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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

"Once a boy asked his dad """"is God a boy or a girl?"""" his dad said both... then he asked """"is God black or white?"""" his dad said both... then he asked """"is God Michael Jackson?"""""

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Repost this if you agree For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I was not a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out

there was a plane on board it their were four people, geogre bush, monica lewinski, the pope and a school boy, there were four parachutes on the plane...unfortunately the engines failed and the piolot came through from his cabin and took one of them and jumped.. the passengers started to argue amoungst themselves, monica said
"well, i'm a woman, i have a right" took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the plane
"i am the president of the united states of america i deserve one," said geogre bush as he took one
the pope turned to the school boy and said
"i have lived a long life, you have the last parachute"
the schoolboy turned to the pope and said
"dont worry, geogre bush took my school bag"

a man died and went to heaven, for those of you who dont know there is a room of clocks inside th gates of heaven these clocks show how many times a person had lied during their lives, the man looked at his clock, it had only moved twenty minutes in his lifetime, he asked to see jesus' one, the hands hadn't moved at all, the man then looked around and then asked the angel
"where is geogre bush's clock?"
the angel thought for a moment before saying
"god keeps it in his office as a fan"

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson, US essayist poet (1803 - 1882)

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I do not do drugs. I do chocolate. If you're someone who does chocolate, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, anda whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I am a vegetarian.)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

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sanctuary by airali reviews
it's not easy to loose the one you love. but when someone new comes along should you give yourself another chance with love? even more so, should you give yourself a chance when you know you may endager his life? love isnt meant to be easy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 244,149 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward
The Search for Life and Death by Umbrae Calamitas reviews
Voldemort has found another way to ensure his own immortality but the methods he is seeking have a mind of their own. Unwilling to allow a dark lord to use their magic to reign eternal, Harry and other students of Hogwarts are drawn into a world of dreams and faced against Voldemort and Dumbledore both as an unknown third party that neither are prepared for. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,749 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 6/20/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Thirteenth to Fifth by The Wykkyd reviews
Harry Potter's new life as a student at the School of the Arts is complicated. With gangs, drugs, and abuse in his past, and Draco Malfoy and dance in his future, the trouble starts when Harry is forced to figure out his place in the present. H/D H/G H/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 149,843 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 4103 - Favs: 7,184 - Follows: 7,383 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Gift of the Basilisk by Ronwyn The Queen of Darkness reviews
(AN: Under construction because its OLD. 12/1/2013) Harrys has grown up thinking he knew who his parents were. But Dumbledore has been hiding the truth from him. Why? Because his father is actually Voldemort! Things have gone from black and white, to gray. Dark!Harry. Post OOTP. Review or Elizabeth dies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort, Daphne G.
Outcast by Severus-is-my-man5690 reviews
WIP!Severitus, Abused!Creature!Harry. Summer after 5th year Harry's life takes an unexpected turn of events. While losing his friends, can he keep his new family in tact?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Freak in the Supernatural World by WolfeLady reviews
Bella has always been an abnormal human. After Edward leaves and she finds Laurent in the meadow her world changes completely. She moves on and 8 years later she comes face to face with the family that left her minus Edward. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,192 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The list by madd09 reviews
Ever wondered if FBI agents gave each other advice on working with Dr.Brennan Maybe they wrote that advice down.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 3,704 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Kissing You by SasunaruTLA reviews
Harry Potter decided that he would not let anyone else hurt him but then he gets his Inheritance the summer before 7th year and finds that he will not be able to stay away from everyone, especially one blonde Slytherin... *CONTINUED with DrarryTLA*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,585 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Almost Here by BratPrincess-187 reviews
Can a vampire and a wizard really have a relationship when there are so many opposing factors in their way? Edward is trying to forget Bella when he meets Harry, who wants nothing more then to be free. EC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,478 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Edward
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4163 - Favs: 9,027 - Follows: 4,632 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Believe Me by TerriblyDisturbed reviews
Nobody believes Harry when he says that he didn't enter the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Warning: Eventual Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Death and Poison by Lovenyx125 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Jasper left because of the onslaught of painful emotions. 50 years later, when Victoria is about to attack, the Cullen's go to the Volturi for help. Aro lends them his best fighters Death and Poison. But why do Death and Poison seem so familiar?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter The Dragon Prince by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Even with Voldemort gone during the summer after sixth year, Harry finds out there is more to his abnormal life than what he already knows. yaoi OMCxHarry mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,107 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., OC
It Is By Our Choices We Are Judged by Ryzmah reviews
Harry's twin bother is declared the boy who lived. James and Lily decide to send Harry to Italy. How will this effect Harry's life? Warnings: Slash and Language. Possible MPEG later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,352 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's Not Easy by Ashvarden reviews
After the events of OotP, Harry undergoes a transformation. When he goes to stay with an old friend for the summer, he finally is able to control his destiny and become the man he was born to be. HarryViktor slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,553 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Viktor K.
I Came Home For This? by wen-parmadol reviews
Harry has won the war, and now wants to return home. But home is not at Hogwarts, and definetly not at the Dursley's. Does Rivendell ring a bell?HPLOTR and slash Char Death w/twist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Over the Rainbow by oscar is my dog reviews
...He was nothing less than a monster... Warnings: SLASH. mild swearing. DISCLAMER: i do not own any of the Twilight or HArry Potter series!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Carlisle
We Became Us by Imagination-Parade reviews
After solving the murder of an old classmate, Booth and Brennan attend her high school reunion; inspired by some of Hart & Stephen's recent Twitter messages but not very spoiler-y; B&B pairing
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/17/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tortured Death Is Her Destiny by TrueLoveSparklesOrBurns reviews
she had the perfect family, natural disasters caused younge bella to fall in the hands of the abusive foster parents. the vampire foster parents. will the mysterious family at school help, or is a tortured death her destiny? x canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by Cullsi reviews
At the end of 3rd Year, no one is there to pick Harry up at Kings Cross. Whats if there were things in 4th Year that werent the same as the orgional. what if Dumbledore takes an apprentice, and what if harry and hermione fell in love please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,837 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Boys Who Lived by Caprilyeous reviews
Cedric survives the night in the graveyard in Harry's fourth year. From then on they are dubed "The Boys Who Lived." Their relationship quickly begins to grow... CD/HP, lots of lemons, top!Cedric/bottom!Harry, light D/s, possible mPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,524 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
My Darling Panthera by BlackRain88 reviews
Harry is saved by the Dursleys' abuse from a beautiful Panthera named Cole. Cole has vowed to protect his new Master at all costs, and becomes Harry's new pet. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Harry P., OC
Jingle Bones by Brennanite47 reviews
First in "The Secret Series". Fluffy Bones Christmas fic. Booth takes Brennan and Parker back to his hometown in Philly for some family Christmas cheer. B&B friendship, randomness, and romance.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,978 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Out of the Silence by TheSilentQuill reviews
AU. Speech Therapist Alexandra Redding specializes in teaching deaf children to speak. Her new client will connect her old life with her new one in the Muggle world. Deaf Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,206 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
Trusting the Enemy by Soccermustang reviews
Bella's whole life is filled with horror stories of men who have harmed her from the past. Trying to cure herself of the phobia she turns to Dr. Cullen for help. When she meets Edward she wants desperately to be able to trust a man again.FULLSUMMARYINSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,607 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Precious Innocence by Snaperocks reviews
Harry was framed and sent to Azkaban where he died a few months later. Voldemort confesses to Harry’s innocence and returns the body. But Harry has always been special and survived when no one else could. Will something he has always longed for bring him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
The secret life of Bella Swan by Lyvia Alvarez reviews
Bellas life at home was a secret.No one knew that brutal beatings awaited her every day after school.What will happen when Bella and her abusive parent move to Forks,Washington and a mysterious guy seems to know her secret.Humans are Humans.Vamps are Vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,170 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Infamous by baileygirl42 reviews
Clark defends Lex to his entire journalism class. Their relationship progresses over the years but Clark is keeping a new secret from Lex. What is it? ClarkLex SlashRelationship Fic
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,643 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
No More DrinkyDrinky For You! by CravenHellsing reviews
Lex and Clark get a little drunk after Martha's Halloween party and have to face the consequences...mentions of mpreg...rated M for safety...
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Concrete Angel by Snaperocks reviews
Harry was abused his whole life and always hid it. His friends and family find out but its already to late. *Tissue Warning*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
sur le sol fertile by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Severus survived Nagini's bite, but did not come out unchanged. Now he has returned to England and one drunken one-night-stand with Potter is about to change his life forever. Part of hp creatures promptfest. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,346 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dance with Fate by UninspiredRambler reviews
After dancing with a handsome stranger at a ball, Bella finds herself engaged to him. The thing is, she absolutely HATES the idea of marrying someone she just met. Oh, did I forget to mention that he’s a Prince? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Edward, Bella
Harry Potter and the World of Magic by michaelc100 reviews
Harry Potter has a block placed on him as a baby which makes him deaf. Twelve years later, he encounters the wizarding world and finds a young witch who might just be able to show him that he can be loved the way he is...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Angelina J.
Dealing with Devils by Abby Ebon reviews
House needs to get rid of Tritter so he calls on an old favor. Lex is only too happy to do so for a price. Smallville and House, M.D. crossover. Hints of Slashyness.
Crossover - Smallville & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
At the end of all things by milgarion reviews
when Harry's life is turned upside down by a life threatening illness, he goes to the only place he has ever called home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,006 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Atrocity of Sunsets by TheHufflepunk reviews
The mind is an amazing thing, for many reasons- not the least of which being its astounding defence mechanisms. Sometimes, one's mind can defend oneself from facing horrors you never knew existed. Harry experiences this first-hand. Response to a challe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,937 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Behind the rainbow by relative1983 reviews
Au 6th year. Harry and his aunt have a better relationship than most think. During the summer after 5th year, some things happen that need to be kept secret, things that can be deadly, but for whom? And why does Harry lie to his friends? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,121 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
SoulBound Ball by Grasshopper-chan reviews
SLASH! Dumbledore is at it again. He has found yet another way to cause chaos and mischief within the Hogwarts walls. This time, it involves an ancient mirror, soul mates, ballroom dancing, and Fawkes in human form. Can Harry survive the ordeal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 301 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Drifting by relative1983 reviews
Set after OOTP, might start to contain slight HBP spoilers. After the death of the Dursleys, Harry is now recovering. Remus and Sev take care of him. How ever will this turn out? And just what has Harry been keeping secret for so long? REVISED and on HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,361 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S.
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hush, Sweet Harry by Gold-Snitcher reviews
SSHP Post-war. After an attack, Harry is badly hurt and is sent back to the Dursleys to recover. Protest comes from a surprising source, and a discovery restores hope. An unlikely pair forms out of unfortunate circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,533 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
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