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Joined 03-21-09, id: 1874315, Profile Updated: 10-30-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Final Destination, and Covenant.

ello ello! I'm m'n'm and i love fanfiction. Me and my friend bridget are completely obsessed bout this site. in fact we're about to be kicked out of our group at school if we mention it agn. hehe. here, i cn say it as many times i want, but i wont. blah, blah blah...for cereal, i tlk a hell of a lot!
some facts bout moi:
1/ i m a very openminded person, so if i write dreadful things in any review ( which i hope i dont) do not take it into account!
2/ im talkitive. very.
3/ i love songs by muse, paramore n other songs w/ meaning.
4/ im 13 but very imature 4 me age. lol!
5/ i hav three friends all with stories, so check 'em out in ma fav authers!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the

best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

or me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in the covenant (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you write edward cullen or reid garwin is hot on your homework instead of doing it.
Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other twilight/covenant related thing you can think of about covenant/twilight or the characters.
Crazy is when you can open up books and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school.
Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason.
Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy writing fanfiction
Crazy is when you look at yourself and suddenly pull a face and say that you're pretty.
Crazy is when you take, “You scare me.” as a compliment.
Crazy is when you randomly, out of the blue, start talking/arguing with the other side of your mind. heh heh.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (Yes... that last one is mine)

What Kisses mean!
kiss on the belly--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
A wink --"Let's get it on"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't let go"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completley Comfortable with you"

I'm just letting you know some stories of mine will have a high sense of fashion.

Mystery girl's dress:


the danvers daughter:
Jenson 'JJ' Danvers:

jj's dress, shoes and jewelery for dinner party

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Kristen in Wonderland by xxFuturistico reviews
Reid/OC. "Nope," he raised an eyebrow quizzically, bringing me back to the drivers seat and the rear-veiw mirror. I leaned so my lips were mere milimeters from his before saying; "I'm just messin'." May up the rating.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,480 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Reid G.
Boats and Birds by Lynnions reviews
Can Jojo find something he loves more than music? Maybe with a little courage, and a very much unwanted push from his sisters, he'll be able to win the heart of the girl he loves.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
JoJo's Life at Whoville High by InLoveWithWilburRobinson reviews
How could the new girl with a boy's name change JoJo's life so drastically? Meet Bryon, the spunky girl with a mysterious past, as she and JoJo create a challenging relationship. R&R!
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
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The Danvers Daughter reviews
Brother and sister. Sister and brother. In every family, there's the golden one and the troublesome one. Caleb and his baby sister, JJ, are the average family. But, with most families, a secret is hidden beneath the floorboards.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Reid G., Caleb D.
mAsKeD reviews
The ball, the girl, the mask, the riddle. will he find the one who was mAsKeD.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward
traditions take place NOT here reviews
Ian proposes in an odd way. hmmmmmmmmm.....
Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete