Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Ranma, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Currently I'm not really active here and I fear that it won't change in the near future! D:
Things you don't want to hear on an Airplane Intercom:
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore...
2. We're cruising at an altitude of ... Ah hell I don't know...
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ... Just kidding.
5. Would the flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'!
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! ... Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
You know you live in the year 2011 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
A black man sat on a bank in a park. A white man came and said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
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