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Author has written 35 stories for Twilight, Fairly OddParents, Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, South Park, Ben 10, Bleach, NCIS, Code Geass, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Supernatural, Beauty and the Beast, Moulin Rouge, and Teen Wolf.

My name is Cal Hale,

I dig humans!

And yes my last name is actually Hale. I was born with that name and all you little tweens who want to bitch at me can suck it because it's on my birth certificate. Anywho i love yaoi. I will read anything that has yaoi in it, well almost anything. I'm just starting to read and write yuri check it out. Girls need some lovin too.

I'm a leo and so is Cloud from ffvii and Tuxedo Mask from Sailormoon

HEY I GOT I PRESENT FOR ALL MY BLEACH READERS:

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Wow haven't updated this in two and a half years... Better get on that. BTW I don't really write Twilight anymore. I still love EmmettxJacob and I'm pumped you guys still read it but I've move on to smaller and better things in my opinion.

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Welcome to the Tipton by Palindrome96-69emordnilaP reviews
Zack-x-Cody, twincest. Zack and Cody have just arrived at their new home, the Tipton Hotel. At the same time, the boys discover their physical attraction to one another.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,089 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Cody M., Zack M.
Fire And Ice by SharkieAteElmo-LexiV reviews
Edward will not allow Bella to see Jacob, therefore she asks Emmett to take her. There he meets Jacob Black. He then begins to feel emotions he had never felt before. normal couples P.S. THIS STORY CONTAINS LEMONS OR SEXUAL CONTACT. Yaoi's! MalexMale
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Emmett, Jacob
Realize by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
James Crawford is gay and he has a crush on the “heterosexual” Emmett McCarty. James wants to know what it will take for Emmett to realize his true sexuality and his hidden feelings for him. Full summary inside! M for language, rape, and slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Emmett, James - Complete
Rhode's Yaoi Spa by Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey reviews
Sequel to Rhode's Yaoi Surprise The girls and the boys go to a spa for some relaxation! But what the boys don't know is this spa is a Yaoi Spa! What could happen? Yaoi that is! I DON'T OWN D. GRAY-MAN IF I DID THERE WOULD BE MORE YAOI IN IT!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008
The Grab by Ruyu-san reviews
I did not come to kill Ichigo." Grimmjow's love, and desire burn iside him as he risks his life to protect the one he loves. What will happen next? Read and find out! IchiGrimm, light bloodplay, WIP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
When the Water's Not So Clear by asdsdsa reviews
As Seth and Jacob's friendship hits the rocks with their tribe's secret coming to light and imprinting upsets basically the balance of nature, what will come of them when mixed in with the Cullen's? SethXJacob slash yaoi Rated M for safety ON HIATUS/DISC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jacob, Seth
My Forever by gypsysue reviews
Enter for Slash/BackSlash contest. Jacob found the love of his life,what happens when fate changes the circumstances. Emmett/Jacob. Slash Rated M for good reason. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
The Hunt by ConstantSnow reviews
It's an AU, but still has the Vampires and Werewolves. Jacob's going to Fork's High, and hates that he's always compared to and placed under Emmett. Emmett, likes a good fight, and Jacob always seems to give him one. It's time for The Hunt to begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,313 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Envy by DemetriaFeels reviews
Jackson is in love with Jake. Jake is dating Miley but cheats on her with Jackson. Jackson envies Miley for having Jake. Better than it sounds. Gay couple. Don't like, don't read.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Jackson S., Jake R. - Complete
A Gilded Hook by eldritchhorrors reviews
Jim was worried. Something wasn’t right. He was having trouble sleeping. Wasn’t eating. And those dreams…he couldn't handle the dreams. Spock/Kirk oneshot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Master and Commander by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Spock/Kirk. Mature Content. A short one, written for a friend who loves Kirk and his vanity. When the showers on the Enterprise are broken, Spock and Kirk have no option but to share...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Tricked by qpritchie1 reviews
xX DISCONTINUED Xx Ryan Ackley moves to Forks after his mom gets a business offer. Will the myths and fables be enough to drive him away or will somebody keep him there? MikexOC and JacobxSilver. Slight 90210 crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Mike
Cid Highwind on the Art of Seduction by Chibi Koun reviews
Cid feels bad for guys who can't hit it off with their crushes. So he decides to give them some advice... By telling them exactly what he did to convince Vincent Valentine to be his! Rated for sex, swearing, and let's face it: Cid himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
TF:A Reprogramming recovery by Deathcomes4u reviews
Prowl helps Bumblebee overcome the trauma of being tortured and raped by over-energized decepticons. Its not as stupid as it sounds. ...i hope XD ProwlxBumblebee, total smutfic, but sparkwarmingly fluffy. NOT OFFICIALLY PART OF MAIN REPROGRAMMING STORY!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bumblebee, Prowl
It Is You I Have Loved by Dee Kayne reviews
A tragic accident was all it took to make Spock realize the truth... he loved James T. Kirk. Now revised.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Deleted Scenes by asdsdsa reviews
Jake and Seth go to see a PG-13 movie, but Jacob decides to change the rating for himself. Slash, boyxboy, yaoi, JakexSeth Rated M for sex. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Boasting by Orion's Eagle reviews
Kiba shouldn't boast so much if he can't back it up, it tends to gain "attention". Kankuro x Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,394 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Incentive by HildeJ reviews
Gibbs' first ex-wife is stalking him, and Tony is on protection detail the entire weekend. GIBBS/DINOZZO SLASH. Hugs and thanks to TaylorGibbs for the great prompts!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,762 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Dear Abby by Caos Accidentale reviews
Postcards from Tony to Abby and vice versa while he's the NCIS Agent Afloat. Just a bit of Tabbyish Fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Honey and Almonds by Caos Accidentale reviews
Tony shows up at Abby's apartment in the middle of the night...wanting...needing...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Peeping Kakashi by Hope4love92 reviews
Kakashi sees something interesting in Iruka's office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Falling in Lust Literally by EvilLilBlackie reviews
Ike was just minding his own business, sparring with Pit. Suddenly a black feathered arrow strikes him. It doesn’t belong to Pit, but whoever it belongs to, it’s making Ike a bit…odd. Yaoi and rated M for Adult Themes and Language
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,718 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Ike, Pit
Try You On For Size by lessxordinary reviews
A visit from Jacob trying to annoy Edward turns into something... stranger when they find Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper engaged in some unsavory activities that leave them both a little.... curious. JacobxEdward, EmmettxJasperxCarlisle -Yaoi Lemon-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The One Where Tony and Tim Read Fanfiction by Xanthe2 reviews
Tony and Tim find a "Deep Six" fanfiction archive. Warning: Spanking of adult.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
It's gonna be a long month by Midesko reviews
When Julie goes back to Japan, Ben is down and calls on Kevin to stay with him while his parents are away for a month visiting relatives... BeVin Yaoi don't like don't read Lemons later...
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Pot o' Gold by ellenscult reviews
Written for the Shiny Hats Summer Ficathon, prompt #20: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - Mal and Jayne do a Ross and Rachel and get married under the influence of alcohol. Explicit m/m slash: don't like or it's illegal where you are, don't read.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
Correspondence Course by ellenscult reviews
Mal can't get Jayne off his mind. Consequences ensue. Warning: explicit m/m slash! If this is distasteful to you, or it's illegal where you are, don't read.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,990 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
Distraction by tinglingsensation reviews
Mori is trying to do a sudoku, but Hunny has other things in mind. PWP, oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Like It Rough by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Cid walks in on Vincent naked. Vincent stalks Cid for a little while and notices that Cid smells good. Then they have sex. That’s all really. Valenwind YAOI
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Opposite Day by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Demyx believes it's Opposite Day, but in a rather different sense than one usually expects. DemyxZexion. Written in honor of Zemyx day! Rated for yaoi, lemon and language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Working for the Summer by Jedi.Vixen reviews
AU. LeonxSora. Sora wants a job. He gets one, but screws up. Now he tries to find a way to pay Leon back, even though he doesn't have to.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Sora, Leon/Squall L.
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Monster: A Sterek Story reviews
Stiles is a boy yearning for his once upon a time; his adventure; his "something more". He didn't really think it was going to come by becoming a prisoner of a beast. And who is the man who comes to his room at night and leaves before the sun can light his face? Love comes when we least expect it. Basically a retelling of Disney's Beauty and the Beast with some extra nonsense.
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Derek H.
Fiend: A Tom x Bill story reviews
Set in a world where blood sucking fiends have taken over, Tom must find and kill the fiend that killed his best friend. Little does he know that the person he has fallen for will end up being the person who has haunted his nightmares for over a decade.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010
The Skinny: A Tom x Bill story reviews
After a laundry incident, Tom is forced to deal with some rather interesting and heated emotions he's had bottled up. Rated M for a reason, most notably cum stained jeans. I don't own Tom or Bill Kaulitz or Tokio Hotel
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
Ice Cream: A Kaulitz Twin Story reviews
Bill loves ice cream and Tom loves Bill. It's short, it's fluffy, it's TomxBill. Tokio Hotel twincest. OMG I'm posting something below M.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Rescue Me: A Tom x Bill Story reviews
based off Moulin Rouge but not a word for word copy Tom is a musician just moved to Berlin and after meeting the members of the band Mcfly, Tom is thrown into a whirlwind of emotions he only thought he'd write songs about. TomxBill Tom FxDanny Pudd slash!
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Moulin Rouge - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010
Apple: A Sam x Dean Story reviews
After Dean And Sam find out about teh Supernatural book series and about the craziness of Slash, Dean starts to get curious and when Sam comes home with an apple just like in the might just go a little crazy. Rated M for a reason should be NC-17 Wincest!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Missing Piece: A Tom and Bill story reviews
Thomas has no clue who he is or what he is after waking up one morning in the Rocky Mountains. But he does know that he has to find teh missing piece of his heart. And to do that he must find his sire, the vampire Cira. Twincest TomxBill Rated M enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2010
Sharing: An Emmett x Jacob Story reviews
A story about the growing relationship between Emmett Cullen and Jacob Black. rated M for a reason... comedic smut. Comes after my story Hybrid but you dont have to read that to enjoy this. EmmettxJacob NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,415 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Jacob
Release: A Corneila x Guilford Story reviews
Corneila is at her wits end and only her faithful servant Guilford can help bring her peace. This story contains graphic sexual relations between adults in later chapters. GuilfordxCorneila.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Cornelia L.B., Gilbert G.P. G.
College: A Jacob x Jasper Story reviews
When Jacob arrives at CSU he thinks the world is pretty easy place to live in. But soon Jasper stumbles into his life and shakes things up. all human AU. rated for later chapters. contains yaoi and other college age subjects.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Jacob, Jasper
Scouting: A Rosalie X Leah Story reviews
What happens when Rosalie goes "tanning" in the wrong spot? Why does sex in the forest sound like a good idea? Why does Jacob get punched in the face? Why is Seth talking to Edward on the phone? These questions will be answered. Rosalie X Leah. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Leah - Complete
You, Me, and V : An NCIS Story reviews
The choatic world of NCIS is about to get turned upside down when a new girl named Violet comes to work at NCIS as a lab tech. Secrets will be revealed and truths discovered. Rated M for Yaoi, Yuri and Het
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Night World Coffee: A Twlight Story reviews
Nessie is in college and gets a job at a coffee shop. After a summer away from the shop, she comes back to alot of surprises and discovers some interesting things about herself, Yaoi Yuri rated M for a reason. RenesmeexOC JacobxEmmett OCxOC Hilarious Smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Caught: A Charlie x Billy Story reviews
Did you ever wonder is Charlie and Billy caught anything else while they were fishing? Charlie and Billy go fishing after Charlie looses his wife, but he catchs something else. Charlie x Billy rated for language and smut. A story in three parts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Charlie S., Billy
Strawberries and Cream: A Ichigo x Grimmjow Story reviews
Ichigo has had a rough day and Grimmjow wants to help him relax with a romantic evening. There's candels, chocolate and strawberries, and best of all, yaoi.Rated for a reason Grimmjow x Ichigo OOC ness in a good way
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Play Ball: A Ben x Kevin Story reviews
Ben and Kevin get in an argument over a football, kinda. Kevin realizes he has to fix what he's done and the best way to do that is to tell Ben how he really feels. semi-kinky rated M for a reason. Yaoi Bevin Ben x Kevin.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Black Bird: A Stan x Red Goth Story reviews
Stan and Kyle are Juniors at CSU and have a rather unstabe relationship. What happens when a ghost from Stan's past shows up? Will Stan stay in the light or will he spread his wings and fly boldly into the darkness. Rated for later chapters contains yaoi
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Stan M., Red Goth
Beauty: The short but passionate story of Cassidy reviews
When Cassidy is thrown out she must go live with her much older sister, Victoria. But Victoria has secrets that will change Cassidy's life forever. The first one being her companion, James. James/OC. A fluffy, tragic comedy. Rated for Het Sex later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2009 - James
Heated: A Kiba x Kankuro Story reviews
Kiba and Kankuro run into each other as adultish people I guess and Kiba invites Kankuro back to his house for drinks. Funny and cute with lots of smut. Rated for yaoi aka man sex etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Overdose: A Jasper x Mike Story reviews
This is the story about Jasper and his addiction. What he is addicted to? MIKE NEWTON! yes Mike Newton who causes more drama at FHS then anyone else and Jasper loves it. But can Jasper quit before his addiction gets out of hand. Mike x Jasper rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jasper, Mike
Sexual Education:A Jacobx Renesmee x Emmett Story reviews
Emmett and Jacob are baby sitting when Renesmee asked about sex.And not just sex but homosexual sex. Now the boys have to give her the "Talk". Hilariousness insues. Rated M for language and implied relationship between jake and Em. mentions yaoi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Present: A Carlisle x Jasper Story reviews
Christmas at the Cullen's can get alittle weird, especially when name cards get mixed up. What will Jasper's present inspire him to do? Rated M for yaoi Carlisle x Jasper roleplaying.. "let's play doctor."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Make A Wish: A Timmy X Chip Story reviews
The story of how Timmy Turner and Chip Skylark find love in each other after hiding it for the other for years. Rated M for yaoi and sexual themes as well as age difference... 16 and 22..
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Timmy, Chip Skylark - Complete
The Twilight Realtionship Diagram by calhale reviews
This is a debreifing of the relatioships between the characters in the Twilight Fan Fiction I write. It's to help people keep them straight. It will be updated and is rate M for safety... Edward x Seth Emmett x Jake Rosalie x Leah Bella x Alice etc...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Toys: An Emmett x Jacob x Seth Story reviews
Seth refuses to believe that his best friend and Emmett are together. When he goes looking for proof, he finds it. Maybe not in the way he expected but he gets it. Rated M for a reason contains yaoi and self love. Is a companion to Sharing and Lonely.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Mine: An Edward x James Story reviews
Takes place while James is tracking Bella during Twilight and Edward is trying to lead him away. Edward gets seperated from the group. Companion to Phoenix: a Bella x James Story... yaoi James x Edward rated M for a reason non-con.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, James - Complete
Phoenix: A Bella x James Story reviews
What if there was a different reason why Bella moved to Forks? What if she was a totally different person before she moved? What if something made her change? What if Bella knew James before Twilight? HET Rated M for a reason. Non Con. dark. Bella James
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Lonely: An Edward X Seth Story reviews
Edward is about to spend another lonely night alone, or so he thinks. Enter Seth, the adorable wolf boy. How will things pan out for the pair? Rated M for a reason. Contains Yaoi. Edward and Seth. kind of fluffy too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Teddy Bear: An Emmett x Jacob Story reviews
Emmett has been on his "honeymoon" with Rosalie for almost 3 weeks. What will happen when he gets back home to Jacob? A continuation of Sharing. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jacob, Emmett
Wrestling: An Esme x Rosalie Story reviews
This is the story of Rosalie and Esme. When left to their own devices, how will the girls get along. This story contains Yuri and Yaoi. rated M for a reason. Takes place after the fourth book.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rosalie, Esme - Complete
The Office: A Reno x Rude story reviews
So this is just a short smutty one-shot. Basically the story chronicals a day at Shina Corp for the Turks and Rufus. Rated M for a buch of impled stuff. I might expand if there's a demand for such. Reno x Rude, Rufus x Tseng.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Safety: A Bella x Rosalie story reviews
After a lost bet with Edward, Rosalie has to keep Bella safe and have a sleep over with her while he's gone hunting. Bondage and Yuri ensue. Rate M for a reason, sometimes what you think is hate is really lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Hybrid: a comedy featuring Emmett and Jacob reviews
Emmett and Jacob are extremly bored and decide to watch Underworld. This along with other boredom induced events leads to general hilariousness and stupidity. Contains some slash and just general vulgarity. Rated for implied situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
After Glow : A Edward x Jasper x Emmett story reviews
Part Two Seat Belt: A Alice x Bella story. It chronicles what happens after Bella sleeps with Alice to Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. Yoai. M for a reason a little more smutty then seat belt but not much. You should read seat belt 1st. It's on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
Seat Belt: a Alice x Bella story reviews
Alice Cullen has a vision, about Bella Swan, and that time of the month. Sounds gross but its not; it's hot. contains yuri rated this way for a reason. AliceXBella Answers a major question about the Twilight vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete