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Joined 03-22-09, id: 1875021, Profile Updated: 08-29-14
Author has written 22 stories for House, M.D., Legend of the Seeker, Glee, Dragon Age, Pitch Perfect, and Rookie Blue.

I write so you can imagine your favorite characters do weird things.

Naked.

You're probably interested in my stories. So go read. You know you want to. You would also like to leave a review.

I'm on deviantart: KiwiPhoenix
And on tumblr: PlushKiwi

Note that three of my super hella old stories are related and should not be read at all because they're full of bad grammar. But if you do, do so in this order:
1. The Closet of Doom
2. The Plan
3. Stuck in Reverse

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Double trouble reviews
Due to powerful science, Gail is sidled up with another Gail from a parallel universe, who happens to be the exact opposite of her. Of course, with a super nice Gail walking around, confusing and entertaining things happen. Gail/Holly, AU!Gail/Andy. Rated T for language.
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [G. Peck, H. Stewart] A. McNally
Agents of Awesome reviews
AU where Division 15 is a secret military ops wherein everyone has mutant powers. Collection of ficlets taking place in the same universe. Holly/Gail.
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [G. Peck, H. Stewart] - Complete
Deathless reviews
Dead officer Gail Peck had been an annoying poltergeist ever since Holly met her and it was starting to make her seem insane. Gail/Holly. Ghost!AU. Rated T for language.
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [G. Peck, H. Stewart] - Complete
Dances with Dragons reviews
In a world of darkness, Beca is looking for light. Of course, nothing goes smoothly and weird things happen. Vampire!AU. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Hear me chirp reviews
Chloe wants to know what Beca's favorite animal is, but Beca will have none of that. Supernatural!AU. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,243 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
A furry kind of problem reviews
Quinn gets to know Rachel better as a person, but Rachel gets to know Quinn as a fluffy, giant pooch. Werewolf!AU. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Eat or die reviews
Abandoned in a post-apocalyptic world, Rachel is ready to end her life. Until she meets her new travel companion, Quinn. Zombieland-esque crack. Supernatural!AU. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,584 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Fix me up reviews
Quinn does something to Rachel that she just can't comprehend. Crack. Cray!Quinn. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Problem of the affection variety reviews
Rachel is the only one who's convinced that Quinn is doing drugs. So she gathers evidence. Faberry. Cracky.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Memories white reviews
Cara and Kahlan slowly become aware of another life after they bump into each other in the modern world. Modern!AU. Cara/Kahlan.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Cara, Kahlan A.
Ruin me reviews
Aveline trusts Hawke's judgement while Varric trusts Isabela's charms. A bet ensues. Lady!Hawke/Isabela-centric.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Isabela, Hawke (F)] - Complete
Restrictions reviews
Not having slept properly for the past three days, Cameron starts to hallucinate. Or is she? Cameron/Thirteen. Really, really AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,177 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Curses reviews
The gang is cursed with a rather strange affliction. Singing is ensued. Crackity crack crack. Kahlan/Cara.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Cara, Kahlan A.
As it should be reviews
Kahlan receives cakes as a thank you gift, but Cara deems them unfit. Kahlan/Cara. Series of prompts worked into a story.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kahlan A., Cara
Praise Elade reviews
Richard's cooking lead to some interesting situations involving a kitten, chipmunks, but most of all Kahlan/Cara - the good, slashy kind.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Kahlan A., Cara - Complete
Sugar is for sissies reviews
According to Thirteen, there are rules for eating strawberries. Pointless one-shot. Cameron/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Ten ways to annoy Foreman reviews
A few misunderstandings that annoy Foreman and bring Cameron and Thirteen closer together. Eventual Thirteen/Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley
Missing scene reviews
A "missing/deleted scene" from the Plan, chapter 9, involving a car. Cameron/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, A. Cameron - Complete
Stuck in reverse reviews
Everything was going fine, until an argument with disastrous consequences took place. Thirteen/Cameron, brief Chase/Cameron. Sequel to the Plan.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
The closet of Doom reviews
Because there isn't enough drama and the supply closet should be used for something. According to House anyway. Eventual Cameron/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
The Plan reviews
A perceptive and curious House is not always a positive thing. Especially if Cameron and Thirteen have something to hide. Cameron/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,071 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, A. Cameron - Complete
Three reasons reviews
House behaving? As if. Cameron/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2009 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete