Wincing The Night Away
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Joined 03-23-09, id: 1876017, Profile Updated: 03-05-12
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Corpse Bride.

So...Fanfiction no more for me...I've decided to quit writing and reading for this site...honestly...I just don't care anymore...soo...bye bye everybody :) (and I dont really like twilight anymore either...its kinda stupid (don't kill me, its kinda true))

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Vampire Imprint by Michelle-B18 reviews
When Rose reveals a secrete she has been keeping to herself, Bella decides to visit our follow royal vampires. Now years later, Carlisle gets a call from non other than Aro Volturi himself!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,830 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Alec
Let Love Lead The Way by KD Skywalker reviews
Bella ran away from Forks because she was pregnant with Edward's child and didn't want to tell him to ruin his "perfect life" - only to return to face the truth in the light of a personal tragedy. How would Edward react? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,653 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Mercury by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Eclipse. The Batons move to Forks. They're not like others, with strange shifting eyes, and a secret no one knows. Not real werewolves, surely? How will them moving there affect the story? Emotions run high, plenty of scandal. Not a bad story. All canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,263 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen by Totally-Yatal reviews
It's a crossover and rocks! WOOO!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 9/6/2008
The New Girl by x Wacky Fairyx reviews
What happens when a new vampire turns up unexpectedly at the Cullen household. How will this newbie change things. Laughs and tears will be included. Set after breaking dawn. Normal pairing. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,483 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Sunset: A Sam and Bella Love Story by augustblack reviews
Bella is returning home after a few years living with her mother in Arizona. Charlie has married Sue and lives in LaPush with her and her 2 kids. Little does she know what destiny has in store for her........ADOPTED FROM CHARCHAR93.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,781 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Sam
Everyone, say your prayers for Mike Newton by nattycullen reviews
Edward's gym class is playing Bella's class and Mike Newton flings the ball at Bella and hits her face, resolving into a very angry Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bear and the Lamb by Cornsilk reviews
What exactly is the pursuit of happiness? My pursuit of happiness, was one word and one word only, Edward. Or so I thought... A Emmett and Bella story. WARNING: REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS, STRONG LANGUAGE, AND SEXUAL CONTENT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,751 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Underlying Hurt by LovingJasperHale reviews
Bella is dealing with the Recent death of her father.When what really revealed, Bella could have it too.Does Bella have the same illness or is it something else that is toying with her? Will Edward be Able to save her?Will the Doctors be able to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oh! New arrivals, Eh? by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Jessica POV! Cullens first day, 'cept a little different... I like to think this story is funny.. but then again i am twisted. Jess has a dirty mind! Oh P.S Edward and OC ARE NOT romantic! Tell me what you think, seriously! Review! yaa yaa yaahh COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Edward, Jessica - Complete
Fall backIn love with ME by WishUponAfallenstar reviews
Jasper was always alone in his early vampire life. Drinking human blood and never thought there was more out there then the war his in, but then she came. Jasper finds himself fighting another war, with his own emotions.Not a&j. Beta:Oh Inverted World x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Jasper
Collac by K's 'n' S's reviews
AH/AV: This is a serie of one shots were Bella and Edward are going to say 'I love you' alot. There will be romance, drama, humor, poetry, awesome randomness and strange places to say I love you on. We hope you'll enjoy it! R&R! ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Photographic beauty by nattycullen reviews
Edward decides to show Bella his photo album of him and his biological parents as-well as pictures showing how the Cullen's have grown throughout the era's, then of course Edward has to see pictures from Bella's photo album...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy! You killed Bambi! by nattycullen reviews
Sequel to "NO! Not Winnie the pooh!" Emmett gets his revenge... A/N: yes, i did create the first story but now i have a diff pen name & there is another sequel inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella, Jasper and Emmett, In the House! by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Edward is away for the weekend and leaves Bella in the protection of his brothers. The issue of privacy is out, with an empath and an Emmett. Just weird randomness... Jasper cant cook, Emmett is weird, and Bella is going mad. Oh and rape is bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Edward can you smell my pee? by nattycullen reviews
Bella has a few questions for Edward...random one-shot thats very stupid but a 'tad' funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blackbird by DandylionWishes reviews
A new student at Forks high isn’t exactly human. Follows Raven, a secretive mysterious character. What is she exactly and how does she know what the Cullens are? AU slightly OOC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,226 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Angel by nattycullen reviews
Edward's thoughts when he watches Bella sleep, very cute, not like my other work. Set during eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bikini Bottom kohage by EnPixieKnapp reviews
What will happen when Edward meets Spongebob? read and find out ! :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward
Going Native by shoret reviews
This is a short look at my thoughts on what lead Burns to go native. Told from Burns point of view. Complete!
Host - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Bella's Off Day by anythingzombie reviews
You know the saying "everybody poops"? Well, that goes for everyone, even fictional characters. Edward isn't use to the human body, how will he react when Bella gets gross? Oneshot; R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I think we should date by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
All- human. A one-shoot with Bella saying no when Edward askes her out on her first day in Forks. BXE Fluff ; Just for fun, and will never be a full story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Can Hate Me, After You Pay Me by sambeam reviews
Bella Swan is a high school prostitute from Arizona, the new dangerous girl in town. Edward is bored with normal life and is obsessed with finding pure beauty in anything. All Human, OOC. Normal pairings. Lemons. Angtsy deliciousness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,423 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
Difficult Beginnings by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Bella returns to school as a vampire? What will the Cullens do about Jacob's imprint on Renesmee? Will Jacob stay, or come with the Cullens? Read to find out....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice SOS by caww reviews
Bella puts an add in all the major papers to Alice. She's been changed and she needs the Cullen's help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,800 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
NO! Not winnie the pooh! by nattycullen reviews
Rosalie and Emmett decide to take Renesmee hunting but when Emmett chooses his pray...Renesmee isn't that happy...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Purr by vampirechick123 reviews
so the big question...can Edward purr. not lemony! One shot! Fluffy Fluff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
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Till Death Unites You reviews
Edward Masen is to marry the beautiful Isabella Swan, but then every thing goes wrong...he can't remember his vows and death interferes the wedding plans. A Bella and Edward love story inspired by the Corpse Bride..check it out! Same period of time as CB
Crossover - Corpse Bride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Edward
Confusion With a Hint of Lemon reviews
No more soap…panic! Edward has to go to the grocery store…and there he finds a woman dressed in a lemon costume, depressed teenagers and jealousy of soap... Not lemony...but fluffy : bad summary..R&R! Random :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Are you thirsty Bella? reviews
Emmet and Jasper are babysitting Bella, while Edward is out hunting. Things happen…and Edward gets mad...and who is the mysterious kidnapper? And why is there a mysterious kidnapper?...OOoo...Read and find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Bromance reviews
Just another normal afternoon...how bad can it get? Emmett want's to prove that vampires can get affected by alcohol and sugar...set before Bella...read and review...very random and strange story :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Zombies and Ice Cream reviews
Very random..Bella and Emmet have a bet, which involves if dead people zombies like ice cream. And Emmett wants to prove his statement... OOOOooo..and they eventually evolveve a maternal need to treat them like their own children. R&R again..very random..
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Emmett, Bella
My Unicorn reviews
What happens when you combine Emmett, Alice, Bella, tattoos and an overprotective cranky Edward? R&R Another one of my random stories ;P Bad summary sorry...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Pain Killers reviews
So, Bella has injured her self once again, and she has gotten an overdose of pain killers, so she's high. And confessess strange things to Carlisle. R&R People! rated t to be safe! ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
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