InvisibleMeatball
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Joined 03-22-09, id: 1875132, Profile Updated: 04-04-10
Author has written 8 stories for iCarly.

I was going to leave this relatively blank, but I kinda wanted to do a survey too. So.

The Basics

Full Name
invisiblemeatball.

You like it?
picked it out myself.

Birthdate
ha, no.

Height/Weight
5'3'' (if i grow one more inch i'll be half an inch taller than justin bieber. i can't wait.)
100something. think about that. i could be 101. or 199. try to stalk me now, bitch.

Eye Color
green.

Hair Color
blondishbrown.

Can you...

Drive?
no.

Drive a manual?
no.

Touch your nose with your tongue?
no but i can touch the end of my chin with my tongue.

Cook?
scrambled eggs is all i've tried.

Dance?
this is the part where my friends start laughing hysterically. no, i can't dance.

Sing?
sort of.

Sew?
yeah.

Speak another language?
extremely limited spanish. i was so proud yesterday, i understood my latino friend when she yelled
at her mom that, no, she did not want to hold the bunny, it will shit in her hand.

Have you ever...

Eaten sushi?
ew, no.

Been in love?
i sincerely doubt it.

Skipped school?
skipped class, but never left the building.

Made prank calls?
DUH, but they don't go the way i want. for example:
person: hello?
me: hey, do you have jessica's number? (i don't know a jessica, just trying to freak them out.)
person: oh, yeah, she told me you'd call.
me: ...uh, really?
person: yeah you're georgia, right?
me: that's me. (not really.)
person: kay, it's -gives real number-
me: ...thanks.
later i call the number and a jessica actually answers. prank calls aren't really fun for me.

Done illegal drugs?
no.

Stolen something worth more than ?
more than what.

Flashed someone?
..no.

Been drunk?
no, i'm so boring. (/sarcasm. i couldn't care less about alcohol. it makes everyone i know
look like complete idiots.)

Eaten squid?
nope.

Been to New York City?
yesomgsoawesome.

Been to London?
no.

Favorite

Drink
iced mocha.

Soda
vault.

Food
burgers.

Restaurant
fast food.

Color
blue.

Artist
paramore.

Album
riot!-paramore. i was just blasting it through the speakers and dancing
horribly everywhere. i think my neighbor saw.

Website
mylifeisaverage.com

The Last

Person to hit you
guy i know because i called him a baby hippo (thank you, diary of a wimpy kid).

Person you wanted to hit
guy i know when he hit me because i called him a baby hippo.

Person you hugged
my friend, we were being goofy though.

Person you kissed
no comment.

Person you wanted to kiss you
-hides-

Country you've been in
uh, here.

Car you've driven
can't drive.

Law you've broken
rode in back of pickup.

Thing you ate
chocolate easter eggs.

Thing you drank
water, i'm sick.

Thing you said
'yeah, i'll vacuum in like twenty minutes, ma,' an hour ago. still haven't vacuumed.

Book you read
idr. book i will read: catch-22, kinda looking forward to it.

Show you watched
i'm in the band, which i actually like.

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iForgot by acthrower reviews
Sam and Freddie's relationship breaches the 'just friends' gap. Unfortunately, what was supposed to be a one night stand morphs into a much bigger issue. I think I'm just going to post the story I wrote for this, even though it's been done.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
all we can do is keep breathing by fandrastic reviews
he wasn't sure if he'd ever be able to smell sandalwood again and not think of her. beck & jade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,404 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Beck O., Jade W.
iTexts by P. Fishies reviews
Moments between two best friends, displayed only in text messages. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 41,833 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
All That Glitters by hauntings reviews
She's never been good for him, anyway. SamFreddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
while the music lasts by fandrastic reviews
he doesn't understand her. but maybe he was never meant to. freddie & sam
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Three Years Time by aloxi reviews
If you ignore the five year old between us, it’s just like old times. Ish. Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Isosceles by Alex Foster reviews
Freddie does not date Sam...not at all...except for all the times he does. A series of moments from their lives. Future fic.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Secret Scene by Maddie-the-Cattie reviews
Someone's Awesome Macintosh and Elvis Presley impressions! :D
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Freddie B. - Complete
Fan Culture by seddiefan2009 reviews
Freddie's trying to write his paper but Sam keeps distracting him.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
don't lick the swingset by iloveyou123 reviews
Seven different ways Sam and Freddie could turn out. "You can meet me, if you want." Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Honesty by seddiefan2009 reviews
Sometimes time doesn't heal the wounds. Gen.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Spencer S., Freddie B. - Complete
iAm Breaking Their Friendship by muchasfandomas reviews
This was an intended one-shot interaction between Sam and Freddie after iSaved Your Life, but we'll see how it goes. Sam realizes her friendship with Carly is taking a downfall. What happens when she convinces Freddie that he is the blame?
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
17 Magazine by letthew0rdsfl0w reviews
It tells me you're in love. Seddie. Should be 11 chapters. Chapter 3 is now up!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
I'm A Jailbird by seddiefan2009 reviews
You know I bet when you pictured this in your head, you were on the other side of the bars." Sam bails Freddie out of jail.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Daring Duo by seddiefan2009 reviews
Ice Cream, Galaxy Wars, and perfectly timed plans. Freddie and Spencer escape the girl talk. Fencer.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Freddie B., Spencer S. - Complete
The Worst Christmas by seddiefan2009 reviews
“Look dorkboy, you’re going home whether you like it or not; even if this flight doesn’t leave until the day after Christmas. Cause you wanna go back. So if I have to force you onto the plane then so be it," Sam yelled at him through gritted teeth. Gen.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Freddie B. - Complete
And The Whole World Tilted by aloxi reviews
Carly Shay is six years, five months, and eleven days old when her mother runs away from home.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
Lipstick Saturday by Coffee Noodles reviews
...and why Sam doesn't come anymore. SEDDIE implied.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Carly S. - Complete
iNeed A Sharp Object by aloxi reviews
Well, Carly does, anyway. One to stab Sam and Freddie with. Now she has a broken laptop, a lost science report, and a brilliant plan to get the report finished... along with a sick Freddie and Sam to deal with. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/29/2007
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Recipe for this Unengaged Saturday reviews
Refuse recipe. Refuse measuring tools. Ignore doubtful questions. Make brownies the way you want to because it's always been how you do it. ...Sam&Freddie oneshot. For "you"- who couldn't make a brownie if his life depended on it, yet insisted on trying.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Some Assembly Required reviews
A collection of short-stories, one page each, revolving around two of our favorite characters. Some connected, most not, and not at all in order. Sam&Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Playing Cards reviews
Freddie thinks that it’s pretty ironic that Carly is tackling him to the ground mere hours after he came to terms with the fact that he doesn’t like her anymore." In which Freddie likes Sam, Sam tries to humiliate him for it, and Gibby's..Gibby. Complete!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Emergency Room reviews
After a mysterious accident that I eventually explain, Sam breaks her arm during a Halloween party. Freddie has to drive her to the hospital. Spencer's unconscious in the back. In short, it's going to be a long drive. Sam and Freddie friendship.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Liar reviews
Over the years, Freddie learns the tell-tale signs to when Sam is lying. With her sheild of lies useless, who knows what'll happen? Includes some Creddie, but ultimately Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Mystery Girl reviews
Carly's convinced both Sam and Freddie have secret lovers, but Carly being Carly, she's a little too oblivious to see the truth. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Understanding reviews
Sam likes to fool herself into thinking she’s not insecure. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Bacon reviews
And suddenly eight seconds seems a lot shorter than it used to.' iSaved Your Life from Sam's POV, so, yes, there will be some Seddie. Includes some unofficial missing scenes, because it seemed so rushed.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sam P. - Complete