Author has written 14 stories for Twilight, Big Bang Theory, Friends, Criminal Minds, Grey's Anatomy, and Rizzoli & Isles.
Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it upjust for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.
—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011
Death to the Innocent
I went to a party Mum, I remembered what you said,
As I got into my car Mum I knew I'd get home in one piece
As I lay here on the pavement Mum, I hear the Policeman say
There is blood that's all around me - and most of it is mine
Why do people drink and drive Mum, it can ruin your whole life
Tell my brother not to cry Mum - Tell Daddy to be brave
My breath is getting shorter now, and I'm becoming very scared
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
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Anyway enough about me, how have you been?
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