Author has written 7 stories for Star Wars, and Twilight.
Hi, I’m an 18-year-old girl from Australia. I mainly write parodies of series I like, so far I’ve written parodies of the second and third Star Wars movies, a Twilight parody, and lots of little ficlets!
Story News: Please check out my revised versions of my parodies of Attack of the Clones, Revenge Of The Sith, and Twilight, plus my 100 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks, which are still being published.
I love reading and writing obviously. I also play the piano and speak French, which makes me sound like a bit of a priss (I’m not). I'm completely obsessed with music... I spend most of my time listening to it, but I only listen to rock/alternative music. I’m also interested in fashion, and I read Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar magazines. My favourite series of books is Harry Potter, which I worship as the god and overlord of all other books. I used to like Twilight, but now I hate it with a burning passion. The characters are all stereotypes and the writing is terrible; also, Bella is a classic Mary Sue, and incredibly irritating.
My main fandom is Star Wars. I love to write about it and I even read the spin-off series! Haha... I’m such a geek. Although I don't really take it that seriously... I usually end up laughing when I watch the movies. I like both the prequel and original trilogies. But I hate Anakin (whiny jerk) and Padme (weak and sappy). Obi-Wan is my favourite (I do have a bit of a crush on him) and I also like Qui-Gon and Mace Windu, because they are awesome.
Also, I'm completely, utterly obsessed with True Blood, especially Eric Northman. I'd do very, very bad things with him.
I made some lists of the things I like and dislike... some very long lists. Read them if you dare.
Harry Potter; watching Star Wars, talking about Star Wars, reading and writing Star Wars fanfics and just generally being a Star Wars geek; reading and writing stories of course; True Blood and everyone in it, especially Eric, who I am madly in love with; To Kill A Mockingbird; Pride & Prejudice; Lord Of The Rings; Jedi Apprentice; the Luxe series; Schindler's List; Pirates Of The Caribbean; The Boat That Rocked; Audrey Hepburn, especially in Breakfast At Tiffany's; Sucker Punch; Water For Elephants; Baz Luhrmann movies, especially Romeo Juliet and Moulin Rouge; Inception; Edward Scissorhands; Doctor Who; The Big Bang Theory; Scrubs; Black Books; Top Gear; awesome music like The National, Coldplay, Crystal Castles, Cloud Control, The Panics, Sarah Blasko, AC/DC, The John Butler Trio, Birds Of Tokyo, The Jezabels, White Lies, Tame Impala, Lykke Li, Angus & Julia Stone, Something For Kate, Gypsy & The Cat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Gotye, Children Collide, Florence The Machine, Arcade Fire, Lloyd Cole & The Commotions, Metallica, Bloc Party and Bat For Lashes; singing when I'm at home alone; piano; watching the last episode of the second series of Doctor Who and crying; reading fashion magazines and homewares magazines; writing pointless lists like this one; football/soccer; watching Eurovision, laughing at all the stupid entries and then getting all excited when the voting starts; arguing with people; making CDs; writing offensive Twilight parodies; dancing in my bedroom; seeing bands live; swimming; trying to read Harry Potter in French (I managed to get through the first book and some of the second); pretty much every single Harry Potter character, but especially Ron, Remus, Luna, Fred and George, Sirius, Dumbledore, Snape and Draco; Ralph Fiennes; Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Mace Windu and Tahl; David Tennant; Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch; Colin Firth as Mr Darcy; Ewan McGregor; Dylan Moran in Black Books; Liam Neeson; J.K. Rowling; Johnny Depp; Alexander Skarsgard; Michael Gambon; Robert Pattinson in everything except Twilight; Keira Knightley; Go Fug Yourself; Leonardo DiCaprio; the Socceroos; Charlotte Bronte; Jane Austen novels; Chanel and Karl Lagerfeld; the late Alexander McQueen; playing FIFA on the Playstation and yelling at my players; Frank Lampard.
Twilight, Edward and Bella in particular; shitty music, like pop and heavy metal; John Galliano; gossip magazines; Tom Cruise; cooking; Maths; Will and Elizabeth from Pirates; Anakin and Padme; politicians; religious extremists; trying to put on eyeliner; rugby, AFL and cricket; Hayden Christensen; Ross Gellar from Friends; George Orwell novels; Transformers; spiders; Fanfiction writers who can't use correct spelling, punctuation and grammar (in their NATIVE LANGUAGE, no less); Kristen Stewart; Ke$ha; reality TV shows; everything about Clone Wars; Kiwi accents; Rose Tyler in Doctor Who; the fact that Tahl died in Jedi Apprentice; horse people; the fact that EVERY SINGLE TRUE BLOOD EPISODE ENDS IN A CLIFF-HANGER, DAMMIT.
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