Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Age: I'm between the ages of 1 and 100
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Hazel-brown (HAZEL IS GREEN BROWN! HOW AWESOMMEE)
Where I live: The world
Pets: Bailey Booo
Best Friends: Emily Clare Natalie Maire Amanda Olivia Amanda Emma Karin Lauren Megan Allie Courtney Rachel I could goo on and on
Where i live: Camp Half-Blood...
Age: Let me go ask somebody...
Stuff i LOVE: Rain, books, mythology, writing, My friends, pizza, Ipod, camera, being random, calling people mortals, and freaking people out with PJO
Favorite songs: Fall for you by Secondhand Serenade and She is Love by Parachute and Lose my Soul by TMAC! AND FIREFLIES/SALTWATER ROOM BY OWL CITY!!
What was the last book you read? The Sea of Monsters (Re-reading everything for the 10000th time), The House of Power (Great book!), and The Wanderer (AWESOMEE!!)
What's your personality like? Awesome like that :PP
Who do you have a crush on? Ummm...not telling
What was the last thing you thought? I want more cheesy Goldfish
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? “Have you ever caught gum off Uranus?”
You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Uhhhh I would have a huge beach party!! after i bought PJO from Rick Riordan!! YEAH AFTER i went on a huge shopping spree
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? camera
What are you eating/drinking right now? I WAS eating Goldfish...
What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Take it From My Point of View
What's it like being you? Uhh idk haha??
What are your thoughts on writing? AWESOME (except for school... then no)
How tall are you? umm do you THINK that i have a tape measure right next to me?!
What music are you listening to? None
Have you ever been cross-country skiing? Nope
What is the weather like? Sunny
Anything else? Nope
What's your favourite article of clothing? umm idk
Who is the most special person to you? AMANDA.. hahah funny kid obese dogs
What's your favourite childhood memory? Idk
Scariest moment of your life? Idk
One word that would best describe you? Funny
What is your favourite month in the summer? August
What's your favourite number? 3
What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? Umm idk
What does your username mean? Uhh idk it just kinda came to me.. I'm also shelbell0312, and Shelby daughter of Poseidon! Oh and I am pablopotato2, but that's an inside joke with myself.. haha... I should change it but I don't feel like it.. If I were I demigod just was kinda random... OHHHH and I am just a couple demigods and Just another Demigod... haha i have A LOT
What is your favourite Disney movie? THE LITTLE MERMAID!!
Favorite books: PJO!! Inkheart series, The House of Power series, The Wanderer, The Missing series, uhh I could go on, but i'm too lazyy
Favorite Things to do: hang out with AMANDA hahahaha told ya i would get around to putting this on eventually
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile (cough RACHEL cough)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (PERCY JACKSON YEAHHHH :D)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. (haha...ha..)
If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site on a daily basis, but you don't care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever feared for your OWN sanity copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells you to put on socks, but you never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. (Haha, Apollo)
If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been doing something late at night, looked out the window and screamed after seeing a pair of eyes only to find that it was your/your neighbour's cat copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about killing someone you hate, took out the chainsaw and then realized that murder is illegal copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Nose Goes solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). Crazy is when you have conversations with characters from books in your head. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals?
PONDER THIS ALSO!
80 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 20 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (SO MANY TIMES!)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
97 percent of youth would scream "DON'T JUMP" if Miley Cyrus was on top of a building about to jump. If your one of the 3 percent that would be screaming " JUMP BEOTCH JUMP" and pushing her off , copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
HOLY FISHSTICKS! THAT IS LIKE SO TRUE!!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh)
Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE
I have the ability to trip over flat ground (IT'S SO TRUE)
I'm not random, I just have many thoughts...
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this onto your profile.
ReAL AnD FAke FRieNds
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dude ... we screwed up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap out of them
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! (so true!)
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...
Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
Silent is golden but duct tape is silver
He who laughs last thinks slowest
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject
dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.
If you think Poseidon is awesome, copy and past this to your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you quote Dane Cook all the time, copy this into your profile
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile
If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you cried when Luke Castellan died ((in The Last Olympian)), despite of all the STUPID STUFF he did, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you call people mortals if they haven't read Percy Jackson, copy and paste this into your profile
If you severely hyperventilated and squealed and jumped around and called all your friends to tell them the glorious news that you just saw The Lightning Thief teaser trailer for at least two hours, copy this into your profile
If you jump up and down on the elevator, copy and paste this to your profile (were else are you suppose to jump on the elevator?)
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
If you can find the b, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms: (BOLD=DONE)
Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
General Ways to Annoy People (BOLD=DONE)
How To Annoy People On The Beach (BOLD=DONE)
Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
How To Annoy People
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: (BOLD=DONE)
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.00
The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him 5.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
2.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
3. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
4. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
5. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
“The old satyr didn't look nearly so happy. 'Will...' ” -The Last Olympian, Rick Riordan
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The space button on the keyboard next to me
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dragon Tales, yeahh:
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, Having a water fight
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
At the “how to annoy people” surveys
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A post-it, an exercise chart, and two framed photos
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A beach on the river, a beach on the pacific coast, a beach in the keys, and a beach on the atlantic coast!! YEAHH after, i would have a huge BEACH PARTY! after buying tons of party stuff for my beaches I would make a list of all the people i think are worthy enough, especially Rick Riordan AND LOGAN LERMAN (MY LOVERR :D)! at my beach party at one of my gigantic beaches, I would bribe Rick Riordan and buy the Percy Jackson series! I would bribe Chris columbus to cut Alexandra Daddario from the Lightning Theif and get someone that actually has blonde hair. I would go on a huge shopping spree. I would give money to my church, and I would give money to my parents. Pay off college, and other stuff that I can't think of. I would buy a year's supply of nuggets so i can chuck them at people. I would buy a Cruise ship. I would buy a huge sailboat. I would buy a variety of different tubes, waterskiis, wakeboards, and kneeboards. I would buy an awesome snowboard. I would buy a riverboat and go on a journey across the atlantic with my cousin and my sister. I would buy tons of deliciouss ice cream, like Ben and Jerry's, Brown's, etc. I would buy a better laptop. I would buy a Dairy Queen and eat all of the thin mint blizzards and ice cream cakes. I would host a sweet sixteen party better than the ones on "My Sweet Sixteen". I would buy the biggest water jungle gym thingy and put it out in the middle of the lake, river, pond, etc. I would buy Clare a life-sized set of my barbie family. I would bribe a publisher to publish Amanda's and my book, "Obese Dogs". I would buy Natalie a yellow fluffy room. I would buy Olivia tons of nuggets. I would buy Maire a lifetime supply of grape Crush so we can make millions of bottle cap pins. I would buy Emily and me a extreme tubing trip and a paddle boat that will go back to the dock itself. Last but not least, I would buy a trip for me and all of my friends to go see the premiere of Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make summers NOT SO HOT!
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Annoying things to do on an elevator (BOLD=DONE)
1) STAND silent and motionless in the
2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
4) STARE At another passenger for a
5) SAY -DING at each floor.
6) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
7) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
8) STARE, grinning at another passenger
9) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
10) TRY to make personal calls on the
11) DRAW a little square on the floor
12) WHEN there's only one other person
13) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
14) ASK if you can push the button for
15) DROP a pen and wail until someone
16) BRING a camera and take pictures of
17) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
18) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Ten things to see before you die
1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.
2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.
3. Homer say something intelligent.
4. Taxes disappear.
5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.
6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.
7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.
8. Wrestling people forget their moves.
9. The coyote catch the road runner.
10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
15 Things to do when your in Walmart! (BOLD=DONE)
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca di Angelo, Castor, Pan, Leneus, Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Michael Yew, Beckendorf, Silena Beaugaurd, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.
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