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Author has written 9 stories for Bleach.

If you're reading this I'm assuming you're here from either The Espada's Guide, or, less likely, Green and Blue. I'll admit it, all my WIPs are not going to be continued. I've been out of the Bleach fandom a long time, and the stories I started back then I really no longer have interest in. I've wandered into other fandoms, Alex Rider mainly, as well as recently getting back into Harry Potter, my long-time favourite. I don't know if I'll get back into writing fanfic any time soon, but I'm fairly certain I won't be writing Bleach; you probably won't see me around this site unless I'm reviewing something.

That being said, thank you to you, for reading my stories and reading this, and thank you to everyone who left a review, it means a lot to me.

Cheers,

Acey

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Bleach: Intermissions by Kracken l.w reviews
Just random snippets to help me get back into writing. Mostly humor rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2007
Jigsaw Pieces by Jess.91 reviews
Short one shots, not drabbles, of various eras, character and genres. - Because life's all jigsaw pieces, they just don't always fit -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 197 - Words: 241,369 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2007
Somnus by Honeyfish reviews
A malicious prank gone wrong lands Hanatarou in a coma and at the mercy of his zanpakuto's cruel spirit. Now with an ending, and it only took six years!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,027 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Isane K., Hanatarō Y., Ganju S., Hisagomaru - Complete
365 by Nerielle Tu reviews
He couldn't understand it. She couldn't understand it. The future, the past, the alternate worlds, they were always drawn to that solemn existence with one another. Nnoitra x Neliel 365 drabbles- AU, Present, Future, Past. All scenarios.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel
Darkness Becomes Her by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Longing. Need. Desire. The Dark God has never felt these until a chance encounter with a young Goddess of Spring. And thus started one of the most famous, loving, and enduring marriages the world has ever known. Hades x Persephone
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Hades, Persephone
11th Division: 100 Prompts by AngelUriel reviews
100 short stories. Focused mainly on 11th Division's Kenpachi, Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika. Set any time before, during and after arrancar arc, so some spoilers. Rated for language and violence. Range of genres. Some Crack. Chapter 70 now up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 112,616 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Eclectic Drabbling by Sad Little Smile reviews
My Artemis Fowl drabble series. AKA Dust Motes; updated name! Anything under the sun might be used in here, so consider yourself warned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/26/2008
a fish by pyrat-xo reviews
To stand back up every time life bowls you over; to be relentless and adaptive, unyielding in your conviction. Yachiru becomes a captain.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yachiru K. - Complete
An Espada Cinderella Story by grimmkitty reviews
An Espada-centric fairytale of castle politics and power struggles. And a happily ever after.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Indelible by Baron Nomaw reviews
Harry & Draco connect, post-hogwarts. During their first meeting they sit back to back – but with a few inches of space between them, as befits old enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Angels, Demons, Asians and Zombies by BananaNutCrunch reviews
An angel and a demon take an impromptu vacation that's long overdue. They haven't told anyone about it, so they're assumed dead. They'll wish they were, though, because what with this neglecting of duties, things on Earth will quickly be going to hell...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,977 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Why Charlie Weasley Calls Oliver Wood Green Olive by Someone aka Me reviews
Or, Weasley. Spelled W-O-O-D. Because Oliver might as well be a Weasley."Oliver is pretty much the only one that's ever been friends with every single Weasley boy, each by his own merit." No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Forgotten Childhood by Crimson Cupcake reviews
**Spoilers for Scorpia Rising** A series of oneshots centered around Alex Rider's carbon copy. Chapter four: Julius nodded, and remembered those words until the day he didn't heed them.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Julius G., Dr. H. Grief
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5058 - Favs: 11,618 - Follows: 1,337 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Opheliac by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Ozai may not be able to bend, but he's hardly powerless. Desperate to stop his father before civil war breaks out, Zuko is forced to turn to the only person who can possibly outsmart him: Azula. / Sokka/Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,445 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Azula, Sokka
Free by xxXAsterRoseXxx reviews
'The voices had always been there, telling her she would be great. Now they tell her that everything is not lost; that she will escape and be the great leader she was always born to be.' Chained and imprisoned, Azula waits for the day she will be free.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Azula - Complete
a letter from my dear old friend by pyrat-xo reviews
Bleach short stories. Chapter 7: Iba and his mom.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Iba T.
In Possession of Nought by SeungSeiRan reviews
Lonely, lonelier, loneliest; it takes two to waltz. Shuuhei x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Nanao I., Shuuhei H. - Complete
The Dragon and the Wolf by aka Arashi reviews
Years after the war, Azula is on the run, hunted by the Avatar and her brother, but her greatest threat lies behind an unassuming smile and a pair of intelligent blue eyes. Sokka/Azula
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sokka, Azula
Breaking Them In by Kachanski reviews
On a whim Kenpachi adopts a child, a little pink haired bundle of mischief. He easily overcomes the challenge of taming her and can't resist it when he is offered a new challenge, this time in the form of two troubled teens. AU.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,161 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - K. Zaraki
Where the Waters Join by Scribbling Shroud reviews
Her serene appearance does not tell all. A collection of oneshots featuring Unohana Retsu, gentle yet feared captain of the Fourth Division. Written for the 50scenes community on Livejournal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,094 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - R. Unohana
20 Questions by lamekirby reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
They Maybes of Yesteryear by Kamakaze Kheri reviews
The only thing constant in the world is change. But Summer has found the almost-constants that keep her connected to the earth along with gravity.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
The Adventures of Grimmjow and Ulquiorra by Reverberating Winds reviews
Boredom happens. That's why two unlikely Espada decide to partner up against the tedium of everyday life-- reluctantly, of course. Together, the nihilistic one and the party animal can keep the doldrums at bay. Crackfic! Not yaoi; no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Little Nothings by windlily reviews
Random drabblesque stories of varying genres, mostly humor, focused on Hitsugaya Toushirou which shall be sporadically updated at my own personal convenience.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/5/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
days and days and days by deadlybeautiful reviews
She’d been gone for days and days and days. Far too many to count now -even if he’d wanted to. Which Tarrant really hadn’t, because Time was a terribly awful thing to think about without Alice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
From Her Hands by Luc Court reviews
Post-movie, Hamish and the White Queen. Alice isn't the only person to become subject to the Underland's attention.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hamish A., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Investigating the Letter M by NovemberNite reviews
Alice has just completed another adventure, this one to China. She is on her way back to London contemplating dreams and the rest of her life when, as things usually happen for her, things abruptly and impossibly change.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Untouched by Luc Court reviews
Pre-movie, White Queen, based off Hathaway's interpretation. As a child, Mirana is determined to find her defining flaw.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
Hearts by Random-Battlecry reviews
Alice, having gained her crown, stays in Wonderland to become its Queen. Bad associations spoil even the purest of intentions. When her rule becomes a reign of tyranny, the Hatter is the only one left to stand up to her, reluctant as he might be.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice
So That He May Ascend by Enisy reviews
Orihime has sought him out in Soul Society, in the human realm, and in the Hell realm. There's one last. -- Ulquihime, won 1st place in the popular poll of the Bleachness 2010 Valentine's Contest, and 3rd place in the judged section --
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Voice mail by lamekirby reviews
Scenarios of what would happen if a Bleach character didn't pick up his or her cell phone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009
The Unknown by allirequest reviews
Between the betrayal and the beginning of the Winter War, the kids in the real world aren't the only ones healing, growing, and moving on. An interlude with Kira/Hinamori.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - M. Hinamori, I. Kira
Poison Pink by BananaNutCrunch reviews
One man's poison is another man's tea! Uhm. No it isn't, actually. At least, not when Szayel Aporro Grantz is involved. And what exactly happens when some of his most lethal poisons accidentally get mixed up with Aizen's morning tea? A work COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Szayelaporro G., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Overreaction by bandgeek9 reviews
Toshiro and Momo argue over the definition of a five-syllable word. HitsuHina if you want it that way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Espada's Life by TheRainbowNinja reviews
This is a series of drabbles about the Espada, the shinigami trators, and other arrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.
Exceptional Night by Alchemechanist reviews
An unexpected visit, interrupting his alone, cold Christmas Eve, stopping him from watching the snow fall and the world go by as it had without him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
The Espada Business Meeting by BananaNutCrunch reviews
Fic doesn't really have all that much to do with the title. Doesn't have much point, either. Or plot, to be honest. Good to read if you're bored, I suppose. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
More Than Thirteen Ways of Looking at an Espada by sagebrush-soap-opera reviews
17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,800 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.
Candy Hearses And Chocolate Chip Coffins by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
In the end, we all changed. We became things we never thought possible." Inoue has adapted to Hueco Mundo, a cold queen in a castle of white. When her 'saviors' come five years tardy, the innocence of their golden age is long gone. Goodbye halcyon days.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Espada Meeting by Hasu Kurenai reviews
They have a meeting room. So they must have a lot of meetings, right? What happens in these meetings? Well...the title is a give away. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Moonlight Shadow by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:COMPLETE:. “Wait!” Orihime called to him, stopping Ulquiorra before he could reach the window. “There...there is one thing I want to know. Why--" Her voice caught in her throat. "Why couldn't I save you?" .:UlquiHime:.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,188 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Eye Spy by BananaNutCrunch reviews
Szayel conducts a little experiment, gazing into the lives of his fellow Arrancar. Little does he know, he's about to find out a lot more than he wanted to. Mild yaoi content. Don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G. - Complete
The Lindworm by fondleaf reviews
She wishes he could be the Lindworm prince, so that she could peel away layer by layer of taut black skin, chip away ridge by ridge of his dragonesque helmet, until she found the white of the shinigamified Ulquiorra by morning.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Aslan's Law by Blizdal reviews
His kingdom was not his own.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
A SharpEdged Security Blanket by Hasty reviews
The love of a man for his hardware- it's a beautiful thing. Unfortunately it's giving Hitsugaya a headache.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Yumichika A., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Letters From the Gotei 13 by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
The Captains and Vice Captains pass notes at meetings. Mysteriously, all of their conversations are exactly 100 words long. Humorous letter-drabbles from the author of Bleach Soup.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
If You Give a Genius a Cookie by sampson17 reviews
How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Artemis F.
A Moment by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
He was actually proud of his young age. No one was surprised by his rude reactions to the idea of a relationship. He was too young, everyone knew. He would understand eventually, everyone said. Toushirou wasn’t an idiot. He knew. HitsugayaxLilinete
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Lilinette
Rebirth by polarbearoncrack reviews
Everyone in Las Noches knows that when Aizen needs something done, he sends Ulquiorra to do it for him. So when someone turns Grimmjow into a little girl, Ulquiorra faces a problem he's never encountered before: How to be an older brother.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Punctuation by archer hates you reviews
Shuuhei deserves a break.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Nanao I., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Chocolatecovered monstrosities by BananaNutCrunch reviews
There were no words in the English language that could accurately describe Nnoitora's expression at that poit. There WAS, however, an Internet option. Simply put, Nnoitora's face looked like this: - -
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fas est et ab hoste doceri by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Wendy has decided to change the story. The mermaid stabs the prince and saves herself, because maybe, just maybe, Happily Ever After is over rated.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Wendy D.
Is that a rat? by BananaNutCrunch reviews
No," Szayel sighed impatiently, "it is NOT a rat. This," he waved the ball of fluff,"is a hamster." Slightly pointless fic. Read if you're bored.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Scream by Reality Inhibited reviews
This was the perfect opportunity to... recruit an intruiging new test subject. Post-Szayel/Mayuri fight.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Mayuri K. - Complete
Too Easy by NinjaMoose reviews
Grimmjow's annoyance was the source of Ulquiorra's entertainment. It was too easy.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Giant and the Midget by Photophobic reviews
When a young Toshiro Hitsugaya must enter the gate into Seireitei, he meets a disbelieving Jidanbo. Who ever knew that the giant and the midget would get along? Thanks KnowledgeandImagination
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Jidanbo - Complete
Espada Tales by star-stickies reviews
Collection of fairy tales completely killed with a change of characters to Espadas. Pure CRACK. Chapter 8: Porcelain white and the seven shrimps/Snow white and the seven dwarves
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,428 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Act Your Age by Photophobic reviews
Ulquiorra has been acting very strange lately. Like a normal person his age. At first, no one really cares, but Grimmjow starts to get tired of having paper airplanes thrown at his head. If he doesn't figure out why soon, Grimmjow is going to scream.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Arrancar Force Five! by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the expedition to the human world takes a different approach, the gates of Hell are thrown open and maturity is the first casualty. Dumber than "The World's Worst Rescuers," sillier than "Stranded," I bring you a truly worthless piece of fiction.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Stranded by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the Kidou Cannon blew a hole in the dimensional wall, Hitsugaya and his merry band found themselves stranded in the mortal realm. This won't end well for Hitsugaya or his sanity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Yumichika A. - Complete
Till Sunbeams Find You by Enisy reviews
They were Hikoboshi and Orihime, but they also had a touch of Hades and Persephone. - Ulquihime, won 1st place in the BleachAsylum FC's Tanabata contest -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. An old captain talks to a new one. And offers sage advice. Sort of.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Shinji H. - Complete
A Hair Raising Tale by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
The Bi-Weekly Meeting of The Society of Those Afflicted with Unusually Colored Hair commences. Ichigo and Renji attempt to join. Humorous oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bleach Soup by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
True drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Multiple pairings and genres.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
The Number Two by Hanajima-san reviews
The Gotei 13's real thoughts on their own "number twos"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - G. Ichimaru, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Clap Your Hands by Libek reviews
They have been lieutenants for the same amount of time, but their experiences so far are very different. Kira/Hinamori, Gin/Kira if you squint.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori - Complete
One Last Declaration by Libek reviews
He might one day ask for her hand, but there's still one person Ichigo would like to introduce her to first. Ichigo/Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
A Time and a Place by Featherz reviews
Szayel is shortly to learn the consequences of running his mouth in Las Noches.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Ichigo K. - Complete
Hotpants by Featherz reviews
Yumichika has his priorities.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Cookie Jar by Featherz reviews
For what could be more important?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/13/2009 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Chess by DarkToLight reviews
He was a master when it came to playing games. -Drabble- -There is no genre! Ahahaha!-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
keepsake by pyrat-xo reviews
Ikkaku always said that he had lived far longer than any self-respecting 11th Divsion soul reaper would, and that if he died, he'd do it fighting. Which he did.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Apotheosis by DarkToLight reviews
It was all just a game. -AizenxRetsu- -Past, former and future Bleach timeline- -Hints of ShuRan, HitsuHina and GinIsane-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - R. Unohana, S. Aizen - Complete
Chilling Grey by diesector21 reviews
AU, post-TOD. "What do you do when there's nothing left in your life?" That question is handed to Foaly, and he can't quite deal with the answer. Songfic: The Little Things Give You Away - Linkin Park
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Foaly, Opal K. - Complete
Weapon of Mass Suffocation by Dior Crystal reviews
“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Ulquiorra - Complete
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Do Not Disturb by King Everett reviews
-HUMOR- After almost barging in on Ulquiorra because he didn't read the sign on the door, Grimmjow is dragged into Ulquiorra's room where he is certain he will die. But what he discovers about the Espada NO ONE wanted to know. EVER.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Worst Day of his Life by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
Today just isn’t his day. It isn’t as if any other day of the year is better, but this day is just the worst. It is his birthday. Not to mention it’s April Fool’s Day. For my lovable Yonbantai dork, whom I give this to belatedly with love. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Isane K.
Chill by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
Hiyori has always hated the cold. Shinji x Hiyori
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hiyori S., Shinji H. - Complete
Sleight of Hand by k123 reviews
Because Genies were bottled for a reason.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Genie - Complete
Hueco Mundo BOWL! by Silver and Opals reviews
A *better* version of Shinigami's cup starring our favorite Hueco Mundo residents. Very OOC, crazy and random. Ch. 17: Broccoli
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - S. Aizen, Zommari R.
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Why Espada Should Not Make Tea by HeraldHealer reviews
What happens in Heuco Mundo when Aizen has to send his Espada to the living world to obtain tea. Oneshot, please review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Hitsugaya's Gift by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
Ukitake has overloaded Hitsugaya with to much candy and poor little Shiro-chan has to get rid of it in a way that won't hurt his ego... Matsumoto has an idea!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Hichigo's Coffee by FlyStar reviews
What happens if Ichigo's hollow gets on a caffeine high? You did not see this coming. Oneshot, not a HichigoxIchigo fanfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
As Close as Hands and Feet by Scribbler reviews
One Shot. Big sisters are supposed to take care of their younger brothers.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
No, not there! by Siphor reviews
Content removed.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
It's Not Crashing by INMH reviews
... If it's your new Daughter-in-law that invites you. IshiHime, allusions to IchiRuki. It’s your son’s wedding, Ryuuken, and he married one hell of a girl. Suck it up, why don’t ya?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Shinigami's Cup by Everybody's Neesan reviews
Collection of short ridiculous scenes, similar to the real Shinigami's Cup. Good for a laugh!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Amusing by ShadowDragon-24 reviews
One boring day or night in Las Noches leads our favorite blue-haired Espada to do some aimless wandering. However, what will happen when his 'kitty' urges are enticed? For Grimmjow, humiliation and chaos. For Ulquiorra, amusement. ONESHOT! UlquiGrimm
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
For the Cleaning Power of Orange Oil by Bipolar Stepcousin Joe reviews
After his breakup with Byakuya, Renji goes on an ill-fated camping trip and learns to fear the power of oranges. Crackfic. anyoneXeveryone. Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Renji A.
Juvenile Hacking by kris932 reviews
Young students were never easy to deal with...their rich parents were even worse. How does a headmaster try and expel his best six year old student for hacking INTO a lesson plan to improve a test? Artemis Fowl II age six is a terrifying force.NOW EDITED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Golden Dominance by Amethyst Asheryn reviews
Revised. Dark short story. 'And it was the world, painted and sung and handed to him by the bow and his own violin.' The Bloors have never managed to win by force;they're much better with mind games. Even the things you love can turn against you.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Fidelio G. - Complete
AZ: Kenpachi and Yachiru by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
26 sentences about Kenpachi and Yachiru. Implied KenUno, Byachiru, and YumiSoi. Rated T for some suggestive themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Death By Flowers by Pixagi reviews
Ikkaku discovers Yumichika's dirty little secret.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Contradictory by ThePrincessTigerLily reviews
A three part story in which Freddy makes clever plans, Summer is in denial, and Zack is nearly blinded by clothing. Freddy/Summer
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
The Line between Love and Hate by ilovemybishies87 reviews
Updated 9.15.08 A series of mostly drabbles focusing on the complex relationship of Ulquiorra Schiffer and Inoue Orihime. Ratings vary from K to T.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Banter by bmw.remixed reviews
Yumichika has a conversation with his inner Drag Queen. Stupidity warning.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Yumichika A. - Complete
Cacophony by bmw.remixed reviews
Neliel muses on death and Nnoitra. NelNnoi.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Nightingale by nashi-hime reviews
Tesla is sick, so who will take care of him? Rated for mild language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Tesra L., Nnoitra G. - Complete
There is No Romance in Bleach by windlily reviews
The reason why Kubo Tite keeps romance out of canon is illustrated quite clearly when Hitsugaya Toushirou finds himself the object of some particularly awkward but disturbingly common love interests.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: Hitsugaya T by DiePi reviews
Congratulation on your purchase of a HITSUGAYA TOUSHIRO unit! This guide is to help you nurture the workaholic and temperamental prodigy unit to its full potential. Mentions of YAOI.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Prank by lonewolfzaraki reviews
Grimmjow's bored. Is it the end of the Arrancars?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Series of Inebriated Events by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
In which the old crowd of captains of the Gotei 13 celebrate a birthday, Urahara loses his pants, and all of them only narrowly avoid a fiery death at the hands of Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Rumors by endymion015 reviews
Summer wasn’t sure how many times people assumed that she was Freddy Jones’s girlfriend, but it happened often enough for her to take notice.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack by Antipathy reviews
Szayel slips something into Ulquiorra's drink at an Espada assembly. Crackfic, T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Tea by amai-amaya reviews
Grimmjow seems to have a major disagreement with his cup of tea during one of Aizen's meetings, but it's all forgotten when he finally gets to drink it - or is it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack: Invasion by Antipathy reviews
Ulquiorra, under the influence of whatever Szayel gave him, manages to escape from the Espada's grasp to bring doom upon Soul Society. Alternate ending from "When Plot Bunnies Attack." Crack!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ulquiorra
Diamond In The Rough by CrazyLoveChild reviews
After watching the Disney Movie, Aladdin, Nnoitra and Syazel get back at Ulquiorra and Grimmjow for being so annoying. Based and inspired on Teenager’s prompt; lamp. Rated for Language, Adult Humor, and possible Cross-Dressing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
The Present of Wool by QueenofBookworms reviews
Some idiot's given Aizen happy pills. And now Aizen's giving out presents. Grimmjow's has nothing to do with him and has everything to do with his zanpuktou form. Even if he won't admit it. GrimmUlqui. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Case of the Sniffles by Featherz reviews
Gin doesn't feel so good and it's left to Ran to look after him. GinxRan oneshot, pure fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Violet's Trylet by Qoheleth reviews
Why Violet Baudelaire is an inventor and not a poet.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
Splintering by Sirona reviews
A brief glimpse into the captains of the Gotei 13 during the Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
24 Hours to Live by MikiStatic reviews
Following a fatal injury, Yachiru has only 24 hours to live. Kenpachi decides to give give her the best last-day anyone could hope for, but he won't tell her she's dying, of course. What will he do when it comes to saying goodbye? T for some swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki
Something Old, Something New by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
It had been a mistake to succumb to that itching curiosity, even if both of them knew they probably wouldn't take it back if they could. 26 sentences for Kisuke x Soi Fon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - K. Urahara, Suì-Fēng - Complete
The Diary Of the Fabulous Gilderoy Lockhart by AhMa reviews
Dear Diary, This being my first ever entry, I shall make no hesitation to introduce myself to you, I am Gilderoy Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Gilderoy L.
Drawings by Teslyn reviews
Rukia's drawing skills have gotten worse. ...Or so Ichigo thinks.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Nightsmoke reviews
What goes on in the world of Bleach when off screen? A little series of stories, cute. I believe the term used for these is "one-shot." Yes, I know I spelled "Inoue" wrong, sorry I don't know how to change it yet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Collision Course by Impervious Marr reviews
Hichigo's point of view during Ichigo's slip into insanity as he goes from the hated Inner Hollow to the one keeping Ichigo from completely breaking apart. Oneshot, set in the 'These Melodies' universe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 384 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Bet by lonewolfzaraki reviews
What would happen if the captains of the 11th squad and the 6th squad switched places?..........
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2008 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Special Blend by incandescens reviews
Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
Iris by Empatheia reviews
-Byakuya x Hisana- The wheel of life goes round and round, round and round, round and round again. May god have mercy on his havoc-wrecked soul.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
bLaCK anD WHitE by Burnout Black reviews
There’s no gray in this world. There’s only black and white. It’s yes or no. Live or die. Be the predator or be the prey." Grimmjow remembers a better life before Aizen. Ulquiorra sees only one path to take. "Pick your poison." Two-shot. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Certain Kind of Warmth by PromisedSword reviews
Was it innocence, that she could not imagine a time when they would not be together...? Aizen/Momo, in the spirit of LJ's 1sentence community. Fifty looks through the eyes of a tragically misguided girl, and the Captain she adores.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2008 - M. Hinamori, S. Aizen - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nocturne by Empatheia reviews
Orihime, Ishida. How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back. Orihime comes home, only to find that she hasn't.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Espadas' Chinese New Year by freezysyahz reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer and Grimmjow Jaggerjack were finally ordered by Aizen Sosuke to eliminate Kurosaki Ichigo. But nothing went as planned - they have decided to carry out their mission on the eve of Chinese New Year during the Year of the Rat.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Concerto in G Minor by Burnout Black reviews
Her love is like a curse. It consumes and kills and burns her world down. One-shot. IxR, KxR, RxR, BxR, IxO.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
Uryū's Ailment by virtualailee reviews
To prove himself to one man, he strived to be the best in everything. Too much indeed that he wreaked his self. But a parent's love is eternal, isn't it? Like every other father, Ryūken was perturbed when news of Uryū's deteriorating health came to light.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,846 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
The Saddest Maraca by Re-Ane reviews
Marauderfic oneshot. James tries to look as pathetic as possible, Sirius steals Snape's chess set, Remus is flattened by both Sirius and James and may well never walk again, and Peter is ineffectual. LilyJames, RemusFloor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Bicker and Banter by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
The Espada have a hard time getting along with one another as they wait for Aizen to arrive at the meeting.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
A Progression of Souls by Annwyd reviews
Several brief ficlets based on the Bleach world and characters, covering many different moods and ideas. Contains various pairings, indicated at the start of every chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006
Abracadabra by whatapotter reviews
When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Promises by Makayla reviews
Toshiro makes a promise to Momo as he leaves to fight Aizen. Sweet, slightly angsty HitsuHina story for you!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Through Endless Sands by GeoFount reviews
[OrihimeUlquiorra] Orihime talks to the dead. [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Initiation by Nadat reviews
It's SoiFon's first Shinigami Women's Association meeting, and Matsumoto wants some fun. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Suì-Fēng, Nanao I. - Complete
Built to Spill by Artec reviews
Orihime should stop ruining her dress. [UlquiHime] Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Disgusting by brandeee reviews
Momo really just wants to be weak. Character death, as well as a few other warnings inside
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
When Root Canals Go Wrong by Reverberating Winds reviews
Crack. Cakes and candy can add up to a nasty surprise in your teeth over time. Which of the Espada is the lucky one to have a root canal? Too bad Las Noches has no anesthesia!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
11th vs 4th by Aislin30a reviews
Relations between the 11th and the 4th divisions had a history which many members, especially of the 11th, weren’t aware of.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Ascent Into Madness by a certain slant of light reviews
Thirteen drabbles illustrating Orihime's ascent into the Arrancar ranks, into madness, and into her ambiguous relationship with Ulquiorra. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 13drabbles. [UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Past by Ulquiorra reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow's past as humans... How they became a Hollow, then an Arrancar, and the pain Ulquiorra felt. [Not a very good summary, I'm sorry]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Child is a Clamp by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one thing parents can always agree on is love of a child. Or something like that.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
In Praise of Surfaces by Aislin30a reviews
Some of the things Yachiru likes. I may add to it if I think of more. edited, as I now have a Beta
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
San nin by Aislin30a reviews
The 3 people in Soul Society members of 11th division aren't ashamed to back down from. First fanfic, please be kind. :D
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2007 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Dry Heat by altersuperego reviews
When Histugaya is rescued from imprisonment in Hueco Mundo, Zaraki takes it upons himself to cure him. HinaAizen, implied RanRen, ZarakixUnohana. But actually,very little romance. Lots and lots and lots of violence. Oh, and language. Please take care.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,564 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Insanity by Ulquiorra reviews
Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yumichika A., Ulquiorra - Complete
Whisper by Kellen reviews
When Ichimaru Gin mounts a quiet, swift strike against Seireitei, Hitsugaya finds himself the victim of a deadly game.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Hate by Ulquiorra reviews
Orihime hates Grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Life of a Flobberworm by Featherz reviews
It's not much fun, being a Flobberworm. I don't even like lettuce.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Broken Fence by a certain slant of light reviews
Ulquiorra is given an unexpected order. “As long as she has trust, she has hope.” [UlquiHime][drabble]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Acts of Comfort by RadiantBeam reviews
Kenpachi Zaraki isn’t good with words. Thankfully, Soi Fong doesn’t need a poet. [Mild Kenpachi x Soi Fong][Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - K. Zaraki, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
The Recovery of Salt by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for the Soul Society arc. A Rangiku and Gin fic. Trust is a delicate thing, and the breaking of it rarely comes clean.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2007 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Fools Rush In by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Ryuuken and Urahara debate semantics, and all the while, Ryuuken dodges the most important question.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Useless by Alaena Night reviews
[IshiHime] Ishida finds Orihime crying, and a crazy conversation about knights and princesses turns into something more. A chance encounter, a weak moment, and a snatch of conversation... Sometimes, it's the little things that mean the most. [Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
YumiSoi 20 souls by auxiliary reviews
20 facts about Soi Fong and Ayasegawa Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Suì-Fēng, Yumichika A. - Complete
Ball and Chain by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi sort of team up to give Yachiru the best birthday ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Math by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Mizuho is a much better mathbuddy than Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Succession by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hitsugaya marvels at what Tousen, Aizen, and Gin’s defections left them with.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Letters to Santa by darkforest214 reviews
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs write their yearly letters to Santa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
20 Facts About Ayasegawa Yumichika by Shini-Kender reviews
Oooooooold fic. Written early arrancar arc, spoilers for both arrancar and Soul Society arcs. Yumichika fic written for 20 Souls.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Yumichika A., Chizuru H. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
And They Lived by Phoebonica reviews
Happily ever after wouldn't last very long... The Baudelaires tell bedtime stories. Has spoilers for The End.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Why Hueco Mundo Karaoke Night Never Lasts Long by Shini-Kender reviews
Arrancar mini crack fic. Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Wonderwyce, and Yammy on karaoke night.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
I Can See You by Alaena Night reviews
Ishida Uryuu awoke with tears in his eyes. They say it's the things humans can't see that they fear. They're wrong. [Oneshot] Ishida, Ryuuken, capes, hollows, nightmares and angst. It's possible to give comfort when you're not aware of giving it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
An Attraction to Blood by Shini-Kender reviews
Surprise connections are made. YumiSoi
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Suì-Fēng, Yumichika A. - Complete
One Day My Prints Will Come! by snappleapple518 reviews
A flashback about Violet's 13th birthday. Based loosely on a comment made in the Ersatz Elevator. R&R Please!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Violet B. - Complete
Every Breath by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
HitsuHina I bet, she murmured, that you didn't see that coming.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/20/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Behind The Eyes by Phoebonica reviews
...and he simply had an odd habit of disappearing for hours on end sometimes. A quirk, an idiosyncrasy.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Lemony S. - Complete
Starbucks by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
Yumi, you can't kill the barista. Even if you do want coffee in the afterlife. And the barista for that matter. 11th division visits the coffeeshop. Blood is spilled. Yumichika sparkles.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Echoes of the White Narcissus by Dim Aldebaran reviews
There is nothing as beautiful as the narcissus... [Opalcentric, dark, nominated for Best Short & Best Angst in the Orion Awards]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Opal K. - Complete
On top of a frozen waterfall by Jamie-McFly reviews
A short tidbit of Violet and Quigley on the slope. oneshot
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Question of Loyalty by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
Ikkaku wonders why Nemu is loyal to Mayuri. [Ikkaku x Nemu]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Bonding 11th Style by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
Why have Yumichika and Yachiru been spending their evenings together?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Yumichika A., Yachiru K. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Tranquil Diversion by Random-Battlecry reviews
Alice returns briefly to Wonderland, armed only with adult sensibilities. Its been a long time. Very little has changed. Oneshot, with the Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 411 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
When Fangirls Attack by Woe is Me reviews
There had always been an unexplained forcefield, dividing the magical and Muggle worlds. But when the forcefield dies down...the fangirls attack!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2004
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by Darko28 reviews
Now adays, we understand that it's hard to find an original plot. One that has not become cliched or overdone. We strive to help all authors attain writing perfection and minimize the amount of OOC. We are here to help you. Chap1: Love in the HP world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Harry P.
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Chase reviews
The Gotei 13 has fallen. Alone, in the middle of the vast desert, Kira is running for his life. The clock is ticking, time is running out...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Espada's Guide to Life, Hueco Mundo and Everything reviews
Even the Espada need entertainment. That's why Ulquiorra started this 'wisdom-book' to pass the time. Featuring entries from all in Las Noches. ABANDONED.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ulquiorra
Days in The Nights reviews
A series of 30 prompt-based drabbles, set in Hueco Mundo. From Cirucci, to Ulquiorra, to the kidnapped princess, each day sheds light on a fragment of their world. Genres vary. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Fan Mail reviews
It's just a letter - how much trauma could it cause? The answer: more than you'd think - and the Espada are about to find this out the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Green and Blue: Shades of Aqua reviews
A collection of oneshots featuring Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and now Szayel and Nnoitra. Possibly others too. Humor, no pairings. .:Chapter 7 - Grimmjow starts a rock band! For real:. ABANDONED.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Dead Man Standing reviews
She watched as the manic light dimmed from his eyes. Spoilers for season 10 up to episode 200, or chapter 306. No pairings, just a bit depressing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Nemu K., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Tales of a Crystalline Hexagram reviews
A series of prompt-based one-shots featuring the inhabitants of Orihime's hair pins: the Shun Shun Rikka. Eventual goal is 100. ABANDONED.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Shun'ou, Tsubaki
Oh, the terror reviews
Why is Grimmjow drifting around in a state of partial catatonia? Read and find out. Mini-mini-fic, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Blobs and Smudges reviews
“Yellow suits you, Tsubaki!” Remind Tsubaki never to paint again-especially not with Shun’ō.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Tsubaki, Shun'ou - Complete