Koshion The Critiquer
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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1873322, Profile Updated: 12-23-09
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FLAMING LEPRECHAUNS RIDING STEEL-PLATED LLAMAS!!

Had to...

Copy and Paste-it's that actually apply to me:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, xXCourtney HaleXx, Koshion the Critiquer,

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, xXCourtney HaleXx, Koshion The Critiquer

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

About me:

So, I'm 14.

I'll be 15 in July.

I'm a guy.

I love Twilight.

I prefer Jacob to Edward.

I like a good movie.

I like animals.

I'm a nerd and I'm proud.

My favorite color is red.

I am the youngest of 4 children.

I live in Venice, Florida.

My second home is in Livingston, Texas.

I love being random and people who are random.

I don't like unoriginal things.

I am distracted by shiny objects.

Shaba-laba-ding-dong.

Marshmellow.

Quiz:

Your One and Only Wish (This is really cool)

Do it one by one, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK AHEAD!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done? If so, Pencils down. DON'T CHANGE YOU ANSWERS!!

Ok, Now Scroll down to see you results!

(Don't cheat--)

Your Results Are:...

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday

My Results (Don't look until after you take the test):

1) Rachel Sims - The peson I'm in love with.

2) Red - I am alert and my life is full of love.

3) R - I try to enjoy life to the maximum and my love life is soon to blossom.

4) July - I will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

5) Black - My life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for me and I will be glad for the change. ( I hope )

6) Adam-lee Piotti - My best Friend.

7) 22 - How many close friends I will have in my lifetime.

8) Florida - I am a laidback person.

9) Ocean - I am spontaneous and like to please people.

10) Rachel & Andrew break up - My wish that will come true for re-posting the quiz.

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The Phantom of the Notepad by Consulting Timelady reviews
What would happen if Christine forced Erik to work on his penmanship by only writing stuff down instead of talking? We shall find out. Definetly OOC, and rated T just in case.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
50 Things that will surely get you killed by Consulting Timelady reviews
Title says it all. They will be played out by different people. If you want to be in one, put a breif discription of your personality and your name.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Erik
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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The Cullens Online reviews
What would happen if twenty of the twilight characters started forming a giant chat room? Mwa - ha - ha. A twilight version of XXCourtney HaleXX's "Phantom of the Notepad" ! Read her's when you get the chance. It is HI-LAR-I-OUS! She's on my fave authors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009
Immortality & Perfection reviews
It's the twilight ending we all were wating for with a twist. What happens when something flaws the perfect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009
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