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Joined 03-21-02, id: 187516
Author has written 4 stories for Mechwarrior/Battletech, and Naruto.
No, I don't like playing with sock puppets.;

SOC = Stream of Consciousness, as in when I write, it just comes out. Sometimes I can get a lot done in a day, other times it could be weeks between stories. I try not to take too long between parts, though.

Favorite current anime: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

Favorite current manga: Bleach

Favorite characters: Naruto, Tenten, Ino, Ichigo, Orihime, Chad

Least favorite characters: Konohamaru, Sasuke (so sue me, I root for the underdog)

As one site on the Net has put it, I am not anti-yaoi, I simply write non-yaoi stories. Write as many as you want; I don't care. But if you're going to write it, please at least try to make it look believable.

PROGRESS UPDATES:
Bloodlines - Chapter 20 complete.
Eye of the Beholder - On hiatus. May be resumed eventually, after heavy editing.
Set in Stone - Chapter 5 finished.

Other stories are in progress on my LJ at the link above, and can also be found at my website (access through LJ). Snippets from work in progress are posted each week, time permitting (when I am trying to finish a chapter, for instance, there will be

PERSONAL STATUS: If you're going to complain about how slow I update, please spare yourself the time. I work a full-time job, and I have personal and health-related problems. When it's done, it'll go up. That's all I promise. Try to understand that while I'd love to make this my one and only job, that's just not possible.

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Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 549,624 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/12/2012
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 723,122 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 830,631 - Reviews: 6266 - Favs: 6,177 - Follows: 5,371 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Kirigakure's Shore by Jonohex reviews
Haku is content with his new home in the Land of Waves. But when a ninja clan thought long dead reemerges intent on destroying the Hidden Mist Village, Zabuza's former apprentice must consider a return to his former life. Sequel to 'The Broken Tool'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 278,693 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Haku, Naruto U.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 282,126 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,202 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 288,635 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,415 - Follows: 12,325 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 8th Dec 13: Updated. Next chapter is currently in development hell.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 191,000 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Wendy M.
Naruto: Eleven by Geor-sama reviews
Defeated, captured, rescued, exiled. Nii Yugito is an emotional wreck, and the fact that she's attracted to the single loudest ninja to ever exist is not helping matters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,106 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,641 - Follows: 12,155 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sea of Broken Dreams by jschneids reviews
On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 139,799 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
The Prince of Swords by ToumaFF reviews
Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 146,691 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto, Asuna
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,034 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 201,629 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12050 - Favs: 14,379 - Follows: 13,033 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 8,884 - Follows: 8,500 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Suikoden One Half by MadHat886 reviews
An encounter with a magic mirror sends Ranma to another world, leaving behind a broken past. Hey, who's the girl with silver hair? A Suikoden and Mega crossover. Is now officialy one of the longest Ranma Fanfiction on this website!
Crossover - Ranma & Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 862,842 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Ranma
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forcibly United by Gaming Ikari reviews
Bound together by magical bracers, Ranma and Ryouga must go to Roanapur to fix the problem. Unfortunately for them, they'll need money to do it, and they're forced to find work in the city of Roanapur or be stuck together forever!
Crossover - Ranma & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,971 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Marauders by 30CK reviews
Naruto finds more than just the Forbidden Scroll on his excursion into the Hokage's private library; he finds a scroll with the consciousnesses of former Konoha pranksters sealed within, ones prepared to help a fellow prankster in any way they can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,620 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Virtue of Knowledge: Power Unrivaled by CrossyCross reviews
He was set for a life of pain, of hate, of suffering, and of sorrow. A gift changed all that, a gift, that was power unequaled. With this power, he will change the world and all that exists in it, be they the gods of the pantheon, or the devils of hell...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,013 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Whirlpool Country by Paradox Jast reviews
Naruto must first accept what happened in the past before he can move on with his future. Many will come to depend on him. Rated M just in case. Gradual AU with parts of canon added in. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,762 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Just A Boy In A Ninja Mask by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Waking up in a Tokyo hounded by demons, aliens, and the Sailor Senshi, Naruto tries to live the life of a citizen. But when every enemy of the city wants his head, can he do that? By himself, with no allies or friends, he may not have an option.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers by Agent Perry the Platypus reviews
He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,456 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Marriage of Chaos by gunman reviews
While attempting to get his Roanapur residency, Rock gets the shock of his life when he finds out he is married... to Revy!
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Rock, Revy
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
One Hundred Days by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Behind a Mask by refused reviews
Hiatus. Tenten, now 18 years old and chuunin, takes her first step as ANBU. Never did she imagine that a certain blonde would be the new captain of her team. NaruTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,826 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Naruto U., Tenten
Deceptions: Operation Mongoose by MageOhki2 reviews
Ninjas deal in deceptions. However... when do deceptions become the truth? A ninja learns that not all deceptions remain deceptions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blondie by SeikoTuNeR reviews
Tenten can never really get what she wants. Temari hasn't even figured out what she wants. And poor Naruto is thrown into the whole mess while trying to find his purpose in life. No one ever said living was easy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U., Tenten
Life Long Fight by ToniMan reviews
CHAP 24up Naruto has chosen to become Hokage, but on the way to his dream he must encounter many trials, love is just one of them, friendship another. The battles are over for know, but not the trouble for our blond boy.NaruSaku,NaruTen,Naruhina,NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,043 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 8/22/2004
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Child of the Earth by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U.
Faith in Humanity by karrafear reviews
AU. What if Naruto survived a murder attempt on his life at the age of 6 and had to leave Konoha for his own safety. Now 12, Naruto and Jiraiya returns to take the genin test. Finished! Lookout for Sequal Restoration of Faith!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,434 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
Intertwined by Surarrin reviews
[AR]Among the hundreds killed by the Kyuubi, one special girl was also killed. She was not fated to die. Thus the Shinigami gave her a choice, to remain in the realm of the living. Too bad she forgot to ask what the catch was. [Abandoned]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,526 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Betrothal by lackey H reviews
An odd Naruto pairing, presented in a hopefully believable way. Check last chapter for important Authors Message
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,866 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Naruto U., Temari
Saviour by Kwisatz Haderach reviews
Naruto is taken in by Tsunade and Shizune. He is trained by the best Konoha has to offer in preparation for a future evil. There is more to Kyuubi than meets the eye as she offers Naruto guidance in his quest to rid the world of an even greater evil.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,308 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/15/2005
Ah! My Naruto by Gmusick reviews
[Naruto x Ah! My Goddess x Darkstalkers] When forces beyond his imagination start moving, Naruto is granted one wish. What he gains is a friend but also a new destiny that may span several worlds and an ever increasing headache.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,499 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Naruto U.
Bushido no Jutsu by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
My first-ever Naruto fiction; thus, it is trash. However, it is nostalgic trash. Naruto gets an interesting new teacher. Coming at you like a raging demon fox, Bushido no Jutsu is in a genre until itself...Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Covenant by bubblytokki reviews
AU. No pairings. Trust is broken, tensions rise, and truth is finally revealed. Everything was a lie?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,213 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
New Life, Same Destiny by Valakun reviews
The Fourth's dying wish puts Naruto in Jiriaya's care? Our favoirte blond reappears twelve years later for the Chuunin exam. Same crew, different lives, same destiny. Working our way through the third test. ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,534 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004
Asinine Rationalizations by Geno Calamari reviews
Sasuke's moment comes, Ino has some fun, Tenten strikes a blow for the underdog, Hinata soaks up grief she doesn't deserve, Sakura receives some shocking news and Naruto takes it 'like a man.' Rough roads ahead for all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 56,268 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
Lost Innocence Resounding by Valakun reviews
Team Seven is crushed before it ever really has a chance to blossom. The secret's out...Sasuke's dead. Sakura quits as a Ninja! What will Naruto do? Finding love amid the ashes of loss. CURRENTLY ON HOLD!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Missing Leaf by CodedThoughts reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gotten together while Sasuke is in a coma, but what happens when he wakes up and confesses his feelings for Sakura? NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 5951 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Change for the Better by MaxFic reviews
AU, Naruto is taken from the village shortly after his birth so that he can be raised away from the hate of the people. How different will Naruto turn out? No deffinite pairings yet. Most likely NaruHina but maybe NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,144 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Child of Two Worlds by Remmie Lupin-Black reviews
After leaving with Jiraiya for three years, Naruto has finally returned to Hidden Leaf and with him comes a whirlwind of Heritage that nobody ever knew. But creeping under that, is an evil that no one could ever have prepared for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,743 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
Habitual by xxpoisonivyxx reviews
She's slowly getting used to having him around. NarutoSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2004
Of Dreams and Memories by Yanslana reviews
COMPLETE Orochimaru's cursed seal, Tsunade's first kiss, Jiraiya's apology, and the name... Umino. Before everything... he was. Ranma & Naruto crossover
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,040 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Ranma, Orochimaru - Complete
Do You Hate Me? by Kirek reviews
The preperations for the mission are underway. Finally updated. Ch14: "Laying the Foundation - Part III" is up! (NarutoTemari, ShikamaruIno, OC?)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,612 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004
Horse of the Leaf by Hibiki54 reviews
Magic mushrooms. A stolen scroll. This is all that Mousse needs to finally get rid of Ranma! And it works! In another world, a man finds a child and is order by the Hokage to raise the boy to be a good citizen of the Hidden Village of Konoha..(Completed)
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,026 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Titled by Arukiche reviews
[Completed. Sequel on its way.] For old times sake, Kakashi gives three certain shinobi a 'mission' - which includes the former team 7 living under one roof. Rated R for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,789 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Hidden Village Ninja Academy by Faraway4today reviews
[AU] Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
Unlikely Alliance by Alden-san reviews
Ino and Naruto have been vying for the affections of two people: Sasuke and Sakura. Now that the two have hooked up, both of these fine ninja have fallen into a funk... (Rewrite of The Plan...)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
Simple and Clean by Goddess-Isis-112 reviews
[REWRITE] Sakura relinquishes her love for Sasuke, finally taking notice of Naruto's love for her. But things don't turn out as simple as she expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
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Bloodlines reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Set In Stone reviews
AU. When the Leaf Village abandoned Naruto to die as a baby, the last thing they expected was for him to come back as a shinobi – and perhaps an enemy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Eye of the Beholder reviews
AU (Current manga spoilers). Now 17, Naruto is sent behind enemy lines. What he discovers there will shake a rebuilding Leaf Village to its very core.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003
Return of the Wolverines reviews
The stage has been set. The Clans are coming. Join the Wolverines as they fight to defend the Inner Sphere from Kerensky's Children.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002