Valentine Requiem
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Joined 03-24-09, id: 1877752, Profile Updated: 11-19-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Final Fantasy X.

I...am a lazy asshole.

I've been attempting to correct that lately (the laziness- there's no cure for assholery, I've noticed) and have since been attempting to upload stories here in hopes that it will help me get better at writing chapters. Also it would be nice if I could somehow keep interest in something long enough to actually finish it.

As a side effect of my laziness, I haven't gotten around to uploading another story to enable me to sign up as a beta reader. However, if anyone would like me to have a go at their writing, I believe I'd be up to the task.

Cheers, dearies.

-VR

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The Magic of Pyreflies by darkerthanshadows reviews
Can love come out of Spira's endless cycle of death? A retelling of our beloved story told in four perspectives. Aurikku and Tidus/Yuna.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,611 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/8 - [Tidus, Yuna] [Rikku, Auron]
Life Lessons by nehalenia reviews
Ichigo and Ishida are college roommates. They study, they fight Hollows, they have sex; but not with each other. Because Ishida likes guys, and Ichigo likes girls. Right? Ichi/Ishi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Avalanche by The Moonmoth reviews
Five times Sandor Clegane listened to his better instincts, and one time he didn't.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,268 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
A Song of Steel by Egleriel reviews
Sandor Clegane embarked on a quest to find his brother, but so far all he's found is a lost little bird - and a big problem.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
All this Waiting for Skies to Fall by monroeslittle reviews
"That's Katniss Everdeen," he says. "That's the Mockingjay's daughter, Peeta." AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 184 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Water is Rising Quick by monroeslittle reviews
"Who told you about sex?" his mother demands, furious. She stabs the air in front of her with her fork. "Answer me. I need to know who told my eight-year-old son about sex. Answer me."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 144 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Kakarotto's Balls by Salome Sensei reviews
An epic tale of obsession that began in seven 100-word drabbles and may now never end. Featured on Topless Robot and LJ's weeping-cock! Adults only, please. 50 new 1-sentence delights up, July 2011.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Vegeta, Goku
Miscalculations by Michi Mitsurugi reviews
He watches with wide eyes as she steps off the premises. He had just unwittingly let a challenge fall through his hands. Someone with the mental capacity to overcome him – To actually best him at his own game. Gameverse. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Thorton/Nejiki, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
arsenic, actually by sarsaparillia reviews
AU. No one ever expects the girl to have the gun. — Nnoitra/Neliel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Fahrenheit by UnluckyAmulet reviews
-GrimmHime- Orihime explores hot-spring baths of Hueco Mundo. And Grimmjow manipulates the situation to his advantage. Not that she seems to be complaining too much. Oneshot. Rated M for lemons and language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Iniquity by savant sacrilege reviews
Andy knew he shouldn't be doing this. It was dirty, something he shouldn't want, but it was something he did want all the same...
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Andy D., Sid P. - Complete
A Dreidel in My Stocking by FreeKiwi reviews
He's dressed as an elf, Jingle Jammies don't actually jingle, Santa won't stop calling him Hitler, and that obnoxious Jew boy keeps insisting they say 'Happy Holidays.' Demyx didn't know working as a Mall Elf could be so dramatic. Or sexy. -Zemxy-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
khlorophorm kisses by sarsaparillia reviews
AU. There is Nnoitra and there is Neliel and there is name-calling. Very mature. — "I am going to break your face."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Muse by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,983 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Win by Michi Mitsurugi reviews
Because there are no other options for Dawn. Gameverse. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
Find You by RosaLui reviews
PostApocalyptic Zombie AU. The ninja world is bleeding into modern-day Japan. Hope is fading, the resistance is failing, and, as always, fate draws two boys together like gravity. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Assassination by Prosthetic Forehead reviews
A single friend is more dangerous than any enemy; every ninja knows this. Some assassins manipulate affection and trust to complete their assignments. But what happens when a game becomes something more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Remake of Twilight by ello luv reviews
Crack!fic I wrote with paramorefan when we were really bored one day. Garmmar and spelling errors are intantional. T for swearing. Enoy!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - G. House, Edward - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Melting the Ice by codegal reviews
GrimmNel Nnoitra issues a challenge that Grimmjow just can't deny.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
His Despair and Her Sacrifice by Jaded Baby Blues reviews
Nnoitora and Nelliel's story before they died and before they turned into arrancars. Their young teenage life from high school until they barely reach adulthood. LEMON. NnoixNel. One-shot. EDITTED.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
another man's Treasure by The Writer Triumphant reviews
If there was one thing that bothered Riku Masaki about that boy – the one he saw at Cid’s Café and whose name he didn’t know – it was the fact that he was wearing Riku’s clothes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Inner Glow by Danielle Anderson reviews
Two years ago, L left Raito without a word. Now's he back. What does he want? AU LxRaito. Warning: Genderswitch. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,051 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Worship by Nilahxapiel reviews
He should have gotten a restraining order, because people are supposed to fear their stalkers. Not fall in love with them. AU RaitoxMikami. Lemon. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Armilla by Coral Grace reviews
Follows the troubled path of fifth year Ravenclaw student, Armilla Kemp, when she is suddenly placed in the care of Professor Snape. NOT a romance fic or cliched story. Set in OotP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 74 - Words: 361,748 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Burning Time by delectate reviews
Complete AxR Post episode 26. Amidst this Burning Time, I see flashes of memory...a dream. This location calls to me, beckoning...bringing me back to the place I have called home.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,064 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by backlash symphony reviews
It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
The Oddest Birthday by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and boy does Hinata have a surprise for him. Just an odd fic I made in my spare time. Hinata is ooc, but it's on purpose. One sided naruXhina Chapter 17 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,929 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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First Steps reviews
He keeps telling himself that he'll find a new cafe. A quiet one. One without nosy waitresses who interrupt his work and keep him from getting any writing done whatsoever. An AU collection of aurikku drabbles.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 7/14 - [Auron, Rikku]
Jogi Learns to Sparkle reviews
Have you ever wondered what Twilight would have been like if the role of Edward's father had been filled by German soccer coach Jogi Löw? Well look no further. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Instant Music reviews
Useless thoughts, unwanted sentiments. What did a doll need emotions for, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Raindrops
A collection of short HP themed drabbles, ranging from angst to fluff. Possibly with a decent amount of crack in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Not a Love Story reviews
What Twilight would have been like, had there been vampires in it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete