Dan The Man Bogosian
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Joined 03-21-02, id: 187388
Author has written 10 stories for Half-Life, Grand Theft Auto, Twisted Metal, and Halo.
Write's movie's in spare time.
Enjoy's videogames and some famous pulp-fiction novels.
I also collect videogames and am currently working on a price guide if you want to sell me one of yours.

AGE: Hell, I ain't telling you.
FAV. TV SHOW(s): The Simpsons, 24 (atleast while its/it was still on)
FAV. MOVIES (in no order): WAYNE'S WORLD (Best... Movie... Ever!), Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Forrest Gump, Die Hard, Shawshank Redemption, Spaceballs, Green Mile, Monty Python And Now For Something Completly Different, Flowers for Algernon, Coming to America, Life of Brian, The Mask, and... ANIMAL HOUSE!!
FAV. VIDEOGAMES (in no order): Twisted Metal (PS), Twisted Metal 2: World Tour (PS), Twisted Metal: Black(PS2), Twisted Metal: Small Brawl (PS1), Metal Gear (NES), Metal Gear: Solid (Tactical Espionage Action) {PS}, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (Tactical Espionage Action) {PS2}, Metroid (NES), The Adventures of Sonic the Hedghog 2 (Genesis/Game Gear), Gran Theft Auto 2 (PS), Gran Theft Auto 3 (PS2)

OTHER: I believe people under 12 shouldn't be writing on this site {C'mon! They don't even know that Digimon isn't originally Anime! They think it comes from Japan!} - Believes that God is good, but only on Sunny days - Futurama should stop and send its writers back to the Simpsons - Wrestling Sucks - Videogames are underrated - If your over fourty, you need to realize videogames have plots now (WAKE UP, MOM! WAKE UP!) - Videogame writers are better than movie writers - Any one who doesn't read the book before the movie is missing out and/or is not high on life - Everyone who takes there motto from a movie needs to write a movie or get rid of that motto

OTHER OTHER: I wish there was a "Least favorite Authors" section on fanfiction.net

And lastly...

If your not supposed to read my NC-17 stories, than you can go screw yourself or masterbate your ten-year old heart outs.

"Do, or do not; there is no try."-Frank Oz as Master Yoda, Empire Strikes Back
"Your... a man?"-"The President" in Metal Gear Solid 2
"Someday you'll find that... at the Rainbow on the sun: the lovers, the dreamers... and me."-Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, the Muppet Movie.
"The key to modern-America is Japanese products."-Artyre Gross, The Experts
NOTE: It was unintended that two of the quotes were from people who started the Muppets.

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Six Stars by DirtyMonk reviews
He was a simple man looking for a few hours of sleep. But Liberty City provoked him. Liberty City pushed him over the edge and gave him the worst migraine ever. Now, the entire city finds itself before a man with a restless trigger finger...
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2002
The Demon And The Angel by Joseph Edward Logue reviews
Joe Logue is an up and coming criminal on the streets of Liberty, he will take any job and doesn't think twice about killing he just thought twice. Can an Angel and a Demon purify Liberty City?
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2002
Pennies! by Marielle reviews
thirst + pennies + Kevin = comedy sketch?
Kids In The Hall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2001
Bob the Rabbit by Doc2 reviews
Monty Python and the Holy Grail from the rabbits POV
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2001
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Dead Man Forever reviews
A SWAT Officer's Mission ends up differently than expected & a fed goes in to help & how a mob frontman deals with it. Chapter 3 is up. Rated R for language and violence.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 4/10/2002
12 days, 12 nights, 12 deaths reviews
Re-posting my first story. Toned down from its original NC-17 rating.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002
Paint it Black reviews
Twisted Metal: Black fanfic about a former psychiatric doctor. Rated R for mention of rape and murder
Twisted Metal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002
Phone of Liberty reviews
What happens when a SWAT Officer takes his cell-phone on the job? Not originally a GTA fic, just read and enjoy that you aren't him. Please review.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2002
Blind as a Bullet 2 reviews
100th GTA fanfic. Poetic, and sequel to Blind as a Bullet, the 50th GTA fanfic. Guess the character again.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/26/2002
War hog reviews
A semi-wrap up of the second level. Master Chief is on Planet Halo, searching for survivors, when a dropship comes by...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/5/2002
Thicker than Water reviews
A small scene of Half Life, semi-poetic. 50th Half Life fanfic! Short and sweet like some of my others.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/4/2002
Lunchbag from hell reviews
A "poem" written by Needles Kane/Sweet Tooth
Twisted Metal - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2002
Blind as a bullet reviews
50th GTA fanfic! An awesome fanfic, I believe. Short and sweet. Reviews are appreciated.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2002
The Human reviews
See the start of Half-Life through the other view. Chapter 2 is. More chapters soon.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002