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Author has written 13 stories for Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Glee, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, and Star-Crossed.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. (JFK)
It's not over when you are defeated. It's over when you give up. (Richard Nixon)
I can resist anything except temptation. (Oscar Wilde)
No act in life is useless, as long as it lightens the burden of another. (Mark Twain)
"We do not write because we want to, we write because we have to." -W.Somerset.Morgan
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." -Cyril Connolly
"If I make no sense, and what I say makes no sense, then that makes total sense." -Nathanael Huddleson
"If a person asks you where you are going tell them 'follow me, and you'll know when we get there.'" -Unknown
"Today is tomorrow from yesterday's perspective." -Stephanie Huddleson
"I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do."-House
"Patients sometimes get better. You have no idea why, but unless you give a reason they won't pay you. Anybody notice if there's a full moon? ... let's rule out the lunar god and go from there." - House
"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."- House
I know he’s a fictional character, but my imagination doesn't
"How strongly are you apposed to grand theft auto?"- Alice Cullen
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." (I absolutely love this quote)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room then you know that weird look you receive.
THINGS TO PONDER:
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
So what's the speed of dark?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is round pizza in a square box?
Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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