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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Name: Shelby

Age: I'm between the ages of 1 and 100

Hair color: Brown


Where I live: The world

Pets: Bailey Booo

Best Friends: Emily Clare Natalie Maire Amanda Olivia Amanda Emma Karin Lauren Megan Allie Courtney Rachel I could goo on and on

Name: Shelby

Where i live: Camp Half-Blood...

Gender: Girl.

Birthday: march

Age: Let me go ask somebody...

Stuff i LOVE: Rain, books, mythology, writing, My friends, pizza, Ipod, camera, being random, calling people mortals, and freaking people out with PJO

Favorite songs: Fall for you by Secondhand Serenade and She is Love by Parachute and Lose my Soul by TMAC! AND FIREFLIES/SALTWATER ROOM BY OWL CITY!!

Siblings: One

Interests: Stuff

What was the last book you read? The Sea of Monsters (Re-reading everything for the 10000th time), The House of Power (Great book!), and The Wanderer (AWESOMEE!!)

What's your personality like? Awesome like that :PP

Who do you have a crush on? Ummm...not telling

What was the last thing you thought? I want more cheesy Goldfish

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? “Have you ever caught gum off Uranus?”

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Uhhhh I would have a huge beach party!! after i bought PJO from Rick Riordan!! YEAH AFTER i went on a huge shopping spree

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? camera

What are you eating/drinking right now? I WAS eating Goldfish...

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Take it From My Point of View

What's it like being you? Uhh idk haha??

What are your thoughts on writing? AWESOME (except for school... then no)

How tall are you? umm do you THINK that i have a tape measure right next to me?!

What music are you listening to? None

Have you ever been cross-country skiing? Nope

What is the weather like? Sunny

Anything else? Nope

What's your favourite article of clothing? umm idk

Who is the most special person to you? AMANDA.. hahah funny kid obese dogs

What's your favourite childhood memory? Idk

Scariest moment of your life? Idk

One word that would best describe you? Funny

What is your favourite month in the summer? August

What's your favourite number? 3

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? Umm idk

What does your username mean? Uhh idk it just kinda came to me.. I'm also shelbell0312, and Shelby daughter of Poseidon! Oh and I am pablopotato2, but that's an inside joke with myself.. haha... I should change it but I don't feel like it.. If I were I demigod just was kinda random... OHHHH and I am just a couple demigods and Just another Demigod... haha i have A LOT

What is your favourite Disney movie? THE LITTLE MERMAID!!

Favorite books: PJO!! Inkheart series, The House of Power series, The Wanderer, The Missing series, uhh I could go on, but i'm too lazyy

Favorite Things to do: hang out with AMANDA hahahaha told ya i would get around to putting this on eventually

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile (cough RACHEL cough)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (PERCY JACKSON YEAHHHH :D)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. (haha...ha..)

If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site on a daily basis, but you don't care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever feared for your OWN sanity copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells you to put on socks, but you never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. (Haha, Apollo)

If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been doing something late at night, looked out the window and screamed after seeing a pair of eyes only to find that it was your/your neighbour's cat copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about killing someone you hate, took out the chainsaw and then realized that murder is illegal copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Nose Goes solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). Crazy is when you have conversations with characters from books in your head. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals?


80 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 20 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (SO MANY TIMES!)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

97 percent of youth would scream "DON'T JUMP" if Miley Cyrus was on top of a building about to jump. If your one of the 3 percent that would be screaming " JUMP BEOTCH JUMP" and pushing her off , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.


There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh)

Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!


I have the ability to trip over flat ground (IT'S SO TRUE)

I'm not random, I just have many thoughts...

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this onto your profile.

ReAL AnD FAke FRieNds

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.

REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dude ... we screwed up ... but that was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.

REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap out of them

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! (so true!)

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duct tape is silver

He who laughs last thinks slowest

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Poseidon is awesome, copy and past this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you quote Dane Cook all the time, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried when Luke Castellan died ((in The Last Olympian)), despite of all the STUPID STUFF he did, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you call people mortals if they haven't read Percy Jackson, copy and paste this into your profile

If you severely hyperventilated and squealed and jumped around and called all your friends to tell them the glorious news that you just saw The Lightning Thief teaser trailer for at least two hours, copy this into your profile

If you jump up and down on the elevator, copy and paste this to your profile (were else are you suppose to jump on the elevator?)

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you can find the b, copy and paste this into your profile.




Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms: (BOLD=DONE)

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!”
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

General Ways to Annoy People (BOLD=DONE)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Buy it, wear it, return it.
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonalds.
Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
Call someone and ask for someone that you know is not there then hang up. Call again about a half hour latter and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half hour and call again and ask for that person again and then hang up again and wait a hour and call the same number and say that you are the person that you have been calling for and ask if you had any messages.
Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.' (because of the fact they don't like PJO!)
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Continually try to get all of the people who write you letters to put cellophane tape over their stamps so that you can wipe off the postmark and reuse them.
Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Drum on every available surface.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
Face the back when standing in an elevator.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a mask and snorkel.
Frantically change the date on people's computers back 50 years, and claim that you are trying to save humanity from the "Year 2000 Bug."
Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"
Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
Hang around national monuments all day, trying to get in other people's vacation photos. Afterwards, give them your address and ask them to send you a print when they get them developed.
Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.
Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window.
Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and Twinkies on Thanksgiving.
Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Spend all day at at fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.
Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
Tape a blank piece of typing paper to your dorm or office door and leave it up for ages; when someone finally writes on it, yell at them and tell them to please not deface your property.
Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
Throw stones at people walking past your house.
Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
Vacuum your lawn. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Walk around at the casino, looking at people's hands and giving them advice loudly. "Wow, that's a GOOD one!" or "Get rid of the nine; you've got a pair of kings!"
Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.
When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."
Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!"
While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" for no apparent reason.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

How To Annoy People On The Beach (BOLD=DONE)

Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.

Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

How To Annoy People
At An Amusement Park (BOLD=DONE)

Everytime you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.
Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: (BOLD=DONE)

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.00

The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him 5.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

2.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

3. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

4. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

5. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

“The old satyr didn't look nearly so happy. 'Will...' ” -The Last Olympian, Rick Riordan

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The space button on the keyboard next to me

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Dragon Tales, yeahh:

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:45 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:29 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, Having a water fight

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?


9. What are you wearing?


10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

At the “how to annoy people” surveys

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A post-it, an exercise chart, and two framed photos

13. Seen anything weird lately?


14. What do you think of this quiz?


15. What is the last film you saw?


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A beach on the river, a beach on the pacific coast, a beach in the keys, and a beach on the atlantic coast!! YEAHH after, i would have a huge BEACH PARTY! after buying tons of party stuff for my beaches I would make a list of all the people i think are worthy enough, especially Rick Riordan AND LOGAN LERMAN (MY LOVERR :D)! at my beach party at one of my gigantic beaches, I would bribe Rick Riordan and buy the Percy Jackson series! I would bribe Chris columbus to cut Alexandra Daddario from the Lightning Theif and get someone that actually has blonde hair. I would go on a huge shopping spree. I would give money to my church, and I would give money to my parents. Pay off college, and other stuff that I can't think of. I would buy a year's supply of nuggets so i can chuck them at people. I would buy a Cruise ship. I would buy a huge sailboat. I would buy a variety of different tubes, waterskiis, wakeboards, and kneeboards. I would buy an awesome snowboard. I would buy a riverboat and go on a journey across the atlantic with my cousin and my sister. I would buy tons of deliciouss ice cream, like Ben and Jerry's, Brown's, etc. I would buy a better laptop. I would buy a Dairy Queen and eat all of the thin mint blizzards and ice cream cakes. I would host a sweet sixteen party better than the ones on "My Sweet Sixteen". I would buy the biggest water jungle gym thingy and put it out in the middle of the lake, river, pond, etc. I would buy Clare a life-sized set of my barbie family. I would bribe a publisher to publish Amanda's and my book, "Obese Dogs". I would buy Natalie a yellow fluffy room. I would buy Olivia tons of nuggets. I would buy Maire a lifetime supply of grape Crush so we can make millions of bottle cap pins. I would buy Emily and me a extreme tubing trip and a paddle boat that will go back to the dock itself. Last but not least, I would buy a trip for me and all of my friends to go see the premiere of Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Um idk

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make summers NOT SO HOT!

19. Do you like to dance?


20. George Bush:

A president

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?


22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?


Annoying things to do on an elevator (BOLD=DONE)

1) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

5) SAY -DING at each floor.

6) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

7) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

8) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

9) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

10) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

11) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

12) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

13) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more. (LIKE PERCY!! AHH)

14) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

15) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

16) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

17) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

18) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart! (BOLD=DONE)

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca di Angelo, Castor, Pan, Leneus, Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Michael Yew, Beckendorf, Silena Beaugaurd, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

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The Love Judge by U.O. Zyzpm reviews
Poseidon & Athena enter the throne room for the Spring council to find court is in session with Aphrodite, Zeus, and Chiron as judges to decide whether the accounts of all Percy's friends, allies, and even foes are right about Percabeth. Has flashbacks. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Poseidon, Athena
Hel On Earth (Old Version) by A Warped View Of Reality reviews
Hel is Aphrodite's daughter. One who takes pleasure in locking Percy and Annabeth in cupboards together and making up imaginative names for Clarrise. Throw in a fatherly Ares, a sexy prick named Luke and a parrot called Nemo and you've got yourself a stor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Luke C., Percy J.
Growing Up Together by Awesome one reviews
second one to twist in time. Annabeth gets pregnant and this is about her and Percy growing with the child, taking care of it and such. Oh and of course what Athena does when she finds out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,750 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
The Silver Age by HAYDENpfan reviews
Set after The Last Olympian. Its been years of peace and quiet in the myth world, but not for long. The Great Prophecy is coming true. The seven choosen campers are choosen, including Annabeth and Percy kids. But even now will they be able to beat Kronos?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009
Truth or Dare? by MacMullen reviews
What will happen when the PJO characters play Truth or Dare? Nico gets bored? What happens next? Read to find out! Disclaimer- I don't own PJO Rick Riordan does...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,831 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson's Quest for a Theme Song by Rhia of the Druma Wood reviews
With Camp Half-Blood bursting restlessly into song, Percy, Annabeth and G-man the gangsta rappah are left with no choice to find a theme song to save the camp from the horrors of Disney songs. Can they find it before Luke does?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008
Problems by Zeusgal13 reviews
Percy and Annabeth finally got together! But what will they go through as a couple? What happens when Luke, Rachel and Calypso come up with a plan to break them up! Will PERCABETH get through it? Or will they end up hating each other in the end?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
On the Outside Looking in by xRainyx reviews
Percy and Annabeth fell in love- but where was Rachel? She was there, believe me. But what was she doing? What was she feeling? Percabeth for the obsessed, but mostly Perachel. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Rachel D.
True Love by teetee3 reviews
Camp Half-Blood has defeated Kronos... as far as Percy and Annabeth know. Meanwhile, Annabeth and Percy realize they are one-hundred percent in love. Why isn't the war really over? Read to find out. idk if this goes here but i dont own PJO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Oh My Gods Percy by Thalia-Luke reviews
What happens after Percy and Annabeth go in the wood togeter. After they have figured out their feelings Percy begins to wonder if his dreams are coming true... its my very first Fanfic so please review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Career day at Camp half blood by The Foreseer of Avalon reviews
Artemis is flirting with Percy, Zeus wants a career day in CHB...and everyone is trying to survive it! crackfic read ch-1 at your own risk!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Percy J.
Camp HalfBlood Sleepover by PerseusJ reviews
A visit from Thalia triggers an alien invasion...kidding! But it does trigger drama when she reveals a cool idea she has. My first fanfic EVAH! Takes place after TLO. Rated K plus because little kids may not like it. Because of uber-amount of dramaaaaaa.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009
Camp HalfBlood: 1910 by Journalist793 reviews
This is Camp Half-Blood, 100 years ago, back when it was home to some of those people that we look at as heroes today, and told from the Point of View of Amelia Earhart.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008
100 Things not to do at CHB, 14 by Celestial Starlight reviews
Like my 3rd story! I don't own PJO. Things you shouldn't do at CH-B. The rest of the parts are coming. I know it's small but more to come.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009
Pity by whispered touches reviews
Luke Castellan pitied Thalia Grace.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Celestial Starlight reviews
New STORY! If you want to be a camper in my story, message me with details of your character. I need name, looks personality and godly parent. Truth or dare demi-god style. The more reviews, the more chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Percy J.
Random HalfBlood Story by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
This story documents what happens when you leave very bored and evil thirteen year old campers to their own devices. Follow their misadventures. Flames will roast marshmallows! PLZ R&R! DISCONTINUED. please dont read this it is literally such a fucking mess
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Bittersweet Symphony by dnrl reviews
Series of oneshots, romantic, angsting, and otherwise. Pairings vary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008
Annnabeth's Birthday by whispered touches reviews
It's been a year since Percy defeated Kronos. He's back at camp with all the new cabins and campers, and life couldn't get better. That is, until he sees he only has two weeks to find a gift for the girl of his dreams!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
PJO:A quest to fullfill by Nic Lire reviews
Directly after the LO. SPOILERS for people who have not read it yet! The next Great prophecy is coming true, way ahead of schedule, and Percy and co must answer call. romance between Percy and Annabeth mixed in. PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Karaoke Night by whispered touches reviews
It's Spring Break, and Percy gets bored. He invites everyone, and his true love shows up. What could possibly go wrong when demigods sing karaoke? I wonder...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Birthday Suprise by diabolical-scholar reviews
Three years after the Titan War, Percy turns nineteen. He gets a surprise visit from dad during his suprise party, and a generous gift. Then he surprises Annabeth Read and review. Rated T just to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Crazy Karaoke Night by AleneApollo reviews
Percy and Friends are bored one night and someone suggests karaoke. What will ensue? comedy of course! Read and Review! helpful criticism is very much welcome!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Percy J.
Unchained Melody by music5692 reviews
The next generation. A new adversary, that will put the mortal and immortal worlds at odds. Sequel's sequel, co-authored.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,748 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
Percabeth to the max by Percabethfan98 reviews
If you're for Prachel don't read this, it's not for you. I promise there's no bad content at all. I suck at summeries so just read the story! Please R&R! I don't Own PJO! Sorry if it's OOC! All flames accepted!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Truth or Dare 2 by ILoveMCR95 reviews
This is the new and better version of my fanfic. Seriously, if I get one more "This isn't the correct format" summary I'll block whoever posted it and ignore them. On a happier note, this IS interactive, so you can give the charies dares and questions!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
A Summer's Time Away by PercyBeth reviews
Paul Blofis' relatives live in SW Florida. Annabeth and Percy join Sally and Paul on their vacation there. While in Florida, new relationships bloom, mysterious guests arrive, and they have an experience they will never forget. Annabeth's diary. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Seven Things by U.O. Zyzpm reviews
Another Percabeth. Percy sends Annabeth a letter about things that went unsaid on Half-blood Hill. To help her with her confused feelings about their relationship she writes a list about what she hates and loves about Percy to help sort out her feelings. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
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The Percabeth Documentary reviews
The whole time Percy has been at camp, Grover has been capturing all of Percabeth's cutest moments on film, with the help of the Stoll Brothers and a couple of the gods! Oneshot, maybe. I don't know yet. TONS of Percabeth! FOR ALL THE FANGIRLS OUT THERE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Take it From my Point of View reviews
Ok, so I had no idea why, that when I moved to a new state, every single crazy person out there had suddenly gotten attracted to me like a magnet. At first I had no idea what was going on. Well. Did I EVER find out why. Rated T just because. idk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.