Nautical Paramour
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Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter.

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Works-In-Progress:

  • Go Away: Post war. Lucius/Hermione. Hermione knows that Lucius Malfoy can't love her, but she is still caught up in an affair with him. She examines their year long relationship, wondering how she found herself in this predicament. 2k-3k words per chapter. 24 chapters.
  • Bad Blood: About to become the newest member of the Malfoy family, Hermione thinks its about time she got more information on the dislike between the Malfoy and Weasley families. Little did she know this feud goes back into the nineteenth century. Inspired by the Hatfields and McCoys. Draco/Hermione. End of August.
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  • Fille du Roi: AU. Antonin Dolohov/Hermione. Hermione is sent to a new colony by King Voldemort as part of a population growth scheme as a ward of the state. After making new friends, she learns to deal with a new husband. He has plans that don't match up with King Voldemort's reign, and he recruits Hermione to commit a revolution. 20 chapters. 2k-3k words per chapter. Probably September.
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  • Ain't No Rest For The Wicked: Non-magic AU. Hermione, a simple counter clerk in a pharmacy, gets caught up in Tom Riddle's criminal enterprise. Set in prohibition New Orleans, will Hermione comply with his blackmail? And how will she handle being his? Tom Riddle/Hermione. One-shot. 5k
  • Armistice: Fenrir/Hermione. After the attack at Malfoy Manor, Hermione is taken away by Fenrir. She is surprised by his actions towards her while she coalesces. Just what does he want with her? One-shot. 7k words.
  • Back to the Future: Sirius/Hermione. 2k-3k words per chapter. 18 chapters. An homage to the movie. Hermione is accidentally sent back to the Marauders era during the fight at the Department of Mysteries. If that isn't complicated enough, she may have just gotten her best friend unborn!
  • Back to the Future 2: Sirius/Hermione. 2k words per chapter. 10 chapters. Hermione and Sirius are brought to the future this time to help deal with an issue involving their three children.
  • Be Together: Rabastan/Hermione. 3k words per chapter. 16 chapters. The Death Eaters, in control of the ministry, create a marriage law. Their sole intention is to separate Hermione from Harry and Ron. They didn't anticipate how persuasive Hermione can be.
  • Black Out Days: Antonin/Hermione. Voldemort wins AU. Hermione has been waiting for her judgement after Harry died, and Voldemort decides to put her stolen magic to good use. Under the tutelage of Antonin Dolohov, will Hermione fight tooth and nail to keep herself, or will she wake up one day as an entirely different person? 6k words.
  • Can't Change the Way I Am: Draco/Hermione. 3k words per chapter. 9 chapters. Hermione is sick of being seen as a walking talking encyclopedia. She makes an unusual friend who suggests some Slytherin subtle changes to get more male attention.
  • Disparate Youth: Post war. Hermione needs to get away from all of the romance after the war. When Neville suggests that she join him for a herbology trip to Fiji, she says yes without thinking twice. Neville/Hermione. 2k-3k words per chapter. 9 chapters.

  • Don't Mug Yourself: Fred Lives. Fred/Hermione. When the Weasley twins open a new branch in Hogsmeade, Fred can't help but sell products that he knows will get Hogwarts new potions mistress to come berate him. But is yelling at him the only way that Hermione will communicate with the prankster? Post-War. 3k words.

  • I'll Hold My Breath: Remus/Hermione. 3k-4k words per chapter. 6 chapters. EWE, Post War. Hermione is reading a romance novel, and is embarrassed to let anyone else see what she's reading. Unfortunately, Remus's curiosity gets the better of him. When they both touch the book, they get sucked into it's pages, forced to live through the plot.

  • Little Bit: Sirius/Hermione. 4k-5k words per chapter. 4 chapters. A Christmas short story. Sirius, back from the veil, wants different things now, like a wife and a family. When he tries to play a practical joke on his mother's portrait involving Hermione and a bit of Black family jewelry, they get a bit more than they bargained for.
  • Lovefool: Marcus/Hermione. 1k words per chapter. 14 chapters. A Valentine's themed short story. Marcus and Hermione form a connection in the library at Hogwarts, and come together at a Ministry function. Now, three years later, things have changed for both of them. Marcus tries to win Hermione's heart, but things keep going wrong.
  • Lush Life: Post war. After separating from the Weasley siblings, Harry and Hermione decide to spend the summer enjoying being teenagers by spending their nights in Muggle London. Harry/Hermione. One-shot.
  • The Motobike: Post war. An ode to Sirius's motobike. Harry/Hermione. One-shot. June.
  • Sleeper: "She will talk like a pureblood, act like a pureblood, understand pureblood traditions better than a pureblood. By the time she reaches Hogwarts, no one will question her." After the death of James and Lily, Sirius and Hermione become a sleeper cell, determined to take down the Death Eaters from the inside. Eventual Theo/Hermione. AU. Pureblood!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione. 3k-4k words per chapter. 31 chapters.
  • Straight Into Your Arms: James/Hermione. 1k-2k words per chapter. 20 chapters. After a year on the run, finding horcruxes, Hermione thought she was done with the war. But things don't go as planned, and an unexpected friend sends her back to the time when the war is only just beginning. And they have no idea what they are up against.
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    Flourishing Devotion by Calebski reviews
    Neville is finally off to Hogwarts, escaping his overbearing Grandmother, eccentric relatives and life in the constant shadow of his brave Father. He is clumsy, shy and completely unsure of himself until he makes a friend looking for his toad. A friend that will go on to become the most important person in his life.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,405 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 4/15 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
    Mine by Heeley reviews
    Hermione stopped breathing. Ice crawling up her spine when those eyes came ever closer. A shadowy figure, large and well muscled slowly closed the distance between them. A darkly twisted tale featuring Hermione X Fenrir.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,678 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/10 - [Hermione G., Fenrir G.] - Complete
    Pictures of You by Calebski reviews
    The trio begin their 5th year at Hogwarts and the world around them is changing. Hermione is feeling isolated from an angry Harry and an emotionally stunted Ron. She reluctantly agrees to start making some changes. Little does she realise her whole world is about to turn on its axis.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 164,165 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 3/24 - [Hermione G., Antonin D.] Luna L., Yaxley - Complete
    Reflector by Calebski reviews
    How do you rebuild when you are without viable foundations? How do you go back to being you when you have no idea who that is? Post war healing with Hermione and Percy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,527 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 5/23 - [Hermione G., Percy W.] - Complete
    Nihil est ab omni parte beatum by Seselt reviews
    Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel *
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,761 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 1/16 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
    Parolee and His Princess by Canimal reviews
    Hermione was easy to overlook with her sensible shoes and her dead-end Ministry job. Thorfinn was easy to ignore as a criminal from a past most were eager to forget. When their paths cross years after the war and he's accused of a terrible crime she knows he didn't commit, she will risk everything to keep an innocent man out of Azkaban.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,601 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/4 - Hermione G., T. Rowle - Complete
    From The Past by wickedswanz reviews
    Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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    Go Away reviews
    Hermione knows that Lucius Malfoy can't love her, but she is still caught up in an affair with him. She examines their year long relationship, wondering how she found herself in this predicament, after trying to break it off once and for all. A story of how they came together, and what happens when they part. Post-war. EWE. Lucius/Hermione.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/5 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.]
    Don't Mug Yourself reviews
    When the Weasley twins open a new branch in Hogsmeade, Fred can't help but sell products that he knows will get Hogwarts new potions mistress to come berate him. But is yelling at him the only way that Hermione will communicate with the prankster? Post-War. Fred Lives. Fred/Hermione. COMPLETE
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Disparate Youth reviews
    Hermione needs to get away from all of the romance after the war. When Neville suggests that she join him for a herbology trip to Fiji, she says yes without thinking twice. Post war. EWE. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,029 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 6/15 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
    Black Out Days reviews
    Hermione has been waiting for her judgement after Harry died, and Voldemort decides to put her stolen magic to good use. Under the tutelage of Antonin Dolohov, will Hermione fight tooth and nail to keep herself, or will she wake up one day as an entirely different person? Voldemort wins AU. Antonin/Hermione. One-shot. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28 - [Antonin D., Hermione G.] Narcissa M. - Complete
    Armistice reviews
    After the attack at Malfoy Manor, Hermione is taken away by Fenrir. She can imagine what he wants with her, but his actions towards her while she coalesces leave her confused. Will she be able to go back to her life as Hermione Granger, best friend of Harry Potter, or will her life be completely changed? Oneshot. Complete!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/14 - [Fenrir G., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Lush Life reviews
    After separating from the Weasley siblings, Harry and Hermione decide to spend the summer enjoying being teenagers by spending their nights in Muggle London. Harry/Hermione. Post war. One-shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/30 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Sleeper reviews
    "She will talk like a pureblood, act like a pureblood, understand pureblood traditions better than a pureblood. By the time she reaches Hogwarts, no one will question her." After the death of James and Lily, Sirius and Hermione become a sleeper cell, determined to take down the Death Eaters from the inside. Eventual Theo/Hermione. AU. Pureblood!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione,COMPLETE
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,873 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 3/29 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
    Ain't No Rest For The Wicked reviews
    Hermione, a simple counter clerk in a pharmacy, gets caught up in Tom Riddle's criminal enterprise. Set in prohibition New Orleans, will Hermione comply with his blackmail? And how will she handle being his? Non-magic AU. Oneshot. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/17 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Motobike reviews
    It breaks his girl's heart every time he crashes his motobike. After the war, Harry is gifted Sirius's motobike, but he has some trouble staying upright. Hermione hates to see him hurt, but she heals him after each crash. A bit of a song-fic. EWE. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Frankenstein reviews
    A three part Halloween retelling of Frankenstein in the Harry Potter world. Severus Snape was five years old when his mother died. It was the catalyst to an obsession with death. By age twenty, he'd spoken those immortal words - It's Alive! A/U.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Voldemort, Regulus B. - Complete
    I'll Hold My Breath reviews
    Hermione is reading a romance novel, and is embarrassed to let anyone else see what she's reading. Unfortunately, Remus's curiosity gets the better of him. When they both touch the book, they get sucked into it's pages, forced to live through the plot. Remus/Hermione. Post War, EWE, AU. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,131 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/21 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Can't Change The Way I Am reviews
    Hermione is sick of being seen as Harry Potter's walking encyclopedia, so she gets some help from an unlikely new friend. Unfortunately for Draco, seeing Hermione in a new light is causing some issues. This is somewhat AU after 6th year, as Draco doesn't have his task. Things are a little bit more light hearted. Draco/Hermione. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,811 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/7/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Daphne G., Theodore N.] - Complete
    Be Together reviews
    The Death Eaters, in control of the ministry, create a marriage law with the sole intention of separating Hermione from Harry and Ron. Hermione must learn to deal with her new husband, Rabastan Lestrange. The Death Eaters didn't anticipate how persuasive Hermione can be. Rabastan/Hermione. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,832 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/16/2015 - [Rabastan L., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Back to the Future 2 reviews
    Sequel to Back to the Future. Hermione and Sirius are sent 26 years in the future, after learning of a plot to bring back Voldemort. Will they be able to stop it? And just how are their children involved? Sirius x Hermione. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/16 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Back to the Future reviews
    After an accident in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione is thrown into the past. To make matters worse, she thinks she might have just gotten her best friend unborn. Can she fix the future with a little help from Sirius? AU after OOTP. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,020 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
    Lovefool reviews
    A Valentine's themed short story. Marcus and Hermione form a connection in the library at Hogwarts, and come together at a Ministry function. Now, three years later, things have changed for both of them. Marcus tries to win Hermione's heart, but things keep going horribly, horribly wrong. Marcus/Hermione. EWE. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/1 - [Hermione G., Marcus F.] Harry P., Adrian P. - Complete
    Straight Into Your Arms reviews
    Hermione is sent back in time by an unlikely person after Harry is killed during the final battle. She quickly learns that the past wasn't as rosy as everyone remembers. Can she make a better future for everyone with her knowledge of future events? And will she find love with the person she least suspects? A/U James/Hermione. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,196 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
    Little Bit reviews
    A Christmas short story. Sirius, back from the veil, wants different things in life, like a wife and a family. When he tries to play a practical joke on his mother's portrait involving Hermione and a bit of Black family jewelry, he gets more than he bargained for! Sirius/Hermione.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
    Rest My Chemistry reviews
    Severus is working on a very lucrative potion. Unfortunately, he has an accident and his cauldron explodes, leaving him suffering the effects. He finds himself not only looking twenty again..but feeling the hormones too! EWE, Severus/Hermione. Now COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,768 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Wildest Moments reviews
    Rather than watch a child be killed, Narcissa spontaneously takes her and passes her off as her own daughter, Hermione. Everything is going alright for the Malfoys...until the Dark Lord comes back. AU. Voldemort/Hermione. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,184 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
    Aberdeen reviews
    When Draco tries to save Hermione from putting herself in a dangerous situation, they end up stranded in the the countryside of Scotland. His good deed lands them in the middle of a freak snow storm, leaving them trapped in a cabin to ride out the storm, without wands. How can they survive if they can't stop quarreling?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Hermione Granger and the Slytherin Nutcracker reviews
    A little bit of Christmas fluff inspired by the Nutcracker Suite! Hermione is given a nutcracker by Sirius that looks surprisingly similar to Professor Snape. When the clock strikes midnight she is swept away to a moonlight wonderland. Both Snape and Hermione are a bit OCC. Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
    Totentanz reviews
    Despite being a witch, something has always fascinated Hermione about the spooks and haunts of October. She isn't excepting to find love, though, this Halloween. However, one of her friends is not so happy about it and is determined that make her his - at any and all costs. Theo/Hermione, meant to be a spooky and scary Halloween love story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Kings Among Runaways reviews
    Sequel to Here I Dreamt I Was A Rosier. Hermione has left the Order, but now she needs to learn to navigate full grown Death Eaters and the Dark Lord himself.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,642 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
    Here I Dreamt I Was A Rosier reviews
    Opening her eyes, Hermione became acutely aware that she was not in her bed, or even in Gryffindor tower. She has woken up in 1944 and must learn to exist with her "family" and their friends...TR/HG
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,517 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
    Arrivederci! reviews
    Hermione and Draco wake up in the Room of Requirement with no recollection of the night before, and only a marriage certificate to explain what's going on. Not compliant with DH/epilogue. NOW COMPLETE, WITH EPILOGUE. Finally edited for grammar and spelling.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,346 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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