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Joined 03-23-09, id: 1876480, Profile Updated: 09-13-12
Author has written 7 stories for Star Wars, and Twilight.

Hi, I’m an 18-year-old girl from Australia. I mainly write parodies of series I like, so far I’ve written parodies of the second and third Star Wars movies, a Twilight parody, and lots of little ficlets!

Story News: Please check out my revised versions of my parodies of Attack of the Clones, Revenge Of The Sith, and Twilight, plus my 100 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks, which are still being published.

I love reading and writing obviously. I also play the piano and speak French, which makes me sound like a bit of a priss (I’m not). I'm completely obsessed with music... I spend most of my time listening to it, but I only listen to rock/alternative music. I’m also interested in fashion, and I read Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar magazines. My favourite series of books is Harry Potter, which I worship as the god and overlord of all other books. I used to like Twilight, but now I hate it with a burning passion. The characters are all stereotypes and the writing is terrible; also, Bella is a classic Mary Sue, and incredibly irritating.

My main fandom is Star Wars. I love to write about it and I even read the spin-off series! Haha... I’m such a geek. Although I don't really take it that seriously... I usually end up laughing when I watch the movies. I like both the prequel and original trilogies. But I hate Anakin (whiny jerk) and Padme (weak and sappy). Obi-Wan is my favourite (I do have a bit of a crush on him) and I also like Qui-Gon and Mace Windu, because they are awesome.

Also, I'm completely, utterly obsessed with True Blood, especially Eric Northman. I'd do very, very bad things with him.

I made some lists of the things I like and dislike... some very long lists. Read them if you dare.

Likes

Harry Potter; watching Star Wars, talking about Star Wars, reading and writing Star Wars fanfics and just generally being a Star Wars geek; reading and writing stories of course; True Blood and everyone in it, especially Eric, who I am madly in love with; To Kill A Mockingbird; Pride & Prejudice; Lord Of The Rings; Jedi Apprentice; the Luxe series; Schindler's List; Pirates Of The Caribbean; The Boat That Rocked; Audrey Hepburn, especially in Breakfast At Tiffany's; Sucker Punch; Water For Elephants; Baz Luhrmann movies, especially Romeo Juliet and Moulin Rouge; Inception; Edward Scissorhands; Doctor Who; The Big Bang Theory; Scrubs; Black Books; Top Gear; awesome music like The National, Coldplay, Crystal Castles, Cloud Control, The Panics, Sarah Blasko, AC/DC, The John Butler Trio, Birds Of Tokyo, The Jezabels, White Lies, Tame Impala, Lykke Li, Angus & Julia Stone, Something For Kate, Gypsy & The Cat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Gotye, Children Collide, Florence The Machine, Arcade Fire, Lloyd Cole & The Commotions, Metallica, Bloc Party and Bat For Lashes; singing when I'm at home alone; piano; watching the last episode of the second series of Doctor Who and crying; reading fashion magazines and homewares magazines; writing pointless lists like this one; football/soccer; watching Eurovision, laughing at all the stupid entries and then getting all excited when the voting starts; arguing with people; making CDs; writing offensive Twilight parodies; dancing in my bedroom; seeing bands live; swimming; trying to read Harry Potter in French (I managed to get through the first book and some of the second); pretty much every single Harry Potter character, but especially Ron, Remus, Luna, Fred and George, Sirius, Dumbledore, Snape and Draco; Ralph Fiennes; Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Mace Windu and Tahl; David Tennant; Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch; Colin Firth as Mr Darcy; Ewan McGregor; Dylan Moran in Black Books; Liam Neeson; J.K. Rowling; Johnny Depp; Alexander Skarsgard; Michael Gambon; Robert Pattinson in everything except Twilight; Keira Knightley; Go Fug Yourself; Leonardo DiCaprio; the Socceroos; Charlotte Bronte; Jane Austen novels; Chanel and Karl Lagerfeld; the late Alexander McQueen; playing FIFA on the Playstation and yelling at my players; Frank Lampard.

Dislikes

Twilight, Edward and Bella in particular; shitty music, like pop and heavy metal; John Galliano; gossip magazines; Tom Cruise; cooking; Maths; Will and Elizabeth from Pirates; Anakin and Padme; politicians; religious extremists; trying to put on eyeliner; rugby, AFL and cricket; Hayden Christensen; Ross Gellar from Friends; George Orwell novels; Transformers; spiders; Fanfiction writers who can't use correct spelling, punctuation and grammar (in their NATIVE LANGUAGE, no less); Kristen Stewart; Ke$ha; reality TV shows; everything about Clone Wars; Kiwi accents; Rose Tyler in Doctor Who; the fact that Tahl died in Jedi Apprentice; horse people; the fact that EVERY SINGLE TRUE BLOOD EPISODE ENDS IN A CLIFF-HANGER, DAMMIT.

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Force Jumper by Lilac Moon reviews
AU. Chapter 36 up now. The Jedi reject Anakin for training and he returns to Tatooine. But Shmi's murder causes Anakin to develop a unique ability that thrusts him into a secret war, not between Jedi and Sith, but between Force Jumpers and those who hunt them. Anidala
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,304 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Jedi Council: Behind the Scenes by WearTheMask reviews
What really happens during an average day of the Jedi Council. Parody. Meaning much OOCness. Read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,069 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/5/2005
STARE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Plotline by LionLad reviews
In this parody, the galaxy's stupidest Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice rescue a hot queen and set off in search of the plot. Rated T for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Nute Gunray
Holo-Diary of Master Dooku by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
Tionne Solusar has found a holo-recorder stashed away in the ruins of the Jedi Temple's living quarters while trying to salvage the lost knowledge of the Jedi. What she finds is the life of a Jedi Master before he had fallen. A private journal covering Count Dooku's life from age 4 to age 70, when he joins and leaves the Jedi Order.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Count Dooku, Qui-Gon J., Yoda, Xanatos
Mary Sue by Kestrel-Jade Walker98 reviews
A mysterious woman lands on Endor shortly after RotJ. Luke doesn't know who she is or where she comes from, but he's smitten. Something's amiss...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013
Revenge of the Sith: The Unauthorized Rewrite by Veriform reviews
The conclusion to the long-running Unauthorized Rewrite series is here at last. Anakin struggles against the darkness within himself as Palpatine's schemes come to their final fruition and the Republic crumbles. Violence, mature situations, etc. Comments welcome.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,460 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Attack of the Clones A Parody by Super Tinfoil Man Part 2 reviews
Attack of the Clones - A Parody. Explosions, partial nudity and partial explosions are dotted along a bloody line of bad acting and stolen lines in this almost exciting version of Episode 2.Now with LESS SALT ! Chapter 17 - This party is Over -
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lineage IX by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. Book 9. A year after parting ways, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon struggle to complete their self-appointed quests for enlightenment and justice.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,079 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku - Complete
Star Wars Drabbles by Archaeologist reviews
Drabbles are stories that are exactly 100 words long. I have a few that I'd like to share. They range from amusing to dramatic. Enjoy!
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/25/2007
A dish best served cold by Annabel Willow reviews
Five years ago, one boy ruined their lives. Now the opportune moment has come, and the boy will feel pain like he has never felt before.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012
Lineage VIII by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. BOOK 8: Hard on the heels of the mission to Apsolon, master and apprentice find new troubles - in their own backyard. Jenna Zan Arbor faces prosecution for her crimes; the Jedi grapple with the disastrous realities of corruption and personal loss; Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon undertake perilous and disparate quests.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,422 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Lineage VII by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. BOOK 7: Sent to the aid of their fellow Jedi on a disastrous mission to New Apsolon, master and apprentice contend with brainwashing, genocide, conspiracy, and the perilous realm of the heart.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,560 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Darth Perniteus: Blackness of the Dark by Mister Buch reviews
The Sith are deadly, and they are patient. Centuries after the rise of the powerful Darth Bane and generations before the cunning Darth Sidious, somebody else has to tide things over and continue the line of secret dark masters with ridiculous names. That somebody is Darth Perniteus, and he will accomplish something, at some point, before the end of this story. Hopefully.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Darth Bane, Darth Plagueis - Complete
Across the Stars: A Senator's Tale of Love and War by DMatukaitis reviews
A fanfiction novel depicting the events from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones through the eyes and point of view of Padme Amidala. Isolated in extreme and beautiful settings, the two star-crossed friends face the struggle between choosing right over wrong, duty over emotion, and love over war. I own nothing. I seek no profit. Rights go to whoever they belong to.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 55,672 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
What the Force Sees by Eryndil reviews
The Force sees beyond our thoughts and feelings into the very core of who we are. A very brief glimpse through the 'eyes' of the Force as it sees six Jedi: Yoda, Dooku, Qui-Gon, Mace, Obi-Wan and Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Yoda, M. Windu, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Peer Pressure by ruth baulding reviews
Obi-Wan comes to grips with an eccentric fellow Padawan and negotiates acceptable terms of coexistence. A comedy of manners in very, very short scenes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Quinlan V. - Complete
Lineage VI by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. BOOK 6: Master and apprentice undertake a risky undercover mission to expose conspiracy in a far-flung sector; a comedy of manners abruptly transforms into a nightmare when their cover is blown; and a desperate escape gambit strikes deep at the foundations of trust.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,296 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Downward Facing Sith by DarthObsydian reviews
"Yoda cleared his throat and retook his usual serene stance as he observed the scene before him. The Chancellor appeared to be on all fours, wearing nothing but a sleeveless red top and a pair of shiny, black 'booty' shorts." *What happens at the Chancellor's office, stays at the Chancellors office.*
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala - Complete
I'm Sorry, Master by Smenzer reviews
A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,809 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Révélations by Altairra reviews
Cette fanfic vient de subir un ravalement de facade. Dites-moi si vous aimez le (très léger) changement. Pendant le combat entre Anakin et Obi-Wan ,Obi-Wan est blessé. En voyant son maître inconscient et couvert de sang, Anakin redevient celui qu'il était et découvre d'horribles choses dans le passé d'Obi-Wan. L'histoire est mieux que le résumé.r&r
Star Wars - Rated: T - French - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Inheritance by ruth baulding reviews
Mace Windu decides to bond with the younger generation; the younger generation struggles to establish rapport; and trouble is waiting for them all, just a short hyperspace jump away.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - M. Windu, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Lineage V by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book 5: An evil scientist wreaks havoc when she captures Jedi Knight Tahl Uvain for purposes of obscure research; Qui-Gon Jinn and his Padawan rush to the rescue, only to be embroiled in further trouble; and Master Dooku joins in the hunt with characteristic aplomb.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,757 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Lineage IV by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book 4: Master and apprentice endure a stint with the Agri-Corps, and find that trouble has a way of coming home to haunt them. Featuring a pile of bantha poodoo, a tentacled carnivorous plant, a desperate escaped convict, and a highly provocative young woman.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,341 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Join Me Maybe by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Complete "Call Me Maybe" parody. In Cloud City, Vader realizes that Luke doesn't know the truth about his father. So it is revealed in song...by Vader, of all people. The Sith Lord sings of father and son relationships and the benefits of joining the Dark Side, all while being autotuned. I swear, sometimes I think some neurons in my brain misfired.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Call of the Wild by ruth baulding reviews
Stranded on an uncivilized planet, master and apprentice meet the natives, encounter the Laws of Nature, hunt and are hunted, and howl at the moon together.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,996 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Lineage III by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book III: Master and apprentice face an important rite of passage, grapple with a traitorous plot within the Temple's walls, and discover the limits of obedience and intuition. Appearances by Bant Eerin, Xanatos DuCrion, Yan Dooku, and others.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Sleepless Rewrite by Rhiw reviews
Unable to sleep Obi-Wan travels the Temple floors nightly.Without realizing it he has become famous to the upper Jedi. The Sleepless One. And finally it has caught the attention of the Council. And something must be done. PrePM.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,425 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Lineage II by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. A year or so has elapsed since the last time we saw our heroes. BOOK 2: In which master and apprentice investigate an evil brainwashing plot, attend a boisterous wedding, and battle the enemy within.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,994 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Lineage by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book I: In which master and apprentice meet for the first time, enjoy a disastrous adventure courtesy of Xanatos DuCrion, and reap the fruits of patience and fortitude. A fanciful retelling of the original.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Stupid by VintageRumorWriter reviews
My retelling of Twilight. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
Love by 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed reviews
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices... Collection of oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008
Who is the Phantom Menace, anyway? by EinAffe reviews
An epic and hilarious or so I'm told rendering of TPM with a few twists and turns. Featuring bigger fish, infatuated handmaidens, random Anakin, weird Qui-Gon, hated-by-the-Force Obi-Wan and most important: galaxy-saving yellow letters! Finally COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,676 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Attack of the Clones: The Unauthorized Rewrite by Veriform reviews
The Rewrite project continues with a novel-form reinvention of Episode II, focusing on the Clone Wars and Anakin's strengthening father/son relationship with Palpatine, as well as his romance with Padme. Grievous and co. assume greater prominence.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,696 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Gandalf's Accident by Cheese92 reviews
Gandalf's fall portrayed a little differently... And now, many months later, here it is portrayed even more differently! A modern masterpiece!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Pieces of Memories by Christina B reviews
This is basically a collection of drabbles I've written and most of them are about Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, or Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by TheLightIsMine reviews
Aayla Secura and Kit Fisto are sent undercover - as a married couple. They don't need to rehearse their parts, either. But when things start to go wrong on the mission and their secret romance is threatened, can they keep it a secret any longer? COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,875 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Aayla S., K. Fisto - Complete
The FML's of One ObiWan Kenobi by utherandtroll reviews
The movies told from Obi-Wan's diary. crack and bitter!Obi-Wan
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tahl's Talk: A Jedi Apprentice Tabloid by Sithstrukk reviews
Tahl is said to have had the back story on just about everything in the galaxy so she seems like the type of person who might gossip. But the rumors she digs up... love triangles, a Darth Kenobi, waxes and shaves and Senate fundraisers and more! Complete.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,311 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Tahl - Complete
Challenge to the Mandate of Heaven by KaleidoscopeKreation reviews
AU pre-TPM. Only men can become Jedi. It's a fact of the galaxy, something unquestioned... up till now. With a war raging between Jedi and Sith, one ex-Jedi's daughter decides to defy the Law and fight- but can she keep her secret when she falls in love?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,726 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - M. Windu - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Forbidden by AquilusNyx reviews
When Obi-Wan and Siri realise their feelings for one another, they decide to avoid the other... which is hard when they go on a joint mission where they have to behave like teenagers rather then Jedi. Spoilers for Books 1 to 13
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 7/22/2006
Insert Fail Symbolism Here by RisingTwilight reviews
If there was ever a fic for those of you who don't like too-cool-for-a-capital-t-wilight, this would be it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,223 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Phantom Menace: The Unauthorized Rewrite by Veriform reviews
A novel-form rewrite of the first prequel film, focusing not just on the film's protagonists but on Grievous, Dooku and the emergence of the Separatist Alliance. See my profile for notes on differences between in-film universe and my own interpretation.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,169 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
Time Was by MakeLoveNotSense reviews
Whoniverse ficlets. The plot bunnies will have their way...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 155 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Confessions of an Aging Master by Sithstrukk reviews
Qui-Gon has something to tell Obi-Wan; something he can't stand to keep to himself.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Descending Darkness by lionesseyes13 reviews
See Episode III from Obi-Wan's perspective.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,452 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
And Then There's This Cloaked Wannabe by ophelia8 reviews
Jar-Jar wants to fill Sidious' apprentice vacancy in the worst way . . . with himself.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Never Going Back Again by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A series of drabbles, all one-hundred words, focusing on Master/Padawan bonds. Different characters and genres. Week Twenty: Luminara and Barriss.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Jedi Lullabies by KaleidoscopeKreation reviews
The biggest question for any Jedi:How do you get your Padawan to go to sleep? Each Jedi has a different, ridiculous answer, and as they seek to humiliate eachother, chaos ensues! However, much is gained including a new understanding of the force!COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Charms and Bubbles by lydiamaartin reviews
Victoire needs help with a charm, and Teddy needs help in telling Victoire how he feels. So of course, Victoire can't get her spell right and Teddy can't properly ask her out. Maybe one afternoon together is what they need. - TeddyVictoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Secret Life of the Jedi by Bkcbookworm reviews
short, 100 words drabbles, about what our favorite Jedi do when not on a mission
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
The Others by Citizenjess reviews
Order 66 couldn't have been the only function programmed into the clones.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
It's a Jungle in there by Archaeologist reviews
QuiGon has a new hobby. His fourteenyear old apprentice, ObiWan Kenobi isn't pleased.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
All the Colors of the Rainbow by Archaeologist reviews
Rebellion comes in many forms. ObiWan thinks that he needs a little color in his life. QuiGon does not.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
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The Truth reviews
A story that explores Bella's reaction to Edward regaining his humanity, and reveals her true priorities. Warning: may be offensive to Bella fans and people who are very invested in Bella and Edward's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
100 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks reviews
I published the original version of this last year, and got some very interesting feedback. Most of it was positive, but I thought some of my reasons were a bit childish, so I'm currently rewriting them. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,583 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011
Star Wars: The Phantom Parody reviews
Since I already finished writing parodies of AOTC and ROTS, I figured I should try writing a parody of TPM as well! So, here it is...it's funny, I promise!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012
Star Wars II: The Revised Revised Version reviews
A rewrite of my original parody of Attack of the Clones... my pen name used to be XenaGirl . Please read! You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life... well, maybe not. You'll laugh, though.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Cue Heroic Music: Star Wars Ficlets reviews
This is a set of funny, stupid ficlets, which are hopefully entertaining to read. Chapter 8: Mace has another spectacular breakdown while interrogating Jango Fett.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2010
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Spoof reviews
A revised version of my original parody- my penname used to be XenaGirl. Enter a Galaxy where General Grievous holds Alcoholics Anonymous meetings; Anakin is addicted to oven cleaner; and the Jedi battle the Sith in fierce Guitar Hero duels.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Not Another Twilight Parody reviews
The epic Twilight saga, complete with sparkly vampires, hot shirtless werewolves and one stupid human. Now with FREE swearing and sexual references!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete