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Haha, New here...uhh~ damn it, Okay, starting over, My name is Slagathor (not telling my real name). You can call me Thor for short. I enjoy writing and drawing, watching anime, I just LOVE READING, and Listening to music all that conventional stuff!! Of course I also enjoy being outside barefoot (I live in the middle of the forest, it just makes the imagination come to life!)
I have read all the Harry Potter books and love them, of course! The movies were some what disappointing for lack of information and scenes from the books but otherwise entertaining.
Things I like:
NOW FOR SOME FUN STUFF-found this on one of my favorites!
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!!
You know you live in the 2000's when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe these things happening are wrong. Please do your part to end it.
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The single most terrifying thing in this world is intolerance, because intolerance generates hate and hate is behind nearly every tragedy in human history. Do your part to stop it, and stop it now.
I hope you enjoy my story(s) when I make any.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this shit!
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (three things, actually: Doctor Who, Heroes and Wicked)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing hysterically, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (all of us, actually) :)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you've ever ran into a wall while looking at someone else, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever ran into someone else while looking at a wall, copy this into your profile
If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious, question, copy this onto your profile.
Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you think that the ancient cultures predict the end of the world in 2012 because that will be when they will cancel Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever danced on a table while singing ‘La Vie Boheme’ in a public place, and not cared for a second about what weird looks you were getting, or want to someday, copy and paste this into your profile. One day this will happen
If you'd GLADLY cover Collins with one thousand sweet kisses, copy this into your profile.
If you think that rap is only good when it's spelled with two P's, like Anthony Rapp, copy this into your profile.
If it pisses you off to no end when people write about Collins moving on after Angel's death, copy this into your profile.
If you got goosebumps the first time you heard One Song Glory and you still get goosebumps every time you hear it, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you wish you could wear Angel’s Christmas outfit in public and get away with it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Mimi has the best ass and Roger has the best pants below 14th street, copy this into your profile
If you'd give anything for Collins to be your best friend and for Roger to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.
If MarkRoger FRIENDSHIP fics make you feel warm and fuzzy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Adam Pascal would make an awesome Fiyero, copy this into your profile and join the club!
If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile. ELPHIE!
If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If the West End is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile
If you are a theatregeek, copy this into your profile
If you love Hawkfrost, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Brambleclaw is awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Squirrelflight rocks your socks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you heart Jayfeather, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like ShadowClan better than ThunderClan sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose queenoftheoutlands
IF you were to be a cat and you would want Hawkfrost or Brambleclaw to be your mate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Spottednose, queenoftheoutlands
If you love Scourge, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Hollypaw should do something wrong, and act like a normal apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile. (post-Sunrise note: cough)
If you are loving Peter Petrelli’s emo bangs, copy and paste this into your profile
GabriElle forever. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile
If you heart Nathan Petrelli, even though he is a dick, copy and paste this into your profile
If you keep Elle Bishop living on through fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Gabriel is the sweetest dad EVER, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ship Pylar, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Sylar is the hottest, most awesome villain ever, copy and paste this into your profile
Sylar loves cake. If you love cake too, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that Gabriel Gray is already special, copy and paste this into your profile
If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you squeed when you saw Draco Malfoy in that suit in the sixth movie, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want to steal Lucius Malfoy's pimp cane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wanna give Draco a big hug, copy and paste this into your profile
If Harry's spider impression is the funniest thing you've seen in years, copy and paste this into your profile
I was Sorted and I am a member of Ravenclaw
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable
If you cried when Ianto died, copy and paste this into your profile
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie was brilliant and the sequels should never have happened, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about during a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
I have joined the review revolution! Everyone should join it-because its sad when you look at your stats and you have 50 hits, but no reviews! You know how I feel!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy went away
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Only in America are we this stupid:
1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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