Little Miss Mary Alice Cullen
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Hey! And welcome to my page! One thing you should know about me. I can be your best friend : ) , or your worst enemy : (. But anyway HI! waves It's nice to meet you are. Well my name is Kaycee but a lot of my friends call me KK , and now I have acquired the nickname Alice or Mary Alice hence my name on here. I'm 16. I have chocolate brown hair (but I'm hoping my mom will let me get it dyed) and I have gold eyes and if you don't believe me you can ask Miss Emmett Cullen96. I have a pretty awesome personality.

I'm a sweet person if you really get to know me. I'm from Tennessee and my bestest friend ever (I call her my sis) but her name on here is Miss Emmett Cullen96 so that's awesome. My friends call me crazy , but I'm not...I'm just hyper! : ) A lot!! _ I'm also pretty short. I get made fun of for it! But I don't care! Haha that's how i earned the nickname Alice! And I absolutely love shopping!!

Oh well...that's about me and if you want to you can send me a message! And talk to me cause trust me I get bored! And I'm good at listening! If you have a problem most of the time I can help! Or if you just want to talk message me!

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, funsizedevil,Miss Emmett Cullen96, Little Miss Mary Alice

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!"

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't quite as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! (lol i'm all 3!)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever broken a glass door by running into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone mad looking for something, only to find that it was in your hand (or somewhere on your person), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you think the kids are being prejudice by not giving the rabbit some cereal then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Words to live by

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Repost this if you agree For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is when you read the Twilight books so much that you start dreaming of all the characters , and when you stay up late at night you start 'seeing' them there with you. If you're crazy copy this to your profile and add something crazy you've done.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

They say that guns dont kill people. People kill people. But I highly doubt that if a person ran up to someone and yelled "BANG!" that anyone would die. No, I think guns help...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother? Oh, yeah, cuz you're JEALOUS!

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. All the time!!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. You know it!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

-I think that's SO sweet!!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really

Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Female Comebacks!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Take 3 minutes and try will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Twilight Pledge

I promise to remember Bella,

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember,

Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws,

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob,

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle,

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett,

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose,

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice,

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie,

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme,

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper,

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi,

When someone speaks of world domination

Yes, I promise to love Twilight,

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession,

Because I know what the Twilighters know

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

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( \_/ ) This is bunny. Coppy and Paste bunny into your pro and help her in her quest
(='.'=) for world domination.

:-) =Happy

:-( =Sad

:-S =Confused

:-P =Sticking tongue out

:O =Surprised

;-) =Wink

>:-) =Evil smile

:'( =Tears

:-B =Bucktoothed

>:-( =Angry

C=:-) =Chef

d:-) =Baseball player

Q:-) =Graduate

0:-) =Angel

):-)= =Uncle Sam

When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider
monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.

When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!

When you are confused, I will use little words.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want
whatever you have.

When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off.

This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask, because you
are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

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Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.

Take the live and love. Until eternity. May you be blessed.

_ .. Put this on ur profile if some1 told u that u r hot

boy and girl talking on the phone... -Girl I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy:'re my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye. 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: ready? - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why?? - Boy: Its a suprise. - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one. - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. - Boy: I promise. - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...and then they stoped. - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off. - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend... - Girl: Omg...(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes.


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he didn't.

A great friend cleans their room before you come over. A best friend hands you a helmet and says good luck! :-)

Don't listen to what other people say. They're just jealous!

Live like you'll die tomorrow, dream like you'll live forever!

Don't forget the ones who help you up when you were down just cause a hot guy comes to town!


Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Hear the meaning within the word.

The more you say, the less people remember.

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.

"I'm selfish , impatient , and a little insecure. I make mistakes , I am out of control , and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my best then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."Marilyn Monroe

The world is going to hell and I am driving the bus
Normal people worry me
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyways
I'm the type of person that walks into chairs and says sorry
You're a great friend, but if zombies are chasing us, i'm triping you
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than i am
I used up all my sick i called in dead

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Forgotten Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
What will happen when everything they went through, everything they changed, doesn’t matter anymore? The Hope and love disappears, forgotten. Can they somehow repair what has been broken? Can they find their way back to each other? Sequel to Hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 537,851 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper
He's a Sex Addict, He Doesn't Love You by Lyssie-Loo reviews
Spcimen: Edward Cullen. Reason for being here: Sex Addict. Edward's Summary on his addiction to sex: I just love sex. If I could have it everyday, every minute, every second I would. I'm not afarid to admit I am a Sex Addict!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sparkles And Leotards by Scars for Blood reviews
Bella. Alice, and Rosalie are top gymnasts and the gym they're at doesn't allow them to date. What happens when Edward, Jasper, and Emmett,the youngest trainers and by far, the cutest come to train them? All human. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist by venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Gold Awakenings by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Sequel to Dreams of Gold. The Olympics are over, but the action just began. E &B are back to normal life for two Olympic gold medallists in love. Life is about to get interesting when these two move to a town near Seattle Wa. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,055 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Surprises by be my valentine reviews
In this story, Bella is raped. What will Edward do? What will Jacob say? What happens when Bella gets pregnant? What is wrong with Bella and the baby? I'm sorry, this summary sucks, but this is my first fanfiction. I think you'll like it, so read please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,312 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Speak by Sassybratt reviews
AU: She is a new student at a new school with a terrible past. Ever since the accident that claimed her father's life, she hasn't breathed a word ... until a half breed and his friends invite her in with open arms. Full Summary Inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,883 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] [Miroku, Sango] - Complete
Bella of Love by Miss Emmett Cullen96 reviews
SET BETWEEN ECLIPSE AND BREAKING DAWN! Bella's tired of Edward's and Jacob's fights so one night when she's watchin tv she gets an awesome idea, To start her own reality show of course who will she pick hey i dont even know! bellas a little OC at begining
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Becomes Attainable by BrownEyeddGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. They've been though everything together, but once one confesses their love, will their friendship be able to handle the transition? Or will the dramas of a relationship be too much? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,483 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward & Bella: The Icy Romance by J.K. The Writer And Reader reviews
Bella Is Abused By Her Ice-Skating Coach And Father, Charlie. The Cullens Come To Forks, And She Falls For Edward. But He's A Player. When They Have To Skate Together, Will Bella Learn To Trust Him? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. CANON PAIRS. OOC. RATED T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward, The Latte Boy by DancefkrDance reviews
All Human. There's a boy who works at Starbucks, who is very inspirational...How will aspiring songwriter, Bella Swan, react when she meets the newest employee of her favorite coffee shop? Can love blossom between these strangers? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,722 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Skeletons in the Closet by Libra Sorceress reviews
Turning on the light, she blinked. Her heart stopped. There was a note pinned to her pillow. On it were two words. Found you. xXFinallyCompleteXx
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,222 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Alice & Jasper: The Honeymoon by J.K. The Writer And Reader reviews
Sequel To "Alice & Jasper: The Proposal" And "Alice & Jasper: The Wedding Day". Cute, Fluffy One-Shot About Alice & Jasper's Honeymoon. Where In The World Did They Go? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice & Jasper: The Wedding Day by J.K. The Writer And Reader reviews
Sequel To Alice & Jasper: The Proposal. Fluffy One-Shot About Jasper & Alice's Wedding Day. R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice & Jasper: The Proposal by J.K. The Writer And Reader reviews
Fluffy One-Shot. Cute Little Story On When Jasper Proposed To Alice. R&R Please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hyper Alice by renzie17 reviews
what happens when alice is hyper? read to find out! a series of random episodes when alice gets hypah! rated for safety. . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Alice - Complete
Into Your Arms by WakeUpSunshine reviews
AU AH Bella is busy trying to support her and her sixteen year old son. She was never expecting her son's father to return to Forks after leaving before their child was born. Now she has to face him; tell him the lie she's held for so long.ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 102,300 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19616 - Favs: 12,521 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Soprano and Bass by ClairedeLuneTaz reviews
THe untold Love story of Jasper and Alice. Jasper's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Dreams Of Gold by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,379 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like Riding A Bike by Namike reviews
First one-shot fanfic story. Inuyasha has gone off on his own, and Kagome goes to look for him. But what does she discover when she finds him? She just can't believe her eyes! Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Death Games by Team-Edward3849 reviews
Isabella Swan wakes up in a small room with 5 other people, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, and Alice. They are all now trapped in a game, a game where they must fight for their lives. Saw and Twilight crossover. All Human. Very Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Mute by Keira Sawyer reviews
Bella can't speak. What's wrong with her? Edward can't read her mind, as per usual. What happens when they touch? ExB TBC/HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Piano Muse by Keira Sawyer reviews
Can the arrogant Edward Cullen find someone to inspire his music? Cue Bella Swan! AH. ExB of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice's life by Eowyniel-Elessar reviews
until alice and jasper's wedding
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Notes with the Cullens! by be my valentine reviews
What happens when my friends and I are hyper at one in the morning pretending to be Twilight characters? Read to find out! From Emmett walking in on Carlisle and Esme to Alice, Bella, and Jasper having a three way, this stuff is hillarious and crazy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
First Kiss by Twila Reaux reviews
My take on Alice and Jasper's first kiss. Rated for safety, no smut. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Lol Emmett and Alice by Alice Cullens biggest fan ever reviews
Crazy Emmett and Alice sing songs.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Inevitable by Ras1 reviews
Guilt overwhelms Jasper as Alice silently stews. This story is mainly a hurt/comfort story with some Alice/Jasper romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Annoying, Angering, and Scaring the Cullens by The Real Blue Eyed Demon reviews
50 ways to annoy the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008
Fate in Philadelphia by Jade-Ocean333 reviews
The bell tinkled again, announcing that the door had opened and a potential costumer had stepped through. His footsteps were utterly silent. I turned quickly, too quickly. And there he was. Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Something You Do Very Well by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Jasper pressed a finger to my lips for silence. "I spent a hundred years feeling other people’s emotions. Their hate, their anger, their fear. And yes, sometimes their love. But I never got to feel love for myself until I met you." ... Jasper/Alice fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
My Savior by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice and Jasper take a ride on Jasper's Ducati and spend some quality time alone with each other. Purely Fluff! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The other side of the moon by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Set in New Moon, but instead of Edward leaving it’s Bella who is the one who leaves. How far will Edward go to get her back, and what will Bella have to do to survive her worst nightmare. Better than it sounds- rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Dancing by jordananne reviews
Alice and Emmett get bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Moonlight by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
I pushed him into the moonlight by the railing and stood next to him, grabbing his hand. “This is how I see you, Jasper,” I said, my voice steely. “Look,” I commanded, my voice ringing into the night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper and Alice's First Kiss by skyberr reviews
Jasper's POV how he felt right after meeting Alice and their first kss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Bleeding Love SessKag by LaClem reviews
SessKag, songfic to Bleeding Love. Kagome's innocent love betrayed by Inuyasha, meets a stranger in the night, lemon. Do not own Inuyasha or the song.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Alice and the Dog by 11MM reviews
Rosalie finds a little dog, but it hates Alice...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008
Don't You Ever Leave Me Again by LlamaLlamaNewt reviews
This was enough; kissing her hair, her neck, and occasionally her soft lips." My perspective on Jasper's feelings during and after Alice comes back from the near disaster that was Italy. AxJ. Rated T for slight Jasper angst. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Holidays with the Cullens by The Real Blue Eyed Demon reviews
Poor Bella. She seemes to have got herself in over her head again. Vampire Holidays, can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella
The Consequences of Playing Practical Jokes by Dlat reviews
Kags and Sango have just moved in with Inu, Sess, and Miro. So what happens when Kags, Sango and Miro get bored and decide to play a practical joke on Inu? And how is Sess involved? Sess/Kag brief angst at the beginning LEMON!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
In Celestial Harmony by Priestess Skye reviews
A night with the stars. KagSess. Oneshot vignette
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Broken Heart by jeweledeclipse reviews
Kagome sees Inu with Kikyo and assumes the worst. She runs off and runs into Sess. PairingSessKag, InuKag Rating may take a while to catch up
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Catalyst by Tally Mark reviews
Chemistry is her new favorite subject. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Scorn by MysticValkyrie reviews
Sesshomaru looks back on the past, and ponders the future.SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Revenge Of Isabella Marie Swan by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] A oneshot. The Cullens take Bella to the beach on a cloudy day, but Bella decides to make her own fun when there, fun involving revenge on a certain Emmett Cullen...rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Never Ending by OhBrother reviews
short SessKag implied oneshot. review.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Youkai He Is by Rone M. Daen reviews
Sess and Kag pairing Its AU.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
High School Trama by Jo31891 reviews
A lone wolf track runner has a run in with a rich Europian basketball player. How much trouble can Koga manage to get Kagome into and still earn her love? Can Kagome coup with a protective cousin and a stalker? KagXkog
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,341 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Kagome H., Kōga
Fly Away by Shippuden Sakura reviews
My second songfic! IM ON A ROLE PPL! Anyways this story is quiet cute if I may so myself. Anyways please R&R C YA AROUND! CHECK OUT MY OTHER STORIES BTW. KagKoga. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Kagome H., Kōga - Complete
Point of No Return by mai wo reviews
A sess and kags fanfiction.will they become one?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Koigokoro II Emiko by Sweet-Kioku reviews
(R for saftey) THE SEQUEL TO KOIGOKORO IS FINALLY HERE! Kagome is pregnant with a pup, but is it Koga's or Inuyasha's? Read Koigokoro before reading this! InuKag some SanMir
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Koigokoro by Sweet-Kioku reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha try to have a relationship, but things get in the way. Naraku, Koga, and many other things. Will they be together in the end? InuKag some SanMir rated R for later lemons
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The fight for Kagome by Blaed reviews
Summary inside. [Rated for later chapters. SessKag.]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004
Captivity by BlackRose141 reviews
Kagome is taken captive. SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2004
Break Time by Little Sister reviews
Kag/Sess one shot. It's PWP. ^_^
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Complete
My Lucky Day
What happens one stormy day when Alice is left alone during a violent storm? Who finds her? Are her parents ok? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Alice - Complete