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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Star Wars, Chaotic, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Hellsing, Soul Eater, Bleach, God of War, Brütal Legend, Disgaea, Assassin's Creed, Overlord, Magic: The Gathering, Darkness, and Cardfight!! Vanguard/CARDFIGHT!! ヴァンガード.
What is up party people, this is the darkvizardking69 and i am here to party.
Age:20 (College student)
Sex:male (straight, thank you)
Race: White, but not nerdy.
Likes:Awesome Naruto stories,chicks,pizza,chicks,sierra mist,chicks,red bull,and did i mention,chicks. also:anime,video games,sleeping,not sleeping( i can do one for a LONG time,awake or asleep.)
Favorite Anime:Dragonball(every series),Devil may cry(fundamation did make one,check youtube),Death Note,Bleach,Naruto,One piece,Inuyasha,Fullmetal Alchemist,Soul eater,I could go all day.
Favorite Manga:Naruto,Bleach,RosarioVampire,Elfin Lied,the list goes on
Favorite games: Disgaea 1-3, Devil may cry series(except 2, it sucked) Assassin's Creed series, Kingdom hearts series
Dislikes:YAOI(yuri is okay),hypocrites,lechers,crazy fangirls(the uchiha bros. agree with me,for once),people who say stories are trash and don't write their own,racists,nazis.
Favorite kind of naruto stories:where naruto has A(Godlike power, B(a large harem, C(a better sensei than Kakashi(favoritist bastard),or D(all of the above.
Favorite bands: Avenged sevenfold, Three Days Grace,Metallica,Breakin Benjamin, MCR, Disturbed, Manowar, Dragonforce, I have a VERY diverse list.
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I would like to thank everyone who visits this profile a happy new year. I want to tell you this and pass it on, LIFE IS WHAT WE MAKE OF IT, THAT IS THE ONE THING NO ONE CAN TAKE.
I also want to make a shout out to one of my favorite bands, manowar, as well as my favorite anime, bleach. HAIL, THE GODS OF WAR!
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
REAL SMART FRIENDS: Will get you out and say "i bet that was fun" with no sarcasm in their voice and ask why you didn't invite them
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Won't assist you in anything.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help you cause terror and chaos in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Won't help you in a fight.
REAL FRIENDS: Will bash their heads heads in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are friends.
REAL FRIENDS: Are brothers.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Favorite Naruto Pairing:NaruXharem,NaruxHina,NaruxTema,NaruxKin,NaruxTayu,NaruxShiz,NaruxAnko,it is a LONG list,a VERY LONG LIST(crossovers included).
Least Favorite:NaruxYaoi,of ANY kind,Hyuugacest(THEY ARE COUSINS FOR GOD'S SAKE),Uchihacest(sasuke wants to KILL Itachi,remember),Sandcest(need I say more).
Hollow ichigo( otherwise known as Hichigo Shirosaki his REAL name): Crazy, ruthless, and knows how to dish out the whoopass.
Gin Ichimaru: The schemer, always someone you can NEVER trust.
Yoruichi Shiouin: There is a reason she is the GODDESS of flash.
Ichigo Kurosaki: He is the record holder for how fast bankai was learned.
Soifon: Takes badass to the extreme.
Kazeshini: His way of fighting is INSANE, i could compare him to hichigo,NOT.
the two greatest quotes of bleach
You wanna know who i am, i have, NO NAME. Hollow Ichigo
What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" -Urahara Kisuke, Bleach
"Give it a few months, you'll get used to it...or you'll have a psychotic episode." -Zed, Men In Black
"N! Y! P! D! Means I will kNock Your Punk-ass Down!" -Agent Jay(Will Smith), Men in Black.
Watashiwa o moi dene wa nara nai sa.(I will never be a memory.)- Sephiroth, the One Winged Fallen Angel, Final Fantasy 7
"Is sanity...the price to pay...FOR POWER!?" -Dante Sparda, Devil May Cry 4.
"Guy just came from Hell, he's gotta hit up a couple tourist sites!" -Nero, Devil May Cry 4
"From that day forth...my arm changed...and a voice echoed: "Power...Give me more power!" And if I become a demon, so be it, I will endure the exile...Anything to protect her!" -Nero, Devil May Cry 4
Might controls everything and without strength you can’t protect anyone or anything, let alone yourself-Vergil Sparda, Devil May Cry 3
"Almighty protector of the sun and sky,
Winged Dragon of Ra!" - Ra's summon chant, Atem's version, original yugioh series
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry.
"We stand in awe before what we cannot see"- Rukia Kuchiki "Bleach"
Through the woods a girl came sadly
Act I (Poem)
Act II (Poem)
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Act III (Poem)
My friend, your desire
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Act IV (Poem)
My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Legend shall speak
Act V (Poem)
A minute is all I need... (Cristina: Indeed...) Wait, that came out wrong. - Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed II)
I'm mostly innocent! - Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed II)
Abstergo has some really fucked up interiors decorators. - Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed II)
Greatest game quote:
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember, nothing is true. Where other men are limited, by morality or law, remember, everything is permitted. We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are assassins. - Assassin's creed
"Laa shay'a waqi'un mutlaq bale kouloun mumkin.("Nothing is true, everything is permitted" in Arabic)"―The Assassins Creed
Tenants of the Creed:
1: Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent
''I would not have drawn attention to us. I would not have taken the life of an innocent."-Malik Al-Sayfat Solomon's Temple
2: Hide in plain sight
"Let the people mask you such that you become one with the crowd."-Al Mualim
3: Never compromise the Brotherhood
"Your actions must never bring harm upon us - direct or indirect!"―Al Mualim
Quotes from the Assassin Order's greatest warriors:
"Our Creed does not command us to be free. It commands us to be wise."―Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.
"Though I ask my brothers now to abandon their rituals, I do not ask that they abandon the Creed. THIS is what makes us Assassins. Not the removal of a finger. Not a false promise of paradise. Not the prohibition of poison. Our duty is to the people, not to custom."―Altaïr's Codex, page 6.
"We are one. As we share the glory of our victories, so too should we share the pain of our defeat. In this way we grow closer. We grow stronger."―Malik talking about the event in Solomon's Temple.
"I applied my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly. I perceived that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom, is much grief, and he that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow."―Al Mualim.
"When I was very young, I was foolish enough to believe that our Creed would bring an end to all these conflicts. If only I had possessed the humility to say to myself, I have seen enough for one life, I've done my part. Then again, there is no greater glory than fighting to find the truth."―Altaïr to his son Darim during the 1257 Mongol attack on Masyaf.
"I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding."―Ezio Auditore da Firenze on his role as "the Prophet.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”
Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.
Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.
You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)
Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.
Master Chief is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.
Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.
Rant: WHAT THE HELL IS KISHIMOTO DOING. HE GIVES DANZO A SHARINGAN IN HIS EYE, AS WELL AS HAVING HIS ARM COVERED IN THEM, THAT IS JUST MESSED UP MAN, THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
Possible Story ideas:
NarutoxKamenRider:When Naruto steals the forbidden scroll,he not only learns shadow clone,but by a twist of fate,finds a blood seal.
NarutoxBleach:During the bridge battle,naruto doesn't use the fox chakra,but revels a secret kept buried.The blade of fate shall be swung down,and when one mask breaks,another shall form.Pairing:Naruxharem.
NarutoxDevilmaycry:After learning of the fox by Mizuki,he learns of his family,the infamous Sparda.Watch as he masters his clan weapons and rock the world,this party's getting crazy,its time to rock.Pairing:Naruxharem.
NarutoXFullmetal Alchemist:During a attack,Naruto loses his right arm,but the fox,fed up, teaches Naruto a way to get a new one, and because of this,a power is unlocked,not seen in thousands of years.Pairing:Narutoxharem.
NarutoxDeathNote:Naruto dies at the valley of the end,and finds himself in another world.Trapped here,he must lend his support in the Kira case,or die trying.Pairing:unknown: the fans pick.
If anyone has any ideas,i would be happy to listen to them,i am a new writer here and don't want to disappoint.
If you have a story that is up for adoption,discontinued,or in need of a beta reader,just ask,i can help you out.
I will only write this once.I own nothing of the Manga/Anime, songs, or any reference that I use in my stories. All of them are fan-made and will stay that way.
I have something to say, it PISSES me off that people say that someones stories are crap,yet have done nothing better. You know what i say,GROW UP, this is fanfiction you can do what you want when you want. Only punks diss people for no reason.
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Tributes: A moment for all our favorite characters that have died when they shouldn't have.
Kingdom hearts 2
Axel the flurry of dancing flames: You may have been a Nobody, but to us all, you were somebody. Your bravery and self sacrifice were not in vain.
Larxene the savage nypth: You may have been evil, but you kept the Organization from being a sausage-fest, that we appreciate.
Zabuza Momochi&haku: There were no ninja truer to the code.
Hiruzen Sarutobi: Friend, leader, grandfather. No words can describe what you have done for us all.
Jiraiya of the sannin: The greatest pimp with a heart of gold.
Kin Tsuchi: Tragic end for her all because of her loyalty to the wrong person.
Tayuya: Beautiful, deadly and a potty mouth...she just simply had her loyalties to the wrong person as well.
Itachi Uchiha:The compassionate Uchiha with no emotions.
Deidara of the rock: Like him, Art is truly beautiful when it is made and destroyed with
Asuma Sarutobi: Sensei, guardian, friend, like his father before him, his sacrifice was not in vain.
Kaname Tosen the cricket:Misguided and confused, but his path for the least bloodshed was admirable.
Shusuke Amagai: A man driven by revenge only to find out the truth was not what it seems and sacrificed himself as an atonement for his crimes with a smile.
Kaien Shiba: Teacher, Fighter, Lover, Friend, Brother and a loyal Shinigami falling to the honorable end...a fight for his personal pride.
Dordonii Alessandro Del Socacchio the whirlwind(privaron espada): The honorable Privaron Espada, a true warrior who's fate was too soon.
Stark Espada Numero Uno the Coyote: The only arrancar who knew of true loneliness, and fought till the bitter end for the one he cared for.
Baraggan Luisenbarn Espada Numero Dos the king: one who could only die by his own hand.
Ulquiorra Cifer Espada Numero Cuatro the bat: Strongest Arrancar...the only one to die knowing what the true heart is.
Nnoitra Jiruga Espada Numero Cinco the mantis: The crazed fighter that went down in a glorious battle.
Zommari Leroux Espada Numero Siete the eye: There was no truer devotee.
Szayel Aporro Granz Espada Numero Ocho the researcher: A man more devoted to science, there was not.
Aaroniero Arruruerie Espada Numero Nueve the gemini: one who lived his life, and died in darkness.
Homura and Shizuki of darkness: The two only wanted their names from Rukia-neechan, may
Gin Ichimaru the silver spear: A deceptive snake that couldn't betray his own heart.
REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host
You will live on forever in this.
If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile.
Correction: COngradulations Toonami, you have returned to grace the airwaves once again! it's great to see you back!
ATTENTION ALL FANFIC WRITERS!!
I have a challenge that is based on something that i find disturbing. THERE IS A ALARMING SHORTAGE OF NARUTOXDISGAEA CROSSOVERS.
The challenge is simple, make a narutoxdisgaea crossover,there is no real limit on the harem, if you decide to make the narutox paring that. It can follow any of the games 1-3 character wise (created charaters),as well as start after the scroll incident of the naruto series, as long as it is creative. BUT, naruto has have Laharl as his ancester , on what side does not matter. When you write the first chapter, pm me the link, i would love to see how the great writers on this site make a fic, yours truely, The darkvizardking69.
While i appreciate people putting my stories on Fav lists, leave a review to tell me what you like, dislike, or what you want to see.