Oyster by Idamonae reviews
[Shawshank Redemption]Andy has always had trouble with intimacy. Life in prison didn’t help things much.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/27/2005
Forbidden Love: Love You Can't Steal by Kuro Tsuki Tenshi reviews
Part of the Forbidden Love series. Bakura, the Great Thief of Egypt falls for a girl from a local temple who saved his life. But getting close to her and earning her love will prove more difficult than raiding even the most dangerous tomb. BakuraOC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
IRRITATION f by Sharnhorst reviews
STORY COMPLETEDEvy's cousin Charlotte goes to Egypt with them for an adventure, and gets more than she expected when she meets Ardeth Bay!
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,440 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Ardeth B.
The Traveler by Kalika Aryn reviews
Completed: After the destruction of the Ring, a prophecy comes to light in Middle Earth, telling of a way for Sauron to rise again and cover all of Middle Earth in Darkness, and it all rests with a girl brought to Middle Earth, becoming The Traveler.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,034 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Legolas - Complete