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Joined 03-22-09, id: 1875006, Profile Updated: 01-28-12
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Criminal Minds.

Name: Adriana

Age: Well...

Twitter: _NinjaXD_

Picture: Unrelated but it's a giant panda shooting a pantless knight in the stomach with a rainbow coming out of his mouth in a field of flowers on a hill, so it's chill bro.

About me: 99% of the world loves me but I hate 99% of the world. I'm the wierdest person you will ever meet, I think I'm a ghetto black woman, love Lady Gaga more than my mother and incorporate the phrase "girl please" in every story I tell. I swear more than is attractive for a woman and love Harry Potter, drawing Manga (Shoujo and Chibi), internet, books, and writing. Oh, I'm pansexual.

Musical Taste: e,

Lady Gaga

Adam Lambert

Jeffree Starr

P!nk

My Chemical Romance

Never Shout Never

Chris Crocker

My Original Stories:

Love, A Poem
A poem about love...

Drabble Challenge:
Ten drabbles about the love (both sisterly and otherwise) between Alice and Bella for the Drabble Challenge (Rules in story).

Love Me:
A song-fic for Love Me by JJ Heller, read about the intertwining lives between three souls, one a child abuse survivor, an ex-bulimic divorced wife and a convict.

My Bloody Valentine:
Based off of Good Charlotte's "My Bloody Valentine", this song-fic shows the lengths people will go to for love.

The Plague:
A poem based off of a popular writing style during the Renaissance.

Abnormity:
Using a word generator for prompts on what to write.


Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one.
Don't like abortions? Don't have one.
Don't want your rights taken away? Don't take away theirs.

I'm glad to know that people view me as bullshit. That I can not love a transgender person, or a drag queen, or a hermaphrodite, or a transvestite, or anything other than a boy, or a girl. I'm so glad that all those people can never have love, in your view, until they are of one single gender, and one single gender only, no one can love them, because it will be bullshit.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time, because even the teachers at her high school bullied her because she is dating a woman.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room because he was male.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the foster parents who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me, but they are not allowed because they are gay men.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. A group of men kicked me half to death because I love another man.
I am the sister who had to read the eulogy at my brothers funeral when he hung himself. My parents refused to go because he loved another man, and killed himself two weeks before he graduated because my father kicked him out and my mother refused to help him. I am the sister who left home with him, and because I choose right over my parents, I will never see them again.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me, because I am a transsexual male.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the female domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me, because I live with another woman.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind, the kind who love “the wrong sex“.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Blind Devotion by Conssunshine581 reviews
20 years ago angels fell to Earth. Most are bonded to human companions, but some are sold as slaves. Lonely, down-and-out Dean wins a blind, broken angel named Castiel in a poker game. Will they learn to trust one another and is falling in love a possibility between two broken people?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,089 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
A Play on Predator and Prey by silver drip reviews
Aro meets Bella in an Italian store. Bella knows nothing of vampires, but their encounter will leave a mark on Aro. No longer a one-shot. Complete. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Aro - Complete
The Garter by Pandora.Writing reviews
Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 118,650 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Crimson Starlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Things don't go to plan in the throne room and Aro keeps Bella. Bella is learning to live with what she has, trying to build herself a new life, but there's an immortal who is not convinced, and who shakes her to her core. Is the feeling mutual? Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,638 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Pandora.Writing reviews
When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,489 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Killing Machines by Hakkari reviews
It wasn't right to say that GLaDOS missed Chell. It was the fact that she was annoyed that she had lost a valuable piece of Aperture's property in the process. And now one of her little Killers is starting to remind her of the test subject... One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Jealousy by MySilentLullaby reviews
Core!Wheatley x Chell - Oneshot - Wheatley is jealous of Chell's companion cube. An argument arises between them and Wheatley believes their friendship will never be the same again.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
A Touch of Red by Allana690 reviews
One yearned to be able to feel. One yearned to be loved. Can William ever love Grell? The way Grell wanted to be loved? Rating for later chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Ice Cream by x-Bademancer-x reviews
Wheatley just didn't understand why ice cream could make humans, particularly Chell, so happy. So, he decides to ask her about it. Oneshot. Major Chelley fluff. Core Wheatley, not human Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Games by Chloe Kompton reviews
While Chell and Wheatley are out for a walk together, Wheatley sees some children playing hide-and-go-seek and wants to learn how to play. His first difficulty is the counting. Chelley fluff!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Among the Trees by sunxsleepsx reviews
Harry find's someone in his hiding spot among the trees. HP/DM Smutty Smutty Fest YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Leifer, Nervae by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
When the assembly machine malfunctions one day Atlas is the only one rebuilt. As he roams the HUB alone, he contemplates the cause of his loneliness. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - ATLAS, P-body - Complete
Refractory by JustJasper reviews
For Kink Meme IV: coming from voice alone. Smut. Reid knows a lot about female orgasms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/2/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
BuildUp by Lucifer's Chloe reviews
CM Kink Prompt: Reid is loud during sex. Morgan approves
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/27/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Late Nights by CrystalLotus98 reviews
Most women thought that a nice candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant was the ideal night with their loved one. Chell, on the other hand, would much rather stay up late at night sipping coffee with hers. Human!AU Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Caffeine Cravings by ImGladYouFoundThatFunny reviews
Emily has a craving for coffee. A bad one. R/P one shot. Fluffy fluffy fluffy
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
He Hated This by sunxsleepsx reviews
Smutty Draco/Harry Fic. It's my first! Don't like? Don't Read Pleaseee :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Chicago Dream Girl by Essalinn reviews
What do you get when you mix an unknown, yet beautiful/handsome stranger on the bus, overeager friends, and one crazy night at a costume ball? You get all canon couples, alternate universe, all human, and, oh, did we mention insanity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,762 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide And Seek by evieeden reviews
After eight years of hide and seek, Demetri finally begins to close in on his prey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Demetri, Bella - Complete
For I Have Sinned by evieeden reviews
Bella makes a decision about her future and the religion which has shaped her past. Femmeslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella, Leah - Complete
My Shattered Heart by xox-hattii-xox reviews
I've told you that Vampires exist. I've said of how I broke the laws of our kind to fall in love. What I haven't said is how a vampire can feel like their heart is breaking. But that pain is merely my sacrifice to save his life. *Sequel to His Green Eyes*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Ready? Okay! by amberpire reviews
But as she turned to look at Megan, nearly glowing with happiness, she understood that there were just some things she wouldn't understand. ;Graham/Megan;
But I'm a Cheerleader - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Graham, Megan - Complete
Beautiful by Killer Zebra reviews
She used to believe that the world was beautiful. Now she knew better: there was nothing beautiful left in the world. And then, suddenly . . . there was. Leah/OC; One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
His Imprint by evieeden reviews
Bella returns back to Forks after four years to face up to her destiny as a 'Wolf Girl'. A fluffy Bella/Seth one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Seth - Complete
Gladiatrix by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella's mother was killed when she was little, her father, a gladiator was at war. Now that Bella is 17 she is sent to Rome to fight the most dangerous men and tasks. when she's there she catches the eye of the Emperor of Rome himself Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something Other by Unofficial Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch. She’s “something other.” Vamps/Werewolves included. Canon Pairings. Nominated for Indie TwiFic award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,708 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Adjustment of Lifestyle by Finnishsphinx reviews
Reid and Morgan try to adapt to each other s lifestyle. Morgan / Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Tales of Tails by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Crack to test how dirty your mind is. Emmett Cullen and Leah Clearwater got together and a horrible misunderstanding occurrs when they talk about tails. Leah, of course, is talking about a wolf's tail while Emmett is...well, find out inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Hangman by sodoesrachael reviews
Standing outside of Reid’s hospital room now, Morgan couldn’t believe that this was happening again. Morgan POV-ish.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers by voi ch'intrate reviews
Carlisle Cullen has found a bride who can handle his entire family--what he didn't reckon was that she would sweep him off his feet. Or that his rambunctious brothers would all find brides of their own, but love doesn't come softly for the Cullens. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,971 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
His Green Eyes by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Vampires exist. Whatever you've heard to say different is. a. lie. But they aren't as Stoker told. They are different. They walk among you without your noticing. How do I know? My name is Bella Cullen. I'm a Vampire and this is my story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,393 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Bite me, Edward! by Ms. Jessie reviews
“Bite me, Edward!” “No.” “Come on.” “No.” “….” “Please?” Heehee, just a short, all-dialouge oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
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A Friendly Game Of Pictionary reviews
Leah doesn't take too well to losing. A VERY short drabble. Updated with new drabble : AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Abnormity
Using a word generator to give me prompts on what to right. Leah and Bella's "opuscule" of a marriage. Rated T for sexual implications. L/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Bella, Leah - Complete
The Plague
A poem based off of a popular writing style during the Renaissance. Rated T for mature implications. R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Published: 7/15/2011
My Bloody Valentine reviews
Based off of Good Charlotte's "My Bloody Valentine". The lengths people will go to for love. B/E Song-fic AH Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Love Me reviews
Based off of the song by JJ Heller, read about the intertwinig stories of three different souls, a child abuse survivor, a ex-bulimic divorced wife, and a convict. Song-fic R/B E/T Do not read if you're under 14.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Bella, Riley - Complete
Last Friday Night reviews
A series of drabbles with everyone's favourite gay pairing, Alice and Bella! Rated T for language and rape insinuations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Love, A Poem reviews
"Desspite all the hurdles, love will find way." A poem about no one in general c
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Bella And Edward Have Smexy Time reviews
Bella and Edward get a little frisky at their childs easter egg hunt. RATED M FOR SMEXYNESS if ur under 18 go ahead and read becuase you ignore the warnings anyways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete