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Author has written 26 stories for South Park, and Fruits Basket.

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Name: Charlotte.

Fandoms:

South Park

Fruits Basket

The Hunger Games

Divergent

How I Met Your Mother

Warriors

Degrassi

Doctor Who

Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's Mother: Oh sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.

Stan: Ah! A snake!
Kyle: No dude, that's a branch.
Stan: Oh... Ah! It's a snake!
Kyle: No dude, that's the same branch again.

Cartman: Tweek, now god dammit, we picked you to be our new friend to replace Kenny because we thought you were a team player.
Tweek: I'M NOT!! I'M NOT A TEAM PLAYER!!

Cartman: Guys, I don't know if ever told you this, but, well... I love you guys... Except for you Kyle.

Cartman: What the hell is that?
Kyle: It's a turkey. (long pause) His name is Gobbles.

Church Person: But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
Alien: Yes, that's nice, thank you for stopping by.

Terrence: Wow, Scott really hates us Philip.
Philip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrence: (pause) But we're not gay, Phillip.
Philip: We're not?

Stan: Well, I guess we learned our lesson.
Kyle: No we didn't, dude. No we didn't.

Jimbo: Well, uh... I think I'll, um... Uh, I think I left the oven on...
Mr. Garrison: Yeeaahh, I think I left your oven on, too...

Kyle: It's ALL real. Think about it- haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus effected your lives more than most REAL people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is REAL or not, he-he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same can be said for Bugs Bunny and- and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real? They might be imaginary, but- but they're more important than most of us here. And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. So in a way... those things are more realer than any of us. (and now Kyle is being deep. kind of.)

Cartman: Go kick his ass, Stan.
Clyde: Yeah, go kick his ass.
Stan: Well, maybe he won't fight.
Cartman: Will he bleed? That's all we care about.

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Loving in Secret by Ismir reviews
Kyle has had the longest crush on his super best friend Stan, which began in high school and dragged on to college. However he can only bring himself to love him from afar while he dates Wendy. But what happens when Stan is suddenly single and over Wendy, and Kenny finds out kyles guilty secret? Read and find out ;)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Guilty Conscience by whereistheark reviews
Kenny, now age twenty-two, has something big weighing on his mind. He no longer has anyone to protect. His sister, Karen, is… gone. Disappeared. He blames himself for what he can't change. Kenny feels like he is treading water; getting nowhere. Until someone unexpected shows up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,766 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Kenny M.
Butters' Guide on How to Wake Your Permanent Roommate by rensrenegade reviews
Butters had come up with an idea, with the help of Kyle who did the same with Stan, to wake Kenny when his late sleeping wore thin on his nerves. It was a little wrong but a little more hilarious and it worked every time. Kyle called it "Mission Impossible: Kill the Foghorn" but Butters came up with a simpler name for him and Kenny: "Ways to Wake Your Permanent Room-Mate".
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,401 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] - Complete
Serendipity by Tweek544 reviews
My name is Kyle Broflovski, I am 17, a senior in South Park High School. I love school. Correction: I loved school. (I do not own South Park or the characters. I do, however, own this story.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,756 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.] Eric Cartman, Stan M.
This Could Be Anywhere But Here by avalise reviews
Stan and Kyle had a plan for college: Get the Hell Out of South Park. Their plan was successful, though under unplanned circumstances. Now, Stan is graduating and he hasn't spoken to his best friend in four years. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,071 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
I Can't Wait Forever by Pennington reviews
Kyle's been in love with Stan for a long time, and it's starting to get really painful. He realizes he has a couple of options. He can tell Stan how he feels, and risk losing him forever; he can quietly let his feelings eat away at him until he's a bitter shell of a person; or he can move on. [THIS STORY IS ON HIATUS FOR THE TIME BEING... MY BAD]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
My Brother's Keeper by Sifl-senpai reviews
REVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Babe, it's called reality! by 3words reviews
When 15 year old Amber Lark is forced to move to South Park from Miami, she thought that her life is ruined, but once she arrives she finds out that her life has just begun!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,658 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Act On Your Impulse by Stylegirl32 reviews
a Cartman tragedy. it could be a collection of angst if anyone asks.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
My life was a lie by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
Kyle had always seemed so normal to his friends. But was his life really as easy behind closed doors? No Slash. Sorry for the Crappy description.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
An Unanticipated Symmetry by DizzyAlice reviews
I couldn't help the overwhelming feeling of guilt that suddenly filled me. What was I thinking those years ago? How had I ever let him go? I didn't have the answers to this yet. All I knew was that I needed him back. Style, Stendy, minor Cryde, Stan's POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,708 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Angel by Lilzenium reviews
KENNY/KYLE: No-one ever notices the girlish bracelet that hangs elegantly from Kenny McCormick's skinny wrist. On it is one silver feather; the last of 450. I'll tell you what Kenny has to do to pay off this last feather.. he has to fall in love.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,501 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
I Never Really Thought by Gabberz720 reviews
My second FanFic. Nothing Else Matters sucked big time, so I hope this is better!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,934 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tweek vs Popcorn by Change ne Norm reviews
Epic battle of the century. CrEek Oneshot :
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
It's the Alcohol's Fault! by Artsy Freak reviews
At a party with alcohol, money, and Cartman's drunken ideas, anything can happen. Style. Short oneshot. T for alcohol reference.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Je Te Manque by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Six months after Christophe's death, Gregory finds himself barely hanging on. Angst, one OC, ChristophexGregory. Recently found out that 'vous' is the formal version of "you", so I put "te" instead.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Somewhat logical by camomilehottea reviews
Stan/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
The 5 Times Kenny Died, And The 1 Time He Didn't by Wishmaster Kami reviews
Kyle doesn't know how to deal with these things he's feeling, and Kenny just keeps on dying. T for language. K2 with mentions of Creek and Stendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
If a Whore's Around by The-Icon-Girl reviews
Kyle somehow gets into Kenny's house. Kenny-like-behavior ensues. Rated T for being very suggestive, and use of a few swears. Kenny/Kyle SLASH. No read if you no like, comprende? COMPLETE-ish. I just might write another chapter. Probably not, though.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Who Knew? by KingAGhidora reviews
Not all relationships last forever. Songfic for Who Knew by PINK.[I own neither South Park or the lyrics]. my first fic, please review!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Style on Strike by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan and Kyle go on strike against slash stories. Oneshot. Style. Mildly slashy...whether they like it or not. Crude sexual humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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A Girl Like Her reviews
The last semester of senior year, Kyle and Wendy get pretty close. Maybe too close, since she's dating his best friend.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.
Reckless Driving reviews
Feeling abandoned by his best friend, Kyle ends up spending time with a certain poor kid that no one has seen in a while.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,016 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
No Place Like Home reviews
Stan is back in South Park after college, and a lot has changed. All he wants to do is get out of the town and never look back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Stan M., Kenny M.
The Life I Got reviews
Kyle's the only one of his best friends left in South Park. The rest are scattered across the country for now. When everyone returns, will the reunion be a happy one?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M., Stan M., Eric Cartman
The Night That Everything Happened
It's the last party before they all leave for college or to start their new lives. The whole grade will be there, and everyone has something going on.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Suitcase By The Door reviews
"I did try, Wendy. You have no idea. I loved you, too, but... I look at you now, and... Well, to be frank, I can't stand you. What you did... It was unforgivable."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Hate What You've Become reviews
Kenny's not the same person he used to be. He's angry all the time, at everyone, so everyone gave up on him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Kenny M.
Time Dies reviews
Kenny has never been lucky. His friends ignore him, his family doesn't care about him, and frankly, he hardly cares about himself. He even wishes that he'd just finally die- actually die- and not come back. So he takes matters into his own hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Invade the Internet reviews
And the Fruits Basket characters discover chatrooms! Won't this be fun? -sorry I suck at titles and summaries-
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
Fallen Apart reviews
After Cartman moved away, everything seemed to just fall apart.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Love Problems reviews
Everyone has love problems at South Park High. SORRY FOR THE BAD SUMMARY AND TITLE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Wendy Testaburger
Pickles and Blueberries reviews
We seriously don't know what we were thinking. XXforget-x-me-x-notXX and ChipsAhoypup combine into this crack-filled collab just to make you laugh so much that you puke. For real.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Kureno's Funeral reviews
No plot. At all. Just a random little one-shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Shigure S., Kureno S. - Complete
The Other Curse reviews
The Sohmas aren't the only ones that are cursed. -sorry I suck at titles and summaries!-
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kyo S., Kisa S.
A Gory Furuba Demise reviews
And then one day, Akito decided to kill them all. With a song. Wait, what?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Akito S., Yuki S. - Complete
Unloved and Forgotten reviews
And there I hung, my life slipping away from me, in the center of my very own personal hell. RATED TEEN FOR LANGUAGE AND SUICIDAL THEMES
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Eric Cartman
Sadness Flies Away reviews
Kyle always seemed so happy, to his family and friends. Truth is, he never was. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Beginner's Luck reviews
The boys plus Butters decide to make band. What will happen if they make it to fame?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kenny M., Stan M.
Roommates reviews
Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny are all going to be roommates. This can't be pretty.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009
You Can't Escape reviews
Hiding behind my mask. No one knows me at all. ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Dandelion reviews
“I know what I'll wish for,” I sighed happily. ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Lost Friendship reviews
Most people had expected them to stay friends through high school, but that didn't happen at all. ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Happily Never After reviews
“Life's no fairytale, Butters,” he snapped angrily. “The person you like almost never likes you back.” ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Don't Save Me reviews
Can Butters stop Kenny from committing suicide? Or is it too late for Kenny? COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Till It's Gone reviews
No one ever really got to know the real Eric Cartman. And now it's too late. COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Cold and Out Of Breath reviews
Butters sees Kenny sitting alone in a snowy clearing. BUNNY Butters/Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete