PerfectDestiny
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Joined 03-23-09, id: 1876214, Profile Updated: 02-09-10
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

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The Perfect Name by hit-the-duckies reviews
Why do only four family members get representation in the demonspawn's name? That just ain't right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
You do NOT Mess with Emmett's Sister by Symeria reviews
Kellan Lutz Our awesome Emmett! said it best, "Emmett's the protector. He's the guy that's there to crack jokes then beat somebody up." Bella is grateful that Emmett will be her brother in a few weeks. Emmett and Bella brother/sister bonding fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
Filling in the blanks of Rosalie's story. In the beginning pretty much all of the quotes came directly from Eclipse and therefore belong to Stephenie Meyer. Same goes for the characters. AU, Drama, OOC, Sad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Proposal by whitereflections12 reviews
It's time. Jacob is ready to propose to Nessie. That doesn't mean, though, that Edward is ready to let her go...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Amusement by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward takes Bella to the local fair, but at the end of the night is a surprise she didn't expect. A fluffy one shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Vampires by Planxty Lewis reviews
A song parody to Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. This was was pretty fun to do, so check it out. Read, review and enjoy! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
For the Love of...Snape? by Amethyst Jackson reviews
The diary of a boy-crazy Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Severus S.
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Where are the Eggs? reviews
-A one-shot with Emmett involving eggs
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Snowed In reviews
There's a snowstorm in Forks. Emmett decides to have some fun on his day off..
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Visitors reviews
Find out what happens when Tanya, a close friend of the Cullens come to visit, and when some very interesting guests attend Alice's Halloween party...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
RIP Cedric
A crash awakens Bella from a dream... How will she spend the night without her Edward? Title has been improved
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missed You To Death reviews
Edward has been gone for three days, and Bella is missing him terribly. Bella's alone, when the doorknob in her kitchen turns.. One-shot, very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Day In The Life Of A Soccer Mom reviews
It's just an ordinary day in the life of Esme. All-Human, One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Esme - Complete
Good Use reviews
Bella is cleaning her room when she notices something on the wall.. EdwardXBella One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Newtons for Dinner reviews
Heidi does some fishing in Italy and an unsuspecting couple from the small town of Forks takes the bait.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Aro, Mike - Complete
Emmett, You Are Not Going To That Baseball Game! reviews
Title says it all. One-Shot. Emmett lovers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Door Holder reviews
Alice takes Bella shopping, and a suspicious man holds the door for them on their way inside the building..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice, Bella
Tiaras and Valentines reviews
Just a cute one shot. Valentine's Day. Alice's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete