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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1873319, Profile Updated: 11-22-12
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Lucky Star, Doctor Who, Touhou Project, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, and Shugo Chara!.

Updatey type thing - 22/11/12

Man, it's been a long time. Too long. I'm going to finish what I've started here, one way or the other.
So, don't give up hope. There'll be new chapters for stuff turning up.

So, random music list thingy of no actual importance! Huzzah!

If your life had a soundtrack, what would it be?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

This is mine: (take 2)

Opening Credits: All By Myself (Only Men Aloud)
Waking Up
: Don't Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin)
First Day At School: Tequila (Champs. That'd be one hell of a way to start school)
Falling In Love: Love Is In Bloom (Aviators remix. Yes, of the MLP song. Rather appropriate)
Losing Virginity: Sornos Novios (Andrea Bocelli)
Fight Song: Bad Apple (Cristina Vee)
Breaking Up: Oh You Pretty Things (David Bowie)
Formal: Dance with My Father (Luther Vandross)
Life: Luna - Nightmare mode (Eurobeat Brony)
Mental Breakdown:
Goin' Back (The Byrds)
Driving: Twilightlicious (Tara Strong. I didn't know I even had that as an audio file. Huh. Also; wat)
Flashback:
Here Comes The Sun (George Harrison)
Getting Back Together: All The Lovers (Scissor Sisters)
Wedding: Beyond Belief (Epica)
Birth of Child: When You Love Someone (Bryan Adams)
Final Battle: Doll Judgement (ZUN. Appropriate here, too)
Death Scene: Does Your Mother Know (ABBA. No idea, either)
Funeral Song: Into The Valley (The Skids)

Also also: C'mon! Review them? Please?

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Takamachi Nanoha of 2814 by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Takamachi Nanoha is the chosen Green Lantern of Sector 2814. She's beaten Precia, but now a new enemy is targeting not just her, but every mage and magical girl on Earth. The Battle Lines are drawn. The Linker Cores War has come to an end. X-over
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 224,392 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Vita, Fate T., Reinforce, Hayate Y. - Complete
Ready, Sette, Go! by Moczo reviews
Sette of the Numbers has been released from prison early for model behavior. With no other reasonable mission objectives, she does the only logical thing: move into the Nakajima house, and attempt to integrate into society. Key word being, 'attempt'.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sette, Cinque N.
The White Devil of the Moon by bissek reviews
Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,749 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Mischief Fragment Mjolnir by Greylle reviews
crossing over Nanoha and Naruto. Naru/Hina - most likely. Things get shifted around quite quickly. This wasn't intended to be written, it just started writing itself and fitting things together.
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,862 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Knights and Knaves: A Logical Adventure by The Texas Wyrm reviews
Using a forbidden template, the inhabitants of Gensokyo now find themselves to either be unable to lie, or unable to tell the truth. Follow Remilia Scarlet as she navigates through the logical morass laid down by the Youkai Sage. Thinking required.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,876 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Remilia S., Sakuya I.
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P.
Top Gear The MidChilda Special by DrunkenGrognard reviews
A side story to the Grand Tour series. The Top Gear Mid-Childa special was mentioned offhand in Odyssey, now here it is in its full glory
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
The Tao of WAAAGH! by osmandias reviews
A take on Ork philosophy, or philosophy in general, as a young Anthrologos adept sees it. Also, squigs and grox.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010
A Frail Girl and Her Protecter by Arker reviews
In a high school far far away...In Japan. Two Girls, went to school together. A sickly salmon haired girl, and a green haired protectorate. Find out how the spark between these two ignited, see how this love between a fragile girl, and her protector began
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,055 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Minami I., Yutaka K.
Novocaine by Floydgoneawry reviews
Because everyone loves a girl who wears glasses.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Miyuki T. - Complete
The Eye of the Beholder by scimitarblue reviews
Data is assigned as First Officer to the USS Rorschach, a Nebula-Class ship tracking a dangerous anomaly on a direct course for Earth. Unknown to him, an old enemy is waiting in the wings, plotting revenge...but for whom?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,156 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Home by scimitarblue reviews
The last few minutes of Data's life, from his point of view. Overwhelmed by memories and guilt, Data collapses in a turbolift, until a voice from his past encourages him to accomplish his final task, and save the ship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Data, N. Yar
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Touhou Random Pairings reviews
What it says on the tin. Playing around with KimikoMuffin's random pairing generator left me thinking These should be written' And so ... they were! Oh, and expect occasional crack and heavy to industrial strength yuri.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010
Lucky Chara! reviews
The girls of Lucky Star and the search for their would-be selves. Possibly with some interference from Easter. Also ... it's me. And Lucky Star. Do you really need to be told that there's going to be yuri in here?
Crossover - Lucky Star & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Konata I.
Harry Potter and the Mermaid's Pearl reviews
During Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, the Wizarding World finds itself under attack by what they thought were merely muggle fairytales. EDIT: Also, there will be the occasional romance/existing couple popping up. Including same gender relationships.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009
Captain Jack Strikes Again reviews
A short one-piece based on a random idea that had me giggling like a fool on public transportation. Let's face it, if the TARDIS really is alive, that's enough for Jack Harkness ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jack H., TARDIS - Complete