bjelka
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Joined 03-21-09, id: 1873581, Profile Updated: 06-20-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

Hi an alle!

Um das klarzustellen: Zwar ist mein Name Russisch und bedeutet Eichhörnchen, aber ich habe zu dieser Sprache keinen weiteren Bezug, als dass ich sie 5 Jahre lang in der Schule gelernt habe - und langsam anfange, alles wieder zu vergessen. Die englische Version des Wortes hätte mir besser gefallen, ist aber schon vergeben.

Ich bin leider nicht schnell beim Schreiben und Updaten, deshalb werden meine Aktivitäten auf dieser Seite vorrangig auf Lesen und Reviews Schreiben beschränkt bleiben, obwohl ich mit dem Gedanken spiele, meine angefangene Herr-der-Ringe-Fortsetzung hier zu veröffentlichen. Allerdings komme ich beim Schreiben wiegesagt grundsätzlich dermaßen schleppend voran, dass es schlicht und einfach Folter für alle interessierten Leser wäre.

Bei kurzen Geschichten ist das natürlich kein Problem, weshalb meine erste Story "Lehrerzimmerintrigen" auch eine Oneshotsammlung ist.
Die Übersetzung der englischen Star-Wars-Fanfiction "To Turn To The Dark Side" von der großartigen frodogenic ist inzwischen komplett hochgeladen.

I think I have to translate that (as far as I can with my limited knowledge of the English language), for I wrote more reviews to English than to German fanfictions:

To make it clear: Although my name is Russian and means squirrel I have no more relation to this language than having learned it in school for 5 years - and forgetting everything slowly but surely. I'd like the English version of this word better, but it's assigned already.

Unfortunately I'm not good at writing and updating quickly, therefore my activities at this site will remain confined to read and write reviews, although I deliberate to publish my sequel to The Lord of the Rings here. But I come along with it so slowly that it would be torture for every interested reader.

Of course that's no problem with short stories and that is why my first fic (the title means something like "Intrigues in the Staff Room") is a collection of oneshots.
The translation of the English Star Wars fanfiction "To Turn To The Dark Side"by the great frodogenic is uploaded by now.

And PLEASE point out my mistakes in grammar or choice of words! I know there are a lot of them, so you don't have to be tactful.

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Turned by CoffeeWench reviews
Exploring life after the Fischer job. Think back story, relationships, and the slow build toward something good.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Matryoshka by mixed.vinyl reviews
Half a year after their successful inception, Ariadne receives an offer of another job with the team, and just like the last time, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Lost in Translation by Mathematica reviews
WIP, AU. When sabotage strikes a Republic capital ship, Anakin Skywalker is seriously injured. That’s nothing new. The consequences, however, are anything but typical ...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Ad Lucem by HelenT reviews
Purgatory Sequel. Padmé had warned Anakin that the second world was a dangerous place even without Sidious. They all find this out to their cost when dealing with an adversary that could challenge any Sith Lord for ruthless self-interest and sadism.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Purgatory by HelenT reviews
As if the comment Obi-Wan had made to Luke about Anakin ‘dying’ when he became Darth Vader was literally true, a newly dead Vader wakes in a strange world—as a twenty-three year old again. Post ROTJ-See chapter 1 for full summary.*Anakin/Padme* AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,823 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Die allerschönste Vollmondnacht by Lythanda reviews
COMPLETE! Wie die Rumtreiber zu ihren Spitznamen kamen. 5. Schuljahr von Remus, James, Sirius und Peter, eher Remuszentriert. Eine kurze, fluffige Geschichte. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Lehrerzimmerintrigen reviews
Oneshotreihe. Ereignisse in HP, wie ihr sie noch nie gesehen habt: aus Sicht des pädagogischen Personals von Hogwarts; originalgetreu, keine Parodie
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
Um Zur Dunklen Seite Zu Wechseln, Wählen Sie Drei reviews
ÜBERSETZUNG FF v. frodogenic. Anakin Skywalker stellt fest, was das Schlimmste am Verlust seines Arms ist: versuchen, die RGVA zum Zahlen zu überreden. Denn wenn dich irgendetwas dazu bringt, zur Dunklen Seite zu wechseln, sind es Krankenversicherungen...
Star Wars - Rated: T - German - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete