Author has written 26 stories for South Park, and Fruits Basket.
I don't really know what to write here...
The Hunger Games
How I Met Your Mother
Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Stan: Ah! A snake!
Cartman: Tweek, now god dammit, we picked you to be our new friend to replace Kenny because we thought you were a team player.
Cartman: Guys, I don't know if ever told you this, but, well... I love you guys... Except for you Kyle.
Cartman: What the hell is that?
Church Person: But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
Terrence: Wow, Scott really hates us Philip.
Stan: Well, I guess we learned our lesson.
Jimbo: Well, uh... I think I'll, um... Uh, I think I left the oven on...
Kyle: It's ALL real. Think about it- haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus effected your lives more than most REAL people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is REAL or not, he-he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same can be said for Bugs Bunny and- and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real? They might be imaginary, but- but they're more important than most of us here. And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. So in a way... those things are more realer than any of us. (and now Kyle is being deep. kind of.)
Cartman: Go kick his ass, Stan.