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Joined 03-24-09, id: 1876976, Profile Updated: 01-03-10

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you see a movie (Bruce Almighty) and then try to walk on water. Crazy is when u yell at your bro through the phone, while texing him. :) Crazy is when you let your friend talking you in to skipping around with paper plate fairy wings on (thanks guys). Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is, if on a fieldtrip you sit there singing (very loudly so the whole bus can hear) to your mp3 player while writing your fanfiction story. Crazy is when you scream when you hear or see a Volvo, a guy named Edward, or anything else related to Twilight. Crazy is knowing exactly how tennis ball fit on a tennis racket when you pick up tennis balls after you drill. Crazy is when you are on a ski lift back up the mountain you make up names with your friends like lift=cherry picker long lines-the cherry picker is cream filled, when somebody falls down- Jif on Jelly, Somebody does a really cool trick- Peter Pan. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if if I left?
Boy: No
Girl:
Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl:
Would you do anything for me?
Boy
: No
Girl: Choose me or you life
Boy:
My Life

The girl runs away in shock and pain, the boy runs after her and says...

" The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind
The reason i don't like you is because i love you
The reason that i don't want you is because i need you
The reason i wouldn't cry if you left is because id die if you left
The reason i wouldn't live for you is because id die for you
The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because id do everything for you
The reason i choose life is because you are my life"

QUOTES:

We're not sarcastic-we're hilarious

We're not annoying-we're just cooler than you

We're not bitches-we just don't like you

We're not obsessed-we're just best friends

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (ooooh burn)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

When it's raining out, good friends share with you their umbrella. Best friends steal your umbrella and yell, "Run Mother fucker. RUN!"

Whoever said nothing is impossible had obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Stupid spiny doors! --glares at the nearest revolving door.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

When I laugh, I sound like my gay uncle.(HAHAHAHA that doesnt apply to me though i judt thought it was funny)

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you you think Edward is freacken HOT copy + paste this into your profile

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

14 things to do in K-mart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals

2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

10.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

11.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

12.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

13.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

14. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing

DON'T STEROTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to ur profile, and bold what U r!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Anyone who asks someone if they have a green card, I'll smack u! That's just rude!!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (and so what if I am?!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
(Morals and dignity, poeple. I'm not saying that people who aren't virgins are bad, I'm just saying I follow MY morals.)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
(No, actually. I'm a little gullible, but not naive.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I know when to not say something, though I've had a few slip ups.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.(No! EWWW!! A lot are like my BROTHERS!!)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.( we had to learn it in school)
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Normal is overrated.)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.(Looks could be deceiving I may be smiling outside but inside is dufferent...)
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN. (Who never heard of girl time?)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
(READING ROCKS!)
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd. (It hurts my face to smile too much!)
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.(FYI... Haven't you heard of RESPECT!)
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight saga!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say "I should La Push her AND you off a cliff..."
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (or ever).

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (no comment!!)

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

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Stand Your Ground by kurahieiritr JIO reviews
Mira and Cana's matchmaking shenanigans have Lucy feeling trapped, and confused as her world gets turned topsy turvy. The Guild's closet lesbian couple give Laxus the opening he needs to call Lucy his own. With Laxus determined to become her main defender, Lucy gets caught between Team Natsu's anger, and her unexpected new boyfriend's determination to become her only champion.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,795 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/26 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] [Cana A., Mirajane S.]
Silent but Stronger by sparkplug-and-metalface reviews
CURRENT REWRITE IN PROGRESS! Due to continuous comments about her strength; indirectly or not, Lucy trains to get stronger and makes friends with the unexpected along the way. Based after the Infinity Clock/Keys of the Starry Night but before the GMG onwards.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,175 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] Thunder Legion
Celestial Lightning by WingsOfCosmos reviews
Their relationship was a weird one, it's cute, but weird. But maybe that's why it was like they were made for each other. Drabbles on the relationship of Laxus and Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/7/2015 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.]
Snap Crackle and Pop by LovelyLovelyLove reviews
It was the straw that broke the camel's back, and Lucy was done with heartbreak. She locked up her heart and threw away the key. After a horrendous hike, she finds herself surrounded by a group that will come to think of her as family. But will she let them in? And can a certain Dragon Slayer find the key to unlock her heart? Maybe, if he stops being so stubborn.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,028 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/10 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Thunder Legion
Not What Was Expected by x0xCherryBlossomx0x reviews
Lucy finally plans to tell Natsu how she feels until she witnesses something that throws that idea right out the window. Unfortunately for the gorgeous celestial mage there's someone to witness her heart breaking, or is it fortunate? Could this be the man that helps her realize her and Natsu weren't really meant to be? Lemon in later chapters LaLu, Mentions of NaLu and Natsu/?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,424 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Laxus D., Lucy H.
The Princess, Her Dragon, and the Keepers by shinebrightnetwork reviews
Lucy is not what she appears to be. How will it affect her new team? How will it affect the dragon slayer who is her mate? Let's find out together shall we? LaLu, mates, updates are unscheduled but will happen come hell or high water!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,888 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/22 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Spirit King, Thunder Legion
Fighting Together by fanfic-freedomwrite reviews
Will Laxus be able to help the girl of his dreams past a mistake she made? And will she be able to help him? Fighting their past together will lead to one of the most interesting pairings of the guild. Not the best summary, but please give it a go. Thanks for reading my story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Team Natsu, Thunder Legion
Mine for the Night Mine Forever by bixlu lover reviews
A night of celebration after the GMG changes things for Lucy in a way she never expected. Not your usual story. Give it a try! Story takes place after the GMG. Rated M for lemons; adult situations and language. Please read and review. LaLu. current chapter 8
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.]
A Walk Among the Stars and Dragons by cerberus angel reviews
A spark that sent electricity coursing through his veins. A catalyst to something he had never known he wanted (LaxLu Week, Day 1-6: Aquarius, Devilish, Dream, Sparks, Manga, Games).
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,475 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/20 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Aquarius, Igneel
A loss can lead to a gain by dogsrcool5 reviews
Lucy gets betrayed by her team and feels down until the unexpected happened and a new friendship was made. LaLu fanfic
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Fairytail The lucy (LaLu) by KingCreations reviews
lucy is new at fairytail highschool. she came back to meet her childhood friend only to get news that he became the leader of the strongest gang in the entire school! and with her childhood friend being Laxus Dreyar! how will she live her life? Lalu fluff,sooo much fluff (Lisanna hate) sorry
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,866 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Team Natsu, Thunder Legion
Don't Look Back by Mrs.Dreyar reviews
Sting leaves Lucy for some other girl. Now that she has moved on, he wants her back. But there's someone who isn't going to let him get her back easily.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/26/2015 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] Sting E.
The words I Couldn't Say by Marsfish reviews
Lucy wakes up with no memories, no voice, and no idea what's going on. She finds herself in a situation with four strange people, who are trying to teach her what she's forgotten. This story involves Lucy never having been in Fairy Tail because she isn't a mage.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,605 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] Thunder Legion - Complete
A Lucy and Laxus Story by Mojojoey11 reviews
LaLu Fic. Lucy's heart would always beat a little faster when Laxus was around but she did her best to hide her feelings for the Lightning Dragon Slayer, thinking that he didn't even notice that she existed. Unbeknownst to her, Laxus was acutely aware of Fairy Tail's only Celestial Mage... Currently Rated T but may become M later on.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/3 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.]
He Leaves Me Broken by MaximumRideTwilightLover reviews
Set during New Moon. Edward leaves Bella. Bella gets caught in an abusive relationship with Mike Newton. Then Edward and the Cullens return. Will Edward be able to piece together Bella's broken heart before Mike breaks her? E/B. Rated M for abuse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tempting Fate by JessieJay13 reviews
In this long-awaited sequel for To Be A King, secrets will be uncovered, old friends will show their true colors, and loyalties will be put to the ultimate test.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,081 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Kara - Complete
Lightning and Strawberries by blu3berry96 reviews
From OVA 3! Lucy and the team are stuck in the past, and have to make it out without having anyone notice them. But someone does notice the celestial mage, and that's none other than the guild's Lightning Slayer! What will happen to Lucy during her time in the past? Will it affect the future? And what promise did she make with THE Laxus Dreyar? Read to find out (:
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Team Natsu, Thunder Legion
A Dragon Slayer's Mate by cerberus angel reviews
Laxus knew she was right, but a Dragon Slayer's mate was their most prized possession. May the Gods have mercy on any who tried to hurt or take Lucy from him because he won't. (LaLu Week, Days 4 -7: Purple, Busted, Snuggle, & Desire)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.]
Monsters by HarisaEnaja reviews
He'd always thought Arthur wouldn't last a week without him. But the joke was on him because here he was on his own and he hadn't even lasted three days without getting himself into trouble." Merlin gets captured by not nice people and Arthur has to come save him LOTS OF WHUMP. ANGST ALL AROUND and a bit of BAMF!Merlin. Reveal fic Arthur&Merlin Bromance. No Slash, Warnings inside
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,061 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
sparkling light by sapphirexfirefly reviews
lucy gets injured in an attack on the guild. lucy starts to train with a few of fairy tails favorite s class mages when a new aspect to her power is gifted to her . but what about when her heart gets involved . (laxlu) (rated m to be safe has violence and may have sexual content later )
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,718 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Dragon Heart by Madeline Cullen reviews
A new dragon slayer has come to Fairy Tail, and her name is Lucy Heartfilia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,443 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Celestial Born by Serenity Fairytail reviews
Natsu kick's Lucy of the team. But there are consequences to angering a born celestial mage. Find out what they are. Rating for later chapters. Lucy x Laxus.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Gray F., Lucy H., Laxus D.
IMPRINTING by b92morgan reviews
TRANSLATION Arthur Pendragon is what the dictionary defines as the perfect Alpha, but he hates Omegas. Merlin Emrys is an Omega, different from the others: he hates Alphas. The Imprinting works like "love at first sight". After it happens, nothing becomes more important than being with your partner, looking for him and wanting him almost obsessively. LUNARIS DIES'S STORY, NOT MINE
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 149,350 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Lightning and Flames by AzureJade reviews
Lucy, moving on from her unrequited love of Natsu has begun to fall for Laxus. Natsu realizes his feelings for her and Gray, knowing how dimwitted Natsu is, tries to help him get Lucy back - but is it already to late? Team Natsu and the Thunder Legion finds themselves in a shadow world after a brutal attack on one of their own. LALU LALU LALU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,974 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Lose Before You Find by Leonata8913 reviews
When Arthur banishes Merlin for Sorcery, no one is prepared for the horrid repercussions. Can Arthur set things right before all is lost? Will Merlin even want to come back? And What of Morgana?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,156 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, OC
Resolve by Hunnybunny96 reviews
First story. Lucy, forgotten by her guild has risen up from the ashes like a phoneix and taken her place among the strongest in the guild. Now with new friends, she will battle with the dark guild Tartarous. Will she win?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Emrys: The King of Sorcerers by MerlinEmrys2016 reviews
Uther has been hunting Emrys for years. When Emrys is finally brought to Camelot, Uther would find that there are consequences to every action. And he will not only find that killing Emrys might prove to be difficult, but it also might bring Camelot and her allies to her knees. Merthur, slash, BAMF!Merlin DruidKing!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,374 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther
A Dragon's Instinct to Protect by Princess Nelly reviews
Laxus didn't know how it had happened, he thought it would be a normal day at Fairy Tail. However, there's never been a 'normal day' at Fairy Tail. Laxus soon finds himself protecting Lucy and everything they'll have accomplish together. A little LaLu fluffy story that I've been planning for a while. Rated M for a reason
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Team Natsu, Thunder Legion
Child of the Cave: Book 1 by beingbored reviews
AU: While on a quest to destroy a magical creature, Arthur and the other knights are saved by a young boy with impossibly strong magic. After taking the child back to Camelot, it is discovered that a well-known lord is to be visiting Camelot. But this man has a connection with Gwaine and he seems to want something from the crown as well.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,510 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
LaLu week 2015 by nikoneko123 reviews
Trouble, Wedding, Kinky, Purple, Busted, Snuggle, Desire! Welcome to LaLu week 2015! Read the various happenings around Fairy Tail that effect or are caused by a certain lightning mage and blonde bombshell! (Rated M just in case) I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL ONLY THE PLOT/STORYLINES HEREIN! ALL OWNERSHIP TO HIRO MASHIMA! x
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.]
A New Member for the Thunder God Tribe by Jeice Lover reviews
"Lucy Heartfilia, we would like you to join the Thunder God Tribe!" "...EH!" When the Thunder God Tribe offers Lucy a position on their team, will she accept? And how will her decision affect Team Natsu?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Lucy H., Freed J., Laxus D., Natsu D.
Good Intentions by Omili reviews
Lucy needs the help of an S-Class mage to take on a particular mission, but the only one available at the time is Laxus. While on their mission, the two grow closer. NOT LaLu romance! Natsu/Lucy romance, Laxus and Lucy develop a sibling like relationship which the story focuses on most. POSSIBLY DISCONTINUED AS I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THE MANGA RIGHT NOW.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,090 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Laxus D.
My Secret by furrytail1 reviews
Lucy and Laxus are sent on a month long S-Class mission together straight from the Master. Lucy's wanted to try to be friends with Laxus, but it seems Laxus has different ideas. A lot can happen in a month, not to mention the train rides 3 days long. May be Lemons in future chapters
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Makarov D., Team Natsu
Prince Merlin by Phoenixfire513 reviews
What if Arthur was not the only prince of Camelot and had always felt the absence of his twin, Until the last three years that Merlin has been in his life. Why is that? and What does it mean? What secrets and revelations will be discovered? And how will it affect Arthur and Merlin. will it tear them apart or bring the closer together? read and find out and review. happy reading.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Merlin, Arthur
The Incredibly Unpredictable Strings of Fate by Corpsies reviews
"Welcome to the Dollhouse, where the strings of fate are always at play." Lucy and Levy are both bartenders at the Dollhouse, an incredibly popular bar. Soon, they both meet the men of their dreams, and their life gets turned upside down -Lets just hope it's for the better. [AU, Mostly LaLu and GaLe with other pairings in the mix. Rated M for adult situations, language, and lemons]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,549 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] [Levy M., Gajeel R.]
He Was Right by AkariDreyar reviews
After Natsu dismissess any chance of a relationship with Lucy she thinks her life is over. Not long after Gajeel tells her something that has her forgeting all about Natsu and wanting to get stronger. She thinks there's no chance of finding love but Laxus will stop at nothing to prove her wrong. Mainly LALU with slight GALE and NALI. Lemon in later chapters!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,955 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Transformation gone wacky! by AllieJenzie reviews
Lucy saves an injured Laxus from a mysterious masked man... but what happens when Lucy wakes up the next day to find a 8 year old Laxus in her bed? As Laxus's personality slowly changes, can Lucy save Laxus from his fate?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,615 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
I love you Laxus! by xxxILiveForTheFuturexxx reviews
[HIATUS] Before Laxus leaves Fairy Tail there is one thing that Lucy Heartfilia has to do. "I love you too Lucy…" His voice was rough but soft at the same time. "…Take care of yourself and wait for me to come back. Don't let another man touch you in anyway." Lucy wanted to cry when she heard those words but she didn't and only nodded. "I will… I will wait for as long as I'll need."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.]
The Pros and Cons of Being a Wolf by ScytheWolfAngel reviews
Sasuke and the Akatsuki haven't been seen in months, so Five Ninja come to help. But Naruto gets his hands on a special jutsu and accidentally tests it out on Sakura! What happens when she's placed under Gaara's care for her protection? Rated T for later Chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara
Drown by SilverHeart09 reviews
It was meant as a harmless joke, but obviously Clint didn't get the memo. Good thing Pepper's on hand to save the day. One-shot, Pepperony, Tony!Whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Falling again by Fanficgal357 reviews
What if, when Edward left in NM the wolves didn't get to Bella in time and she was changed by Laurent. What would happen if 75 years later Bella meets up with the Cullens in Forks again. But she's got new friends and a new name. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,179 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Expected by BellaxHale reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. Bella leaves Forks and goes to Fells Church to be with her brothers. Changed rating to M for cursing.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Damon
Elemental Fae by theRogueHatter reviews
Bella is the Elemental Fae, the most powerful mythic creature. And she s coming to Forks. What will happen when the calm Fae Bella meets our masochistic Vampire Edward? READ and find out! Bad summary, better story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Different Way to See by Starlight Drama reviews
Bella is slowly going blind. She moves back to Forks to live with her father and brothers to spend time with them and see them before she can't see at all. Who will she meet there? AH AU *will be finished, will just take time*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Of The Boys by paperairplanes reviews
Bella has always been one of the boys...but what happens when she decides she wants more? What if she wants to be one of the girls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tough Love by ClumsyQuirkyBookworms reviews
what happens when Bella, one of the many skilled vampire hunters meets the cullen family. what is emmett, the brother she thought had died was really just changed? what if she runs into him and the cullen clan in Forks? will romance bloom? BxE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Voltage by ohbillie reviews
Bella's just moved to west LA, she's nineteen and is trying to independent, with no family around her right now, and making new friends, she strives to work at LA's best tattoo shop whilst also trying to not fall for a fellow tattoo artist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,350 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Marie McCarty by k8tlynnlee reviews
Carisle Cullen is doctoring Renee Swam,a widow, who is dieing from cancer. Renee's dieing wish is for Carisle to take her baby, Bella, home with him. Will Carisle honor this wish? What will the others think? What does Bella think of the family? REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4636 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4384 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 3,476 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
THE LAST DRAGONS by fairyrobot reviews
Bella s family has been keeping a secret from her for years. This secret involves vampires and dragons.Oh and did i mention When Bella and the Cullen s find out will Bella and Edward make it out alive? Just read the first chap. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heaven in Forks by iamvamp reviews
Angels live above on clouds, humans roam the Earth. Bella's still clumsy and Edward's still protective... but Edward's an Angel and Bella's still a human. Will they be able to be together with such a divide?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bite Me by bellaheartstwilight reviews
When Eward is forced to change Bella into to a Vampire her vampire powers make her a force to reckoned with and also one of the most powerful vampires on Earth. More interesting than it sounds. my first fanfic so please be nice. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,667 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lives to Skate by JadePlant2121 reviews
Bella has a hidden talent she told no one at Forks about. She skates. Or rather ice dances. What happens when a certain person from her past comes back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Blinding Lights by Sovoyita reviews
Bella Swan was in an accident that rendered her blind. When she moves to Forks with her father and brother, she gains friends and meets Edward, the school boy charm. Will she let down her walls and will Edward change his charmer ways? And how? BXE; AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,063 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The plan by AlexaSinead reviews
Edward Cullen makes a bet, he has to make the freak of the school, Bella Swan fall for him. What he doesn't know is that as he starts to hang out with her he fall in love with her. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,111 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shh, I 'm here by HoustonSilk reviews
Bella dies in the war at the end of Breaking Dawn. Edward takes care of their daughter although he is heartbreaking. He spends all the time on thinking Bella after Renesmee grows up. 30 years later, he discovers a baby who smells like Bella. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cupid Painted Blind by Kaitsa reviews
Edward and Bella have always been neighbors. Bella was born blind, but Edward never minded, they were inseparable. Somehow they turned into best friends with benefits. But all is about to change this summer. AH/AU OOC. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,465 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Not So Teenaged Nanny by Hazelnut4o6 reviews
OVERHAULING in progress
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
We Are Broken by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Hi, I'm Bella Swan, I lived in Forks, Washington. I was stolen, to a hell house. At least I have my two roommates, Alice and Rosalie. James scares me. Alot. I need help. Three vampires search America to save this girl...will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Selfless by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Bella has a hard life. Scratch that, hard doesn't cover it. Mum's an addict to Alcohol and Drugs. Step Dad's abusive. And Bella has to take care of her 2 younger siblings. Can the beautiful new kids help Bella out of this mess before she collapses?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,638 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Headlock by Schizonemiaa reviews
Bella, a registered nurse who works at a local prison, gets the thrill of her life one day while attending to a newly admitted captive. But the real thrill is that he may not be as dangerous as she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
Marked by missransom reviews
Edward is a hired assassin working for the Volturi. After a failed hit, he is demoted assigned to go after Bella and kidnap her. Who knew that this would be his most dangerous mission yet. AH and quite OOC :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,911 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009
Save Me by mantharella reviews
My version of Twilight but it has some twists, like Bella has brain cancer and James never shows up. Full summery in chapter 3. Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,086 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dark Angel by IchigosGirl27 reviews
After Edward left in New moon, The Volturi came for Bella, she joined them and ended up being the most powerful vampire in existence, What happens when The Cullens visit the Volturi? Will Bella let them back into her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Butterscotch and Butterflies by Dobber17 reviews
Written for "When Love was New" Contest. Bella works at an ice cream parlour and lives a life that constantly leaves her in problematic situations. Edward Masen, fireman and regular customer at Bella's work, seems like the perfect candidate to help out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is Blind by vampireadtic reviews
Bella was blinded at the age of five because of a car crash. later her parents divorced and she blames herself. 12 years later her and her mom get in car crash. Emmett gets in protective brother mood, school player Edward has spoted his next target...Bell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Robot Bella by xXchampXx reviews
What if all the robots from Transformers had a human? And Bella is on of those humans? What happens when the robots and vampires collide? And how will they help each other's faiths? RXR
Crossover - Twilight & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
Amazing Catch by keep austin wierd reviews
Edward is a rookie QB for the Seahawks and Bella is working at the team for a journalism job in Seattle. Billy, the head coach, soon promotes her to assistant head coach. Edward is immediately attracted to Bella. Is Bella his 'amazing catch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just an Experiment by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella was taken from her parents when she was a child and injected with Werewolf venom by none other than theVolturi.The Cullen's pay a visit and Find Bella.Aro promises not to kill her if she can become tame.Will she?Will it matter? B&E CANNON AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Talk to me by xXLife.TogetherXx reviews
Bella is beaten by Renee since she was 10. After 7 years of abuse she finally escapes to Forks with her dad where she meets Edward. She wont speak and flinches at any touch. Will she open up to her new friend? Full Summary Inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Change by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Bella has 11 brothers and sisters, and has to move to Forks, Washington when her football coach father gets a huge promotion. She's mainly responsible for her siblings and she never thinks of herself, but then she meets Edward Cullen, and things change. Loosely based on CHeaper by the Dozen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Key to my heart by TamzrockzXx reviews
Bella swan has an unespected life when her horse edward comes alive and then turns something but i can't tell you what because its a secret!please read and review this because i have spent hours on end on it !
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blue Skies & Wilted Daffodils by ridingondreams reviews
Newmoon AU: Bella runs away once Jacob starts avoiding her. She wants to become a vampire so she can confront Edward and receive closure. However, things take a turn when she gets recruited into the Volturi . . . Volturi fic ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,908 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dead Eyes by Ink Splatters 'nd Co reviews
Edward is blind and is looked after by his abusing Aunt, because his parents are in hospital. What will happen when he meets the new student Bella Swan? Rated T for mild violence. BXE. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,313 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dreams by inugirl93 reviews
Bella Swan and her brother, Emmett, have been living in an orphanage for the last four years. But all that's about to change... AU/AH ExB EmxR JxA etc...full summary inside. rated T for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ciechi by notacommunist95 reviews
Ciechi means sightless in Italian. What if some of the glass shards from when Jasper attacked had gotten in Bella's eye and caused her to go blind? ExB Not sure about keeping it Please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unseen, Yet Believable by xoEnviousLust reviews
My name is Bella. I am your average girl, with average brown hair and eyes. Yet I suffer from your not so average disorder...I am blind. EdxBella, EdwardxBella, AlicexJasper, RosexEmmett, Vampire Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,173 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Road They Were Destined to Take by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Separated from Uncle Iroh and left for dead, Zuko is found by the Avatar and friends.Though Katara can mend his body, can she help him heal his heart from past wounds and can their new found feelings for each other survive the battles ahead?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,309 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Water and Fire by Milk Bone Addict reviews
Zuko has finally come around. He is leading an army to the Fire Nation, to attack his father. On the way there, he runs into Katara, sick with a poison made for Firebenders. Read to find out! Completed. Sequel up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Surprise on the Front Steps by Dark-Wiccan-Goddess reviews
One rainy day a 21 year old Bella finds something surpising waiting for her on her front doorsteps. ONE SHOT. re edited
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
like us by twieveluv reviews
Tristan and Aurora another human vampire couple meet the cullens and Aurora and Bella quickly become friends and learn how much they have in common. They don't realize though their boyfriends are both vampires how much they really do have in common until
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,956 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006