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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Wake series.

Here is a picture of Janie's ring from Of Course -


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
-On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
-On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
-On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... dang.)
-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because??...)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)
-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

The Week the Olympians Visited by psychncislover reviews
Zeus has allowed the Gods/Goddesses to visit their demigod children at camp, but a God and Goddess will be put at wits end when their children fall for each other...PERCABETH! WRITTEN IN THE MOVIE'S VIEW OF THINGS, MOVIEVERSE...take your pick XD LET'S SAY IT AGAIN...MOVIEVERSE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Grover - Complete
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I know these suck reviews
Hey Guys, I know everybody hates these, but I really want to find this story. It's AH and Bella and Rosalie are cheerleaders, Jasper is a football player, and Edward is the "bad boy." I give a description of the first chap. inside. Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
Help me forget reviews
Bella and the Cullens are in Renee's apartment after Bella gets out of the hospital from James attack, Bella had a very sad life before she moved to Forks. VERY DRAMATIC! AU, All human, rated T. This is my first story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Course reviews
Cabel gets romantic, NOT dirty at all
Wake series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete