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Joined 03-21-09, id: 1873919, Profile Updated: 08-21-10
Author has written 13 stories for Artemis Fowl, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

Deleted all the bullshit of my past profile, because it was virtually useless. Basically, huge yaoi/slash fangirl. Shippings I love: Kirk/Spock (Star Trek), Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek), Holmes/Watson (2009 film, Granada verse, and BBC series), Harry/Perry (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang), Artemis/Butler (Artemis Fowl).

Will be deleting a couple of my stories because they're rubbish.

Probably won't update this profile for another year and a half. :P

If you wanna chat me up about anything, feel free, my inbox is a lonely place. XD

Live Long and Prosper \\//_

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Edge by Little Muse reviews
When Spock enters pon farr and it is discovered Jim would likely not live through it, he is forced to return to the colony and marry a Vulcan female. Jim is forced to let him. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Grant Me This Wish by MelodicMadness reviews
The first few months of captaincy were supposed to be a breeze for Jim Kirk, but when he has to balance uncooperative aliens, an angry Starfleet, and his faltering friendship with Spock, things become a lot more complicated. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,532 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Don't Stop Believing by KianSpo reviews
Spock-centric action/romance novel within Reboot-canon. Slow-building Pike/Spock, progressing to slow-building Kirk/Spock as main pairing. From first love to the love of his life and everything in between. Ad astra per aspera.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,935 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Heart Wants by Dollymop reviews
Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,149 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
YOU KNOW JOHN WATSON WAS READY FOR THIS by stephomi reviews
When zombies attack, John Watson is ready. After all, he's been waiting for this day.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Subtle Art of Misdirection by plancknodelta reviews
Originally a fill for the kinkmeme on LJ - see inside for the prompt and a summary. NC-17, dub-con/non-con, Holmes/Watson very strong friendship, pre-slash. Blackwood kidnaps Holmes, and Watson is "led" to him...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,461 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Fighting Gravity by Ellcrys reviews
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,380 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Undercover by pretend-to-care reviews
Watson is sleeping peacefully...until Holmes bursts in and demands to hide from a pair of thugs in plain sight as Watson's dozing wife. Hard to explain. NO SLASH, but enough bromance to choke the life out of you. Only best friends share beds. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
A Slight Case of Gibberish by Taleya reviews
Another prompt from the Kinkmeme on Livejournal - Lolcat!Holmes. God help me. SLASH. 2009Movie!verse
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Before I Sleep by KCS reviews
Ten drabbles in sequence. James Kirk's command staff know he loves his crew enough to take their deaths personally, and they in turn love him enough to do what they can after missions gone wrong.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Everything by kazumigirl reviews
Holmes understands everything and nothing. Watson is here, but he's also not. What's going on?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Of Hydrophasers and Space Hobos by r2r2 reviews
Fog machines and water fights? Elaborate plots to kidnap Chekov? Spock doing barrel rolls? Just another day on the Enterprise. One-shot, pure crack
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
When Harry Met Tony by FoolofaTook17 reviews
Okay, so, I dunno if any of you guys have ever driven while at gunpoint, but it’s not an experience I’d recommend.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,041 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6277 - Favs: 4,236 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Two Is Company by AAmuse reviews
K/S. A bit of hurt/comfort, a good deal of romance. Unabashed fluff mostly. First time.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Within Temptation by WingedSilhouette reviews
The one person she thought she knew best turns out to be the one person she can’t trust. Everything she knew about him changed in the instant he said her name. Now he's going to keep her, hurt her, & if he gets the chance he might even kill her A/H Dark
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,043 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
50 Words Challenge: Artler by Name On The Spine reviews
Artler Slash to the 50 words or 50 themes or whatever challenge.It's rated T for violence, sugestivity and character death. But, as I said, it's slash, so don't like don't read. There's also slight hints of H/J. Er . . . R&R?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Hidden at the Office by Name On The Spine reviews
M for a serious reason. Like, more lemons then any other fruit of sexiness. All pairings. I take suggestions. PreArtemis. Sorry. Please read though.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
The Hard Sell by exiled mind reviews
James Kirk can be very convincing. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Overheard by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
One-Shot. McCoy overhears an "intimate" conversation between the Captain and his First Officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Button by p-sama7 reviews
If there was one part of the ship that saw the most action, it certainly wasn't the bridge. not so subtle Spock/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov, and Scotty/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Reverence by cable69 reviews
What if Spock never told Kirk that he loved him?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Five & One: From Afar by cable69 reviews
Kirk/McCoy/Spock. The five times Kirk walks in on Spock and McCoy and the one time he joins them.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
I Have Never by GoldKing reviews
The drinking game. A way to ensure someone gets hurt. "I have never seen Uhura in her underwear." - Spock/Nyota. /ONESHOT/
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
Join the Dots by safirewoods reviews
Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Spock and Kirk Shoot A Commercial by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Spock and Kirk promote Star Trek cereal! As silly as it sounds. Spock has trouble conveying the emotion he needs to do the commercial. Can Kirk convince him otherwise? K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Cruel And Heartless by Power of the Pen12 reviews
For five years after TTP Artemis, after being rejected by Holly, has warped his mind into a terrifying state of denial. Now, though her hands are clean, Holly pays the price of her loyal friendship. Very, very dark, angsty, and, of course, A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Daisy Steiner's Ex Boyfriend is a Massive Wanker by smithereen reviews
An exercise in inevitability.
Spaced - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Boston Fanfiction by Galaxy1001D reviews
After their show is cancelled, Alan and Denny console themselves that there is always fanfiction.
Boston Legal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Star Trekkin' Through Boston Legalverse by Denny Crane reviews
A conversation between Alan and Denny turns a bit…scifi.
Boston Legal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
After the Kironide by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
After the kironide, before the evening's entertainment, Kirk and Spock get some hc away from those dastardly Platonians. A Plato's Stepchildren interlude
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
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Disappear Here reviews
The years will make some things waste away, while others become stronger than ever. M rating. Slash. Spirk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
With Her Vengeance reviews
There is another path to the flames. A three-shot of rape, rage, and retribution. M! VERY adult themes. Don't like, don't read. Don't waste my, & your, time with flames. Holly/Root. Not really a shipping...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Holly S., Julius R.
When We Finally Kiss Goodnight reviews
Earth offers interesting traditions for a Vulcan and his Captain. K/S T for safety and suggestiveness.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
My Infinity reviews
Before 'in love' there's always the 'fall'. K/S Open Arms by Journey. T for some little bit of sexuality.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Falling Angels: The Sway of Night reviews
A long-thought destroyed plague is showing up again, after almost 19 centuries. It is only present in one person, and that one person has no choice but to submit to it's power. It seems to have evolved. Or did it just never show its full power? H/A maybe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Found Again reviews
After three hundred and fifty years, something floated by the Enterprise they didn't expect to see. HUMOR ish. No shipping, just a funny story.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Forgotten reviews
Artemis almost flinched when the intruder’s shadow passed over his face. After a few moments, he peeked open an eye. Recognition was instant." POST LC, Surprise pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Artemis F.
Through the Eyes of Forever reviews
Souls, lives, and spirits, morphed and destroyed by the flames, and then left to burn with the ashes. Mild language, rating may go up with later chapters. Angst H/T A/H Love Triangle! Yeah, now everybody reads.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Holly S.
But a Teardrop Away reviews
First fanfic I ever wrote. Holly's thoughts on Artemis's betrayal. Spoilers for the sixth book, but I mean, come on. If you haven't read it by now, you have a serious problem. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Life's Complexities reviews
M ! M ! M ! There's a reason it's M! It is a very sexy oneshot. There are very suggestive themes and it's slightly.....yeah..... But, hey, read it anyway. Please? I think you'll like it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Red Stripes reviews
They say death is inevitable. It hurts you everywhere in life. But what if there was a way you could cut it to the chase? Dark, suicidal. Careful.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Holly S.
SmartSheet Secrets reviews
H/T romance. I know, I know, a lot of people hate H/T. But even if do, please read this. Don't be so shallow-minded. I changed my friend's mind with this story, and you might just find that you like it. So please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Life After Death reviews
A H/R oneshot. Holly's death in The Lost Colony allows her to see what became of her deceased Commander. Julius's death allows him a wish. He can only think of one thing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete