GloriousNymph
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Joined 03-23-09, id: 1876059, Profile Updated: 10-05-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Twilight, and Glee.

interview with the vampire was oozing so much heterosexuality my eyes hurt, I have never in my life seen a movie that straight.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world and religion.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm FILIPINO, so I MUST eat dogs and duck fetuses.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I speak in a DIFFERENT language so I must be dissing people.
I'm a FILIPINA, so I ONLY date white rich guys.
I'm not at the same level as everyone else on everything so there must be something wrong with me.

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Paint my Skin with your Lips by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco's parents die and he has to live with Sirius. He doesn't mind,but the fact that there's a certain redheaded family running around there most of the time, makes it a bit harder on him. Definitely when Ron's hair demands his attention the entire time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 178,900 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Anderson Pleasures by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Anderson's Loft is the best gay club in L.A. and the best part? The Anderson Pleasures, a group of men guaranteed to make your wildest fantasies come true. Follow Chastity Kurt Hummel through his new job, new life and friends, and possible new love. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,460 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Unjust Fear by Laurenke1 reviews
Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,343 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ways of the Heart by Laurenke1 reviews
Aragorn has loved Legolas from the moment the man has laid eyes on the elf but Legolas cannot accept his feelings. Can their love ever be? Slash story. Au warning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,119 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Victims Don't Tell by Necrofeeliak reviews
"Victims of traumatic and sexual abuse are silent. They choose to keep their self hatred to themselves. I hate him as much as he hates me, we're both sick. We're Romeo and Juliet. A perfect fucking love story. The only true kind left." Rated MA. Kink. BP!Kurt/Intersex!Kurt Non-Con Dub-Con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,092 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Crossing the Line by ClassicalConundrum reviews
TWO Head Boys?...Harry and Draco thought Dumbledore was screwed up already but now they have to share a bed as well? Our two favourite boys are in a pickle, fate will prevail! Smexiness included, DM/HP YAY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,739 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love, Sociopath Style by Fantome reviews
Sherlock likes to experiment on John in his sleep. John has a few experiments of his own. (Do not try this at home. Just don't.) A cracked romance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
What I Really Want by thislittlespark reviews
When Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton Academy, he finds himself targeted by the resident spoilt rich kid, Blaine Anderson. Blaine will do anything to get into Kurt's pants. And Kurt is definitely, not interested.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Possession by tailor31415 reviews
A brother is like another half of your soul. To Thor, that meant Loki was to be his everything, and he was to be everything to Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
To Die Is To Yield by rhythm junkie reviews
Batiatus wishes Agron fulfil the request of a neighbour. Agron wishes payment in kind. Slash. AU with possible OOC.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Agron, Nasir - Complete
You Can't Escape Destiny by TeagueTesseko reviews
Modern!AU, In sixth form Merlin realises that Arthur is nothing but an arrogant bully, and when he meets him again in London, nothing seems to have changed. But will Arthur give him a reason to believe otherwise?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To The Lonely Sea And The Sky by rhythm junkie reviews
Merlin lives in St Ishmael's and has secret magic. Arthur lives in the sea and has not-so-secret tentacles. MordernAU Warnings for: perceived dub/con, slashy slashiness and tentacles - lots of them.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Interrogate Me by beckybrit reviews
Harry questions Draco using some rather unconventional methods.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Are Free Men by agggron reviews
Agron regales Nasir with stories of his days in the arena, and they talk of what it would have been like, had Nasir been in the stands, audience to the gladiator's fights. The very idea of watching from afar drives Nasir into Agron's nearby embrace.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Agron, Nasir - Complete
Mercy by agggron reviews
While the rest of the rebellion sleeps, Agron and Nasir satiate their desire for one another.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Agron, Nasir - Complete
Made for Each Other by khal-blaine reviews
"He would claim Kurt Hummel as his own, and tonight he would reinforce his Dominance and seal their futures together by taking the boy's virginity." - Klaine AU. Originally written as a fill for the GKM. - * Sequel: "Our Place in the World" *
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,529 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Want by WinterStorrm reviews
Albus is persistent and Draco is going to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Want by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
Carlisle wants what he cannot have, and he will stop at nothing to get it. Edward/Carlisle slash. AU. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
First Times by HugAZombie reviews
UNBETA'D. AU! A series of different 'Firsts' between our two favourite guys.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,513 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Left Outside Alone by rose elliott reviews
Kurt is willing to do anything it takes to prove to his father that he can be a part of their new-look family. Spoilers up to Laryngitis. Glee is not mine - it kills me. WIP
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,284 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Giving, Accepting by Geale reviews
Take one insatiable werewolf and pair him with an arrogant blonde with a softening heart. Add two very different gift ideas and the traces of a few memories of a darker past. Stir carefully, and you have Christmas. Bill/Draco explicit SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Bill W., Draco M. - Complete
The Man You Make of Me by theladyingrey42 reviews
"He was all long limbs and soft lips, hair the color of walnut set to flame. Even polluted with disease, his blood smelled sweet. Like he was meant for me. Made for me. And so I took him." ExC, vampslash. For the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Filthy Secret by lies-d reviews
Thor gets falling-down drunk and pulls his brother into bed - an encounter which, if discovered, could ruin both of their lives.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Your deepest desire by floating fog reviews
Arthur get's enchanted to want his heart's deepest desire, no matter what the consequences might be. Warning:contains violence, a bit of dub-con and malexmale with a happy ending of course :
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Porcelain Rose by Illusion's Dagger reviews
With boys that would fit anyone's desires, The Blooming Rose one of the best gay brothels in New York. But when Dave Karofsky's order becomes too precise, he is met with a face from his past. Kurtofsky. 3 Parts. Rated M for smutty goodness.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Frog Prince, A Drarry Fairytale by Onaxe reviews
Story based on the Grimm Fairytale, 'The Frog Prince'. Harry/Draco. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where You Stand by inane-rational reviews
Arthur alone on a hunt finds a beautiful boy who begs him not to shoot the unicorn. Arthur beds him as payment for mercy, and leaves. Later the pregnant boy is sent to Camelot to find who the father is.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,068 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/24/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] Gwen/Guinevere, Gaius - Complete
Shadows of Tomorrow by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
"Even with the ski mask on, Kurt could tell it was Karofsky standing in the dim light of the window." Kurtofsky non/con-dub/con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Dancing About Architecture by iateyourheart reviews
"There will always be a guy, Kurt, because you'll always choose wrong. Start looking in front of your nose." The only constant in Kurt Hummel's love life is Dave Karofsky, and Kurt's pretty sure he will die surrounded by cats and old issues of Vogue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Joker of Hearts by LynstHolin reviews
GEORGE WEASLEY/DRACO MALFOY When Scorpius insists on a visit to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, widower Draco finds more than a Pygmy Puff. Fourth and final chapter added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by Gothicthundra reviews
Kurt likes this being pursued thing... so why not turn into a game.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Eager Kisses by MissiYoung reviews
'What If...' What If Karofsky kissed Kurt in Season One? One Shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Things One Does For a Solo by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A smut-tacular Warbler crack!fic foursome. We all know that Blaine got all the solos, but here the filthy reason why the Warbler Council loved him so much.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Karofsky by KidaChan reviews
David gets an anonymous birthday card with map directions on his birthday. He follows them to discover an interesting birthday surprise all tied up and waiting for him...kink, toys, "non-con". ONESHOT. Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Wicked Game by WinterStorrm reviews
Arthur's the King of Camelot…nightclub. He can pick and choose who he wants, and he does – often – no promises and absolutely no repeats. The night he chooses Merlin might just be his undoing.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,584 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Straight Laced by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Blaine is a jerk in a suit who works behind a desk and needs a new secretary. It's a good thing Kurt is perfect for the job. Basically just an excuse for lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
At Least I Know I'm A Sinner by carryonmy-waywardson reviews
Priest!Winchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bright Blue Briefs by sarahhwithanh reviews
Kurt wants to study, and Jesse wants to get laid. Fortunately, Jesse always gets his way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H. - Complete
Yearning by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
In which Blaine stumbles around his own head for a while, before deciding that he does want to have sex with Kurt. Fluff, fluff, more fluff and then some porn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
it was wrong to do that said the angel by ellemedit reviews
Prompt: The English teacher at Dalton is kinda creepy. All the guys agree that there's just something not right about Mr. Hopper.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Happy Tears by AznFlyingKitty reviews
A blindfold prompt fill. Dean likes roleplaying with their junk. Sam is not amused. Wincest, warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unto Death by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki finds out where his former captor, the so-called "Abaddon", came from and uncovers something even more sinister in the process. Thor is close at hand to make sure Loki doesn't go too far. Sequel to Abaddon.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Stories of Becoming Us by Selim reviews
A series of coinciding drabbles outlining the growing relationship between Hyde and Eric starting their junior year of HS and ending in the mid-80s. COMPLETE!
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Steven H., Eric F. - Complete
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Of Twisted Games and Things Left Unsaid by DrayMiaOnly reviews
The sound of someone's voice approaching had both men scrambling off the ground, both realizing with a startle that they were outside, right in the middle of a street and on broad day-light. It was official; they were insane. *Sam/Dean* WINCEST
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Unusual Seduction by Niamh the Vargie reviews
The locker room is just the beginning "If Kurt had a minute to process this, he probably would have been kind of terrified of being shoved around in a stairwell.But before that thought had time to form,Dave leaned in and started to kiss along Kurt's jaw"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Price to Pay by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Charles over-indulges himself in his research and forgets to meet Erik. Erik fully intends on pursuing his plans, even if it means having Charles in the study. *SLASH* *LEMON*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Twenty Days and a Full Moon by Geale reviews
There are bad things about new co-workers, and then there are good things. And Bill is *so* not a werewolf. Srsly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bill W., Draco M. - Complete
The Air Conditioner REVISED by SeenaC reviews
REVISED! A London heat-wave causes a change in the sleeping arrangements at 221b. Part of my continuing narrative. "M" for adult subjects. Revised to accommodate events in "Adventure of the Country Birthday."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Whatever You Want From Me by berrywarbler reviews
They had a deal. Step-Brothers-With-Benefits. Who would have suspected it would be Finn that would fall for Kurt? Klaine/Finchel; lot's of angst; written for a prompt by giaface; M for sexual situations
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Incomplete and Discontinued by poxmaker reviews
Collection of tiny drabble-things that will most likely never be fulfilled in their desire to be full-length fics. Poor drabbles.. Most will likely contain Wilkercest of the Reese/Malcolm variety, in one form or another. Rated M for future safety.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
One Too Many by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Rachel has another party in her basement before Nationals, and everyone wonders what kind of drunk Kurt is. Answer: kind of slutty. And hilarious. Rated M for a good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stop, Drop and Roll by Blackcurrant Bonbons reviews
Sherlock notices how good John looks in a suit, and he makes it his mission to destroy all of John's jumpers. But how will he get John to take off his suit without him suspecting? With a little help from a cigarette lighter, anything's possible.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Possesive by Devil.and.Porcelein reviews
John did not belong to Sarah. John most definitively belonged to Sherlock. And Sherlock was going to prove it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Taking Inventory by lonniek reviews
Blaine has a tendency to mark what's his. It's not exactly that Kurt minds, though: he loves it when Blaine gets handsy. On a Sunday afternoon, Kurt wakes up and decides to take inventory. Klaine, M for a reason
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brew a Bottle of Love by Limitbreaker reviews
To remain free of Azkaban Draco is forced to work at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for one year. Doesn't sound too bad at first, but Draco soon realises how hard twelve months in the whirlwind of George Weasley's contrasting emotions truly are… Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh, What A Way To Get Caught by LittlePinkHouses reviews
Five times Kurt and Dave got caught making out and one time they got caught doing so much more. Kurt/Dave, slash, established relationship after chapter one
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,538 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
What Do You Suppose Would Happen? by debraelq reviews
Finn's curious and decides he wants to experiment. Kurt/Finn Spoilers for Home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Brother Dear by Inn0centsmile reviews
Edmund's at it again and Peter starts chasing him all over the castle; ending up lost. they discover more about their love for each other in the attempt to rescue themselves from the labyrinth like hall of Cair Paravel. slash M/M Pedmund established.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Touch by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock learns something about John. Set between "Snug" and "Things To Do On A Sunday". John/Sherlock established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Courting of Draco Malfoy by ricetard reviews
In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Claiming of Rachel by irrationallyrational reviews
Highly sexual, do Not read if sensitive to forced sex pretty much rape , Quinn does what she feels needs to be done
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Obsessed by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
"Honestly, Harry, you're obsessed with him! If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were in love with him!" Harry's obsession with Draco Malfoy has gone too far. He realizes that he needs Malfoy, and he needs him now. How does he react? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Put a Bandaid on it by Midesko reviews
When young Dave Karofsky notices Kurt putting bandaids on Puck and Finn after they've fallen off their bikes, he decides that might be a good way to get the boys attention as well. AU Glee boys as kids. Pre Kurtofsky and Puck/Finn if you squint?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
You Will Get Pregnant and Die by adi-rotynd reviews
In which Finn tries very, very hard to be a good brother. By giving Kurt the Talk. For a prompt. This story predates "Sexy" by quite a bit, so… excuse the parallels?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't resist Don't scream by Kelly Jacobs reviews
Jacobs used steel chains and some ether to take what he wants out of Edward's body and soul. Edward is reduced to a play thing at the mercy of the wolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Stutter by Sinistra-sama reviews
Companion piece to Hands All Over; Harry meets with Draco to discuss the details of the record deal for Harry and Ron's band and leaves with a lot more than a contract. AU/AR, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Master and Servant by WhiteGloves reviews
Heading towards Bree,Strider witnessed a slave trade in which he saved a beautiful Elf from his doomed fate.The Elf swore him his allegiance in turn.Now Strider needs to decide, will he take the offer or neglect it? Will he deny his feelings? SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,036 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Little Star by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU in which Kurt is a porn star. Kurt/Basically Everyone, and Rated M for obvious reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Three Little Words by Emmy79ken reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin share a tender moment at the end of a tiring evening. Warning: SLASH
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
FullMoon Madness by Punk-Out reviews
It was their monthly, full moon routine, had been for a long time, but this was the first time that Burt Hummel had heard of it. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Pamphlets by MorphMagic reviews
Kurt was uncomfortable so he decided to make Karofsky uncomfortable too. Oh how that plan backfired
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Grabbed! II Kurt's Lost Weekend by Waytooold4this reviews
More Kurtofsky! Dave gets what he wants from Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
For Lack Of A Better Person by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Santana and Dave find solace in one another. They help each other with their struggles, and ultimately, to achieve happiness. .:. Brittana and Kurtofsky, somewhat. Angsty. Fourshot, all drabbles. Rated T for some swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Santana L., D. Karofsky - Complete
Who Needs Therapy When You Have Beer by TipsyArmadillo reviews
This might be a good time to mention Blaine gives terrible advice and his plans rarely ever work.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Hummelcest Fic by ninjacolfer reviews
Hummelcest smut. That means Kurt/Burt. Don't like, don't read.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
You'll Regret It In The Morning by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt drunkenly called Dave after Blaine and Rachel kiss at the party. That's the only way I can think of summarizing this and it doesn't sound that interesting. But it is!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Making A Choice by littleshyangel reviews
AU. A cloaked man appears in Camelot and rescues those who have been sentenced to death by the King, his hatred for the Pendragon family obvious. However what happens when it's Uther's Son, Arthur, that's in need of help? Will he be saved?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,336 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Mouth by Wolcott reviews
At the Lonely Hearts Club dinner, some Warblers watch Sam eat.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sam E. - Complete
Veela challenge by diagonfloo reviews
Drarry Veela fic. Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy is a Veela who hasn't found his mate yet. He should have had a vision by now of his future mate, but he hasn't. Or has he? Rated M for later chapters. Warnings for SLASH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,988 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fever by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Merlin becomes Uther's servant for a day. One-shot. Warning: Definitely rated M, it's a Lemon, and it's kind of smutty. Uther/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Please Just Rescue Me by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's the anniversary of Kurt's mother's death. No one can seem to quell his anger, pain, or tears. Except, of course, the most unlikely hero... .:. semi-Kurtofsky oneshot, as witnessed by Artie.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Awkward by Gothicthundra reviews
Sequel to Take It Back. So their relationships secret, Kurt's not thrilled and now New Directions is trying to figure out what's bugging Kurt, and are they in for and Awkward time.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Pain Killers by ToxicTopaz reviews
Oneshot. Karofsky is sick and Kurt 'takes care' of him. Rated T for some mild kissing. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Make a Map by liftedlorax reviews
After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take It Back by Gothicthundra reviews
The bad weather ends up getting Kurt stuck at a wayside for the night with very unlikely company.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
I Now Pronounce You Ron & Draco by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Due to a new Wizard Law Ron & Draco are being forced to marry. Pairing: Measley of course Malfoy/Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,583 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Ron W.
Take it off by Sano reviews
Sam goes shopping with Kurt and gets a lot more than he bargained for. Kum Hevans, PWP and smut
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Thongs and Whitey Tighties by lordofthepringles reviews
Dave has a fantasy, which Kurt fulfills. Kurt and Dave PWP. SERIOUSLY. No plot to speak of. Just porn. Title is an inside joke from the GLEE RP. This is dedicated to: Kurt from the RP Glee. I hope you enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Loathing by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I've always felt like Elphaba: an outcast in my school for how I look, how I act, wanting to be free. And yet I feel quite sympathetic with Glinda at the moment, because I simply cannot stand who my assigned roommate is!.:.eventual Kurt/Dave. college fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,040 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
We Burn So Bright Can We Outlast The Show by ChaosChild92 reviews
There's Edmund kneeling in the mud and water of a battlefield while rain slicks dark hair over the bruises and cuts on his face as a sword presses against his throat. SLASH. Enjoy or keep moving.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Speaking of Dirty Bathrooms by HodginsMontenegro reviews
Prompt: Karofsky accidentally finds out that Kurt is wearing a plug and nipple clamps. Hope this is okay to post on FFnet! ;D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yes, Professor by NanaMun reviews
Edward Cullen is an English professor with a list of unsuccessful blind dates and an aversion to public speaking. His well, orderly life is thrown through a spin, when a student makes a sexual advance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Heels by Always With Amy reviews
Glee Kink Meme Fill: Kurt shows Sam his new shoes. Sexiness ensues. - Sam thinks that Kurt's red heels are mocking him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
The War Boys by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
They were such close friends, before. But one cold day after playing in the snow in their preteen years made things different. Difficult. And hard to forget, as much as Dave tries. .:. AU. inspired by an IFC film. Dave/Kurt. warning: rated M for shotacon.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Sam Evans' Four Steps to Getting Your Man by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Experiment by Lassroyale reviews
Casey conducts an experiment with Chuck as the test subject - in a supply closet.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.] - Complete
One Foot In by axisofsymmetry reviews
Dave is allowed to board the airplane early. Half an hour later, who else sits next to him but one Kurt Hummel? This is going to be one hell of a long plane ride. Future, Karomel, AU after X-Mas.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Between the Blue Lines by xovickixo reviews
It's been years but Dave would recognize Kurt Hummel anywhere...even in Annecy, France. 2018Olympic!Future!Fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Technology Can Give You Hell by Toshi1337 reviews
Ever had one of those days where you think that someone's seriously out to get you? Come on, we all had one of those days. Well, it just so happens that Edmund's experiencing one today. Slash, lemon !
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Sorry Hummel, you know I'm a carnivore by Dean Star reviews
Mortal enemies, Karofsky and Kurt now fight a different battle. With only their bodies as a weapon, the battle field a dive motel outside of Lima. Smutty Kurtstofsky fic mixed w/ fluff and a little angst.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Sam Evans vs The Universe by Howling1 reviews
Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this a little confusing. Written for a prompt on the glee crack meme. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Harry's Dirty Little Secret by cdraco reviews
Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,041 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Five Times Blaine Wanted to Kiss Kurt by Cap'NCupcake reviews
And the One Time He Got Enough Balls to Actually Do It.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Game by MrsTColfer reviews
Lucius/Draco Slash. Don't read if it squicks you. Every since Draco can remember they played this game. Tonight Draco get his reward for years of obeying. Warnings inside. Hard M. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Pharmakon by Frequent and Vigorous reviews
Will dreams, Sue snarks, Emma babbles, Kurt entices, and Will and Kurt get it on in the choir room. Intrigued? Will/Kurt, dub-con due to consent issues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Lay Off the Eggnog Mr Schuester by KounetsuDeb reviews
T'was the night before Christmas break at McKinley High, and a young man in a 'special' Santa costume may just find himself in a rather compromising position. Will/Kurt. Slashy lemony goodness.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Young Teacher, The Subject by Frequent and Vigorous reviews
Will struggles with his confusing desire for Kurt, and on his trip to Dalton he crosses a line. Fairly AU, and essentially PWP. Will/Kurt, possibly dub-con due to consent issues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Redemption by Leista reviews
Dave Karofsky had done a few -okay a lot- of stupid things in his life. Did he not deserve a chance to redeem himself in Kurt's eyes? Kurtofsky; spoilers for Never Been Kissed
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The World Changes, The World Stays The Same by ellenscult reviews
Chuck/Casey, written for Misura, for the LJ Chuck Slash 2010 Gift Exchange prompt 'Another exciting day at the Buy More'. Contains explicit m/m sex. Don't like? Don't read. Holiday fluff!
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
The Whistle Blower by aliencatt reviews
Sometimes Sam is quite willing to indulge Dean in his occasional fantasy...WINCEST..FAO...kink...PWP
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Job Interview from Hell by WinterStorrm reviews
On the TV show 'The Apprentice' Merlin is a candidate and Arthur is a boardroom adviser. Will Merlin make it through the twelve weeks without hearing the immortal words, 'You're fired? Is he playing to win the job or Arthur's heart? Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,703 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Opposites Attraction by TheRealMaraJade reviews
The evolving relationship between Kurt and Karofsky, and how it affects Glee Club, school, and their own lives.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Blame it on the Decor by CarolinaH.Manning reviews
Kurt/Dave "You better watch where you stand." Christmas Fluff
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Of French Projects and Fooling Around by littlestkitten reviews
Dave and Kurt are paired together on a school project. Dave has a little bit of trouble concentrating so Kurt suggests a solution. Dave/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Of Car Keys and Showers by 1farmergirl reviews
Dave's having some problems getting to work on time.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Last Thing I Feel by ibshafer reviews
Kurt thinks this has all been about hate, but he is very, very wrong...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Another Question in Another Hall by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Kurt finds himself back in the McKinley locker room while waiting to pick Finn up from practice. Enter Karofsky, with a question. It's not the question Kurt was expecting to hear.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Pretty Boy, You're In For A Whole by achroitism reviews
Gakupo doesn't like his neighbour Kaito when he blares on loud noises from his room. Read on to find out what happens!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kaito S., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
The Price of Family by Elpin reviews
On the night of Voldemort's attack, Harry Potter is found by muggles and left at a workhouse. Years later Malfoy is looking for a safe and controllable playmate for his son and finds young Harry... Pairing Harry/Draco Set in 19th century.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,031 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Karofsky catches Kurt by under.spectra reviews
Kurt is wandering around McKinely High alone, and Karofsky finds him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Cry for Deliverance by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel deal with the consequesnces of the events in "Furt", separately and together. Warnings for angst and suicidal ideation, but no character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Smells Like Suicide by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Kurt slips into the hospital. He found a note, he heard the rumors, and now he has to go see the suicide attemptee for himself, one Dave Karofsky. .:. depressed!Dave, caring!Kurt, and light Karomel a.k.a. Kurtofsky ahead. T for swears. now a twoshot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Element of Suprise by the darkness revealed reviews
Five times Blaine surprised Kurt and one time Kurt surprised him. Because Klaine fluff makes the world go round.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The City That Never Sleeps by lauraxkurtsie reviews
The Hudson/Hummel family go to New York on vacation! Kinn sexy times ensue! and i didn't make it in different chapters because they would have been way too short or awkwardly cut so don't bite my head off xD
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Mail Order Bride by 1farmergirl reviews
It's 1855 and the east coast is tense with the possibility of a Civil War, but in Northern Minnesota Noah Puckerman knows nothing of such politics. He just wondering how his going to live with his new bride
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,412 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Five Times They Noticed by Not Poignant reviews
Five times a glee member noticed Kurt jumping when a locker slammed shut or flinching when he turned a corner. - From Livejournal's Glee-Angst-Meme. some spoilers through Never Been Kissed, slight AU .
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Not The Man I Was by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It begins at Sectionals. It continues the week following Sectionals. And it grows just before Regionals. What's going on? Is Karofsky truly a changed man? Kurt is determined to find out. .:. post-2x08. Dave/Kurt. Contains smut in final chapter. Complete!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Foil by Emma CS Me reviews
Karofsky's POV during 2x08, the locker scene. He's not happy to see Kurt talking to Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Dressed for the Occasion by Predec2 reviews
Will Brian say yes to the best-dressed bird in town? Just a little Thanksgiving Day fluff.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
In the Rain by nalawrites reviews
Utterly pointless, AU fluff - set in the Singin' in the Rain/Umbrella stage setting. Sam has two left feet. Kurt thinks it's funny. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Sex Kitten Homo Felidae by Sybrant67 reviews
PWP AU: 'Sex Kittens' had been around for decades but it had only been in the last ten years or so that the cost of buying one had dropped enough that people other than the super-rich could actually afford to own one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 141 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Never Been Kissed by PteraWaters reviews
SPOILERS! Speculative fic for episode 6 - i.e. what would have happened if I wrote the show. Based on spoilers, promos, rumors, and other speculations around before the ep aired. Ensemble fic, but Kurt- and Puck-centric. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,713 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
More Than Coffee by DustyDreams reviews
Blaine thought Burt had been kidding when he warned his son was not a morning person. Blaine was so, so wrong.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Displacement by Camunki reviews
Karofsky just can't stop thinking about that kiss. Kurt is far too willing to accept drinks. Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky Slash, Dub-con, Rated M. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
WooingTheFairy by xovickixo reviews
Puck has never claimed to be an expert at wooing or anything but he's pretty sure getting into Kurt's pants should be easier than this. With a little help from some not-so-legally obtained AV property and Brittany, Puck thinks he may be well on his way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Midweek Morning by SVZ reviews
Blaine, Wes, and David kidnap Kurt in the middle of a school for lunch. That's totally not what Kurt had in mind when he said, "Sure, we should definitely do lunch or dinner sometime." Pre-slash, almost gen. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Secret Agents by DustyDreams reviews
If Blaine is going to gush about Kurt, it should be at Kurt. This, at least, is how his best friends feel after three weeks of the non-stop Hummel network.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kisses and Ice Cream by Whatsername Lambert reviews
Blaine treats Kurt to lunch, adorableness ensues. Fluffity fluff fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Melting the Ice by 1farmergirl reviews
Kurt had wanted to put that whole kiss with Karofsky behind him, but life doesn't always give you what you want just what you need
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Without Love by writesstuff reviews
Tired of meaningless fooling around, Kurt stops all contact with Puck, outside of Glee Club. Puck can't function without the anticipation of Movie Night, surprisingly. PucKurt Kuroah Pummel etc. R&R? Slash!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Homecoming Tradition by angst cupcake reviews
'For every Homecoming football game, per tradition, members from the football team were allowed to choose a Cheerio to be their personal cheerleader.' Sam x Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
One That Counts by Psychedelic-City reviews
Kurt has horrible luck when it comes to kissing, but Blaine is determined to change that. One-shot, Blaine's POV.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Autophobia by fullofmetal reviews
Six moments in Dave Karofsky's life. One-Sided Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Courage? by ani-chan24 reviews
Spoiler for 11/09/10 episode of glee, "Never Been Kissed". What if Kurt didn't push Karofsky away in the locker room? Would something more have happened? Rated R, NWS. Karofsky/Kurt Oneshot WARNING: OOC!Kurt! This is a PWP, people, take it at face value
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/9/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Red Bull and Cookie Dough by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Wherein Kurt forgets about his algebra test and tries to pull an all-nighter with the help of about twelve cans of Red Bull, thereby annoying the living daylights out of Finn, Quinn, and Mercedes. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Shameless by myheartisyours0523 reviews
Kurt Hummel is SO ashamed of himself. Purt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,505 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Codependency and Humping by xLessxThanx3x reviews
"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sugar Daddy by Fearful Little Thing reviews
AU Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
I Can Make You a Man by Psychedelic-City reviews
"You're gonna poke me with a WHAT?" Kurt helps Sam rehearse for WMHS's production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Spoilers for RHGS.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Calling in Sick by FantabulousMe reviews
Tugger finds himself dumped. Again. But instead of moving on, he thinks of a "flawless" plan to convince the love of his life that he DOES need him. SLASH - third place in Calanarie's Tugger/Misto contest!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
It Gets Better by Kyra5972 reviews
Puck's Juvie sentence gets reduced to community service…that he completes working with the Trevor Project. One night he answers a call that shakes him to his core.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Never Change by Caseyrocksmore reviews
"Because unlike you and your Neanderthal friends, I can't, on good conscious, leave someone alone bleeding out in a parking lot. Or let them wake up alone and scared in a hospital, for that matter."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Yank by emo-geek-87 reviews
Puck takes a viagra and it gives him a super-huge-perma-erection! Puck/Kurt SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
the littlest of hands are the ones that reveal us by particularly good finder reviews
All it took was one visit from Finn's little cousin to turn the peace of the Hummel-Hudson clan into chaos.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Wait and Hope by roxake19 reviews
Sam is not a patient guy. He is a lot of things, dyslexic, caring, dork, bisexual, athletic, coward, but patient is not one of them. Sam/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
The Video by charmed4eva112 reviews
Jacob Ben Israel posts a video involving Sam and Kurt. All hell breaks loose. SamKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
D, B, Same Thing by Psychedelic-City reviews
Seven days till the next Glee episode? Not cool. Here's something to hold you over - a Kurt/Sam drabble a day for the rest of the week. Kurt tutors Sam in English, and fluffiness ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Touch by Anonygleek reviews
Five times Finn pushed Kurt away and one time...Somewhat spoilerish for Grilled Cheesus and a scene from Theatricality is heavily mentioned. Also a future spoiler that may or may not be 'true' is touched on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Shameless Seduction by Starlight257 reviews
Jacob's wet. Edward thinks he might be able to help. Slash, smut, you have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Papa, What Do You Hear? by Emma CS Me reviews
Five times someone realized Burt and Kurt were a bit too close for comfort, but did nothing; and the one time someone finally reacted.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Summer 2010 by The Cimmerians reviews
Finn's summer isn't quite the way he pictured it. Neither is Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Miracles Never Cease Tony and Maxxie in Russia by Velvetbabe reviews
Maxxie's POV. Slash, and how. NC17. Graphic sex and bad language and turmoil and hotness.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,163 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Tony S., Maxxie O. - Complete
Please Don't Go by DustyDreams reviews
Puck has abandonment issues. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Cupid's Gun by tyhyin reviews
"Even as you are living it things feel off. Like the world is titled every so slightly to the right and you're constantly having to lean so as not to fall off." Nathan/Simon SLASH
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Fathers Always Know by kittiexkat reviews
Burt's musings on the growing relationship between his son and Samuel Evans. Kurt/Sam. One shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Relationship Status by angst cupcake reviews
'Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Sam Evans.' Kurt x Sam
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
The Necklace by Harikari reviews
Kurt meets Sam. Spoilers for 2x01.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Bliss by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
This isn't awkward at all. Gale x Peeta. Slash. Boy love. Yaoi. Whatever you like to call it. Lemon. Don't read it if you don't like it. Plain and simple. Reviews always appreciated. C:
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
With Your Green Mantle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by too-much-like-Luna reviews
In which a game of Truth or Dare confuses Merlin, Arthur is repressed, Leon is a pervert, and Lance is mostly absent. Arthur/Merlin. Full title is 'Truth or Dare, and the Sh!t that Follows' . Modern AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Being Finn Hudson Is Hard Life by ConstantComment reviews
In which Finn loses his spark… and tries, in his own Hudson way, to get it back again. Semi-spoilers for season two. Slightly cracked! Slightly adorable! Slightly... alright, mostly slashy! FINN & KURT! T-rated for language and general teenagery.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Drunk Text by Victoria1127 reviews
Finn gets drunk one night and texts Kurt. An entire story in text message format.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Caught by Burt by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Burt walks in on something he never expected to. His reaction, some mild slash, just kissing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
The Right by Scarlet Letters reviews
A normal school assembly takes a turn for the worst when a few pictures bring up bad memories. Oneshot. WARNING: Possible triggers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Idiots and Other HighFunctioning Sociopaths by ZannaBQ reviews
Why Sherlock was an idiot. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Glist by PurtFiend reviews
Kurt is absolutely desperate to get his name on the glist so he enlists Puck's help to become an A lister. Rated M for marvelously slashy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by xxDark-Elfxx reviews
Part 1 has a cameo by Rachel, but thankfully she's high. First bits of PucKurt I ever wrote! Rated T for drug use and sexual situations. Consult your doctor before beginning any exercise program.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
How Burt Hummel Discovered His Creative Side by particularly good finder reviews
...at the expense of Kurt and Finn - The signs were there. Burt just didn't have the imagination to realize it -
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Telephone by NothingFromNowhereImNoOneAtAll reviews
SLASH. "Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor." All Mistoffelees wants is an escape. One-shot. TuggerXMisto. Second in the "Head Over Heels" series.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
You and I both by Seren McGowan reviews
Sam is everything Kurt is not, but he lacks everything Kurt doesn't. They struggle and they fight, and they get tangled together somewhere in between.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
By Candlelight by GlassAngel reviews
Or, the five times John went to Angelo's restaurant with Sherlock. Only one turns into a date. Mild John/Sherlock at the end, mentions events from episodes 1 and 3.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Death and Glitter by FantabulousMe reviews
It all began with the dreams. Then came the visitor only he could see. He was told of a destiny- one that would spell out the death of all whom he loved. And only his own demise could save them... again. Eventual Tugger/Misto
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,096 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Kurt's April Fool by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt plays the April Fools' joke to end all April Fools' jokes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Being the Other Man by QueenGen reviews
It all began with biscuits and hot chocolate. HD slash. Veela-Fic kind of? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,870 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stitches by tigershatecinammon reviews
Or, Five Times Kurt Patched Up Finn and One Time Finn Patched Up Kurt. Lots of fluffiness and slight angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close by Prinzessin Kiwi reviews
When Jacob realizes that he can't control who Bella loves, he makes the decision to let her go. On one condition: If he can't have Bella, maybe he'll have better luck with his new infatuation. PWP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Different Flavor by gleefulmusings reviews
In an unfair world full of unfair things, Puck thought the most unfair thing of all was Kurt Hummel with a popsicle. Some Puckurt, some Kinn, and a few others.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Don't I Get A Dream For Myself by niblettk reviews
Kurt is diagnosed with the same disease that killed his mother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Few, the Unhappy Few by gleefulmusings reviews
When Kurt openly challenges Will's directive, he unwittingly sparks a rebellion. In a nutshell, this is Kurt vs. Will. AU; spoilers for 'The Power of Madonna.'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
The Bookstore by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jacob works at a bookstore, a dull and meaningless job. The only excitement he gets? When a certain bronze haired god enters the store each day. Yeah, he might be obsessed. EdwardJacob, AU, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2010 - [Jacob, Edward] - Complete
Five times Casey was an Awesome Boyfriend by Daria234 reviews
What happens when Devon decides to give Casey some dating tips about his relationship with Chuck? Chuck/Casey slash, with sex, a little angst, a little schmoop, missions, violence, humor, and truth serum. Don't like, don't read.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
What Would Sue Sylvester Do? by Quallianmaghouin reviews
During a hostage situation, Kurt asks himself: What Would Sue Sylvester Do? A slightly cracky answer to a glee angst meme prompt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Somewhere by sexyvanillatiger reviews
le Marais. Elias/Gaspard; Slash.
Paris, je t'aime - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
You're permanent by Needtodelete reviews
His eyes stole the heart he didn't think he had. What is he supposed to do now? Eventual slash
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Love and Detention by Victoria1127 reviews
Finn makes Kurt late for school, and they get sent to detention. Nobody could have predicted what happened next.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Just Breathe by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Sequel to "Breathe, Kurt" Kurt is learning to deal with his Panic Disorder again, with the help of Finn and Puck. But it's not easy keeping secrets and a harmless prank might ruin everything. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sunday Morning by lizstomania reviews
Tony/Maxxie morning lovings. From Maxxie's POV. Language. Sex. I don't own these characters.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Maxxie O., Tony S. - Complete
Therapy Sessions by twilightHDfan reviews
After another battle, and property damage, Superman and Lex are sent to therapy. SLASH. Clex.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
we are still waiting, still hesistating by particularly good finder reviews
"Sam was totally not a stalker. Not at all. He wasn't following Hummel to his locker, nor was he remembering it's number. And he most definitely wasn't watching the slender boy's ass as he strutted down the hallway. Sam Lennox was not gay."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Teeth by LostInCamelot reviews
Puck should know better than to watch movies Kurt recommends. Puck/Kurt. Rated for mature conversations...and really bad movie plots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
With Every Heartbeat by salty-sarah reviews
Peter and Edmund love each other dearly, as brothers, and liege and vassal. Warnings for slash and incest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Raindrop Prelude by Limitbreaker reviews
Fred has always kept his mind where it belonged – away from Draco Malfoy. But now Fred is gone and George finds himself unable to resist Malfoy any longer. Slash, Draco/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
Gay Pride And Hors D'oeuvres by particularly good finder reviews
The members of New Directions discover the fun of chat rooms. Finn/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Murder in High Heels by Sushi Chi reviews
The boys need some help getting their KISS outfits and so they turn to Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Beautiful Monsters by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt is still angry. Finn is sending mixed signals. Lady GaGa has a way of bringing people together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Has he called you a teddy bear yet? by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt Hummel has a problem in the form of an overly touchy-feely, giddy, and sick Finn Hudson.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Confrontation by Clashedncut13 reviews
Jacob fantasizes about Edward, and Edward confronts him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Bend You, Break You, Make You Mine by MyraThorne reviews
AU: After abandoning Team X in Lagos, Victor is given permission to bring Logan back into the fold by any means necessary. WARNING: Bro'cest SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! And this also touches on some of the comics as we go along. WHEE!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
Hangups by Victoria1127 reviews
After the big argument with Kurt, Finn realizes what his big hang-up is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Promises, Promises by Victoria1127 reviews
Finn wants to ask someone to prom, but is afraid they will say no. So he asks Kurt to help him become impressive.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
these pretty, pretty flowers on my skin by particularly good finder reviews
"The bruises bother his father. And the blood sends Finn into a rage. Kurt doesn't understand their anger; blood and bruises and broken bones – they're so human. Don't they want Kurt to be human?" Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Little Kitten by atashii reviews
Kurt has a nightmare after watching a horror movie with his almost-brother and needs to be comforted. Response to Kinn prompt "Cuddle time."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The One Where Will Schuester Must Get Over Himself by That'sMyCupcake reviews
It dawns upon Will Schuester that he may have a new stalker - Kurt. It dawns upon everyone else that Will is an idiot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
My Son is a Superhero! by broadwaypants reviews
From a prompt at the glee fluff meme asking for Burt being proud of Kurt. So here are five times he held it in and once where he practically exploded.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Gratitude by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** Peter comes to terms with how he has treated Edmund…EDIT: THE FINAL CHAPTER HAS BEEN POSTED!-Post PC. Moviebased. Brotherfic.-
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Give Up The Fight by droppedmysonic reviews
Originally posted to GKM. Finn/Kurt future!fic and it is full of melodrama and angst, and I don't even like it anymore, but people raved about it and asked me to post it so here it is. Finn comes back from a combat tour broken.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Are you sure? by Needtodelete reviews
Their really is no summary for this. It's basically 2,994 words of a random outburst of perversion. Slash.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Something Wrong by droppedmysonic reviews
Finn's about 10 IQ points smarter than Brittany when he's awake. When he's asleep, he's practically a vegetable. It was an accident at first, but then they gave up on that pretense. No one had to know. T for talking about Finn's "problem".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Bet by charmed4eva112 reviews
Puck gets challenged to kiss every kid in Glee Club. Well, ten down, one to go... KurtPuck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Photo Project by ConstantComment reviews
COMPLETE! "You make me look good," Kurt joked, handing Finn the heavy camera. "Shut up, Kurt," he replied. "You look great all the time." Written for an LJ prompt. Finn is in AP Photo and persuades Kurt to model for his project. Romance ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Mr Noah Bear and Mr Kurt Rabbit by StrongerThanISeem reviews
Also known as "Crackfic of Epic Proportions." You can view it as pre-slash for Puck/Kurt. Based on a dirty joke. "You each get three wishes."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A Terribly Poor Understanding of Love by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Really good justifications for adultery.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Ice Princess by Choice reviews
Puck assumes WRONG. Slightly NSFW.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Gay Test by BeeCityz reviews
Okay, so its no secret that Finn isn't the brightest light in the world. But when he, and Rachel, begin to question his sexuality, where do they turn? To Kurt of course! Kinn ftw, very fluffy, dedicated to Xanjen for teaching me to love Glee.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Who Says It's So? by Choice reviews
In which Puck is Betty Crocker and Kurt has one too many innuendos up his sleeve.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Powers of Persuasion by Choice reviews
Or, How Noah Bribed His Way Into Kurt's Pants. Here's some math for you all: Puck, horny to the nth degree, plus Kurt, minus the enthusiasm, equals...?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
BK: Before Kurt by Choice reviews
Grocery shopping, Puckurt style. Nothing serious to warn you about, just some condom/sex references.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Kiss of Life by Ireland22 reviews
It's summertime and the whole Glee club get together- Kurt mischief ensues. This is my entry to the Diva Off on Live Journal so I hope you love, Beta'd by the lovely FATEBEGINS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
All But Six by Sushi Chi reviews
Five times Puck learned something about Kurt and one time Kurt learned something about Puck. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Adventures of Gay Kid and Frankenteen by particularly good finder reviews
It was a little-known fact that Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel were best friends in second grade. In fact, both boys nearly forgot about that early friendship, until one fateful day when they stumbled across a box in the attic...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Good Morning by someonewillcare reviews
Established Finn/Kurt relationship. First of a series of One Shots based on Glee possibly other pairings to come . Finn is at Kurt's house practicing material and singing but they get bored. Fluff and sexyness ensues. Kurt POV. COMMENTS ARE LOVE :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Six Impossible Things by RussianWolf7 reviews
Kurt/Puck silly little thing inspired by Alice in Wonderland. "Sometimes, Kurt liked to believe six impossible things before breakfast." Fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Growing Up Hummel by Choice reviews
Burt catching Kurt sexting Puck, and what happens as a result of protective!daddy!Burt. Enjoy! Warning for slightly mature content-mentions sex, but doesn't really go into detail.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Courting Kurt Hummel by Atsu Tenshi reviews
Finn tries to woo Kurt. He fails miserably at it, but Kurt thinks his attempts are endearing anyway.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
On the Kinsey Scale, This Story is a Seven by Choice reviews
Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by BroodyCheery323 reviews
Arthur is constantly insulting Merlin and sending him away while in reality the last thing he wants is for Merlin to leave. SongFic set to Pink's 'Please Don't Leave Me' AxM Slash;Set late S1
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Puck's Discovery by xelectrogirlx reviews
When Kurt's bag is emptied on the ground by the dumpster by the football team - Puck happens upon a DVD that has rolled out. A DVD entitled 'Single Ladies' which turns out to be a video of Kurt dancing, conjuring up some very untoward feelings in Puck...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,015 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
In General by walked-into-the-sky reviews
The ramblings of a sexually confused teenage boy. Also, cosmopolitans. FinnKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Beauty Sleep by the darkness revealed reviews
Kurt is sleeping during practice and nothing will wake him up-not even Rachel. What could've made him so tired? Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by SciFiSlashFreak reviews
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman acted like a lot of things but apparently his age was not on the list. In fact it seemed as of lately he had jumped in an imaginary time machine and gone back to the second grade. A Puck/Kurt 1-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
gestures by tofuparty reviews
Weeks after the Finn/Kurt drama of 'Theatricality', Kurt's STILL not speaking to him. Finn gets advice from Artie on how to win Kurt over. Several epiphanies happen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H.
The Hummel Project by niblettk reviews
Finn and Puck are weirdly protective of Kurt. This was written as a fluffy sort-of sequel to my ficlet "The Trevor Project," but it can stand alone.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Step on it, Cupid by Atsu Tenshi reviews
"And tonight I just ruined my chances with Sam. Did you know that Finn threatened to cut off his dick? His dick, of all things! And it's not funny!" When Burt drags Finn to spy on Kurt's first date, jealousy ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Gay Sex Lion by malaga reviews
All the female Gleeks are trying to get him and Hummel to date, and Santana is a way better girlfriend for Brittany than she ever was for Puck. He's kind of okay with that, because he's a sex lion. Puckurt, slash.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Deep Tissue Massage by droppedmysonic reviews
Glee Kink Meme Request: Mike/Kurt. After Bad Romance, Kurt's very sore, and Mike's been waiting for his chance to seduce Kurt – so he offers to give him a massage.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Mike C., Kurt H.
Happy Birthday by vampkiss reviews
Puck buys Kurt some interesting birthday presents and catches Kurt trying some out. complete/one-shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sharing The After Hours by Costume Maker's Apprentice reviews
Finn's feelings for Kurt are changing. Kurt's feelings for Finn are as strong as ever. Will one night together help these feelings come out?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Sorceror's New Clothes by bohemiandreams reviews
Merlin's old clothes are no good, so Arthur gets him some new ones. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Another notch in a designer belt by halfeatenmoon reviews
Most of the guys in school would be relieved that Kurt wasn't attracted to them. But Puck is a stud. Kurt SHOULD want him, and Puck's going to do everything he can to prove it, no matter how much it pisses Kurt off.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
When I Kiss Your Mouth, I Want To Taste It by Jane Krahe reviews
RPS - Mark watches Chris perform the "Kurt/Brittany" scene from Laryngitis, and comes away confused and flustered... Slash, rated for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Only The Good by Gandalf3213 reviews
During a trip down South, Kurt gets beaten within an inch of his life. In the aftermath of the event, Kurt begins to distance himself from his friends. They write letters to him, trying to understand before it's too late.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,201 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Turn by informantxgirl reviews
The girls are all discussing matters of a blue nature...and Kurt happens to be the star of much of it! Written to fill a prompt at the LiveJournal Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
It's Fashion, Baby by Scarecrowqueen reviews
In which a pair of shoes somehow plays matchmaker, or the one in which Kurt and Puck explore their theatricality. Puck/Kurt pre-slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Of Spooks And Spectres by a. cavall reviews
Merlin thinks there is a ghost in the castle. And he wants to catch it. In the middle of the night. Of course Arthur is going to get roped in; never mind the fact that he's pretty sure ghosts don't exist... One shot Arthur/Merlin fun
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Would You? by The Telepathic Hawk reviews
Kurt Hummel is killed in a tragic accident and Puck, of all people, has the opportunity to change his fate. But, is he strong enough to do so when he can't even admit his love for Kurt? Established closeted relationship. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,730 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You Could Save Me by Harry Fado reviews
Puck is a bodyguard who takes on a privileged client. Sparks of all kinds fly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,778 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Alliance by shadowglove reviews
When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Owe You by PurtFiend reviews
Puck's life is saved and he'll do anything to pay back the favour. Rated T but there is some hard slash and strong language. I don't own the Glee or the characters. I love reviews - who doesn't!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You can't run by sweetness4theheart reviews
When Clark wakes up drugged and strapped down he's surprised that Lex is behind it all - and oh, he knows about his powers - and oh, he's just, maybe, pyschotically obsessed with him. Lex/Clark Angst/Yaoi/Blood/Lex in all his sadistic glory :
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Big Ego by Harry Fado reviews
Noah Puckerman had a big ego.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Bare Feet by Harry Fado reviews
Puck doesn't know what he's in for when he gets up one morning, puts on jeans and nothing more and goes to the kitchen to get some juice. Established Relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Jailbait by Harry Fado reviews
16 year old Kurt is too much of a temptation too new teacher, 20 something Noah Puckerman. Kurt flirts shamelessly, Puck wants to die for wanting a kid and it all ends in hot, steamy sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Rough Sex and Bubble Baths by Harry Fado reviews
PWP- Anniversary Sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Could This Get Any Gayer? by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Kurt and Finn bond by watching Friends while their parents are out. Just a little bit of Kurt/Finn fluff: if you don't like, then the first half is safe as friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Fishnets and Holding onto You by IchigoPudding reviews
Finn and Kurt fight about costumes and song choice for the next class performance. The two were paired together by "The Hat of Destiny" and have to do a song. Let's just say there are... creative issues, among the sexual tension and teen angst. Kurt/Finn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Pathos by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identity by Dance Elle Dance reviews
."Did you just slap my butt?" Kurt asked. Puck was at a loss for words, "I...thought you were a chick." Puck always had a thing for cheerleaders. He just never thought it would transcend gender boundaries. PuckKurt, oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Mmmm! Wild Cherry Slushie my favourite! by PurtFiend reviews
Puck somehow gets himself slushied and it's up to our intrepid Kurt to help him out. Rated M for mmmmm very racey slash!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
English Homework by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt can't find his homework and Puck is being a jerk. Fights ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Rumors by CrayolaBox16 reviews
Kurt was used to hearing ludicrous stuff about him. Finally, he heard something that was hard to ignore. One shot! I swear! Pink here! Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Break Time by cwgirlup reviews
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. He can't let that happen.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
The One With The Jellyfish by Loony4moony816 reviews
He wasn't handling it very well. CRACK
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sue S., Kurt H. - Complete
Hands, Touching Hands by Loony4moony816 reviews
Artie was really touchy-feely.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Think of the Mailman by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Some Finn and Kurt lovin' from Finn's POV. Part of my Can't Fight This Feeling fic, although you don't have to have read it to understand this. My first ever Rated M fic, so be nice. *blushes*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Edge by idioticonion reviews
Call him The Commodore. Explicit Ted/Barney Slash, BDSM
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Rentboy by Krissie reviews
Lex spat his drink across the table, eyes wide as his--oh, God--brother took the stage, blushing red but moving with the music easily. Pseudo-Clexcest. Rated for language and sexual content.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Any Minute Now by debraelq reviews
Finn reacts to Kurt joining the Cheerios ... and his performance of 4 Minutes. Kurt/Finn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Phoenix Ashe Cafe by Digitallace reviews
Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery. Warnings for Slash, Chocolate-covered Harry and eminent hunger pains.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When is a Door not a Door? by RoseWalker reviews
After seeing Merlin pleasuring himself, Arthur finds it hard to stop his night time pursuits, until it’s too late. Sequel to ‘Knock Before Entering’. Slash, UST, voyuerism!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Christmas Surprises by cwgirlup reviews
Christmas brings surprises for everyone.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
Gifted by lolzotp reviews
Kurt really hated lying to Finn, but he couldn't just tell him to stop giving him his “artworks.”
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Knock Before Entering by RoseWalker reviews
After an argument, Arthur goes to apologise to Merlin. Perhaps he should have knocked first? Pre Merlin/Arthur, slash, PWP, pretty much UST and voyeurism!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Angelfish by MorganD reviews
Finn tries to help Rachel, but it's Kurt who needs someone to take care of him. SLASH.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Rebecca Keys reviews
While running to escape from a bully, Kurt hides in a sports shed behind the bleachers-- but is surprised to find it already occupied. Kurt/Finn, Slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Pretty Painted Porcelain Grins by Comicbookfan reviews
Five Times Kurt Smiles and Somebody Thinks it's Sad, and One Time Someone Just Smiles With Him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Easter Gift by IAmTheThing reviews
Kurt decides to give Finn an Easter present, and Finn is only too happy to accept it. Oneshot, male on male smut. First fanfic so be nice.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Come Slowly, Eden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wait, Who Are You? by gleekadee reviews
Puck makes a mistake when pulling someone in and having a closet make-out. SLASH. Multi-chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,327 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
His Different Stages by JessObsess reviews
Why does everyone keep trying to convince Perry Cox that he has feelings for his protege? They're absolutely wrong, of course. In fact, they're miles away from the hole. They're not even on the green. Right? JDCox. Rated T. New epilogue added!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,328 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Playing Nice by niblettk reviews
Written for a prompt on livejournal; Puck/Kurt. After doing another duet together, Mercedes and Puck become friends. This forces Puck and Kurt into all sorts of awkward situations. T for swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Goldieyes and the Three 'Kinda' Bears by LadyGuhGah reviews
Merlin arrived in Camelot on an unnaturally beautiful day, and soon finds it's void of any kind of people, and makes himself well at home… Merlin/Arthur, Fairytale!crack, slashy gettin' down!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Young Boy? by Slash Pl0x reviews
When Will notices Kurt giving him "the look", he thought it was the beginning to more madness. Who knew that something more would blossom as a result? Slash. Will/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Will S., Kurt H. - Complete
Who knew? by Mystik reviews
Kurt never thought his first kiss would be Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Never Going To Hear the End by gleekadee reviews
Kurt's first kiss was an absolute disaster... so when the Glee girls find out, they can only start thinking of ways to convince Kurt that kissing is not terrible. Mostly K/P but there are technically other pairings such as K/anyone, A/T, and S/B
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Resistance is Futile by olimakiella reviews
The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Green Rubber Bands by olimakiella reviews
Ron and Harry’s friendship is tested when Ron finds something he really shouldn’t have been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Bookstores and Stalkers by olimakiella reviews
Draco is avoiding Harry because of the affect the brunet has on him. Harry rather likes the effect he has on the blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Why Noah Puckerman isn't the loser by Cocoa Mocha reviews
Puckurt. He and Kurt are in a relationship now. And he tells his teammates why they're on the losing end. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Waking Up In Vegas by Atsu Tenshi reviews
Future!fic Finn breaks-off with his girlfriend and Kurt is there to clean up his mess and this time, he brings him to Las Vegas, the sin city. Finn and Kurt get hitched during a drunken night. So what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Hopelessly Devoted by maraudor reviews
Kurt/Finn. "Look, Kurt, I'm straight, but I'm gay for you. Are you straight for me?" "That doesn't make any sense, Finn." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Conversion by Au revoir Amour reviews
He isn't gay. He just isn't. But maybe Kurt can change his mind? Kurt/Puck slash; please R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Warning Finn Hudson by pseudo-shigure reviews
Slash. Puck/Kurt. Puck goes to warn Finn not to let Kurt hopes up. Sort of continuation of 'A Fair Warning is Only Fair When You Warn Both Parties'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Recipe For Love by wereleopard reviews
Take one sexy bald billionaire who is now the owner of a restaurant combine with one green eyed gorgeous chef and then had some heat. What you end up with is a recipe for love. CLFF challenge Chef
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Gifted by Digitallace reviews
Morgana gives Merlin a present that he has no intention of re-gifting. Warnings for hot boy smut
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Author's Notes by Geale reviews
Being Aragorn is not very easy, not when you have heavy writing duties, a Quest to Mount Doom to undertake, and one jealous lover with an unhealthy love of words. Rated M for SLASH, occasional dying, poetry, and general madness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,520 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Impulse Control by boysinperil reviews
Written for an LJ prompt: five times Puck & Kurt touched, more or less. Standard disclaimer applied. Some fluff, some angst if you squint, some romance.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Dilemma: When Burt Hummel Meets Kurt's Boyfriend by Atsu Tenshi reviews
Burt who is still getting use with his son’s sexual orientation is dreading with the latest dilemma; Kurt wants to introduce his boyfriend to his father and is inviting said boyfriend for dinner on weekend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
HD 'Contra Mundum' by tigersilver reviews
AU, EWE, Auror!Harry, PotionsMaster!Draco, minor flangst, incipient crack, happy endings. Draco didn't know quite how he'd ended up in Potter's best visitor's chair at St. Mungo's. Potter's bed, though? That, he understood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cravings by LostOne125 reviews
Jacob/Edward. slash. male/male. Smut. You've been warned. Jacob has been having dreams about a certain vampire. He's just not sure how to act on these new feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Crafting Perfection by Madame Poppoff reviews
He knows he is going to hell for this. He just can't make himself care enough. SLASH RL/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Remus L., Draco M. - Complete
Nurse Kurt by Isabel Hudson reviews
Written for LJ glee kink meme : Kurt/Finn. Finn cuts his finger and Kurt sucks on it to stop the bleeding. Finn ends up getting really into it. Bonus if Kurt notices and just keeps pretending to be innocent and not notice. Sexy time ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Compersion by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
Victoria can't help but feel that her friend shouldn't have to be alone, and decides to take matters into her own paws. Slash. Don't like it, don't read it.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,732 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger] Victoria - Complete
The Negotiation by iluvclarkkentxx reviews
Malfoy Manor is on the market, Draco wants it back, but Harry is determined to make sure that doesn't happen. Both men just love being the cause of the others misery, but will they be able to make each other happy? SLASH Post DH EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,081 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fashion Sense by amaXdear reviews
When Kurt comes into school wearing the ugliest sweater in the history of fashion, Puck feels obligated to say something... or not.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Five Times Finn Hudson Thinks Kurt Hummel is Cute by Atsu Tenshi reviews
Finn thinks this is the right time to bash his head on something hard. Like the wall behind Kurt. It looks very tempting. Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Game Night by Loony4moony816 reviews
Taboo brings on a revelation to the Glee club. Little fic partially inspired by the Ustream video of Josh Sussman, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, and Naya Rivera playing Taboo at Naya's apartment back in October. Kurt/Puck with club bonding.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
First Kiss by debraelq reviews
In his fantasies, being this close to Finn was heavenly, but in reality the sudden intimacy was overwhelming. Kurt's first kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,634 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Second Chance by DreamingInColour reviews
Of all the possible ways he could die Draco never would have thought a single olive would lead to his demise. But when he is offered a second chance at life he eagerly accepts. Too bad his second chance comes with an unexpected condition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nectar So Sweet by SirTaylor'sTallTales reviews
Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley find themselves at each other's throats yet again, this time in the Slytherin locker room after a Quidditch skirmish--their conflict soon turns to action rather than words. One-shot. XXX content. Are reviews too much to ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pin the Lie and Call it a Truth by Crazy4Moony reviews
Over the years, Draco Malfoy has found that chess isn’t nearly as interesting as he first made it out to be. Now, he has to reconsider, for he’s found that chess can be most interesting – if played with the right person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Snow by Daaro Moltor reviews
A trip to Greece with a portkey shouldn't be that bad, right? It's just to pack shorts and leave... But what if you don't turn up where you supposed to? What if you turn up in the freezing cold, and your only opption is to warm up with your archenemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sometimes, Stupidity Can Be A Fortunate Thing by Komu reviews
After a rather unfortunate day, Finn realised whom he really should set his heart upon. And he also realises how horribly stupid he has been. But he is not the only one. Finn/Kurt SLASH. R&R.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Grease Suits You by C-artist reviews
What happens when Puck's precious car breaks down in the middle of nowhere? Purt, Puck/Kurt, slash-fic, one-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Masculinity & Moulin Rouge by SEEKER-2000 reviews
Puck learns the hard way that you don't question Kurt's masculinity while watching Moulin Rouge. Not slash, particularly. Puck POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Truth About Arthur by Snakeyes reviews
There are five truths about Arthur, dear reader, about which you should be made aware. **SLASH LEMON WARNING**
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of Egg Yolk and Flour by Howling1 reviews
Baking a cake with Kurt ended up being the best thing that ever happened to Finn. Oneshot, Kurt/Finn slash. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Finn Hudson VS Mr Hummel & His Big Scary Rifle by Hope Night reviews
All Finn wanted to do was drop off Kurt's sheet music. He really didn't expect this to happen. Written for the Glee Fic Battle!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Throughout his existence, Carlisle never knew desire. That was, until he came along. Will his beautiful boy ever return his love, or will he be forced to spend eternity longing for the only one he ever wanted? Entry for the Slash Backslash Contest. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A look over by Buffyxenaman reviews
Victor looks at James after being hit by a cannon. James Wolverine /Victor Sabertoothed Slash
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
Dryad by Measured reviews
AU. Arthur catches sight of a nymph in the forest, and thus begins an obsession which will change his life to the core. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Notice by daisychains123 reviews
Puck doesn't realise, but Kurt notices a lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Definition of Normalcy by nine worlds apart reviews
But he must be as embarrassed as she was. They were almost siblings after all; and to find your sister doing...that...had to rank off-the-charts on every embarrassment scale. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Optimistic by daisychains123 reviews
Maybe he wasn't gay... but he was kinda an optimist too. Kurt/Finn. Set after episode 10 - Ballads .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Memories by shadowglove reviews
AU. Merlin is tired of the centuries in between reincarnations in which he's so alone, so he stops looking for Arthur. And yet Arthur comes back into his life, and even without his memories, Prince Arthur is playing for keeps. mpreg last two chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,928 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
One Fine Line by Netrixie reviews
There is a fine line between Love and Hate. A very, very fine line. DRARRY, HPDM, SLASH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like An Animal by Vesuvias reviews
Victor shows Logan the pleasures of being an animal... MxM Victor/Logan, based on Origins...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Double Date by apologetically-on-hiatus reviews
Mercedes and Matt are going out on a date, but they both get nervous and bring a friend along- Matt brings Puck and Mercedes brings Kurt. Sounds like a very interesting double date.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
31 Days by Arh.581958 reviews
After falling into hard times, Harry finally asks Draco for a divorce. Draco agrees. As a final request he says: "Just stay with me for 31 more days, then you can leave." Will Harry change back or is this the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,837 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Interruptions by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
Hermione hosts a costume party and insists Harry and Draco attend. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Not Crazy by Batsy122 reviews
Just misunderstood... Joker wants to prove himself by any means necessary. Rated T with occasional M. male/male relationships, so stray from this if that's not your thing
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,991 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,565 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Late Night Games by bioresident92 reviews
*Sequel to Late Night Dip* Was Edmund caught after his and Peter's trip to the beach? How will Edmund get back at his brother for leaving him outside naked? Read and find out, conatins an interesting game of chess. SLASH
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Best Laid Plans by whereSilencebegins reviews
Very loose companion fic to the Perfect Love Affair. Ed wants to get raped and he wants Roy to do it... No actual rape RoyxEd plotless SMUT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Traditional Curses by conclusivelead reviews
In which Arthur is a Frog Prince and Merlin isn’t quite comfortable with the Concept of Kissing an Amphibian until said Amphibian is a Prince again. Then he’s more than comfortable. Crack!AU. "You do realize you must be a Frog for a reason, right?"
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
This Day Couldn't Get Better by InsanityRelapse reviews
Kurt is having the worst mornings and Puck isn't helping...or is he? SLASH PUCK/KURT Offensive Language, Suggestive Themes, Slight Spoilers, Angst Warning. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Special by Sandshrew777 reviews
Kurt Hummel does not like a man like Finn. He doesn't. There's nothing about Finn that's attractive. Nothing at all. So there's really no need for him to be thinking about Finn. Isn't there?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Decorated Hearts by LiterarySpell reviews
Or 'In Which Draco Has an Eye for Design, and Harry Has an Eye For Draco.' Harry fumbles his way through a seduction of Draco, who claims he doesn't date. Can Harry change his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexual Healing by TalksToSelf reviews
Doumeki is sick! Whatever is Watanuki to do!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Never, Never, Always, Forever by whereSilencebegins reviews
Peter has gone to London and grown up. When he returns to Never Land, he realizes just how misrepresented Hook really was and he finds himself drawn to the dark haired Captain. For anyone who likes yaoi and knows the story of Peter Pan!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete
The Night of Your Heart by dentedsky reviews
A new knight in arrives in Camelot and there’s something about him Arthur really doesn’t like. Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Hint of Revenge by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is a bit of oddness inspired by the HBP movie and it contains definite Mature Adult Content. It's Ron/Cormac, go figure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Cormac M., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No, Not Tonight by F'-'A'-'N'-'B'O reviews
SLASH! Tugger gets bored , and decides to have some fun...with poor unexpecting Misto...PLEASE R&R...xD
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Silver Eyes by ScifiSOS reviews
Unconsciously, Draco Malfoy’s soul is searching for something. Instead of him acting on it when he’s asleep he does it in the morning when he’s half-awake. SLASH, lemon, OOCness-dur fanfiction! lol. This is probably my longest oneshot ever. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,129 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Locked in a Small Closet by ScifiSOS reviews
Draco turned his head and glared at Potter. “I’m not a bloody chicken Potter. Do forgive me if I’d rather not be graced with the Holy Savior’s dick!”-I was curious to which summary would get more attention. lol. My first or the second? R&R Please SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Woes and Tribulations of Ronald Bilius Weasley by fyren galan reviews
Ron can never catch a break. Especially when Draco Malfoy, Potions essays, and a bit of witty dialogue are involved. Based on my favorite line from Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth. See if you can find it. Draco/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
TheBoyWhoFucked by ScifiSOS reviews
It all started because of the Daily Prophet. ‘The-Boy-Who-Lived is GAY!’ stunned witches and wizards everywhere. For Draco Malfoy though it was certainly a pleasant Monday Morning. Epilogue up. LEMON,SLASH R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muddy Days by dirty-darella reviews
Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Solstice by Surreysmum reviews
On the longest night of the year, Legolas makes a strange request of his new friend, the Ranger. Legolas/Aragorn slash; warning for ritual sex. Take note - this story earns its M rating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
Anything That Moves by SeveRemus reviews
Tony decides to take the Autopsy Gremlin out to dinner... MM slash. Post Jeanne & Agent Lee. AU of course. ONLY CHAPTERS 1 & 2 ARE POSTED. THE REST HAVE BEEN DELETED SINCE THEY WERE NOT IN COMPLIANCE WITH FF'S CONTENT POLICY.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
Angora Wings and Other Things by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Lucius Malfoy fails to make the potion he wants and hires Severus Snape to help him out. It isn't until Lucius meets Severus face to face that he discovers that the side effects of his failed potion will make Snape's stay with him much more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Always There, Always Watching by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Integra has grown older, but she hasn't lost an ounce of her beauty.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Geppetto and Her Pinocchio by My Broken Quill reviews
“I’ll be alright, nothing she can really do that my body won’t do faster. I just need rest, that’s all … and uh -” He gulped, looked at her as innocently as he could manage. “I may need help … for things like um, changing …”
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Nibbles by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Forgotten for Good by freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Clean as Snow by Tigerdust reviews
When Sentinels overrun the mansion, the team splits and both Logan and Scott become trapped in a cave. Feverish, Logan finds solace with Scott. Done for ttm prompt 152 vernissage. Lots of slash! Inspired by a heteropairing, but with my own twist.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Indestructable by Evangeline Queen reviews
Sabretooth always tried to be indestructable. Slash. Sabetooth/Wolverine. ONESHOT
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Back In Time by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. In an AU future where Voldermort wins, an accident in the supplies closet send Draco back in time to the days of the Marauders. To his horror he's sorted into GRYFFINDOR and the father of his rival, James Potter, suddenly won't leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Draco M., James P. - Complete
Forever by GreenVelcroTechnology reviews
Nibbling on Edward's neck as he had done previously, he nuzzled his face up Edward's ear and whispered hoarsely, "Your mine." Jacob/Edward. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Turning of a New Leaf by ChocolateCoveredStrawberrySex reviews
Warning this is boy/boy. Mainly JPSS,some LMSS. Starts in the Marauders era, set in the sixth year. James learns about Snape's homelife and starts to come closer to him. By SakuraSex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - James P., Severus S.
Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel Posted: HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what 'really' goes on in Harry Potter's bed at night, as told by... Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean, Hermione, Luna, Mr. Filch, Colin, and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Having a Cow by Holo Flora reviews
Harry gets mad at Draco for being mean to a pregnant hermione. SLASH Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Gun To Your Head by Estra reviews
Booth/Zack -"Usually, when someone has a gun pointed at me, yeah, I'll do what they say, but since the chance is very low, not usually." Now includes second half.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Blood Runs Silver by Eowyns Entity reviews
NOT your average Veela fic! Lucius and Draco feel the pull of their mates as said mates turn sixteen; suddenly the two Malfoy's have only a month, three weeks and two hours in which to find them before something dreadful happens!Contains LM/HP as well!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Draco M., Ron W.
After the Storm by Youngauthor27 reviews
What happens when Draco, a young man fresh to the States from England meets Harry, a true southern gentlman, after what could turn out to be the storm of a lifetime? ***AU/Non-Magic/PWP/Slash/Coarse Language/Graphic Sexual Content/***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Blunder by nat rulz reviews
Dr. Cox is famous for his rants. But when he takes his anger too far, can he repair the damage he inflicts? Especially when the one he hurts turns out to be the one that matters most? J.D/Cox slash!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Miscommunication by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Why Hogwarts Just Had To Move by jpottermalfoy reviews
Harry is crushing on Draco, and Draco is crushing on Harry. Harry makes a desperate wish, and Hogwarts pays for it. Small swimwear and sexual innuendo ensues. Craziness occurs from the least-likely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Like Jagged Glass by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
The first time Harry hit him, Draco had thought his soul would break in two. Angst, established r/l, abuse. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Your Move by Emily Waters reviews
Post-War. AU. Harry has a crush on Snape, and a strange game of chess brings it to light. Warnings: BDSM, dominant!Snape, submissive!Harry, chess sex, and general silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finer Feelings by F'-'A'-'N'-'B'O reviews
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, it doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have...Quaxo/MistoffeleesxTugger...SLASH...Please R&R
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
A Gentleman's Gentleman by Elpin reviews
The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by Gryvon reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Gwen hangs mistletoe in Arthur's room to inspire the boys. PWP.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Behind the Mask by fluidity.on.paper reviews
Raven must cope with the trivial nature of living with her fellow titans. When one titan begins to become 'closer' to her than ever before, how will she react? Raven x Robin. Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans. **Finally updating again!**
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,559 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Raven, Robin
Oh,The Joys of Wrestling by F'-'A'-'N'-'B'O reviews
SLASH:Misto and Tugger are caught 'Wrestling' , how are they gonna get outta this one? Rated M 'cause its kinda perverted , but stil please read , and Review...:SLASH
Cats - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Symbiotic Quintessence by JtheChosen1 reviews
SLASH/MM/PWP: Spider-Man needs a break from life, and there just isn't one to be found. What happens when an unexpected visitor comes calling at night after a erotic dream of Peter's and promises the man so much more in life? Venom/Spider-Man
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
My little Nurse? by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Cox/JD: Turk and J.D make a bet involving a nurses dress, J.D and a very satisfied Perry. Pay up Turk. Lemon.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
The Sexcapades of JD and Doctor Cox by daflippnay reviews
It was some wonder that sex with Doctor Cox could be . . . Creative. NC-17, WIP.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
The Prince and the Rebel by ArtemisMS reviews
AU Renji x Byakuya ... It's tough being the only living heir to the Kuchiki throne. It's even tougher being a rebel sent to kidnap one.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,225 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Mating Habits of Gryffindors by malfoysminx reviews
Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scrap Paper by Nattish reviews
--Harry/Draco-- The students of Hogwarts are obsessed with origami, and everyone -- including Draco Malfoy -- seems to be taking advantage of the trend in their own way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Autopsy Gremlin Holiday Series by Emono reviews
A series all about Jimmy Palmer, each chapter is a different holiday and, you guessed it, it takes place over a year. It's about his growing relationship with Tony. SLASH, smut, pure fluff, M/M. Come on! Isn't anyone else ready to see more of Jimmy?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,475 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
Papa Bear by NanaMun reviews
Edward knows Emmett's little secret. Can he confront him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
No Choice by stars are brighter from above reviews
A walk in the woods, a conversation, and a delicate subject. Thank goodness we've got no choice. SLASHY EDMUND/PETER GOODNESS. Be warned. Almost rated M.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Yellow Apple by Jo31891 reviews
An Apple tree on a small island on Hogwarts Lake. Give the one you love an apple from the top of the tree and your deepest feelings shall be returned. SSJP; One-shot; Male Slash; shonen-ai; yaoi;
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Temptation Goes Both Ways by Terrahfry reviews
Slash- Cole/Leo. Full summary inside. The Demon is tempting the Angel. But soon he's the one tempted. Probably discontinued.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,163 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Leo W., Cole T.
Chuck vs the Con by chibichibi k reviews
Chuck and Casey have to go undercover... At a Sci-Fi convention! This was written for the Fic exchange on LJ. Casey/Chuck. Slash.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Casey/Alex C., Chuck B. - Complete
Stained Glass by limitedvocab reviews
Tryan. Setting: Church - ironic and sensitive to some people. A short implication on the tale of Morning Star. Plase read the Attention note inside before proceeding.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
Shut Up by BonneNuit reviews
My first Casey/Chuck slashy one-shot. Pretty much a PWP with Casey having his way with Chuck. NO UNDERAGE READERS! And also, please read the warnings.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Time Heals Everything by Cantar reviews
Scott was being bad...Slash. Scott/Logan. One shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Do You Think He Cares? by FrankieSunflower reviews
Pedmund. Very, very Pedmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Undeserving by MerlinEmrys2016 reviews
Edmund did not deserve any of this, especially not Peter's love. Peter/Edmund incest,slash. Please read. If you don't like then don't read.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Winter Dreams by Limitbreaker reviews
Cedric and Draco share a moment after the Yule Ball. Slash, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Cedric D., Draco M. - Complete
Die Another Day by bookgodess15 reviews
House is having some serious bad luck. Errant baseballs, falling telephone poles, collapsing balconies, leaking gas lines... And if that wasn't enough, who the hell picked Chase to be the knight in shining armor? 30 Days and Nights of House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
SPIN THE BOTTLE by FuzzyCat reviews
Percy/Oliver slash of coarse. Percy is a rule follower, Oliver the breaker. So how can a simple muggle game break all their rules and bring two opposites closer together ? Warning - Oliver used Quidditch analogy a lot here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Unforgivable by Lokifan reviews
Draco has been accepted by everyone but Ron as they attempt to rebuild Hogwarts. He makes an agreement with him: Ron will have one night to punish him however he likes. After that, he has to forgive him. WARNINGS: dub-con, birching, forced blowjob
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,566 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Susan's Musings by m.t.dog reviews
Susan witnesses a private moment between her brothers and muses on the past and on how the present came to be. Peter/Edmund, which means incest as well as slash, and if you don't like it, then DON'T read it!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Breaking Point by Eli0t reviews
And you are not like this. You don’t go to bars after work and get slammed when your wife and kids are waiting at home. You don’t cheat and you don’t lie and you don’t want to kiss your partner so bad it actually hurts. Jimmy/Cooper Eps. Forever Blue.
Cold Case - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
A Slytherin's Dastardly Plans by Wayward Awesome reviews
The mind of a Slytherin may be considered 'evil' and somewhat 'nefarious', and in some cases almost 'diabolical', but, damn, do they come up with some great plans! HarryxDraco Slash! Rated for later chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fiery by Shanne reviews
Draco’s planning the wedding with his mother over the Floo Network. Harry, on the other hand, fancies a shag and Draco’s rear end is so tempting on the floor there… Slash HPDM one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let Me Show You by shounenai4life reviews
I love you as you love her. ThomasxJohn Smith. Slash.
Pocahontas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2008 - John S., Thomas - Complete
Harry's Project by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Harry is bored after the war. When he accidentally finds a file indicating that the Ministry was less than just to the Malfoy family, he decides helping them can be his next pet project. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexy Hogwarts by Secret Snoopy reviews
Slash parody! Hogwarts is a place where slash runs wild, without a plot or a quality check. Rated M for minor language, sexual situations and strong stupidity. Now with added slush!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When the Stage Lights Go Down by xox Moony xox reviews
At 21, Maxxie has finally left Bristol behind to pursue a budding career as a dancer in the West End when an unexpected face from the past shows up and threatens to stir things up again.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Maxxie O., Tony S. - Complete
Heat Wave by xox Moony xox reviews
It’s mid-August, it’s 35 C and certain people are getting a little restless. Tony/Maxxie.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Tony S., Maxxie O. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by xox Moony xox reviews
It’s the morning after another party and Maxxie finds himself in bed with unwanted company. One shot.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Tony S., Maxxie O. - Complete
Home by ChibiP reviews
After a long time of wait, Draco finally comes back home... and to Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. In this story are an obsessed Potter, bonds, hormones, conspiracy theories, far too much self help and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Helplessly Hoping by daflippnay reviews
When JD gets into a car accident, the person that he deems least likely to offer him their aid and support... does. JDCox.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,165 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Daddy Needs to Get Laid by Arawna reviews
Draco's twin daughters are almost too evil for this world. They only want to see their father happy for a change and will stop at nothing for that to happen, even if it involves maniacal antics to get their DADA teacher to fall in love with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goblin Rebellions by Soul of The Wind reviews
Oliver is having a bit of trouble grasping the concept of a goblin rebellion, so Percy offers him help, in his own Percyish way. [PercyxOliver] [Semi sexual content] [Completely made up History xD]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Crossing the Canal by MushroomAnn reviews
Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,042 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Examination by MyCrimsonDawn reviews
Elrond tries to explain something to a fiveyearold Estel, much to Legolas’ amusement. OneShot, Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Stigmata by InferiorBeing reviews
COMPLETE! HarryDraco Harry isn't the Dark Lord, so he cannot be with a Death Eater's son. This is the first time the BoyWhoLived ever asked for something and he cannot have it. So he takes matters into his own hands. Post HBP! Evil!Harry, Dark!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Delu reviews
How dare she? Touching what was his, holding what was his. His emerald eyes narrowed. He just barely held back an infuriated snarl. Oh she would pay. Slash, HD. Possessive!Harry, Dominated!Draco. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lovin On A Balcony by BlazeorFade reviews
Sam and Dean go at it. Wee!cest. Exhibitionism. Light, fun, playful wincest because Ineeded to cheer up. R&R please.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Reversed by Ze Blemmye reviews
Cedric Diggory has never wanted to destroy something so badly. CedricDraco. Noncon. Much OOCness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Cedric D., Draco M. - Complete
Over the Edge by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
WARNING: SLASH! HD! VERY GRAPHIC SEX!Draco ends up pushing Harry over the edge! TWISTS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Get a Kick out of You by Dru reviews
Chase gets a checkup, and more than he bargained for. Sequal to Ain't that a Kick in the Head. HouseChase preslash slash. Complete. well till the third and fourth ones...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,711 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Relaxation by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
Harry needs to relax a little and decides to take a bath in the prefects bathroom, but what happens when a certain blonde Slytherin decides to join him? WARNINGS: SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eternity On That Little Step by Eris Mackenzie reviews
“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just A Slow Dance by Firesword reviews
Slash. HPDM. PostHBP & PostVoldemort. Harry had declined Ginny's request for a dance. However, when he was asked by silverhaired Draco Malfoy, how would he respond?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Touchy Feely by Meg-Of-The-Moon reviews
Percy's siblings notice Oliver and Percy are joined at the hip, but Oliver's a touchy feely kinda guy. Ginny is the lucky one. AU, Slash PwOw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Creme Rinse? by BadKatPat reviews
Harry needs to get his hair styled for Hermione and Ron's wedding. He ends up in our favorite blond's shop. fluffy slash hd
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Into The Woods by juxtaposed reviews
crack!fic. The HP version of Hansel & Gretel, with Harry as Hansel and Draco as Gretel. Also featuring SeverusLucius and RemusSirius. Slash, rated R, so please be warned before clicking! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Shade Mimir reviews
When the twins create magically enhanced mistletoe for their new Christmas line, things get a little out of hand. SLASH HPxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Crossing the Great Divide by Idamonae reviews
Harry and Draco have a row. Draco leaves the country and Harry follows to win him back. Featuring ClosetDom! Harry and UnapologeticallyBottom! Draco. Crack!Fic. MAJOR Holiday fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Concertina by desolate butterfly reviews
drabbley RLDM. Remus Lupin wants something he really shouldn't have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Remus L., Draco M. - Complete
Angel Boy by Miroslav reviews
What is kindness? How can you define it? And if you've got a definition, do you truly know if you'd recognize it? ...Even if it came up and kissed you on the lips? Slash, DracoRon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Bloody Hell Weasley! by kay.kay reviews
Harry & Pansy just got together. She & Blaise have been together. And now Hermoine thinks its time Draco and Ron found love too. But as she starts pushing random girls towards them, she discovers just who the two really need. Each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Little Rubber Duckie by Deranged Faerie reviews
Severus and James have a lovehate relasonship. They hate each other because they have nothing in common, but they have more then they thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Severus S., James P.
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Golden Dwarf by Athelassa reviews
What is the most fascinating thing about Legolas? His golden hair of course! The first meeting of Aragorn and Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Pretty Spin by yeaka reviews
Billy and Michael try some new things. (Slash.)
Billy Elliot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
When Daddys Away, Draco Will Play by SilenceForever reviews
My dead VG Jekyll took it upon herself to beta this oneshot which is dedicated to her and I have finally posted it. Jekyll I love you so much! you are soo talented and I am happy that you are one of my aquentences! this story is still dedicated to you, f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Weight of the World by SweetProserpina reviews
A look into what really happened when the third year Slytherins had to battle the Boggart in DADA. Their worst fears are nothing to laugh at. Warning for slight gore and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Draco M., Remus L.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Escalation by venenatus.venustas reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To The Grave by catsncritters reviews
JPSS SLASH Albus knows Severus harbors a very strong dislike of the Potters, but he doesn't know just how deep it goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2004 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Phase by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Harry goes through a phase. This involves snogging a lot of people. Slashy with many pairings, including HD. I put this under R, just to be safe. R as in Really plotless, pointless drivel. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart of the Dream by Ithilien reviews
-Complete- The will of the Ring is stronger than many may realize. Aragorn comes to see that the Ring's power can be deceptive and that lies can be made into torments all their own. Non-con slash warning. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,748 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wacky Wednesday by Dakota Reynolds reviews
Harry’s diversion walked through the room and planted itself in his lap. Its name was Draco Malfoy. Cue raunchy music. HPDM Warning: Very much slash, very much rated R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Burn With The Passion by DarkBryna1724 reviews
Draco is secretly an incubus. What happens when he accidentally loses control one night around his worst enemy? HPDM, slash -Oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Masquerade by Karma Willow reviews
He won't be told that he wouldn't last a day in the Slytherin world. He can. And he will throw away all of his inhibitions for one bloody, sexy night, to prove that he can survive in that world, and to gain the attention of his fantasy. (HD oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flying with Nectarine Wings by 7x7chan reviews
Legolas and Aragorn meet each other again after three years. Legolas is, however, not really carefull with the booze...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Most Precious Gift by Anath de Malfoy reviews
Draco can't come home for the holidays, but even this can't keep him and Lucius apart! Warning: Malfoycest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Sweetest Sin is Always the Deadliest by Soleil Fonce reviews
One-shot. Songfic. Harry has an obsession. It’s about time he did something about it, eh? H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
Like Water for Squid Meat by Mad Maudlin reviews
In Which there is a thin line between antipathy and obsession, Hermione solves problems that don't need much solving, Harry wears a false moustache, and something goes on at the lake that no one is prepared for. With Smirking Innuendo ™!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Gluttony by Dala1 reviews
Ron Weasley, glutton of the senses. (R/D, short)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/30/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Honey by Oakenshield reviews
Who would have thought breakfast could get so dirty! Aragorn Legolas Shamelessly suggestive piece of dialogue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Just Your Normal CinderPotter by Ryo0oki reviews
What the title says. Slash, H/D and R/S. Pathetic attempts at humor. =^_^= [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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I used to look up to you reviews
A short conversation between Finn and Kurt regarding what's going on between him and Quinn. No slash or Kurt/Finn romance.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
I don't care reviews
Will's stomach flutters, Rachel knows something and Kurt doesn't care. A cheesy but cute - if you ask me story about luuuuv. Oneshot, I guess it's kinda fluffy what's fluff anyway? Will/Kurt R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Will S., Kurt H. - Complete
Pinocchio reviews
With love you can create something wonderful, life. That is what James does, he creates Harry from love, but Harry is different from other children, both muggle and magical. He must find what his parents has with each other, love. OOC AU HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Observer reviews
Just a short One-shot, Tamaki/Kyoya. Haruhi is observing the other hosts, especially Tamaki and Kyoya, and shares her thoughts. Haruhi POV.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
When I can't be perfect reviews
Unlike, seemingly, the rest of her school she hates Hogwarts. It's not the fairytale she imagined it to be. Not only that, she is losing her confidence. The only one she can talk to is the one everyone else sees as the enemy. more inside.. AU OOC OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ron W., OC
The sadness within reviews
Is Draco really what people think he is? a cruel snob who hates mudbloods, or is there something deep within him? If there was could Harry be the one to see it? It contains bitchy Hermione at the first chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
We're all in this together! reviews
The gang goes and watches a movie... but they get very upset by it. On their way home they talk about it! If you liked/loved the Twilight movie then don't read, it's just me joking around anyway ;D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Longing for your touch reviews
Today the Host club has a day of, meaning no frantic school girls. What will they do on this rare day? Breaking rules? Will Tamakis love for Kyoya be answered? Slash, smut or what you call it, ONESHOT! ;D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete