FAVORITE TWILIGHT PAIRINGS
- Jasper Whitlock/Bella Swan
-Paul Lahote/Bella Swan
-Sam Uley/Bella Swan
-Caius Volturi/Bella Swan
-Marcus Volturi/Bella Swan
-Emmett Cullen/Bella Swan
FAVORITE BUFFY PAIRING/CHARACTERS
- Doppelganger Willow
FAVORITE CRIMINAL MINDS CHARACTERS
-SPENCER REID!! :)
Favorite All Time Characters
LEAST FAVORITE ALL TIME PAIRINGS
EDWARD/BELLA (NOT A BIG EDWARD FAN AT ALL!!)
55 things to do in elavators!
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY ‘ding!’ at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ENTER the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Act offended when they tell you you’re not wearing anything and accuse them of lying.
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...”
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.
43. LAY down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
44. LEAVE a box in the corner, and when someone gets on; ask them if they can hear ticking.
45. WEAR a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
46. LISTEN to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
47. DO the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
48. PLACE potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not feng shui."
49. HUM the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
50. BRING a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
51. DRUM on every available surface.
52. WRITE a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
53. SAY "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. A few seconds after, put it back in your pocket and announce to other passengers that you were talking to your pet monkey in jail.
54. COME on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
55. EVERY time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
- You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
- You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
- You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
- You go to your dad for advice.
- You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
- You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
- It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
- Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
- You love to shop.
- You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
- You consider cheerleading a sport.
- You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
- Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
- Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
- You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
- You like wearing dresses when you can.
- You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
This story is about a little girl that was abused.
If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I starting to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Stop child abuse! Post this on your profile if you think that child abuse is a sick sick way of treating anyone.
Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Twilight-2 days New Moon - 1 day eclipse-2 days Breaking Dawn - 2 days
Who introduced you to the books?
my sisters friend
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Twilight - barrowed than bought it later new moon - bought Eclipse - gift Breaking Dawn - bought
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
since the others are already out Midnight sun but i cant wait for Breaking Dawn the movie
What's your dream ending to the series?
Bella joins the Volturi (no renesmee) becomes friends with them, then later goes back to forks and kicks Edwards ass and falls in love with Jasper
Who is your favorite character?
Who's your favorite vampire?
JASPER ... look up ... lol
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around. (Emmett Cullen, Eclipse)
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
don't have one
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella punches Jacob in the face ... HALERIOUS
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
don't have one
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When they fight Victoria
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
YES! DUH :D
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
neither(BLECH!) I nominate JASPER
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
Ummm ... lets *see pretends to think about it* ... VAMPIRE
Breaking Dawn Speculation:
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
I REALLY hope not
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
i hope so it would be funny if it was on Emmett can you say DRAMA
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
ummmm ... JASPER
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
Edward ... MWAHAHA!
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
He'd probably be one of the Cullens singers and get eat'n
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
i hope so!
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
For Bella to fall for Jasper
What's your dream ending?
Jasper and Bella in love. I dont care how it happens but it has too
(A Few Last Things:)
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
Breaking Dawn ... i love when she gives birth
How about Edward's?
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more soul that will never love.