Nonimus
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Joined 03-21-09, id: 1873775, Profile Updated: 05-15-16
Author has written 17 stories for Sky High, Static Shock, and Harry Potter.

My name is Nonimus, and I truly enjoy writing fanfic. I hope you find my writing satisfactory and that you leave with a smile on your face and a fond memory in your heart. For those wishing to know, I am of the young, Caucasian female variety. I am currently dating another of the young, Caucasian female variety. She fills me with smiles and joyful wiggles.

At this point in time I hope only for good fic and reviews.

I am all for Everyone/Anyone

Spencer Smith started playing drums so he'd have something to bang besides your mom.

I am also all for Everyone/Everyone

For all of you who are interested: You're Gonna Go Far is on HIATUS. I have fallen out of the Sky High fandom. This may be temporary. It may not. I apologize to the fans, but I'd rather not write for something that I don't care about anymore. It wouldn't be as good, and it would definitely be out of character.


Do you ever look back at old stuff you've written and just cringe? That's what I'm doing currently. I'm roughly four years older than I was when I wrote the above profile and the fics below. As such, I'd like to apologize in advance if any of them make you cringe like they do me. I've come to many realizations since I wrote this profile. Like the fact that caucasian isn't really a generic term for white people. Or the fact that you really shouldn't refer to someone as "female" because it's a bit dehumanizing. Or the fact that I don't actually identify as a woman.

You're Gonna Go Far is definitely discontinued. Message me if you want to adopt it or something.

I am still dating my girlfriend, though, so there's that!

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Through a Glass, Darkly by valkyrie-alex reviews
For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine scent...er...new R rating.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,257 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 1/8/2005
In Times of Trouble by PurpleMoon3 reviews
An angel and a frost giant fall through space. Drabbles. Now with more Q.
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Gabriel, Loki
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8361 - Favs: 5,396 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
You Will Be Assimilated by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Loki is forcefully adopted by the Norse pantheon of the Supernatural verse, specifically SPN!Odin, who is surprisingly personable when he isn't eating humans.
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Odin, Loki - Complete
Jesus Goes to High School by Christhefireshark reviews
Anything can have a High School AU. ANYTHING. God wants Jesus to meet people his own age, so he stops homeschooling him. Jesus, now at high school, soon learns he's good at making both friends and enemies. Short chapters, I'll update often.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Jesus
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 217 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Breaking Point by Kryal reviews
Ozai sent Zuko to serve in the Home Guard, rather than risk Iroh's influence with Zuko roaming the world looking for the Avatar. When love for family comes to be at odds with love for people, however, one or the other must break.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Zuko - Complete
A Glass Darkly by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. They aren't children. He can see the blood that lingers beneath their fingernails, and all the world will see is a brother fighting his brother for power. Mirrorverse/AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Ozai, Iroh - Complete
Art of Dying by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Her body is her own. Her mind isn't.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Joo Dee, Dai Li - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Temptation in the Desert by Andy Magnuseth reviews
An interpretation of the Bible's description of Jesus' temptation.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
Seven Maids by 720suicide reviews
Challenge: Drunk!Tarrant. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Shades of Grey by fyd818 reviews
Curious about the world that took Alice away from him, Hatter goes to Otherland to investigate. He finds Alice, but she is not quite ready to return to her true home. He will wait for her Above, but something is terribly wrong… AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,494 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
AI by LittleDarlingEve reviews
AU Slash Virgil/Richie/Hotstreak, Ebon/Shiv. Summary: Virgil Hawkins is an average 19 year old college student with a special computer that has an A.I. named Gear living within it. As their friendship grows, Gear wishes to become human...
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,175 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 229 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 10,311 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 189 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 6,413 - Follows: 6,519 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nine Lives by Lelek reviews
Eight lives where they get it wrong, and finally one where they get it right. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 315 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
War and Peace In Mind by Jeune Chat reviews
Warren Peace had a hard road to get where he was, and dealing with the future is bound to be no easier. With friends at his side, can he learn of his shaded past and find a heroic future? T rating for language and violence.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 350,246 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Warren P. - Complete
Mind the Gap by NME reviews
Richie has to face his developing relationship with Virgil, the increasing powers of his mind, and frequent zombie attacks. The last one's the easiest to deal with. AdventureHumorRomance. T for violence and language. VR Slash
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 7/29/2005
Scenes of Other Worlds by Cypher reviews
What if the Big Bang never happened? What if super heroes weren't the norm? Slash, massive AUs.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
Forgiven by Missie DuCaine reviews
WarrenWill Will has made a very big mistake, but he can't for the life of him think of what it is.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
My Name is Will Stronghold by Rosemarykiss reviews
Will speaks from his heart. Implied slash
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Extinguished by Cyprith reviews
Warren's flame was going out. They told him it was stress. Slash. WarrenWill
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Summertime by X-parrot reviews
[complete] SLASH This wasn't the way Richie had planned to come out.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
It's A Tradition by valkyrie-alex reviews
Slash VR. Sometimes you have to live with your mistakes. Sometimes you get a second chance.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
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Reminiscences reviews
Virgil and Richie travel to a place that holds a particularly fond memory. V/R.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Richie/Gear, Virgil/Static - Complete
Changing Fate reviews
They probably thought no one knew, no one watched. They were wrong. She watched. She knew. Suggested V/R. OC-centric.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Virgil/Static, Richie/Gear - Complete
Terminal reviews
Richie writes letters because he has nothing else on which to depend. One-sided VR. Hinted character death.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Richie/Gear - Complete
Plans Gone Awry reviews
This was definitely how her Saturday was supposed to go. She'd only meant to get the pictures and leave, not get stuck dangling from a beam in the ceiling beside the subjects of the very same pictures.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Virgil/Static, Richie/Gear - Complete
A Lesson reviews
There are many things in his life that Sirius regrets. Fleeing to America with Harry isn't one of them. Trying to teach a seven-and-a-half-year-old Harry to lap dance is one he will never live down. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Church Creeper reviews
Static finds himself confronting the chief suspect of a series of break-ins in a wedding chapel. The man is far from what he expected.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Virgil/Static - Complete
Facts to Know for Life reviews
Sharon knows some facts about her family that no one else does. Warning: Slash
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Meeting reviews
Virgil meets Richie for the first time at a roller rink
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Of All the Crimes reviews
Richie finds himself in mall jail.
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Unusual reviews
It's not how he imagined coming out to Richie, but it'll do.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Perfect reviews
Like this, Richie can be himself.
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Talent Show reviews
Richie sings an interesting Christmas carol for the talent show.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Day Late reviews
Companion fic to What's Left to Lose. There are bits of slash. Songfic. You've been warned. Rated because I can't remember if there's anything potentially dangerous in it.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Flaming Hearts reviews
Warren is used to getting gag-gifts from his friends. He's just not used to people pranking him. Name subject to change. Not slash! Rated just to be safe.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
You're Gonna Go Far reviews
After getting drunk at a party, Will and Warren make out. Up for adoption, should anyone wish to continue it.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
Notes reviews
Warren follows a few notes to a sweet surprise.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Warren P. - Complete
What's Left to Lose reviews
Will loved Layla. Will loved Warren. Layla knew. Rated just to be on the safe side.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Layla W. - Complete