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Joined 03-21-09, id: 1874072, Profile Updated: 08-07-13
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Leverage.

My name is Maria and I live in the not-so-famous Nashville, TN. I'm now writing my first story and am hopin' for the best. Not much to know, I'm very boring and you probably don't want to know anything anyways lol. Enjoy yourselves on this site as much as I have!

Now that I'm an author(squee!), these are things I won't write about:

Bella/Jacob (for some reason I just don't like that pairing)

character deaths (I'm a wimp and i refuse to do it!)

bad Edward (I'll read it sometimes, but for some reason my brain really doesn't want me to write it)


Things that make me smile and I would like to share:

MENtal Anxiety

MENtal Breakdown

MENstrual Cramps

MENopause

Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with men?


There's three things in life every girl needs:

Love to make her weak

Alcohol to make her strong

And best friends when both things make her hit the floor


Best Friends: People who know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public


If what you see by the eye doesn't please you, then close your eyes and see from the heart, because the heart can see beauty and love more than the eyes can ever wonder.


Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?


Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?


Me and you is friends

you smile, I smile...

you hurt, I hurt...

you cry, I cry...

you jump off a bridge,

I'm gunna miss your texts


Last night I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'.

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Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6184 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 4,662 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 11917 - Favs: 6,854 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Mate Saga by Alynelovesyou reviews
Vampire are Different. Edward is a 149 year old vampire, captured by humans to be tested on. He's lonely and craves to have a mate of his own. What if the scientist capture a very beautiful female vampire? What if she's the girl haunting Edward's Dreams? Follow them on the adventure of getting back home and being a new mated couple. RE-WRITE OF THE ORIGINAL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,611 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7599 - Favs: 7,778 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11773 - Favs: 5,562 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,248 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5607 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When You Least Expect It by mfaerie32 reviews
Sequel to An Unexpected Meeting. Eliot's past catches up with him and threatens his happiness. How will the Leverage team handle what happens? Established relationships. El/Sarah, Parker/Hardison, Sophie/Nate.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 171,451 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Eliot S. - Complete
Buried Secrets by emeraldphoenix23 reviews
Nothing is ever as it seems and deception is everywhere. Bella's life in Forks was a lie and now the truth of everything is pulling her to one place...Mystic Falls. The secrets she's kept buried are gonna come out.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,882 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9135 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Path We Choose by les16 reviews
Edward is a 32 single father of 7 year old twins Maddie and Masen. After literally crashing into Bella in Central Park, he realizes everything he has been missing in his life. Is Bella really what he has been looking for or is she hiding who she truly is
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 662,750 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Angel by mezy reviews
Edward is hunting in Port Angeles when he finds Bella lost and in desperate need of rescue, in more ways than one. Bella soon discovers that Edward also needs to be rescued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,791 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All That Jazz by javamomma0921 reviews
AH/AU Set in 1919. Meet orphan sisters, Bella and Alice Swan, as they journey to Chicago to meet their Aunt Esme, brazen, disowned sister of their mother. Join Bella as she learns the true meaning of marriage and love. M for adult themes and later lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,134 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Matter Over Mind by savannavansmutsmut reviews
All BPOV. Bella returns Dr. Carlisle Cullen's phone and finds out what the good doctor is hiding. Bella is drawn to his challenged family, and they to her. They don't suffer from insanity - they enjoy every moment!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,755 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Play A Game by check yes julia reviews
Bella; honor student. Edward; heartbreaker. Emmett; jock. Rosalie; beauty queen. Jasper; crackhead. Alice; dancer. They've never met, but they're about to play the deadliest game of their lives together. "Oh yes, there will be blood." Language & violence.
Crossover - Saw & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,182 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Ravenous by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Edward left after Bella's 18th birthday and kept his word never coming back. Finally moving on, Bella goes to college as far from Forks as she can get where she stumbles into the arms more trouble than she'd ever bargained for. Damon x Bella, AU, Rated M
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,745 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12179 - Favs: 8,639 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never knew it could be like this by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wit's end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,739 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unexpected Meeting by mfaerie32 reviews
Eliot saves a young woman and her son, but there is more going on with her than he realizes. And why does he feel such a strong pull to her. Can the team help her before it's too late? Will contain some Nate/Sophie, Parker/Hardison.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 81,679 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Eliot S. - Complete
Saving Me by emeraldphoenix23 reviews
Set 4 months after New Moon and during the second episode of the second season of The Vampire Diaries. Bella returns to Mystic Falls to help her friends which include the Salvatore's. better summary inside
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,178 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6129 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12151 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Personality by angelanharvey3 reviews
Bella starts to display odd behavior her first weekend back in Forks since the trip to Italy. What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind? There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there's three. AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,451 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Want No More by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's new job takes an unexpected turn when terrorists take over her office building. Bella is taken hostage, but the sexy head henchman seems to be exactly what Bella wants and needs. BPOV. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 734 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Minutes To Midnight by ShellyHale reviews
Sequel to "We are Not Alone". They promised love and friendship to one another.Excepting their differences, joining as one.Because now they were not alone. But will pressure of their old ways come between them? Will their bond last as the pressure grows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,716 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8117 - Favs: 5,009 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pieces of Time by Jayeliwood reviews
Sequel to Blind. Edward and Bella start a whole new life together but not without it's challenges. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 139,812 - Reviews: 7251 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,190 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carlisle's Angels by Miss Baby reviews
Once upon a time there were three very different girls, who grew up to be very different women. They are brilliant. They are beautiful and they work for me. My name is Carlisle. AU/AH/OOC/Canon pairings. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,704 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers by voi ch'intrate reviews
Carlisle Cullen has found a bride who can handle his entire family--what he didn't reckon was that she would sweep him off his feet. Or that his rambunctious brothers would all find brides of their own, but love doesn't come softly for the Cullens. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,971 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Mr And Mrs Cullen by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
2nd SMC entry! Edward and Bella are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill the same person. Thing is- neither of them know about the other's occupation. Love gets lethal between husband and wife and deadly secrets are revealed. ExB, LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,892 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Blind by Jayeliwood reviews
AU,OOC, All human. Disability doesn't mean you're not able. Can Edward get over his disability and himself to find true happiness with someone who cares deeply for him. Will he do anything to become whole for her? Winner of 3 Twilightawards best author!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 7106 - Favs: 6,187 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
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The Twilight Job reviews
What if Victoria killed Charlie, Renee, and Phil? What if Bella was forced to live with her uncle Nate? What will happen when she finds out what he and his crew do for a living? Will she run away or will she help? Post New Moon B/El pairing
Crossover - Twilight & Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,577 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Eliot S.
The Reunion reviews
What if Bella lived in the same time as the Salvatore brothers? What would happen if they met again as vampires? First story. Please read and review. M because I'm not sure where I'm gunna go with this. May change. Hope you like it!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,744 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Damon S.