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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.
Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways. ~William Shakespeare
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ~Dean Martin
The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. ~Kenneth Williams
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ~George Carlin
Don't be so humble. You're not that great. ~Golda Meir
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.
(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Funny Parts of Fanfics I've Read:
"Where the hell am I?"asked the bonde as he woke up in pure darkness
"Yeah about that..."said a voice in the darkness
"What...whos there?"asked the blonde
"I'M INNER SAKURA...WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM YOU TWIT!!"yelled Kyuubi from his cage Tales of A Hero, renegade156
Apparently the news about Naruto being blind and Sasuke being the selfless donor spread like wildfire all throughout the school. Even the teachers had their own version of the freshest gossip. And it was thanks to the gossip queens. There’s a saying “There are three ways to spread news quickly. Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-girl.” Oh yes. It spread quickly alright. My Eyes, thecrazydragon
“Here’s the water,” Iruka said shakily as he handed Sasuke a glass of water, “but I don’t think it is advisable that you let him drink while he’s unconscious...”
“Who said I was gonna let him drink it?”
With that, the raven splashed the water on Naruto’s face while he bellowed, “WAKE UP, IDIOT!” In an instant, the blonde spluttered as he regained his senses. He took a deep breath first before shooting a death glare at Sasuke, “Don’t think I didn’t hear that, bastard!” My Eyes, thecrazydragon
They'd seen a normal Gaara, and he was creepy. They'd seen an annoyed Gaara, and he was scary. They'd even seen an angry Gaara, and he was piss-your-pants-terrifying. But they'd never seen an enraged, possessive Gaara, and the majority, if not all of the students were quite ready to evacuate and run for their lives. Innocent Sins, Sekra
Storming into his homeroom, Naruto threw his books at his desk and sat down.
Gaara stared at him.
Naruto stared back. "What?!"
Gaara continued to stare, it was a... Gaara thing. "What crawled up your ass?"
"The entire school population."
From behind him, Shikamaru piped up, "I don't think they'd all fit..."
Naruto turned around in his seat to glare at the other boy, "What, do I have some arms and legs or something sticking out of my ass?"
"No, but you do have a 'kick me' sign on your back."
His blonde head fell down with a bang into the desk, "Get it off."
"Can I kick you first?"
Innocent Sins, Sekra
Gai began to walk towards Shikamaru, who realised the green-clothed teacher was coming near him, so he ran to the other side of the room, where he was immediately pounced on by some of the girls. He had been there about 10 seconds, and already the girls had taken their declarations of Shikamaru’s new found feminity slightly too seriously, and were now ‘gossiping’ and ‘doing his hair’. Shikamaru seemed to have blanked out, and was staring into space, but there was pain behind his blank eyes.
The rest of the boys looked on in horror.
“Shikamaru…” Chouji started to walk forward, despair in his eyes, wanting to help his poor friend. He was stopped by Naruto hand, “No, Chouji. He’s gone. He wouldn’t have wanted you to go too.” Extracurricular Activities, Quack says the T-shape
Kiba elbowed Sasuke in the arm, “Yeah, be careful, if he has too much sugar, he’ll be like the energizer bunny, he’ll just go on and on and on, trust me he can do any activity endlessly forhours until the sugar rush wears off.”
“So, what’s wrong with that?” Naruto complained at Kiba, “Naruto you ate thirty pixie sticks and ran out of my house in your boxers screaming ‘Fuck society, freedom baby!’ we had to use the car to chase you down!” Sakura said remembering that night, since Naruto’s parents were overseas, her mom scolded her and Naruto the next morning since Naruto passed out from exhaustion, running for six hours straight. Craven's Cave, Bookoholic
Of course, Suke-chan couldn’t answer in his sleep-walking (more like sleep-acting) state. Also, sleep having stolen his self control and his being returned to an instinctive state, there was nothing getting in the way of a very horny Uchiha and a pheromone-blasting Uzumaki. So, the rest of Naruto’s complaints were equally futile:
“Er, your hands don’t belong there… ow! Hey! Pull on your own!”
“Ohmigod! Give me those back! Give my boxers back RIGHT NOW!”
“WAKE UP YOU BAKA! WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!”
“AAAaaaaaagh! The wrong part of you is waking up! SASUKE, FOR GOD’S SAKE, OPEN YOUR EYES!!”
“Don’t stick your finger there! Why are you sticking your finger there?!”
“YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT! WORSE THAN POPS! WORSE THAN THREE POPS!”
“I SAID NOT TO STICK YOUR FING- OW, OW, OW!! Take it out! TAKE IT OUT NOW!”
“MEGUMI HEEEEEEEEEELP!!” (Megumi, though she and her friends had cups to Naruto’s door, couldn’t get in of course – because Naruto had bolted them out… which was such a pity because Hikari had her digital camera on film mode.)
“AT LEAST USE THE LUBRICANT! IT’S IN THE BEDSIDE DRAWER! SASUKE!! LISTEN TO ME! USE THE FUCKING LUBE!!”
“Do your teammates ever tell you you have the crappiest sleeping habits! Even Neji, whose is also horrendous, has only ever kissed me in his – holy cow! PUT THAT BACK! THAT IS HUGE!!”
“I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO KNOCK YOU OUT! UGH! Hey, hey, hey! Why are you – YOU SM FANATIC! UNTIE ME AT ONCE!!”
“Ow, I tell you it hurts – it hurts, baka!! It – whoa, what the hell was that?!”
“NEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIII HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”
“AAAAaaaaaAAAAHHH!! UUuuuUUUnngh! Slow! Down! AAAAAAAAaaa!!”
“Sasuke, Sasuke – ohmigod, Sasuke! Wake – SasukeSasukeSasuke – up!!”
“Aaaaaaaaannngh… okay, okay – see, you’re okay now, right? Okay? We don’t – freaking A – how does your thing do that? Dude, are you on via – GAAAAAAAHH!!”
…and, much to the maids’ delight, the torture continued throughout the night. Ultimate Uke Syndrome
It was then, Sasuke being the genius he was, had an idea. ‘You know, that Auron’s kind of sexy.’ Naruto’s eyebrow twitched. ‘You know, I kind of like that gruff, emotionally retarded quality. He’s very handsome.’ Sasuke continued. ‘Or hey, that Tidus is really sexy. I’d fuck him.’
‘That’s it!’ Naruto huffed before closing the playstation. ‘Bedroom. Now. I’ll show you emotionally retarded.’
‘Shut up. I meant to say I would show you sexy and fuckable.’ Naruto's FINAL Fantasy, Twisted Badger
“Rejected again, Haruno-san?”
Sakura lifted her head enough to send him a murderous glare before her face fell back into a mask of depression.
“He’s gay!” she wailed, crumpling her face in a mixture of repulsion and disbelief.
“You mean Uchiha? Of course he’s gay. I can’t believe you just figured it out,” Kimmimaru taunted, ignoring the venom being shot at him through the girl’s eyes as he industriously picked at his fingernails.
“Don’t talk about Sasuke-kun that way, as if you even know him! Besides, it’s obvious that little twerp seduced him. Or is blackmailing him, or something. That’s the only way he would ever settle for someone so…someone so…”
“Gorgeous?” Kimmimaru offered, smiling wickedly. This girl was just too easy.
“Pathetic,” she growled out between her teeth.
“Just face it pinkie, Uchiha likes sausage, not taco. Get over it.” A Swiftly Tilting Universe, gadgetbreaker
“Damn it, Sai! Warn me the next time you’re going to sneak up on me!” He breathed, a hand clamped over his pounding heart.
“That would take the point out of ‘sneaking’ then, wouldn’t it?” Sai smiled, his electric blue dyed hair falling into his eyes. He had a strange shade of green lipstick smeared on his bottom lip, purple on the top and his eyebrows were bleached into perfect pink lines, a tiny bit lighter than Sakura’s. Somehow the look was very…Sai.
“Just how many dress code rules are you currently in violation of?” Naruto chuckled, spinning around in his seat to face his friend.
Sai waved a hand nonchalantly, “The student handbook is really more like a set of suggestions than actual rules. I habitually ignore the majority of those suggestions.”
“You wear the uniform.”
“I actually like the uniform,” Sai plucked dramatically at the front of his blazer, “nothing supports the resilience of the imagination like monochromatic individuality.”
Naruto smiled, “You’re driveling.”
“Yes you are. That last comment fell about fifty yards from coherency.” A Swiftly Tilting Universe, gadgetbreaker
“Sasuke-teme, stop it and let me up!” Naruto insisted. “I was supposed to meet Choji at Ichiraku’s!”
Sasuke continued to stare at him as if he had suddenly turned into Itachi and screamed, “I LOVE YOU SASUKE! LET ME BE YOUR UKE!” The Sadist, Klei
Sasuke brought his attention back to the form which was now on the part where the username and password were entered. Sasuke thought for a moment, then typed in his desired username: a very creative uchihaSasuke.
He was about to enter his password when he noticed Naruto staring at the monitor and at the keyboard. “Dobe, I’m typing my password, it’s courtesy to look away.”
“Why? It’s only me.” Naruto replied innocently.
“Fine.” Just to tease Naruto, Sasuke typed in ‘P-E-N-I-S’.
That’s right. Sasuke was feeling very manly at that moment. Plus, he wanted to remind the loud blonde beside him of what they just did a few hours before.
After confirming Sasuke’s password, he clicked on the ‘Submit Registration’ button.
A few seconds later, Naruto fell off his chair and thought that he was going die for laughing so hard.
Apparently, an error message appeared: “Password not long enough.”
An angry vein appeared on Sasuke’s forehead. Tonight, he swore to drill into Naruto’s head that Sasuke’s ‘password’ was surely long enough. Sasuke's Password, R.Liam
To Naruto's utter pleasure and sadistic entertainment, the fact that he allowed Sasuke free roam of his entire apartment scared the living crap out of any of his visitors. One minute, they'd be speaking about their day, the next they'd be screaming at the top of their lungs from their perch on the couch as the fourteen-foot mamba—Did he mention that Sasuke had grown?—made his way into Naruto's lap to climb about the hysterically laughing man. Animal Kingdom, (I'll look up author's name later)
Neither of the girls batted an eye at Sousuke's name, but Karin raised an eyebrow at the 'boyfriend' part.
"I always knew you were a uke."
"Shut up." Ichigo grumbled. "I could be the seme!"
Even Yuzu laughed at that statement, making Ichigo turn red and glare.
"I believe you can be a seme, Ichigo!" Isshin screamed and latched onto Ichigo's leg.
"Shut up, goat face!" Ichigo stomped on Isshin's head until he finally let go.
"Maybe we should take this inside." Karin suggested and Yuzu nodded in agreement.
"Dinner is almost ready!"
Sousuke smiled at the girl and allowed himself to be led inside. Ichigo shut the door and locked it, leaving Isshin outside. The rest of the evening was rather peaceful except for the banging on the windows and doors by Isshin begging to be let back it.
Cherry Lips, BonneNuit (VERY good authoress! I highly suggest her stories!)
Two bodies entered the elevator. The blonde leaning against the mirrored wall of the lift while the dark-haired male, stood in the middle of space.
The lift dinged at the third floor, opening the door to give everyone an eyeful of man with flaming red hair.
The male entered the lift, walking over to the corner of the area, opposite from Naruto, the blonde and just a bit behind from Sasuke who was occupying the space in the center.
"Hey gorgeous," the red-head flirted, speaking Japanese, thinking that the male in the center of lift was a foreigner.
"You, talking to me?" Naruto asked in Japanese.
"You think I would be flirting with this asshole in front of me," Gaara, the red-haired man, asked, still unaware that Sasuke could understand him.
"Sorry, but I am married," Naruto replied, gesturing to his ring.
"So what? It's not like anyone is going to know," Gaara said, smirking, thinking that he had got his fish in his net.
"I am married. To him," Naruto retorted back, pointing to the man in the center with his thumb, "This man, who understands everything you said very well,"
Sasuke turned his neck to face the green-eyed, red-haired, shivering male with his eyes burning with rage. Dinner at eight?, HelliousAngel
There was silence for a while, until Naruto said suddenly, "Plus there's benefits."
"Jiraiya said ninja can do ceiling sex." Naruto's voice was thoughtful. "He might have been lying, though." Find You, Rosa Lui
Shikamaru simply snorted, "of course not. This is just water. Like I'd carry such troublesome stuff in my bag when I know there are morons among us."
"Hey! I'm no moron!" Kiba stood up, pointing his finger at the genius. Sasuke snorted.
"And yet, you were the only one dumb enough to feel accused." Uchiha's Eleven, Venerate
"This is my question," Itachi started "If Sasuke was inside a building in flames in the verge of collapsing, would you go inside and save him?"
Naruto tilted his head to a side "What is Sasuke doing inside a building in flames in the verge of collapsing?"
Itachi seemed surprised for a second, but quickly hid it "Doing something heroic."
"Saving a kitten."
"Sasuke's allergic to kittens."
"Okay. He's saving a puppy, then."
"But S'uke hates puppies! Pandas, on the other hand… He loves those!"(1)
Itachi massaged his temples "He's saving a panda."
Naruto scratched the back of his head "What's a panda doing inside a building in flames in the verge of collapsing?"
The brunette's left eye started twitching violently "Eating bamboo."
"Bamboo? Inside a building in flames in the verge of collapsing?" The blonde snorted "That kind of illogical, ain't it?"
Itachi blinked. Naruto blinked back.
"Then he's just being the foolish little brother he is," The Uchiha prodigy finally answered, restraining himself from pouncing the blonde and killing him "Would you save him or not?"
"You're kinda underestimating him, ne, Itachi-san?" Naruto commented with a sheepish grin "Because I think S'uke's smarter than going into buildings in flames in the verge of collapsing…"
"Just answer the fucking question!" Itachi exploded furiously. Overprotective, Not Really Yours
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
:D. I'm a Sasuke!!
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Repost this if you laughed (you know you did XD)...
~24 things to do in an elevator!~
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
Repost is you laughed, and put x next to every one that you thought 'I will totally do that!' For me, its me and my sister doing the stuff XD.
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh... I was gettin' laid!
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh...are you qualified to ask that question?
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Siren Of The Sand is my bestest buddy here, and my imouto. I am her nee-chan. :3.
Naruto: OH WOW I SO LOVE HER!! She’s so cute and she’s funny. She always makes me laugh. Most of the time she doesn’t know what’s she saying and ends up saying weird things. I know Sasuke likes her but I loved the look on his face when he saw her kiss me. Yes she kissed me. Out of no where she came up to me and kissed me just like that. Then after she broke the kiss we went for ramen. Did I mention I love her?
Sasuke: She reminds me of Naruto in terms of her being hyper all the time. But that doesn't bother me. I love her love of life and her strength. She isn’t the smartest but she’s got heart and her strength surprises even me.
Sakura: She and I are pretty close. She’s a good friend. I know Sasuke likes her but she and Naruto have a thing I should know I see them kissing all the time.
Kakashi: She has strength that she doesn’t even know. She’s a lot like Naruto. I find myself wishing she has an older sister. (Narrator: She does) What no way. Drops book Runs to find your older sister
Kiba: She loves dogs and she loves to play with Akamaru. She is always petting him playing with him. She is crazy and tries to out run him. But no way. Man Naruto is lucky to have her as a girlfriend. I wish I was that lucky. I hear she has an older sister but I wish she had a twin. Sighs
Shino: I found her playing with a lady bug and I love that. She was just watching the lady bug crawl on her hand and her arm. She was smiling and was calm. I guess she’s not always hyper. When she heard me coming she sat up fast and smiled at me. She calls me ‘bug man’ and I don’t mind. She was getting up and gave me a hug and a kiss on the check and told me, ’have a good day, bug man’ and walked off to meet Naruto. He’s so lucky. I’m in love with his girlfriend.
Hinata: I’m mixed about her. She’s really nice to me and a really good person and helps everyone but she took my Naruto. Blush he’s so cute. frowns
Shikamaru: She has way too much energy. She’s always running around like a chicken with out a head. I would think that her and Naruto’s energy would turn into a huge boom and blow up the village. No two people should have that much energy. She is really pretty and her blue eyes are dreamy but she’s with Naruto.
Choji: She’s so pretty and she loves to eat chips with me. And I love the fact that she never ate the last chip. She saves it for me. She’s so nice and thoughtful. I find her the most pretty girl in the whole village lucky Naruto.
Ino: I don’t like her. She just has too much energy. She is always nice to everyone even me but I still don’t like her.
Lee: She always smiles at me when she sees me. She is always nice to everyone and she never makes fun of my eye brows. As much as she’s nice I only like her as a friend.
Neji: Her destiny is very bright. She’s always nice and I like that. I don’t like the fact that she beat me in a fight. She has it all going on.
Gaara: She’s really nice but she has too much energy. Maybe even more then Naruto. I know she makes Naruto happy but I try to stay away from her.