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Joined 03-21-09, id: 1873989, Profile Updated: 07-05-10
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Sex: yes please! ;) (i joke, i joke. i am a FEMALE!!)

Music I listen to: I listen to so many different kinds of music, we would be here all day if I tried to tell you all of them, so here are a few. Breaking Benjamin, The Academy Is, Slipnot, Chimaira, Owl City, The Postal Service, The Flaming Lips, All That remains, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Skillet, Paramore, Muse, Keane, Modest Mouse, Coldplay, Death Cab For Cutie, Snow Patrol, Five Finger Death Punch, Cobra Starship, Hey Monday, Three Days Grace, (can't wait for the new album!) Imogen Heap, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hollywood Undead, Lilly Allen, Regina Spektor, A Day To Remember, Steve Miller Band and so, so, soooo many more :D

Name: well...i suppose it won't hurt if you know my first name; after all, I've already used it in one of my fics. The name's Abigail. Not Abby, or Gail. I only respond to Abigail or Shmabs, and don't ask about the nickname, it's a family thing :D

Age: lets just say I'm still in high school, bleh

Favorite movies: Ohh, too many to put up here but I'll do a few of the ones I'm thinking about now. ALL HARRY POTTER MOIVES, Little Miss Sunshine, Fight Club, Across the Universe, Boondock Saints, Sweeney Todd, P.S. I Love You, and so many more

Favorite books: this ones even harder than the movies, Maximum Ride, (duh) Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rangers Apprentice, The Historian, Angels and Demon, the DaVinci Code, Artemis Fowl, all books by J.D. Robb and James Patterson, and millions of others. Oh my gosh! I just read this really amazing book called "A Thousand Splendid Suns." It was totally amazing. I highly recommend it to people who like books with action, sadness, a touch of romance and is interested in the history of Iraq and Pakistan. It's not all about history either. But its fantastic, so go read it! :D

Things I like: Tennis, books, BOYS (sigh), drawing, writing, colors, MUSIC, family, friends, PMs (seriously, I practically hyperventilate every time someone starts talking to me on here. It makes me so happy and tingly on the inside! So please feel free to PM me and talk about FF or just chat about anything :D), grandma's home cookin', movies, cartoons, FanFiction, warm blankets, polka dots and stripes, converses, reading, traveling, etc... :D

Things I DON'T like: Bad punctuation, collards (bleh!), people that are so narrow-minded that they absolutely refuse to even THINK about someone else being right, drugs (I've never tried them personally, but I know some people that have fucked up their whole life because of them, so no thank you), Algebra II, cafeteria food, people that use the word 'drama' a lot, um, can't think of any more right now :

Here are some of my favorite quotes. :)

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line and replaced it with a small trout."

"When I have a little money, I buy books; and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes."--so true :D

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing but burn, burn, burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue center light pop and everybody goes 'AWWW'"

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer." --Woody Allen

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves." --some quote from the bible

Where there is love, there is life.

Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt, and live like it's heaven on Earth

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."

Without music, life would be a mistake.

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, then you'd better have a good hand."

If you were me then I'd be you and if I were you, I'd hide somewhere very far away.

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint pictures on silence.

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."--Mark Twain

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."--Albert Einstein

"I am free of all prejudice; I hate everyone equally."--W.C. Fields

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."--A.Whitney Brown

"There's some heinous fuckery goin' on man"--Christopher Moore

"The planet is fine; the people are fucked.--George Carlin (amen :)

"We read to know that we are not alone."--C.S. Lewis

"Many people, myself among them, feel better at the mere sight of a book."--Jane Smiley

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."--Dr. Seuss

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over"--Anonymous

"If you're not wasted, the day is."--Peter Griffin

"The bird is the word!"--Peter Griffin

"It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells...to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin."--Dave Berry

Ok, i totally love this poem and it's so sweet and just, sigh

"I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart)

I am never without it (anywhere I go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)
I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet)

I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart
I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart)"
E.E. Cummings

Update Thingy: OK, so I figured I would start doing one of these things, just because it seems like a good idea to keep you guys up to date on my why I'm not really updating at the moment. Well, the main reason for that, is that Algebra II Honors is RAPING ME. I literally got a 23 on my last progress report. Now, usually, I get all A's, but I'm gone 2-3 times a week because I have to leave early for tennis matches. And seeing as I'm first seed, I can't just tell my coach that I have to stay and make up a Benchmark. So, yeah, that's my excuse. I'm really sorry : Don't take this the wrong way though. I'm not putting them on hiatus or anything. I promise that I will update all of my fics whenever possible, but at the moment, it's just not possible for me to update all of them (and I have four, count 'em FOUR ongoing fics that I wish I could update at least every week) and lots of other ides that I have half finished. So whenever possible, I will most definitely update them. :D

Another Update Thingy: Oh. My. God. I am the worst person in the history of bad people. I haven't written ANYTHING in...almost a whole year. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!? To anyone who is following any of my stories, DON'T KILL ME. I know that excuses are worth SHIT, but I'll give you guys one anyway. This past year, I've been in the process of applying for a school that is extremely difficult to get in to. However, all my work paid off, because I got in!!! Yay! Anyway, I'll have even less time to write once the school year starts up, so I'll do my best to write as much as I possibly can before school starts. In fact, I think I might have to delete some of my stories that I had just started because, well, I really want to focus on the ones that have been going for a while, like Flock Life and Fangnappers. If anyone wants to message me about what they would like me to continue, please feel free. Although, I feel kind of conceited that I'm assuming someone actually READS this shit that I've got up here XD Seriously though, if anyone actually takes the time to read this update thingy, PLEASE message me! I really want your feedback ]

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Lovers Reunited reviews
Bella has dreams. But not the normal kind; hers are crystal clear and always about a mysterious boy called Romeo. But he's just a fictional character....or is he? What happens when Bella meets Edward and realizes that he IS Romeo? And she is Juliet?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Flock Life reviews
Just a little series i decided to start. It's gonna have LOTS of Fax. it'll probably have some cussing and inuendoes and stuff, so T cause i'm paranoid. i suck at summaries, so please R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,839 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Fang
A New Life reviews
Bella can't touch people freely because of a rare condition. So what will happen when she moves to Forks and meets the mysterious, cold skinned Edward and his family? Will she be able to embrace her new life, or will she push it away? M for a reason ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Car Ride reviews
All human. When Edward picks up Bella from the airport, what will happen on the long car ride home? Will there be heartbreak, or will love gush out of their pores like sweat from a fat guy? Sorry about that, bad mental image. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fang'nappers reviews
What happens when me and my crazy sister 'accidentally' kidnap Fang? Will we be able to force him to admit his love for Max? Definitely some Fax later on. Be warned, i have reallllly bad language and suck at summaries. Please read :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,823 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Fang, Max
Tunnel of Love reviews
What happens when Max and Fang go on "The Tunnel of Love?" Will the romantic atmosphere bring their true feelings to the surface not likely FAX! Probably a one-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Fang, Max
What if reviews
What would have happened if Max hadn't run away from Fang in the 3rd book? Major Faxness. My first fan-fic so please R&R. Probably a one-shot. Rated M for mature content.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete