Unknown Variable
 Author has written 2 stories for Warriors, and Misc. Books. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are addicted to Fanfiction, copy this. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Unknown Variable 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. 15 things to do in Walmart. 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!" If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true, and you don't watch her religiously, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, darksidesparkles, Earthwhisper, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Unknown Variable If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are addicted to Fanfiction, copy this. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile. If you think that Hollypaw should do something wrong, and act like a normal apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uhh, she did do something. BAD. Shes attempted murder how many times, like, three? And that's if you count herself stupidly going into the tunnels.) If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. (99 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall, 99 of Ferncloud's kits...take one down, pass it around, 98 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall!) If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. -FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together. What to Do During an Exam... 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the Phantom of the Opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a Superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-dress. 44. Use invisible ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. 1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? I don't have a globe right now. 2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? ...something like that. Bloodbath wrapped a... 3. What can you hear right now? The TV in the next room. 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: Hi _! My brother: grunts Me: Mean! My brother: HAI. Me: ... 5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Mom's watching TV right now, and if I 'turn it on', I'd get yelled at. (I'm supposed to be doing homework right now...) 6. Type your name with your elbow. mnaygfenhj (...) 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? The window. 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Hollyleaf, or Jayfeather. 9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I wasreading fanfiction and checking my email. 10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Omehmaela. WTF. Is that some kind of disease or something?? 1. YOUR REAL NAME: M-- 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): M--izzle (...Alright...) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Sea Green Wolf/Owl (Okay, that sounds retarded.) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): (Don't have a middle name) David (WTF, I sound like a boy!) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): P--m-din (...) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Sprite (...Okay...) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Au-i-kg (Retarded...) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): My mom doesn't HAVE a middle name...I think... 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Don't have a pet anymore. Copy this onto your profile if you think Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are Leafpool and CROWFEATHER's kits. If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Laterose13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Unknown Variable CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool, Laterose13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Unknown Variable Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?) If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. Bring a stick to a fist fight, A gun to a stick fight, A tank to a gun fight And don't go to a tank fight. As I lie in my bed, I gaze at the stars . . . and wonder . . . WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING? ~Daniel NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: "Like we need your support." My common sense still breathes! KILL IT! (9shadowcat9) HELP! I've fallen and I can't- heeey... nice carpet. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge! Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. Level~Who are sent there?~Score Purgatory~Repenting Believers~Very Low Level 1 - Limbo~Virtuous Non-Believers~Very Low Level 2~Lustful~Low Level 3~Gluttonous~Very High Level 4~Prodigal and Avaricious~Very High Level 5~Wrathful and Gloomy~Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis~Heretics~Moderate Level 7~Violent~High Level 8- the Malebolge~Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers~Very High Level 9 - Cocytus~Treacherous~High You are a Chibi Seme! You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke 70460 people have received this result since 3-29-08. http:///misc/personality_disorder_ Disorder Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask, "Do you want fries with that?". 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling drugs'. 7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance to the prophecy'. 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. On the day of a random party, tell your friends that you can't attend because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go..." ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja! Funny quotes: Don't hate me; hate yourself for not being me. I just wanted you to know that if you were ever stung by a jellyfish, I would pee on you. Toaster. That word is racist. I don't like it! Aim for the stars! (But first, aim for their bodyguards!) Don't sweat the petty things. (And don't pet the sweaty things.) "Your mom: Rated E for Everyone." You not only crossed the line, you threw up on it. I'd like a Happy Meal. With extra Happy! I love funny guys. Not funny-looking guys. I had a party last night. Sorry you couldn't come. Your boyfriend did...TWICE. Because I'd rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee. If your heart was broken, you'd be dead. Every time I go to the doctor's I get a jacket. A strait one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself. He was hit by a Dodge, which I find funny and ironic. Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor; the cockroaches are getting cancer. It's because I'm white, isn't it? That's pretty illegal, even for us. You're a smart ass, you know that? Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass. Rawr. That means 'I love you' in dinosaur. Wow. That was the most amazing awkward silence ever. Of course we come from monkeys. Just look at your mom. If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face, 'cause I think you're cute. Aww, he's so cute when he's not trying to destroy humanity... If you promise not to get emotionally attached, you may kiss my ass. 'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away This is NOT the life I ordered. Six hours later, I still hadn't written a thing, but I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Good friends call 911. Best friends stand next to you and scream... STRANGER DANGER! My coach told me I run like a girl. I told him if he ran a little faster...He can too. That's absurd. ...I love it. Best friends: We're the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. Once when it's told; the 2nd time when they explain it; and (five minutes later)...when we finally get it. You can't have manslaughter without laughter. Caution: I might have the sudden urge to kiss you. Be prepared. Talk nerdy to me. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Don't walk behind me...you're not my slave. Don't walk next to me...you're not my equal. But please...walk in front of me...cause damn, you have a nice ass. Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics. What do you and a christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration. I'm the kind of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster. Every day, I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...TWICE. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one. If you love something, set it free, or cripple it so it can't get away. I did your Top 8. Don't speak unless you can improve the silence. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. I'm so old, they've cancelled my blood type. We had gay burgulars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. I'm such a good cook, I can UNscramble an egg! I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. I'm an After-School Special. I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end with a "Y" And for my next trick, I'll need a condom and a volunteer. I would kick you in the nuts if you had any. Life blows: Enjoy the breeze. I'm never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce! I do all my own nude scenes. Due to increased security measures, all articles of your clothing must be removed immediately! I'm not skipping school. I'm on a self-motivated field trip. I play strip uno. We spend the first twelve months of our chidlren's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a Full House and 4 people died. It's the way you make me laugh when I don't even want to smile. Be a rebel; open the wrong side of the popcorn bag. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Call me by my gangster name: Funky Fresh! If you woke up breathing; Congratulations! You have a second chance! I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. We specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague description of what you think you want. Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days... I feel violated...do it again. The guy might wear the pants in the family, but I control the zipper. I play air guitar in an air band. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. I like to murder people in sadistic ways while humming showtunes. I want it all. And I want it delivered by cute, naked men. Shh! I'm gangstering! Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you? Note to self: Don't forget to breathe. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it. No I WON'T go to hell, I've got a restraining order. Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world? Friends will be like, "Well you deserve better." But best friends will be prank calling him and saying "You will die in seven days." Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed. The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, I blame her for prostitution. One day as you lay in bed and look at the stars you wonder... where the hell is my roof?! No Tresspassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock... or something We didn't do it. Nobody saw us do it. Can't prove anything. You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question, yes is the answer. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. I'm looking forward to regretting this. English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige. When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. I'm a multi-tasker. I can talk AND annoy you at the same time. Guys don't fall for me; I trip them. I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men, and other mythical creatures. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. 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We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn. If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...' Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in. I like you, you shall be allowed to live another 7 minuties. Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT! I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you? Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught. I know it's the truth, I made it up myself. Don't look at me with that tone of voice! If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer I plead temporary insanity. I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it. I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done? Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a crap. If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into? You’re a BFF! A big fat fatty! A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet! Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months. If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy. Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste. 7 If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy and paste this F.E.A.R. Forget Everything And Run If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Fear the rage of the patient one I'm an idiot! BOW DOWN TO ME! The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken. I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever... I'm smiling... that alone should scare you. You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?" Dang, foiled again. Back to the batcave Who cares about your sanity? I found a nickel! The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile! If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever stepped on your toe, copy this on to your profile. (='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your If you're obsessed with blowing shit up, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. if you only got a fanfiction account so you could review the stories you LOVED but ended up writing fanfiction yourself copy and paste this to your profile “In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. But you do.” "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” “If you can't convince them, confuse them.” “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. Wow. They are right. It is the quiet ones. I'm the girl who get's straight A's, has never gotten written up, a detention, or any type of big punishment. Don't cuss often (as far as they know) and never tell a lie (oops. Just lied again). Yet somehow, I'm the one who gets a kick out of death, is perfect at blaming others, can hide get away with tons of stuff, and can always come up with ideas on how to get revenge for my frineds to do for me. Why would I do it? I'm a perfect little angel...If this is you, copy and paste, then add your name to the list. Amuto-fan-Neko-san, xxXYukixTohruXxx, sweetlolitaangel, StaneshiftTheWolf, VaMpIrE-HiToRi, Unknown Variable Advice Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. Do not set your goals. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other. Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. Do not dismiss your dreams. Do not run through life so fast that you forget not only where you have THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU MEAN SOMETHING TO If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! 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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm, and slap that jerk upside the head. "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Would you like a cookie? So would I. If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, copy this to your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" 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If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this to your profile IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE Naruto Name Meanings: Sasuke- Parrot Itachi- Weasel Sakura- Cherry Blossom Kisame- Demon Shark Sasori- Scorpion Kiba- Fang Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle Deidara- Mud or Day Flaw Kakuzu- Painting made to Life Hidan- Bandit gang Pein- Pain Hinata- Sunflower Shikamaru- Deer Zabuza- Cuts Once Haku- White Neji- Screw Random Quotes "I'm not small, I just live in a world of giant people." "I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" "Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door." "I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me." "Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun" "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up." "When all else fails, blow shit up." "I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage "We are always the same age inside."-Gertrude Stein -"Some day Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube will combine to make YOUTWITFACE!"-- Conan O'Brian -I don't obsess! I think intensely. -The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. -Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. -If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? -Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. 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Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world -What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. -A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly -I will temporarily rule the world, forever. -If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessive with all of your stuff (if-someone else-touches-it-they-die-kinda-obsessive) copy this into your profile. If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. If you have ever randomly walked up to someone off of the street that you didn't know and said something idiotic to them copy this into your profile. You say BABY PINK Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu --_-- -If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, BlackwolfJaganshilover, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbro95, MosukeHinata, RandomHyuuga, Yoyshaia-chan, .Teh.Random., Unknown Variable If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname 'Duck-Butt-Hair-Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. if you are proud to call yourself weird then copy this onto your page! Fourty-six laws of Anime. Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustability 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustibly 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognition FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this in your profile If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho, MosesxandxShikamaruxarexcool, BloodstainedBlonde, VaMpIrE-HiToRi, Unknown Variable 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho, MosesxandxShikamaruxarexcool, BloodstainedBlonde, Gaara'sMidnightAngel, VaMpIrE-HiToRi, Unknown Variable If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! If you're too lazy to get out of bed in the morning, copy and paste this into you profile! If you love the sound of rain and think that it's calming and soothing, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love skulls and everything gothic, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love reading books, copy and paste this into your profile! If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Don't own this, i found it on another profile, i thought it was hilarious) More Notes to Self of DOOM! 1. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. -- Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die. "I am lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I get back, before I return, please tell me to wait." "Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell." "That'll happen when God kisses Satan and everyone claps." "Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules." "Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much." "Those who care won't matter and those who matter won't care." "If you love something, set it free; if it comes back, it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was." “Behind every nothing is a little something.” “…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…” “Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.” "FEAR: Fuck Everything And Run." "True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending." "Prepared for the worst. Hoping for the best." ''Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run instead.'' "The lack of evidence does not signify the evidence's lack. Just because we did not confirm with our own two eyes does not mean something does not exist." “You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough.” "Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you." "While evil and cruel, the Devil took care of his own." 1) “You’ve always been a little different, haven’t you? Put your clothes back on.” 2) “If you are not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.” 3) “You will be injured in a disco inferno.” 4) “Don’t run; you’ll only die tired.” 5) “Look up. The vultures are circling.” 6) “I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.” 7) “Life is one fool thing after another, while love is two fool things after each other.” 8) "I'm not afraid of death; but dying scares the hell out of me." 9) “Beware of odors from unfamiliar sources.” 10) “Schizophrenia always beats being alone.” 11) “It wasn’t blood in general he couldn’t stand the sight of; it was just his blood in particular that was so upsetting.” 12) “Elephants wear tutus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.” 13) ”Never forget a friend, especially when they owe you money.” 14) “You have a face for radio.” 15) “If you talk to God, you’re praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.” 16) “I used to be Schizophrenic, but we're better now.” 17) “Don’t hit kids. No, seriously, they’re carrying guns now.” 18) “My kid shot your honors student.” 19) “Elmo watches you when you sleep.” 20) “I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.” 21) “How do you say 'Go play in rush hour traffic' in the language of flamingly gay butterfly men?” 22) “He's one bad mother bunny!” 23) “I’ve noticed that all of your insults, mainly directed at me, can all translate to ‘Stunningly gay with a topping of whipped homoeroticism’.” 24) “Every day of my life contains enough stress to turn a non-violent flower-waving hippie into a gun-toting maniac.” 25) “Fuck you; fuck you roughly with a rusty piece of barbed wire.” 26) “What in the holy living ass fuck of Buddha’s mother is that about? Wait, do I even want to know?” 27) “Every time you 'assume' you make an 'ass' of 'u' and 'me’.” 28) “They said you were a great asset; I told them they were off by two letters.” 29) “I realized I was God when I prayed and was only talking to myself." 30) “I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.” 31) “Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.” 32) “All stressed out and no one to choke.” 33) "You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up." 34) "I just love nonverbal communication." 35) "There's nothing wrong with being a loser unless you're really good at it." 36) "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." 37) "God must love stupid people; he made so many." 38) "Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there." 39) "Don’t criticize my mess unless you’d like to become part of it." 40) "Judge me all you want just keep the verdict to yourself." 41) "I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it." 42) "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." 43) “Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time.” 44) ”Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research." 45) "If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them." 46) "My goal in life is to hurt you, severely." 47) "That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time." 48) "If you don't like my driving; then stay off the sidewalk!" 49) "My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." If we knew what we’re doing, it wouldn’t be called research. The only place where 'success' comes before 'work' is in the dictionary. My father had a profound influence in me…he was a lunatic. Sometimes to deal with reality, you just have to be a little crazy. Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you can get the warm feeling that it brings. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its students. Mental pain, mental anxiety, menstrual cramps, menopause…all our problems start with men. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head. When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep…not screaming like the passengers in his car. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. Sometimes you build up walls around your heart, not to keep everybody out, but to see who cares enough to bring them down. We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge…damn, I’m gonna miss you! I came. I saw. I kicked their asses. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. In three words, I can sum up everything that I learned about life: it goes on. Fate is a security blanket for those too afraid to take charge of their lives. To catch me, you have to be fast. To find me, you have to be smart. But to be me…damn, you've got to be kidding. On a tombstone: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK. Just act like I’m not here…WATCHING you. The bigger the light, the bigger the shadow left behind. You are an embarrassment to nature, you know that? Heaven’s doesn’t want you and Hell’s afraid you’ll take over. When the love of your life dies, the problem is not that some part of you dies, which it does, but that some part of you is still alive. Fools live to regret their words, wise men live to regret their silence. It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. My imaginary friend thinks I have serious issues. Of course I’m out of my mind…it’s dark and scary in there. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is, unto itself, a higher law. There are wounds that even time can’t heal. All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid? Every moment is a chance to turn things around. I can go from CHICK to BITCH in 3.5 seconds. I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to my death your right to say it. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everybody equally. Never argue with idiots. They’ll drag you to their level and then beat you with their experience.” “You know what’s so bad about being a guy?” “What? Having an extra appendage?” “No, being straight and having a horde of your drinking buddies suddenly hitting on you.” Our parents spend the first moments of our lives teaching us how to talk and walk, and then the rest of our lives telling us to shut up and sit. If I was the sun, I would erase all my light so I wouldn’t see you every day. You laugh at me because I’m different; I laugh at you because you’re all the same. I would rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven. Few women admit their age, fewer men act it. Of all the things i've lost, i miss my brain most. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. But for God's sake, became rich so I can be it, too. One death is tragedy, hundred of deaths are statistic. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When... 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps |
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