Author has written 4 stories for Gakuen Alice, and Vampire Academy.
Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead-Gene Fowier
I'm a girl and I have an adorable little dog named Sandy, who thinks she's human.:)
I love Twilight, the Winx Club, and Manga and Anime.
My favorite songs are One Time by Justin Bieber, Misery Business, You Belong with me,Linkin Park , Don't Trust Me, Party in the U.S.A, Ignorance, Feel the Disease, Headphones, Facedown, Saviors,Love Struck, and like a bunch more.
My favorite colors are pink, purple and navy blue.
Gender : Female
Hobbies: reading, playing with my dogs, swimming, dancing, and going on the computer
hush hush, Shiver, Twilight series , Vladimir Todd series, The Clique, Emily Finn, Fallen, Dark Secrets,The Percy Jackson series ,and anything by Sarah Dessen.
Favorite Manga + Anime
Shugo Chara,Gakuen Alice, La Cordo D'oro, Fruit Basket, Mermaid Melod, Belach, Naruto, Vampire Knight, Special A, Hana to Akuma, Tsubasa Chronicle,Meru Peri,Kitchen Princess,Mammotte Lollipop,MOMO,Papillon-Hana to Chou,Moe Kare,Kaichou wa Maid-sama!,Dengeki Daisy,
If I told you I'd have to kill you.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.
Forget princess I want to be a vampire.
Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks.
Friends don't let friends talk to ugly guys.
Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
Girls can do anything boys can do. And we can do it in high heels.
Let me shop and no one will get hurt.
Well behaved girls rarely make history.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
Classy but Wild. Wild but Classy.
Brunettes make better psychos.
I scream. You scream. We all scream for PORK CHOPS!
When everything else fails...look cute.
Old enough to know better but too young to care.
When I grow old... I'll be the old lady with the cats.
I won't think about guys. I won't think about guys. I won't things about guys. WOAH there's a Hot guy.
Hmm... Vanilla, chocolate, ... ninja.
I will eat your soul like a not.
I stole a cookie from the cookie jar.
There is no cute without pain
I'm not short I'm just fun sized.
Yeah, I'm a dinosaur so rawr!! and stuff.
Cupcakes rule!! Muffins sucks!!
Rawr. Piss me off and i will possess you.
It's all fun & games, until someone gets a paper cut.
When nothing goes right... go left.
What's this thing called "Normal"? Is it contagious?! OMG! Don't touch me I might catch your "Normal"!
I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, smile, and when I get tired, I put the mirror down.
It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot go screw it up.
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So... why learn?
Say NO to DRUGS. Say YES to TACOS.
Moo! I'm a fish.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Why yes I do spontaneously break out in ninja moves.
10 Ways To Annoy People
10) Honk and wave to strangers
9) Mow your lawn with scissors
8) Sing along at the opera
7) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
6) Ask people what gender what they are
5) Wear your pants backwards
4) Speak only in a "Robot" voice
3) Begin all your sentence with "ooh la la!"
2) Holler random numbers while someone is counting
1) Name your dog "Dog"
So stick that in your juice box & suck it!
I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
Homework hurts trees!
"Latte" is Italian for "You paid too much money for that coffee."
Only In America( more or less)
can a pizza, get to your house faster than an ambulance.
do banks leave both doors open, and then chain the pens to the counters.
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.(This sounds like something my brother would get ;)
do we leave cars worth a fortune in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
I'm not as random as you think I salad.
Sometimes I pretend to be NORMAL. But it gets s boring so, I go back to being ME.
DO NOT interrupt me when i am talking to myself.
He is 90 of the reason I get up in the morning. The other 1 is the need to pee.
Life Is Like A Movie
If you're Sad-Drama
If you're Angry-Action
If you're Afraid-Suspense
When you look at the Mirror-Horror
Now you're Smiling- Now that's Comedy
I'm the type of person who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Life is like an artichoke. I don't know why, it just is.
Everything good in life is either: Illegal, Fattening, or Bad.
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I stopped fighting my inner demon. We're on the same side now.
Some people wonder if they left the stove on. I worry about the zombie uprising.
I used to be indecisive. Not, I'm not sure.
It'll be funnier than a penguin playing the banjo.
I know KungFu and 20 other dangerous words.
Me likey cake very much. You likey cake too?
Make cookies not war.
Love at first BLOOD.
Nobody is ugly after 2 AM.
This is funny...still funny...still fun...and now it's sad.
Rock is dead. Long live Paper& scissors!
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I may look safe, but as soon a I get you alone... I will eat you.
This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can sell their body parts for money.
In case of emergency run like Hell.
HELLO my name is: i know this one it's...ummm...
Somedays, even my lucky rocket ship undies doesn't help
I'm the type of person who can watch a bunch of horror films without getting scared, but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out.
We're all gonna die, but i have a helmet.
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in veil.
My pet rock died toady:(
Never go to bed angry. Sta awake and plot your revenge.
WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you superpowers.
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
Children left unattended to will be sold to the circus.
Come to the dark side side. I have cookies.
Voices tell me things. Evil things.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.
"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"
"Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome',"
"Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
"Good friends will help you with your crack addiction, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"
"Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body"
"Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell 'No She's Mine'"
"Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things alone"
"Good friends will buy you lunch, BEST FRIENDS will eat yours."
"Good friends will take you to buy a pregnancy test, BEST FRIENDS will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
Check this out...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )
People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
Do that again and I'll give you a paper cut in front of Jasper!
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
You know you're living in 2008 when-
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for your not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or my space.
4) You would rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on TV.
6) You would rather shop online than at the mall.
7) As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think of sending it to your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for this, and know you did.
The Past is history, the Future is mystery, this moment is a gift. That's why it's called Present so, enjoy it while you
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you have never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one is listening. Live like there's no tomorrow.
Today is the tomorrow, you worried about Yesterday.
Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.~Choco-hime
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.
PS: God/a god is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
I don't need a brain. I have Google.
"Why should we date?" "Because we're attracted to each other." "...I'm attracted to pie, but i don't feel the need to date pie."
Avoid reality at all costs.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
RED: You value freedom, impulse, emotion and fire. You love instant gratification and acting on your gut feeling. At your best, you are passionate and decisive. At your worst, you are shortsighted and destructive. Your symbol is a fireball. Your enemies are white and blue
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing