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Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Azumanga Daioh, and Excel Saga.

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Hello, Readers!



Dear readers, I have made a very personal decision: I'm dropping Sonic Boom from completion.

For a long time now, my interest in Sonic the Hedgehog has been waning. I don't hate the series, far from it. But I've been playing the games for so long now, and it's also been a long time since I've actually played. I don't even know what Sonic Team is doing these days.

But, luck being what it is, it's not that simple: with interest in Sonic fading away, I still have two Sonic-related fanfictions that haven't been completed yet. One is an almost complete but very convoluted thriller whose dark mood and tone strays far from that of the original games. The other is a light-hearted comedy that is only a few chapters underway and with no overall story plan. Neither one has been touched in over a year.

The fact of the matter is, my musical tastes have changed, and I'm starting to see some pretty big holes in Sonic Boom's plans to get famous and make it big. For those reasons, I'm abandoning the project so that I can focus all of my remaining Sonic-related attention on the retelling of the genesis game, Sonic The Hedgehog.

I'm sorry if you were terribly invested in Sonic Boom, but I have no ideas left, and probably won't have any more, at least not for that premise. I'm not going to delete the story or anything; you can still see what's been written at any time. But it will be marked complete, and left on the site for posterity's sake. I'm sorry I couldn't finish it, but hopefully this decision will prevent me from having to abandon two stories...

About me:

Name: Just call me Skip Turner. That's close enough.

Age: 22

Preferred genre: Action, adventure, thriller, humor

Favorite Books: Jack Reacher series, Ian Fleming's James Bond novels

Favorite Movies: Any James Bond movie, Star Wars trilogy, This is Spinal Tap, Wayne's World, Independence Day, Airplane

Favorite Shows: Mythbusters, Futurama, South Park, That 70s Show, Top Gear, Doctor Who, and a fuck-ton of anime. I think I've seen a lot of animes, but then I look around, and there's still so many out there that I haven't! *sigh* The quest to see it all never ends...

Favorite Bands/Singers (in no particular order): Van Halen, Boston, The Beatles, The Who, Foreigner, Joan Jett, Blondie, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Europe, Whitesnake, Jefferson Airplane/Starship, Queen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Heart, Fleetwood Mac, Pat Benatar, The Rolling Stones, Foghat, 38 Special, ZZ Top, Kansas, Styx, Journey, the list goes on ("and on, and on, and on...")

The Almighty List
What follows is a very long list of animes I have seen. Favorites are bolded. It will never stop growing.

-Astroboy (1962)*
-Astroboy (1980)
-Astroboy (2003)
-Speed Racer
-Dragon Ball*
-Tokyo Godfathers
-Paranoia Agent
-Summer Wars
-MD Geist
-Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad*
-Blood Plus
-Spice and Wolf
-Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem
-Gurren Lagann
-Cowboy Bebop
-Mobile Suit Gundam
-Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam
-Excel Saga
-Neon Genesis Evangelion*
-End of Evangelion
-Rebuild of Evangelion 1.11: You Are [Not] Alone*
-Rebuild of Evangelion 2.22: You Can [Not] Advance*
-Ippatsu Kikimusume
-Uchuu Senkan Yamato (All 3 seasons)
-Farewell to Space Battleship Yamato
-Yamato: The New Voyage
-Be Forever Yamato
-Final Yamato
-Space Battleship Yamato: Resurrection
-Jin Roh
-Ninja Scroll
-Grave of the Fireflies
-Spirited Away
-The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
-Azumanga Daioh
-Air Master
-Elfen Lied
-Samurai Seven
-Irresponsible Captain Tylor
-Cyber City Oedo 808
-Battle Angle Alita
-Dragon Half
-Golden Boy
-Gunsmith Cats
-Read Or Die
-Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
-Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai
-Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Rei
-Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kira
-Space Pirate Captain Harlock
-Arcadia of My Youth
-Harlock Saga
-Captain Herlock: Endless Odyssey (and what the hell kind of an ending was that??)
-Gun Frontier
-Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion (and R2)
-Space Runaway Ideon
-Ideon: Be Invoked
-Bodacious Space Pirates
-Love Hina
-Super Dimension Fortress Macross
-Macross Frontier
-Cutey Honey
-Dusk Maiden of Amnesia
-Jormungand: Perfect Order
-Binbougami Ga
-Sword Art Online (Season 1)
-Armored Trooper Votoms
-Fist of the North Star (TV and Movie)
-Cosmo Warrior Zero
-Crusher Joe (Movie and OVAs)
-Project A-Ko
-Great Teacher Onizuka
-My Little Monster
-Maoyuu Maou Yuusha
-Magi (Season 1)
-Psycho Pass
-Black Lagoon
-Roberta's Blood Trail
-The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
-The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
-Please Teacher!
-Lupin III: Series 1
-Lucky Star
-Please Twins!
-Lupin III: Series 3
-Silver Spoon
-The Eccentric Family (Uchoten Kazoku)
-The Devil Is A Part Timer!
-Gargantia On The Verdurous Planet
-Danganronpa: The Animation
-El Cazador De La Bruja
-Haiyore Nyarko-San: Another Crawling Chaos
-Waiting In The Summer

Titles marked with an asterisk are the ones I own.

This list will grow even larger as more anime is acquired and consumed.

Upcoming Works:

Sonic the Hedgehog: A novelization of the classic genesis game Sonic the Hedgehog (1991). This story will also integrate Tails Adventure as a parallel storyline. Witness how Ivo Robotnik takes over the United Federation, the largest free nation on Mobius.

This story will take place on South Island, which (in this fan's universe) is located east of the mainland United Federation, with Mobotropolis, the nation's capital, located on the island.

Universe is based in the official Sega universe, with some artistic license used to facilitate the progress of a story. It will have many chapters, and it is a long story, but I believe it will be well worth the time to read it. Please be sure to review when I have submitted some chapters.

Overall story line is very dark. I predict that the rating will be either T or M. Exciting fast-paced action, but too intense for the younger crowd. Reader discretion is advised. Please be careful. Thank you.

Gold on Vinyl -- The Story of Sonic Boom: Kind of like Sonic Underground except more awesome! For over a thousand years, the Mobian music scene has been dominated by pop and rap, and Sonic longs to hear the sounds he heard on his old tapes. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and (eventually) Silver form a band. Their mission: to bring rock and roll back to life.

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NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Sonic's Boardinghouse by Kenyade reviews
Characters from the Sonic Video Games. A Boardinghouse. Epic Comedy. My inability to draw has forced me to type my comic strips up as stories, so stop by the boardinghouse and have a laugh or three. Rated T for L, AH, V, A. I've moved on to new project.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 185 - Words: 24,260 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Sonic Z by SA2 reviews
Imagine Sonic X without Chris Thorndyke, being more based on the games with a big story, composed of a dozen story arcs, each focusing on a certain character, then adding more laughs and references than you can shake a stick at. Thats basically what it is
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 176,199 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Servant of Entropy by Aspiring Mythmaker reviews
Driven to the brink, Robotnik awakens an ancient abomination from a forgotten age. The fate of the world hangs in the balance as Sonic races against time to stop the madman's plot-before it's too late. A Sonic Adventure Adapt. (On Hiatus)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Sonic Adventure: The Ultimate Parody! by jackattack555 reviews
A look at the many stupid, funny things about the first Sonic Adventure game! Brought to you by the author of the famous Sonic: Truth or Dare...so expect lots of laughs in this!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,684 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog: Series by Dark Maelstrom reviews
After Eggman's death and new heroes showing up, peace reigned. But suddenly, the heroes end up in their greatest conflicts yet against Eggman Nega and the mysterious group, DARKNESS. Will the heroes be able to protect the world from them?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 81 - Words: 115,646 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sonic - Complete
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Just Drive reviews
After a string of wrecks, the local government is urging young people to take driving tests and apply for licenses. And that includes our six recently graduated protagonists; minus Chiyo, who is underage, and therefore present for moral support .
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Yukari T., Koyomi M./Yomi
Beta Testing: The Export
A "love letter" to Hollywood. The author of Excel Saga decides to export production and writing of the work to the United States in order to gather information about foreign audiences. With disastrous results.
Excel Saga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Excel, Hyatt - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog reviews
Inspired by the 1991 Genesis game. Dr. Ivo Robotnik has taken over all of free Mobius, and it's up to one brave Mobian to stop him; Sonic the Hedgehog. Thriller; rated T for language, explosive action violence, and frightening dangerous situations.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Gold on Vinyl: The Story of Sonic Boom reviews
In a pop-fueled society, Sonic, Tails, and friends form a band. Their mission: to revive the spirit of rock and roll.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sonic, Tails
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