Author has written 26 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Bleach, Avatar: Last Airbender, Glee, X-Men: The Movie, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Pokémon, Ben 10, Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Teen Titans, Warehouse 13, and Lost Girl.
Name: None of your buisness
Nationality: Irish. I'm so pale I'ld fit in, in a Twilight film. Too bad I hate Twilight! or that would be great.
Favourite music: A few interesting ones like Disturbed, Voltaire, Queen, Madness, Eminem but I would listen to anything.
Important information: I write most of my stories in script format. I find it so much easier so stop telling me about it, if you can't follow it I'm sorry and if you don't like it don't read it. I don't care.
Yugioh & GX, Doctor Who, Harry Potter (completely), Digimon, Bakugan, Avatar, Bleach, Hellsing(the manga), Glee (total gleek), Primeval, MLP (Damn you Anna!),
Yugioh: Atem(Yami)/Mana(Vaseshipping/Servantshipping), Yugi/Tea(Peachshipping), Ryou/Ishizu(Graceshipping). The Item pairings (Yami/Yugi, Ryou/Bakura, Malik/Marik)
Yugioh GX: Jaden/Yubel(Soulshipping).
Primeval: Nick/Jenny or Claudia, Conner/Abbie.
Digimon: TK/Kari (Takari), Tai/Sora.
Avatar: Aang/Katara, Zuko/Mai, Soka/Suki Azula/Ty Lee
Bleach: Ichigo/Nel, Yachiru/Wonderweiss, Yoroichi/Urahara, Ulquiora/Lilynette or Orihime, Szayel/Sakura(OC), Starrk/Harribel, Toshiro/Karin.
Glee: Faberry, Brittana, Klaine, Faberrittana (Somebody please kill Finn)
Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione is highest but really anything except Harry/Ginny (kill fangirl) or Ron/Hermione (Mutilate the useless red head) even Hermione/Belatrix and Harry/Voldemort (Find a well written story with either of these pairings if you don't believe me)
To be honest most pairings if they make sence (And sometimes if they don't).
OC's I will be using / have used (Depends what I've remembered to put on this)
Snaky - He quite simply is my insanity/randomness personifed. He has pale white skin, with a golden mask that is seamlessly joined to his head. His faceis scaly and like a cobra. He normally wears a black cloak over black/ very dark blue/purple clothes. He has a human form which is James Malcolm Smyth (Partially based on my name). Snaky is an imortal demonic insanity, and has a strange sence of humor. He has a Zanpacto known as Serpontello (Demon serpent King. made it up) and is also his wand and sonic screwdriver . He is able to change how he looks to look like anyone or anything. He has a tail that ends in a 3 part claw.
Serpentime - Snaky's only daughter, her mother is Raven (from Teen Titans). She has similar powers to her father and is a mad exentric like him. She's capable of reverting to a bipedal reptilian entity with 2 of the tails her father has. In human form she looks quite similar to her mother except she has long thin fingers, slitted eyes and a forked tongue. As currently known belived she's immortal ,though she's never needed to fully test the theory.
Sakura - (Technically a crossover OC) She is Bakuras sister who died during the massacure. She travelled though the human world and Hueco Mundo untill she met Aizen. She was Shinigamificated and became the Cero ( Not the fat D Yammy). She has Snow white hair with the mask covering he left eye. She is quite thin but a similar body to Nel. She has little regard for Aizen but puts up with him. Her zanpactou are Armityle and Horakhty (Armityle hollow sword).
The Unbound Imortals - 4 beings, each with ultimate control over 1 of the original elements. They are immortal (Hence the name) with clawed/bladed hands and eyes totally one color. Each of the original (1st 4) unbounds have an ambigram of their element on their chest or back.
Pyron: Fire, Red eyes
Aquartice: Water, Cold blue
Terron: Earth, Muddy green
Aerosis: Air, Grey
Azulong: (half unbound, half human) Fire & Lightning/Electricity, Golden
The Neo-Vizards (Psychotic half Hollows)
Shinidos Cifer- Son of Ulquiorra and Lilynette. He has pale skin, black hair apart from a small line of green over his ears, and unusually blood red eyes. His Zanpactou is Tamashī no kage (Shadow of the Soul)
Alister Vega- Son of Ggio and Sun-Sun. Dark hairs and peircing gold eyes. Enjoys hurting people for dumb / no reason. Zanpactou is Mantikoa (Manticore)
Henry & Sandy Gingerback - Twins of Starrk and Harribel. Henry has blond hair simlilar to Harribel exept for it spikes up in 2 horn like clumps, and blank looking gray eyes. Sandy has long black hair and peircing green eyes.
Cassandra Urahara- Daughter of Urahara and Yoroichi. Lilaic hair and slightly tanned skin. Able to become a cat.
Currently in Production
Boy Who lived in Fire
A New World
Other random plot bunnies (The 2 above take priority though)
Pokefarm - heres something for pokemon fans and anyone on pokefarm.Click it.
Yay For DJHS (Me) !!!!
FRIENDS will come over and help you move house,
REAL FRIENDS will help you move a body (Thank you Rich Hall, that ended with him saying he has 2 good friends and loads of laughter)
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Quotes I like (Will add to)
Rule 1: The Doctor Lies (11th Doctor)
There is no good or evil there is only power, and those too weak to seek it (Voldemort ; HP and the Philosopher's stone)
Madness makes real life more interesting (ME)
Pointless funny things
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
An apple away keeps the doctor away, longer if well aimed.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.
I used to have a life but, that was before video games!
Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.
Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.
Why are wrong numbers never busy?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?
I do visit reality, althought it's only on a tourist visa.
I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. (Or all the crazy people are caught)
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
People think they know me, They don't know me
I have Asperger's Syndrome. I'm damn proud of who I am. Its not a disease. I won't die from it. You cant catch it. So don't act like you will. It just means that I'm different, and a little awkward in social situations. If you are the same Copy, Paste, then add your name to the list. Ohioan0897, AspergianStoryteller, Leonineus, Lonly Wanderer
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