agoraphobiantic
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Joined 03-24-09, id: 1877143, Profile Updated: 04-09-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm an OCD inflicted yuppie. Sort of. I can only eat Skittles in alphabetical order by colour. So Blue, Green, Orange, Red, etc. But I have no cleaning or organizational tendencies whatsoever. I'm a pig.

I've been reading fanfic since I was fifteen. Then I read all four Twilight books about a year ago and I thought, "This would make some really good fanfic." So I went looking for some, and boy was I right.

Also, I curse too much, I have questionable piercings and I don't want kids. Like, ever.

And I'm addicted to caffeine, nicotine, and fanfic. So most of the time I read fanfic while drinking coffee and chainsmoking. Nothing gets done around here.

Oh and I really REALLY like sugar.

Follow me on twitter! twitter.com/agoraphobiantic

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20439 - Favs: 13,791 - Follows: 5,623 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14801 - Favs: 11,398 - Follows: 8,050 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18548 - Favs: 7,736 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simple Kind of Man by brokenheadboards reviews
Bella is a by the book lawyer who sees the world in black and white. When she meets Jasper, the only legal representation in small town Texas, will he make her see beauty in shades of gray? Jasper/Bella. AH/AU. OOC. Entry for “For the Love of Jasper”.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,145 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Slaughter the Lamb by Dawn ofthe Dead reviews
AU Edward is a more traditional vamp. No yellow eyes, no sparkles, and no mind reading. He catches an appetizing scent while in the Balkans for St. George Day. Written as an example for The Darkward Vamp Fic Contest. See my profile for contest link.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5663 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 4,588 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Animal I've Become reviews
Bella was changed after Edward left her. But unlike the Cullens, Bella's embraced the animal she's become. What will happen after she's finally reunited seventy years later with Edward and the rest of the Cullens? Co-written with RaeCullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bullet in the Head reviews
Isabella Swan is the Chicago book tycoon, and Edward Cullen is the literary prodigy that never wrote a second book. He is the wildness to her restraint, the spontaneity to her organization, and the answer to all the problems she never knew she had.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,945 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Girl Afraid reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete