Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."

SladeRobin drabblecollection, and some Red X now! Both slash and nonslash stories will be listed... mostly slash, though... severe fluffwarnings might be issued.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

Inspired by Rorscharch's Blot's Things I'd Like To See In a Fic #449: The movie Bruce Wayne saw before his parents were gunned down was Zorro, the Gay Blade, leading to a much more flamboyant superhero. (Collection of oneshots, not in any particular order).

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

[anthology] Various drabbles. Some are cute, some are angsty, some are speculation, some are AU. Some are het, some are slash, some are gen. Each has their own rating and warnings.

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

Crazy wizard meets crazy angel, and it's the start of a beautifully crazy friendship. Too much crazy? Nah. Told in drabbles. Set in S7, before "Reading Is Fundamental" and onward. No pairings, but a smidgen of bromance. *On Hiatus*

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.

One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.

After the war Harry literally chose to step into alternate universe where words such as muggle & quidditch are obsolete, where wizards are mere fiction, and where he soon gets dragged into yet a another battle after crossing paths with Torchwood. Jack/H

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Written for Crowley's Covert Christmas Fic exchange on Livejournal. The prompt was: Castiel goes Christmas shopping, (point of view of a shop assistant trying to help him buy Dean the perfect gift). Warnings for double entendres and misunderstandings!

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

Tag to 7x01. The police investigates a rather strange break-in and somebody has to interview the witnesses. Outsider POV.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?

AU-spinoff-sequel...thing to Female of the Species. Will make no sense unless you've read at least the first 10 chapters of that. Jack Harkness returns to Torchwood, but something is very different about... her?

Dead Air tag. AU. McGee and Ziva discovery that a couple of hours of peace and quiet stolen while on the job comes with a price. If you like McGee and Ziva, you might want to pass on this story. Winner: 2014 Fan Favorites Award GEN: Favorite Episode Related/Missing Scene. )

The TARDIS translated the Second Doctor's favorite exclamation as "Oh dear", but...

Second in the Purgatorio series. There are voices in the walls, and stalkers in the hallways. At least not everything is dire; plans are made, minds are broken and things are finally getting interesting.

AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?

Sometimes Sam and Dean are awed by the sheer number of weird crap that exists (and that they've killed), and sometimes their Greatest Hits list bleeds into their dinner conversations. Rarely, though, do strange (and obviously non-human) men stop in to comment on those discussions. Slight crossover with SG-1.

You wouldn't think that Jack having a backup coat and uniform would have been a bad idea, but when rifts, hellmouths and Halloween combine Xander ends up in a great coat of trouble. BtVS/Torchwood crossover.

Will and Hannibal are making dinner. They get an unexpected guest who invites himself in. HOLY HELL, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO EAT THE METH HEAD. QUIT COMMENTING ABOUT IT AND ENJOY THE DAMN STORY. IT'S CALLED BANTER AND SERIAL KILLERS LIE TO SCARE THEIR VICTIMS. Murder husbands. Domestic fic. Dark comedy. M/M Rated T for language. Not Beta Read

Being Master of Death had a lot of unintentional consequences. The three Hallows were tools of another world's creator to pick a Death for leading the Death Gods as they collect the souls of mortals. Being mortal himself, however, Harry couldn't very well be expected to govern as a wizard. Demon!Harry No!Slash (The Demon's Dear Friend has permission for borrowed ideas)

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

Aliyah Alternate Ending: My version of -What if Gibbs had chose Ziva instead of Tony when Ziva issued her ultimatum. Not for Ziva-lovers, just fair warning. Ziva-bashing involved.

An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.

Harry James Potter was temporarily temporally displaced – and none too pleased about it.

During his 5th year, Harry runs through the veil after his godfather. Only... it doesn't work? However, Harry soon finds that nothing is quite what it seems... SLASH!

Running through the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter ends up in a magical accident and finds his mind switched with the God of Mischief. Meanwhile, Loki wakes up shorter and scrawnier than he would have liked. No Pairings. AU from fifth year.

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

'At the age of four, the world finally sees that there is something wrong with little Harry Potter.' Reincarnation was always a tricky thing. Poor wizarding world, they won't know what hit them. First in the Purgatorio series.

He's the King of Hell, not a bloody babysitter, but that doesn't stop Castiel from leaving two de-aged Winchesters with him. Oh, bollocks, what's he supposed to do with a toddler and a six-year-old? Set in season 6 canon. Gen.

There's a disturbing lot about humans that Sephiroth, Angeal and Genesis just don't understand. [Fantasy AU]

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.

Idiot, what did I tell you about insulting different cultures!

Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.

Crowley's going to have movie night, even if it kills him. And by "him," Crowley means Bobby.

Jim Moriarty, Loki Laufeyson, the Master. With three egos that big plus a slightly bitter gunman sharing one London flat, things can get... interesting. Honestly, their arch-rivals teaming up- with two hunters and an angel to boot- is the least of their worries. A series of instalments with crossovers everywhere and a good dollop of utter crack.

What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?

I will not say the words you crave. I will not break the spell you cast over me. Aizen x Gin. Companion piece to 'Touched'. Aizen's pov. M. COMPLETE.

There's something wrong with Bobby. He's drinking tea, eating scones, and he's out of beer! Who's responsible for these dastardly changes to his personality? It's best Sam and Dean don't find out.

Team 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious fic

Dean is alive, the night is starless, and Sam won't open his eyes. -Boy King AU-

Castiel has been given a mission: destroy the Boy King.

Halloween isn't so much fun when you're an adult, especially when the trick-or-treaters are armed with water guns and know how to use them.

Dean is pretty sure it's his fault his brother is now a red-headed woman. One-shot ficlet. SPN season 2.

Three times an ordinary citizen bit off more than he could chew. Dean, Sam, Cas, outsider POV.

Sam really enjoyed wielding Mjölnir

In which Dean is happy to be in Vegas, pissed that someone dared endanger his favorite adult site, and spied upon by a crime scene investigator. Gen ficlet. No explicit content, despite title.

Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?

When Derek Morgan notices some rather suspicious behavior on Spencer Reid's part, he takes it upon himself to find out just what it is that Spencer doesn't want anyone to know about. What happens when he finds the answer to be rather unexpected. Morgan/Reid Friendship. One-Shot.

AU starting from 4x16 'On the Head of a Pin': Sam killed Alistair, but not before Alistair reminded Dean of who and what he'd become in Hell. Dean knows Sam can take down Lilith, and he'll make damn sure Sam gets strong enough to do just that. They'll stop the Apocalypse, together, no matter what. Written for spn reversebang 2011 for a gorgeous art prompt by quickreaver

Written for the prompt:Post S7/Pre-S8: Sam finds out he can use his powers to bust Dean and Cas out of purgatory. He falls off the demon blood wagon. He tries to break them out, but it's a huge strain and he can only manage to grab Dean, and maybe the effort scrambles Sam's eggs a little, and he wasn't doing so hot with his magic mental health cure locked in Purgatory anyway.

The Joker escapes Arkham and with Batman being hunted down and two FBI agents already there, Gordon calls in the BAU out of desperation. But when the Joker takes an interest in Reid, things take a turn for the worse. Follow up to According to Plan. Dark.

What if help never came for Debra Morgan at the end of season one? What if Brian had a chance to salvage his relationship with Dexter? Old bonds are broken as new ones form.

sequel to 'The Devil's in the Details' When Sam opened Lucifer's Cage, the only thing he found inside was his grace. Sam remembered his past – his war against the Host, his Fall, and his plans to bring about the End. The thing is…he doesn't want the Apocalypse anymore. He likes things the way they are, and tries everything to keep his identity a secret -especially from Dean.

After faking his death, Crowley needs a way to torment the Winchesters without anyone realizing he's still alive and kicking. So he hits them right where it hurts the weirdest: in the Wincest. If he can't kill them, he'll scar them emotionally instead.

Crowley raises the best Hellhounds and intends to make sure everyone knows it. Nothing spices up a dog show like the introduction of the King of Hell and his loyal pet.

If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?

Kyle is surprised to see an old college friend after seven years. Especially considering that said friend is Sam Winchester, who is supposedly a psychopath. And dead. Post-s7; outsider POV.

In which Sam states little but implies a lot, and Dean fills in the blanks. Early season seven, rated for non-explicit references to rape.

It's only natural that people create guidelines for their everyday interactions. However, when you're dealing with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, nothing is ever normal.

That awkward moment, when you're in the shower, and you hear a noise and think, "Someone's killing my family, and I'm going to have to fight them naked." Yeah, Winchesters have those often. Ficlet.

Stuck on the slow path, Capt. Jack Harkness receives a letter instructing him to save two American boys and prevent a paradox from unraveling the universe. Spoilers for DW through "Utopia"; references to TW through "Fragments"; pre-series Winchesters with spoilers through Season 5.

In which Harry is propelled into a world where magic is trapped in baubles, monsters scavenge among rubbish and the Planet bleeds to make fighters stronger, but friendship, at least, is still friendship.

The tykes were lost, that much was obvious. Pre-series for AtS; Wee!Chesters.

He seemed nice. Friendly, polite, big smile.

Sam didn't realize how well Lucifer understood him. Until his darkest, deepest secret was exposed by the devil... This is why Sam said 'yes' in Detroit. X Warning: M/M, MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS, Possible incest, Implied Dean/Sam. Thank you in advance for the read and please review! XD

Alone on the Throne of Asgard, Loki calls upon himself for advice.

"Those Winchester boys, jinxed them are. Sooner or later everyone winds up dead around them." - Harry was actually hoping that was the case. Fem!Harry

Ianto and Jack meet Castiel, who goes through the Rift while on the way back after the events of The Song Remains the Same, and have some revealing conversations. Established Jack/Ianto, mention of threesome pairing.

"We had a very interesting conversation with your partner, Dean. Gabriel claims the two of you are married," Hotch said, watching for Dean's reaction. Established Dean/Gabriel pairing.

Sometimes Rory thinks that the Doctor should come with a warning label. Danger: volatile. Do not shake, heat, or underestimate.

Harry's lived with his abusive family his whole life, he's always been known as a freak. You'd think his uncle would be happy about being proved right but when Harry accidentally throws fire, he's angrier than ever. Can Harry trust the man that promises to take him away from it all when he's not even really a man? A pre-slash prequel. Sequel will be written if this is well received

A meeting at a broken-down red telephone box. Sherlock needs to make a call and Harry's just trying to get to work.

In Which John Struggles With His Fluid Sexuality, Sherlock Struggles With His Massive Brain, And Sherlock Discovers He Is A Total Sub. Sex, Smut, BDSM lite.

In Which Sub!Sherlock and Dom!John Continue To Negotiate The Terms Of Their Relationship, Solve A Case, And Fuck. *I originally wrote this as Chapter 2 of "There Are Unexplored Possibilities About You," but decided this was too long and could stand alone. But it might work better if you read the other first, I dunno. Established BDSM relationship, breathplay, bloodplay, cutting.

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

There is only one way to kill a Shinigami. In which Light falls into his own trap and his plans go horribly right. DARK Ryuk x Light, YAOI, oneshot written for DN Kink meme.

The Doctor loves surprises. Harry Potter is the only wizard with the Vortex in his blood. Someone gets implicated in intelligent design.

Sibling rivalry, drinking games and illegal activity are all to be expected when two detectives, a doctor and the British government fight to win a thousand pounds. Friendship, utter crack, not fit for human consumption.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

The TARDIS decides she has enough fuel for one more little trip before insisting on taking the Doctor and Martha to Cardiff for a pit-stop. That one little change will affect so much. Female!Doctor.

This is where the half-baked ideas that I've lost interest in but would still like to see written will go. If you decide to use anything, please send me the link so that I can read it.

Sometimes finding your place in the world is a longer and rougher journey than you could ever imagine. Thankfully, you find the people to help you through it along the way. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics.

Maybe Dick should've left the tablet where it was.

He knows he shouldn't be looking. Except it's a bit difficult to turn away and walk down the hall when it's so obvious and fascinating and there, almost like an invitation. .:. peepingtom!Sherlock, bottom!John. PWP.

John is in a mood. Sherlock decides a lesson in observation would make a perfect distraction. Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones.

Two captains walk into a bar. One gets shot in the face. The other learns a thing or two about inanimate objects.

A series of short stories and drables about the Winchesters. Each chapter is a stand alone story. 52: "'Dean has a what now' He gets 'a girlfriend' and 'not a girlfriend' as answers and they manage to say the word 'girlfriend' completely in sync. "

Part of my Winchesters Rising universe. You might need to read that first. In this story - Dean gets his job on the construction crew and wants to celebrate. Sam doesn't want to celebrate. Told from Ben's POV.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Tag scene to MBV - Sam's been in the panic room and he asks Dean one question: Zoaver? Told from Cas's confused POV.

The Doctor and River run into Jack, who's a bit befuddled about their relationship.

This is the story of what Lucifer called "Azazel's Gang" Sam finds out that demons have controlled almost his entire life. Language rating WARNING- brief- I mean one 5 word sentence brief mention- of past child abuse- that is not what the story's about

James Norrington, a man of honor. Jack Sparrow, a man of... something else entirely. Hint: It isn't honor. PostCOTBP, events of the sequels didn't happen. Slash sparrington sparrow/norrington

Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.

My version of what happened when John is kidnapped in The Great Game. Various Warnings: Swearing, rape, general adult context. M for a reason.

the alpha vampire said soulless-Sam would be "his perfect animal." He was. set during and after 6x07

Spencer Reid is a young FBI profiler tasked with interviewing Christopher Keller, a Death Row inmate with many secrets and a very dangerous appetite. Crossover with Oz. M for violence, sex, and language. Please R&R

Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.

Cas hides Robo!Sam in the 90s, where he meets the younger version of Dean, 16 and hooking to be able to survive the next day. [WARNINGS: prostitution, wincest, Robo!Sam totally warrants a warning lol]

A very special inmate at Arkham Asylum has agreed to do a custodial interview with the BAU... But are Reid and Morgan really prepared to meet the Clown Prince of Crime? Oneshot.

"Take a good look at Sam. You two will never see each other again." Henricksen had picked the wrong words to say. 3x12 reflection/missing scene.

Set post 6x13. soulless-Sam whispers to Sam from behind Death's wall. Sam starts to listen.

written between 12/2010 and 2/2011 this story explores the idea that Sam and Lucifer are indeed two halves made whole. This is an AU set after 6x11.

In which the Eleventh Doctor meets the demon Crowley and mutual confusion ensues.

John has three tattoos. One of them, is a five-pointed star with black flames.

Spencer Reid thought of Dean Winchester as family. So how did the deal affect him? Informant 'verse!

Soaking wet strangers that fall out of the sky should always be taken with a grain of salt...and every other weapon you can come up with. Too bad for Dean none of them seem to be working. Au from Hello, Cruel World and before Pilot.

Lucifer is addicted to HBO. His half-brother wants him to distract the devil with sex so he can watch TV. Somehow, being stuck in the cage is not exactly going how Sam pictured. Sam/Lucifer and Adam/Michael if you squint

Written for the prompt: The Winchesters just don't seem able to die or stay dead, something perpetually special about them, beyond just being vessels. It's a long time on centuries maybe, though the boys don't age and the world's much the same.

written during the season 6 / 7 hiatus for the prompt: Sam has tried, and failed, to kill the new god. Sam works in secret to discover, create, or become a weapon that will kill gods. 100 years in Hell has done wonders for Sam's perspective.

It would have been beautiful, if he'd been yours unconditionally, but he wasn't. Jessica's POV, hints of Wincest, not a happy story. Canon character death.

John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.

The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.

Crossover: Sherlock/Torchwood, just a random story in which John finds out a little of the sort of people Sherlock aquaintences himself with... and, of course, Jack just happened to bring along The Doctor's severed hand.

Bobby catches the boys in a compromising position, threatening the end of Sam and Dean's relationship with him. Wincest.

Cloud gets suckered into cleaning out old Mr. Hojo's attic. While cleaning he discovers an old lamp — a lamp with four genies crammed inside. Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud; ASGZC.

Dean/Jo/Sam It's hard to be exited when you can't exactly say which Winchester put a baby in your belly.

Dean wants to try bondage, and there's no one he trusts enough to tie him up except Sam. Explicit Wincest, Bondage.

Cas is drunk, annoyed - and has a very good vocabulary. Rated for language.

"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.

Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.

The Doctor gets caught unawares by a biological trait... Jack just happens to be there...

Set after MBV. Just trying to have a quiet beer, Dean and Sam meet up with an idiot. Up now - Ch2: Sam and Dean meet up with the idiot the next day. Outsider POV

Post 5.22. What if the Cage were timeless, or outside of time, and returning back to time had major physiological and psychological repercussions?

Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.

Morgan's in a good mood, Reid's too quiet, and Gideon thinks it's funny. Sometimes, being the BAU's Unit Chief is all about finding ways around the regulations. Morgan/Reid slash, concerned!Hotch, PWP, references to m/m sex. Supposed to be funny.

Sam was always a little odd as a child. His only friend was imaginary. When he turned 14, John realised his imaginary friend was still there and got him professional help. Only Dean wondered just how imaginary the friend was. Pre-Series. SLASH.

John muses on the advantages of having Moriarty around. SHJW slash if you put your goggles on.

After Profiler, Profiled. Morgan is struggling. Reid tries to help. Morgan doesn't react well to finding out that Hotch and Reid are a couple. SLASH H/R, slight d/s

In which Moriarty has known John long before Sherlock, and had been infatuated with him for the same amount of time. He's interested in Sherlock, but it's only after he sees Sherlock with John that things starts to get personal. Sorta-AU.

It's a normal night at Babylon when Justin sees Ted trying to pick up a trick. Justin decides to help. Rated for some coarse language and sexual references. This is not a Justin/Ted story. They're just friends.

Spite and sympathy spur Sephiroth to spring a specimen from the lab. In his pants.

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away... Because Gabriel, Balthazar and Crowley make for mean poker buddies. Implied Sam/Gabriel, but it's barely there. It should be noted, I have no clue how to play poker.

In which Sherlock reflects on what his relationship with John means to him. Companion piece to "From the Blog of John H. Watson: On Sherlock." Warning: Attempted sexual assault, suicide, drug use, angst, asexual!angst. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!Jo

Cloud reveals to Tifa why things can never be the way she hopes between them. 'What if' fic.

Nobody kills in Dexter's town and gets away with it. Cover Art by Attempt Unique.

Five times someone tried to "prove" to Sherlock that he wasn't actually asexual, and the one person to whom it didn't matter.

Torchwood is down a technical specialist and a doctor. Mycroft is trying to keep a genius and a doctor safe from Moriarty without having to spend too much on repairing the damage that a bored, imprisoned Sherlock can cause to a safe house.

Tag to 6x19 Mommy Dearest - A 'What if' story, where Sam gets the short end of the stick...again.

After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.

Thomas goes to Washington, D.C. and is framed for murder. He calls the only person he knows that can get him out of this mess. Or, alternately, the 'Harry and Thomas' show goes to D.C.

After being kicked out by his parents, Cloud moves to Midgar. Then he meets his neighbors. And he's almost positive that they're stalking him. AU; ASGZC. Oneshot.

Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot

Dean decides to surprise his brother with a new phone. Even better is when he finds that he's been able to save all of Sam's old information and restore it to his cell. That's when he discovers an old voicemail that Sam has kept saved...

Castiel puts in an appearance. But he's not up to speed. AU. Seventh in my 'Evil Is As Evil Does' sequence. Wincest relationship.

Nietzsche was right! When fighting monsters, Harry should have been more careful not to become one. That didnt matter anymore. It was too late to save himself. He could still save the world from Voldemort but who would save Voldemort from him? Darkfic AU

Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.

When left to their own devices, Rory and The Doctor discover what a 'boys day in' can really turn into inside the TARDIS. Warning: Slash involved.

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

It was always them, Amy, Rory, the Doctor and the TARDIS - a bit of character introspection for Rory. Threesome: Amy, Rory and Eleven. Spoilers for series 5.

Prompt: Demon!Dean talks Sam into the role of Boy King. Wincest, gift-fic for dauntdraws for the Antichristmas 2011 Exchange.

The legend spreads about how Winchesters don't stay dead. Outsider POV.

S6. Castiel has become addicted to soul-touching, and Sam's soul? That's something special he can't get enough of. That doesn't make it any more pleasant for Sam.

It is John/Sherlock, but Sherlock isn't in it. John deals with some homophobic veterans. Rated for language, I may up it if anyone complains. I borrowed Tricia from the brilliant ScopesMonkey.

Stanford-era. Say Sam has a trick knee from hunting. Say he injures it again at college, and thinks it's just routine, he doesn't need to go to the clinic. But it keeps getting worse and Jess is freaked so he sees a doctor. Who tells them it's bad...

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.

Dean's well on his way to becoming the coolest person in Ben's world.

Oneshot, written for the kinkmeme: girl!Sherlock doesn't buy into stereotypical gender roles, and soon finds that John doesn't either. girl!Sherlock/John at the end.

What if Gabriel had been more of a trickster at the end?

The real reason Castiel kept invading Dean's personal space when he appeared.

Team Free Will gets another member. This one however didn't join for the sake of humanity. Obviously AU.

John makes full use of how he looks to deal with people he doesn't like, who never see it coming because John makes it so easy to categorize him as a teddy bear compared to Sherlock. Sherlock, of course, sees through all that. J/S

Post 6X14 When you finally get the coolest dad in the world, it's hard to let him go, and settle for normal.

Disciplinary duty takes a turn for the surreal when General Sephiroth uses Cadet Strife for his personal errand boy. However, when Cloud starts to notice something wrong with the General, he takes it upon himself to do more than just scrub the ceilings.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.

Thanks to Castiel, a small town's Christmas Tree gets an extra special ornament during the year of the Apocalypse that wasn't.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Moriarty kidnaps John, intending to send Sherlock a message. Things do not go as planned. S&M, smuttish. M b/c I'm paranoid.

Heaven and hell had their own destinies planned, one problem with that, they didn't foresee CPS getting involved.

Lestrade's thoughts on Sherlock's new 'colleague', dr. John Watson, set during a Study in Pink.

It starts with the usual experiment-gone-wrong in Potions, and suddenly Snape, Harry, and Draco are seeing - and hearing! - the world in an entirely different way.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

Jessica Moore was murdered by a monster, Sam Winchester swore that he'd fight the kind of monsters that killed the woman he loved. Goes AU in the pilot.

Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Not knowing where else to turn, Castiel looks for God in the one place where He cannot possibly be. Cracktastically AU.

Dark Side of the Moon AU. Outside POV: Two bodies found in a motel room in a small town. The sheriff wishes she'd never gotten involved. The M.E. wants to pretend it never happened. Two vigilantes are left wondering how a simple plan can go so wrong.

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.

It was a very, very long trip. Missing scene from 6x04

Sequel to Schism. In the aftermath of Countrycide, Ianto makes the decision to leave Torchwood and return to the Wizarding world. But, as he learns, Torchwood never really lets you go.

Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…

AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.

A wonky Vortex manipulator lands John Hart in Sunnydale, CA. A case of mistaken identity leads to some odd encounters for John and Spike.

Dexter listens to Doakes at the end of season two, and turns himself in. One by one, his friends pay him visits to Death Row.

Set about 9 years after the end of S5. Ben tells his tale in a bar. Spoilers all the way up to the end of S5, and kind of S6. Couple of minor swears. Mainly dialogue. First story after writer's block, please be nice! Or at least constructive!

Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.

Dean introduces Lisa to the only other Winchester left.

The Brotherhood of Evil won. Slade took over. Fifty years later, Robin wakes up to a brand new world, where Slade is the supreme ruler and Robin is… well, he is about to find out… Dark humor, Slash later on.

AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.

If you lived next door to the Winchester family in 1993, would you call Child Protective Services? an urban casefic for the 2010 summergen challenge

"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...

Dean and Sam are cursed to switch bodies for 48 hours toward the end of Season 5. It's just temporary, so they carry on as best they can, except that Dean finds himself struggling with the unfamiliar sensations of addiction and cravings. Warnings inside.

Deb discovers Dexter's secret and has a choice to make.

When a demon knocks the wind out of him, consciousness isn't the only thing Dean loses. A Sam/Dean slash fic :D

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

Ianto Jones walked into a bar and meets... Alastor Moody. It's just a bar he goes to after work. So what if everyone there dresses a bit weird?

Cloud has a chance to go back and fix things, but how much can he change? Is destiny truly set in stone? Zack/Cloud with Zack/Aerith and Cloud/Aerith sprinkles on top.

The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.

"People are strange, he thinks. No one seems to understand that the fragile butterflies he depicts are despicable, or that the disfiguring scars on his throat are the most precious thing in his world." Soubi, pre-series.

...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.

Oneshot. Sam gets his second taste of demon-blood - and it's the best thing he's ever had. Set in 1.22: Devil's Trap. AU or Missing Scene - take your pick.

What do you when your dad's stuck you and your brother in time out, and there's nothing to do? Lucifer and Michael. Humor/crackfic oneshot. "Swan Song" spoilers.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

Harry's sixth year is anything but calm: another fraud as DADA teacher, Umbridge on the loose, Voldemort wants revenge, new friends and allies come forth. The Malfoys behave strangely and Wiccans prowl Hogwarts ... SLASH HP/LM/DM, SB/RL, Veela!Malfoys oO DISCONTINUED! Oo

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Sam/OMC. M, Very OOC. "It was just like another job, and it didn't hurt anybody, and it looked like I was helping other people enjoy themselves. Like an entertainer. It wasn't a bad thing." Contains disturbing content and underage sex for money.

Harry is on the hunt for a serial killer, bent on murdering famous wizards and witches in Time. While testing a special Time-Turner, Harry and Severus have an accident and find themselves in the middle of the underground facilities of Torchwood.

Another tag to 'Dark Side Of The Moon.' The hunters' version of the 'Telephone' game. Roy calls George, who tells Lenny, who calls Carl, who calls Tamara, who calls Rufus, who calls Bobby, who calls Dean and gives him a piece of his mind. Humor.

Because you promised. Post-war, post-'Not About You', with reference to Chap 17 of 'Random Acts of Bleachness', with reference to 'Over All Things'.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Summary: It turns out neither Heaven nor Hell can fight city hall. A little cracky. Spoilers through 5.10.

Zack has returned, not from the dead, but from hiding. Cloud is relieved to see the old friend he had to keep swearing was dead, but Tifa and the others don’t quite get what’s going on… No slash.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

In time, everything changes. Sebastian and Ciel's contract has long since died, leaving the eternal pair to live on in a modern world far removed from the Victorian England they are used to.

Dean attempts to teach Castiel about the use of euphemism. And lives to regret it. Season 5. Crackish qualities. Rated T for language.

As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.

When a dead man the spitting image of John Hart appears through the Rift, the team investigate. But they don't get very far before the dead man wakes up in the morgue. Humour, one-shot.

Spencer Reid wears many hats. He is the baby of the BAU team. The coffee-addict.The socially awkward young man. Yet, he is more than that, and they will never know. #1 in The Informant 'verse!

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

A six-year old Sam can’t sleep. Which means Dean can’t sleep. Which means the sheep know kung fu. No, really.

HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.

What Harry's friends failed to realize was that the unwilling contract he had entered into with the Goblet was not his first, nor was it his most important. HarryPotter/Kuroshitsuji crossover. A Ciel-is-Harry story. No Slash

Crossover with NCIS. People who work in Abby's lab are never what they seem. And Sam is no exception.

John generally made it a policy not to get on a first name basis with men who were going to get themselves killed. But Harry had always been special. John/Harry

The BAU must interview victims of the Ice Truck Killer before interviewing the UNSUB himself. They get more Information than hoped for.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.

The test to get a speeder license is so easy for Anakin that he could do it in his sleep. Literally.

Some people are cat people. Some people are dog people. And then there are people like Dean... Unrepentant crack. Castiel is there, too.

Dean should’ve known that in a battle of wits over his soul, Lilith would lose to someone who’d actually wanted to be a lawyer. Oneshot, gen.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

Slade in Titan’s Tower? Well, he has come for a visit, and seems to like certain… elements… enough to stick around, but things are about to happen which will put the odd couple to the test once more, and Batman is only a PART of it… SLASH

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Captain John Hart decides to discover more about Earth and has a rather pleasant encounter with a couple of boys in Pittsburgh. Enter Brian Kinney and Justin Taylor.

Tag to 3.10/ Spoilers to season 3/ Dean gets curious one night and peeks into Sam's and Bobby's dreams. inspired by Spongebob Squarepants

It all starts with a threesome, really. It all continues through threesomes. Then, it's just minus one. [THREESOME PORNFEST! Sam/Dean/OFC. Top!Sam/Bottom!Dean endgame of course. Updated: March 2023]

E/O Challenge drabble: Alert. Dean's a little paranoid.

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.

When Sam walks into the diner, all hell breaks loose. Or at least, as much hell as a small town in Connecticut can muster; compared to the real thing it's pretty tame. The Winchesters stop for coffee and encounter mistaken identity and a tragic case.

Dumbledore sends Severus Snape to pick up the 11 year old Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive. Maybe it's a mistake. drabble

Naruto time travel is a common theme, but we only ever see what happens to canon!Naruto when he time travels. What about all the Naruto from Alternate Timelines? Makes fun of multiple pairings het, slash, and femslash. Humor, satire, parody. for Corselli

It’s all in how you define the terms. Part of the "Beta Daily Prompt" collection.

AizenGin, AU. I have been watching him, and I have decided. I will have him. Gift fic for the AiGin FC.

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

yes yet another Crack!Castiel fic. Sam and Dean are at Bobby's for Christmas and are decorating the tree, what happens when Castiel shows up out of curiosity? Well nothing good of course! Especially when he gets curious about the tinsel...

Dean had imagined a lot of different scenarios about hell. But he hadn't quite imagined it to be like this. Especially he hadn't imagined so much paperwork to be involved...

Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.

Azazel never believed it, not even for a moment. Spoilers up to 4x03 In the Beginning.

narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.

Before their world crashed down around them, Mary Winchester always wanted a daughter. When Dean wakes up as the wrong sex, Sam is having the time of his life mocking his big ‘sister’ and the boys have to take a pit stop to figure things out. NO WINCEST!

Prompt was: Supernatural, Agent Hendricksen: grudgingly admit - on his quest to find Dean, his interviews with the people the Winchester's have helped

Pre-series. Sam at school.

Dean was having a bad day even before that idiot drove into the back of the Impala. And now the Principal's gone and called Dad. Super.

Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

A sequel to my story “Touch”. Slade has Robin, but how to keep him? He makes a deal with the boy… a deal with very specific terms… Slash? Yes it still is…

Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.

NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.

It was so easy to win him over. A hug and a chaste kiss and the boy was his. LockhartHarry, Chan, Dubcon

What happens when Sam & Dean stop in for supplies at a convenience store and find themselves in the middle of a robbery? OC POV. Complete.

Sam, like all good students, knew where to go for information. He knew libraries like the inside of a 1967 Chevy Impala, and the Internet like the parts of a Model 94 Winchester Rifle. Sam hacks.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

Clark is forced to re-live the same day over and over, with a good plot twist. Plot and character driven story set AU after Truth late Season 3 Smallville. Warning: Clex SLASH male/male romance sex. FINISHED.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.

They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.

Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.

[COMPLETE Slash: HPxLV, HPxLM, HPxSS] Taken as a child, Harry grows up knowing Nagini as his caretaker and Voldemort as a person that he'd like nothing more than to impress...

Ten minutes before Hagrid arrives to tell Harry of his wizarding parentage and destiny, Harry is kidnapped by a Voldemort controlled Quirrell while Peter Pettigrew casts a doppelganger spell and takes Harry’s place. HPSS, SSLV, others implied. COMPLETE