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if you were to imagine a fanfic as a person the skeleton would be the plot cause its the frame work for the whole thing and the characters would be the body parts that bring it to life. now lets say sasuke is the right hand and mabey sakura is the left eye and kakashi is the left foot and the third hokage the nose and so on and so forth. now lets say who ever is creating this person doesn't like his/her hand or eye as in sasuke and sakura and and chooses to bash them with a hammer or bash their character. now this once nice person or fic now looks bloody and beaten and the more they are bashed the more their skeleton or plot gets deformed into an ugly mess.
pairings i like
naruto with pretty much any female
pairings i don't like
hina/neji- i know some think incest is best but i don't
yaoi pairings- not my thing
any other pairing i'm neutral with
just a side note that i noticed after chapter 498 minato had yellow hair kushina had red hair and their son wears orange what colour do you get if you mix red and yellow(lol mix of genes and colours)
i just thought id point out in pretty much every bleach fanfiction iv read gin has red eyes but i just saw his eye colour in episode 307 and its blue i know that nobody could have know its colour before but the fact that everyone thought it was red and was wrong is pretty funny.
Rant about all the things in fanfiction i see a lot but strongly disagree with
-the academy is all book smarts and doesn't teach what to do in the field
i don't like this one for a few reasons 1 their just kids they cant really choose if they want to kill for a living at that age but if they do they will need basic knowledge about ninja and if they don't go over the basics like math history(like who the hokage were) english and what not where will they learn it they would have to learn it on their own so the ninja population would be pretty stupid they will only need basic stuff in ninja skills cause they wont be doing big missions for a long time and if they realize ninja life is not for them then they don't have any important skills to worry about i think when they are genin they will get a small taste of ninja life to know what they are getting into.
-kakashi showing favoritism
i will start out right now by saying the only extra thing he gave sasuke was the chidori and only sasuke was able to learn cause it needs the shanigan to work properly and as far as i can tell none of the teachers gave any of their students jutsu probably to teach them how to use their jutsu well cause they have little to use if you noticed almost every genin had 1 or 2 special moves nothing more also the are big time skips in their genin training so you don't know what they were learning just cause they don't use a new jutsu doesn't mean they weren't training cause over the series i see a massive improvement on narutos taijutsu and how to use his jutsu smart and kakashi has more then one reason to teach sasuke the chidori first he was against a insane killer with an ultimate defence he needed something to get past it second kakashi sees a lot of himself in sasuke so took a personal intrest in training him this is they exact reason jiriaya teachs naruto all genin leaders don't need to teach their students their jutsu you don't see kiba using genjutsu or choji with trench knifes.
while i could be wrong and if i am please point out what chapter or episode its in but im pretty sure this was fanfiction made i don't remember anywhere in cannon where the mention a village council i'm pretty sure this was made to have some one to blame i mean he cant have all those arguments with the whole village that he does with the council.
again i could be wrong and if i am point it out in a chapter or anime but as far as iv seen he was an outcast not beaten i think some one made a fanfic and blew this out of proportion to make it depressing some one liked it and used it to and went from there i could be wrong cause i watched most of the series though anime and i know they tone it down a bit for anime so if you can tell me the chap it says it in ill take this one down i'm to lazy to go looking my self plus if they really wanted to kill him it wouldn't be hard a quick sword or kunia to the head bam instant death if they were really trying to kill him and really think about this there in a ninja village how do you fail at killing a child with no ninja skills what so ever the kyuubi healing is not as fast as a lot of people make it and if naruto is stabbed in the head or heart its instant death even if he does heal him the fox cant bring him back to life and if you want to be realistic nobody can take that much mental and physical abuse especialy at such a young age he would have killed himself or gone insane no way around it now if it was just mental abuse the glares and all that as long as he had 1 or 2 people that cared then he could turn out like he did in naruto he would just need a freakishly large will to live and be happy.
-sasuke only cares about killing his brother
while sasuke is arrogant and is very proud of being an uchiha its not nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be he does care for other people that's why he jumps in front of naruto on the bridge and if you forgot, why don't you go back and check his regetfull speech with sakura. when he leaves it was just that naruto the dope was getting so strong so fast he was questioning his own skill and ability to face his brother and all the event up to him leaveing the village has to do with him questioning his own ability to live up to his dream of killing his brother sasuke doesn't truely turn evil till madara gets at him while he made a stupid choice it wasn't as cut and dry as people make it infact i notice that a lot of people blow people personality quirks way out of proportion.
-hating the shaningan or bloodlines in general
that is just plain to see that your fav. character(probably naruto)doesn't have one or you feel they have an unfair advantage well it doesn't matter if its unfair its life yes its lucky to those who have it and unfair to those who don't but that's not going to change the fact that people with bloodlines have an advantage i'm not saying you need one to be a good ninja but with it you have a better chance and people who don't like how the shaningan steals peoples hard work well that's what makes the shaningan so amazing that it can learn jutsu so quickly they can learn really fast making them amazing ninja if you don't like they got what took you hours him 5 min well tough nuts to you cause he did it.
-sakura allways hits naruto and thinks sasuke cant do wrong
while she does hit naruto quite often its only when hes being an idiot and its for comic relief sakura isn't dumb she tell when someone did something wrong sasuke is no exeption while she shows little of this in pre time skip it is very aparent in shippuden but even in pre time skip she knows when he did wrong he just didn't do very many wrong things and she doesn't really hate naruto she cheers him on in more then one occasion and worries about him when hes in danger
there is one saying that sums this all up jack of all trades master of none if you don't choose one thing to specialize in well you will have a bunch of skills and be well rounded but well lee is a perfect example he work on just taijutsu and look how crazy he is with his skills if he wasn't in just taijutsu well basicly this would happen take away the weight training and gates then give him the 3 basic acadamy ones and a minor genjutsu then put him against gaara lets see how that works out.
while they may think the shaningan is very valuable they wont over look a betrayal they are not the strongest village for nothing they are not stupid and the don't hate naruto no matter what a perfect example would be right after the pain fight they just havn't seen a reason to trust him yet the just needed some reassurence that he wasn't the fox wich they never got before hand and the village isn't a gossip pool like a lot of people make it look like most ninja event are never known to the public why would they need to know and why would they care unless it affects them directly.
-2 last names
what the hell is with people and giving people 2 last names like naruto uzumaki namikaze or hinata hyuga uzumaki no body has 2 last names or peoples names will start to get very long if you take your dads name and you moms maiden name its either naruto uzumaki or naruto namikaze .
what the hell do you guys have against kiba when he is bashed they allways make him out to be a hinata rapist where the hell does this come from he has never show an interest in any girl let alone hinata and they only bad thing about him was how he underestimated naruto in the chunin exam which was perfectly reasonable i mean when you see a kid who sucks at something his whole life you don't expect him to get really good at it really fast do you and after the fight kiba does admit naruto is stronger then him.
this happens in a lot of fics where naruto keeps going on about how bad his life is and pretty much turns into sasuke without the revenge streak or in some cases he is where he wants revenge on the leaf village and then all the way through the story naruto has countless arguments with the council, sakura, sasuke and who ever else the author doesn't like where no matter how much logic you use you cant win and they all act like five year old naruto too cause he for some reason thinks he can get it through to them what hes trying to say and with all these child like arguments the story doesn't feel like there is any character development what so ever it just feels like its in a constant state of stand still till the end where naruto kills most or all the characters the author doesn't like and the only reason they wait till the end (they come up with the most commonly used and lame excuses for this) is cause then who will they let naruto vent all he emo on.
-a ton of jutsu
a lot of people think if you give naruto a bunch of jutsu (most of the time a bunch of elemental ones) he will be badass well ill tell you now it doesn't work that way most of the time people do this it just a fling jutsu back and forth type of thing or a who can pull off the more badass jutsu this makes the battles very dull if you check naruto you will see pretty much everyone has a theme all there jutsu is ussualy just a variation of what they can already do narutos clones he uses unexpected combos all the time kibs fang over fang when he goes 2 headed dog its just a bigger version nejis gental fist and 64 palms is just a fast gental fist combo its better just to stick with one theme its cool when everyone has there own special move not just a ton of common ones.
i hate when people go on about naruto useing the fox's power and how its not his and if he didn't have the fox's power he is nothing well that's just it he does have it and he can fucking rape your ass with it to you can go on and on about borrowed power but its not going to save you when he blows you away and as far as iv seen the only way to stop it is a 5 prong seal and iv only seen orochimaru and jiraiya do it so i'm guessing you need like master skills in sealing to do it and even then no one has even tried to do it with his cloak on and he took on both jiraiya and orochimaru at one point or another and they never used the 5 prong seal so it would be my guess that it isn't possible after the cloak is up.
-should call the show sasuke
i have to tell you right now if you think this your not even paying attension to the plot right off the bat i can say the battle at valley of the end reveals a lot about why there is a lot of focus on sasuke with their both alone and naruto kind of looking up to him but i would have to say the main reason is because he is naruto's ultimate goal he is his rival his best friend and greatest enemy and we need to know what going on at both fronts cause the good and the evil side are not allways going to have the same goal and its just naruto vs sasuke all the time they have 2 different goal that lead them to 2 different places naruto's ultimate goal is to protect the leaf while sasuke is to destroy it in the end both goals clash but they have different path that only cross when they reach the end and if your really watching naruto you would see they both have there moments its like a back and fourth thing but for you its oh sasuke is stronger at the moment so the shows all about him every character has their time in the light the more important they are the more time they get and few examples of how it goes back and fourth ,naruto freezes up when the demon bros. attack ,then naruto makes the plan against zabuza ,sasuke is the one mainly fighting haku,naruto is the one to beat him,sasuke freezes up against orochimaru,sasuke is the one to stop the sound nins,naruto is the one to beat garaa,and at the valley of the end it was back and forth all the way through it until sasuke barley won at the end and after the time skip it was like the begining of naruto with naruto way behind but catches up as they both get stronger.
-s rank secrets
what i find so stupid about s rank secrets is there so freely talked about i mean in tons of stories iv read when naruto gets on a team he tells them about kyuubi and swears them to keep it to them self or they die well if the secret gets out it wont matter if they die cause well it wont change the fact that the secrets out and most of the time he barley knows his team when he tells them and if its an s rank secret then its not a secret to be given out as naruto wants if he can its not s rank, s rank secrets are only know to the really important people like the hokage and his advisers and that would be it not even the counsil would know and that's if the council even exists s rank secrets are to important to get out to anyone if they did it could cause major effects on the village if he can tell it but if they didn't keep it to them self they would die it more of an A rank secret cause its important but no one will die if they hear it
how the hell do naruto character uncover massive secrets or future events with little info that can mean multiple things like say they predict the invasion of sound and sand most evidence they use for this is very flawed like why would they send garaa if hes a host it seems pretty easy to me why they are sending their super powered weapon to an exam where you are showing thousands of people how strong your ninja are and orochimaru showing up how do they assume he is part of the invasion no body even know he runs the sound village do they assume he is a one man army on the village and it was pretty clear why he showed up that he was after sasuke and then there's how for some reason everyone can tell if some one is a host most people don't know what marks a host and i'm pretty sure things like whisker marks don't mean your a host i think they just put it on him for effect cause he is the host by the people who write naruto cause kushina was the host before naruto and she doesn't have the whiskers and garaas eyes are most likely the way they are cause of lack of sleep i could be wrong on that but i'm pretty sure i'm right and even thought we don't really see many host i'm pretty sure they don't have things that mark them as a host and if they do its probably for effect like naruto and i'm pretty sure hosts don't leak demon chakra so unless they use the cloak i'm pretty sure no one can tell if there a host.
-shades of blond
unless your parents hair are black its very rare you have the same colour of hair as your as your parents so i find it really stupid when people question in naruto is adopted by tsunade fics why there shades of blond are different i mean seriosly how would that mean anything have you ever seen a mother and son standing next to each other and think that's wierd their blond hair isn't the same shade mabey they are not related its the biggest load of bull iv ever heard.
ill start off by saying these jutsu are not as easy to dispell as people make it henge is ussually released after being hit cause its a disguise jutsu why keep it up if your found out and if you watch the neji fight narutos clones are takeing combo hits are still not dispelling i'm just taking a guess but i think it they can take a good hit or 2 with no problem and whats with narutos henge being special from what iv seen the show has never led you to believe the henge wasn't solid what would make the henge so special if its solid iv never seen naruto do anything different from when people use henge in the show than in their fanfiction all they do is use it to sneak around the very same purpose in the show its just shape changing its not like he can henge his muscles into bigger ones or change into wild life i mean he can do that but he wouldn't get any stronger just look different.
-rock lee has no chakra
he does have charka and it flow in him just like everyone else the fact that the eight gates are chakra limiters it self proves that and if you watch episode 48 guy says him self that he doesn't have talent for them not that he cant do them so he skipped them and focused all of his time and energy into his taijutsu.
this is really gay they put things like some one finally cares about me besides and then list like 5 people its just like what the hell do they not count or something and then theres the this is my first friend cause this person is more like a brother or father or something like that the only one that really makes sense is the father one cause until your around your teens your father really isn't your friend hes the guy that makes you go to bed eat your veggies and punish you when your bad but like your whole life your siblings are basicly your friend you do the same thing with them you would with your friends.
-true ninja way
most people make naruto have some revaltion about wearing orange or being loud and change naruto's character completely the only ninja that seem to do sneaking missions are anbu and the wear all black and masks so their perfect for that and as long as your not loud on missions their is nothing wrong with being hyper plus while it does have a ninja theme their also soldiers too they do sneaking some times but basicly their also their military power so most of the time their loud anyway and in plain sight.
all naruto character under the age of 10 seem to act like adult and make mature decicions while this is wierd it doesn't bother me all that much what bothers me is he switches between being mature and childish all the time its like hes an adult 1 second and the next hes acting his age and the characters act like its normal.
i used to like this a lot, but the thing about harems is the more girls there are the less significant the relationship seems most relationships are about your special someone but with a harem its more like among special someones just doesn't seem as special plus with for every girl there is the rest get less and less attension and combined with the fact that in most harem fics the girls fall for him allmost instantly it makes the girls seem so easy the only real place i could see a harem working well is in a story based on lemons.
-saying the obvious
i noticed people like to state the obvious a lot in fanfiction they either think it or say it aloud but what most people realize in an instant subconouisly they have to think it through like people saying "most people would do this but he did this, things are getting interesting " that whole sentence could be summed up in he was surprised we don't need a walk throught on the whole thought process.
there are a ton of fic that say what if this happened or what if naruto did this instead in the summary when people read this they read to see how it will change the naruto world but almost allways that is the only change to the story its just the same old cannon plot with a different naruto its just the same plot in their own words in the end you might as well watch naruto again.
that's all i can think of for now so ill just make a section here for fanfic sentences that are just stupid
-this one come from a naruto inheritance cycle crossover i forget the name but other than this one sentence was a very good read and i recommend you read it and i only read 40,000 words so it cant be to hard to find now ill try to re create this sentence to the best of my ability "kushina puched kakashi in the face and said you didn't train my son because of a stupid debt" what i got to say about this wow lady do you know how much of a bitch you sound like multiple things wrong with that normally we people pay off dept instead of training kids we barely know just cause he is related to someone he knows here is another way of saying it meaning the exact same thing "why didn't you favoritize my son and not the kid you thought you had a debt to pay to" wtf hypocrit of the the year much he didn't even know he was her kid at the time so it was more like "train this kid you barely know instead of trying to make it up to your dead friend"
i always wanted to try one of these
List your twelve favorite Naruto Characters in no particular order
4. rock lee
12. killer bee
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
No i don't believe i have
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
I don't think anyone would and i'm a guy...a straight guy...
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Well i would hire the best doctors to find out how that happened
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
none that i'v read
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
well if you like yaoi i guess they both have angsty pasts
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
her cousin or naruto's mom i'm not sure which one is worse
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?
well she would probably be a little pissed but i bet she would be wondering when they made up after their fight
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Kushina is in for a suprise when she finds out about a second uzumaki still alive
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
i'm sure there is but i probably wouldn't like it
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
one where naruto was born a girl
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
I honestly don't know
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
no cause that would be way to random of a pairing seriously sasuke, rock lee and hinata have hinata and lee even talked to each other and can you really see sasuke ever takeing lee seriously
15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
"RANDOM GUY #12 OH GOD" no i'm kidding i have no idea
16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
let the bodies hit the floor cause i think killing a whole clan even with help falls into this song
17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING:bad ass demon ninja fights ahead
18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?
listen to my son and ill put in a good word for you with the shikigami cause with they way your going you're on your way to hell buddy
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