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Joined 03-25-09, id: 1878672, Profile Updated: 04-03-11
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HIII!

OK you have no idea how sorry I am about all the stories I put up and never finish i wish I had a better excuse but life was really bad for a while and it still is now but someone I really look up to told me I should find something that I love and don't stop doing it until im as happy as a clam! All of you that know me will know that I have a really carefree attitude and I joke about all the time but that mainly because I don't like showing emotion even writing this without adding little jokes and smiley faces is hard because the jokes are like a sheild for me without it I feel weak.

so anyway im writing up notes for a new story that i think will really work but to make sure none of you get your hopes up and its a fail im not posting any of it until i finish the notes!

i now have a fiction press page under the name of Lilith the Abaddon

my best fiction mates in the whole world are Janto-Addict and coffeegirl09 they rock check them out!!

i am a smexie single and i love it!!

i love torchwood, supernatural and mightyboosh.

im not goth, chav, girly or emo i don't have i title don't try to give me one!

i will not tolerate anything racist or homophobic.

if you dont like me then why the fk are you reading about me.

i swear alot so if it offends you please let me know so i can keep it too a minimum.

Captain-jack95 has a new fic up go check it out!

he is also dating one of my girls so be nice or i will come find you and rip your lungs out!

name:Dee

age:15!

scared of:moths

fave saying:"life's a bitch get over it" and "life's a bitch don't let it make you its bitch"

fave colour: red


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my mates are Jess, Lem, Chezy, Plant-face, Sammi, Celia,Jack, sophie, daffyed, tommie, Jamie, megan, candie, ellen, sam, cheyene, anna, adam, gabz, nicki, steph, alex, ryan, danny and jow.

my hobbies are reading and writing, studying the supernateral, making jewlery (not as weird as it sound i have made money from it!) and drawing.

Im single as it says at the top but i do have a super sexy sneaky secret crush :P

Can you cook? what is...cooking?!
What was your dream growing up? umm work with crocodiles
What talent do you wish you had? singing
Favorite place? scotland silvia and grandad live there yay!!
Favorite vegetable? ummm coliflower
What zodiac sign are you ? leo
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? ears and i know what and where for tattoos :P
Worst Habit? bitting lips they tend to gush blood alot
What is your favorite sport? basketball-badminton
Negative or Optimistic attitude? negative
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? verbaly abuse the elevater
Tell me one weird fact about you: im more comfortable with gay and bi people then straight lol
Do you have any pets? lots!
Do you know how to do the Macarena? hell yeah!
Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Scary
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? everything!
Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? crime partner
What color eyes do you have? hazel
Ever been arrested? no but my mates have lol im to sneaky
If you won 10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it? ummm spend it on my family
What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Hubba Bubba
Do you believe in ghosts? yes
Favorite thing to do in your spare time? draw
Do you swear a lot? yes.
Biggest pet peeve? homophobia and racism!! what is the point!! :(

In one word, how would you describe yourself? random

Profession: i like to poke people with sticks...no one has paid me yet :(
Any Siblings?: two sisters two brothers
Shoe size: 7!! (recently increased to a mix of 8 and 9!)
Innie or Outie: innie
Righty or Lefty?: righty
Any pets?: yes
What month were you born in?: august
Biggest Fear: moths and butterflys
Your Proudest Accomplishment: living past the age of four...stupid doctors hehehe
Special Talents: none
Famous Person You Want To Meet: Gareth David-Lloyd and Robbie Williams because my not so secret sexy husband love him :D
Song Played At Your Funeral: im not wearing underwear today by avanu Q
Favorite Car: SUV me ex has one :D
Favorite Movie: pans labranth
Favorite Song/Singer: im a mix of different stuff really
Favorite School Subject: umm my school sux but if it didnt i would probaly say art
Favorite Food: ummmm not sure
Favorite Animal: crocodile
Favorite Childhood Memory: dont have one
Favorite Possession: my not so secret sexy husbands soul
Comedian: lee evans
Favorite Number: 7
Favorite Hard Candy: ummm dunno
Favorite Month: october
Favorite Ice Cream: dont like ice cream
Favorite Smell: strawberry
Favorite Cartoon Character: ummm dont know
I don't understand...: homophobes
When I wake up in the morning...: i want to go to sleep
Life is full of...: shit
My past is...: bad
I wish...: i had money
I am totally terrified of...:moths and butterflys
I hate people who...: are stuck up
Last November...: was my mate jess's birthday
I love it when...: i dont get told that i should start acting like a young lady "I MAY BE YOUNG BUT I AINT NO LADY!!"
I work...: all the fucking time!
My dream last night...: I can’t remember
Today I ate...: not much
The world could do with less...: twats

My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
AOne heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on..

..IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!



People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.(only part though)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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When the Stars Turn Blue by riftintime reviews
Jack Harkness leads a team of scientists to create a technology that may have profound and far-reaching consequences for humanity. But when he receives devastating news and a mysterious stranger enters his life, his concept of reality may change forever. Jack/Ianto AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,288 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
More Than Puppy Love by Angel-eyes56 reviews
AU: The moment four-year-old Jack Harkness met four-year-old Ianto Jones, he knew one thing; Ianto was his. Prequel to 'The Welsh Groom'
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Two weeks on the water by xBeanie91x reviews
Jack has decided that the team needs a holiday.So thats exactly what he's o weeks on the canals.No Aliens & No Cardiff for two weeks.Just friends and plenty of fun in a pretty small space.Janto set within series two after Adam.Please R & R xxx
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,266 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Bloody Mothers by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Ianto has some interesting phone calls with his mother...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Into Everyone's Life A Little Rain Must Fall by Aviv b reviews
Jack, Ianto, alien gas attack, silliness and rain. Good times!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Handsy by SparkleNinja reviews
The team are on their way back from a Weevil Alert, and Owen is complaining, as usual. Janto :D
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot by Pirate Moose reviews
It's a very hot day in the Hub, and Jack and Gwen are fighting over the fan. Ianto decides enough is enough! Drabble. Only rated 'T' because it's Torchwood. Enjoy :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
College Days by Janto-Fan-x reviews
AU. College set Torchwood. Crap with summaries / Chapter 9 now up.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Ashes & Dust by blucougar57 reviews
A brutal and senseless attack leaves the Torchwood team reeling, and has potentially deep-cutting consequences for one member in particular.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,184 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Distraction by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Jack is distracting the guards...and the Torchwood Team
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Unlikely Death by Toast by Ringtailed-Sheepdog reviews
Just when Torchwood thinks they're safe...they actually kinda are. One shot, crack fic. Linked with NikkieSheepie's 'Email Exchange'
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
How Do You Solve A Problem With A Weevil? by Totally4Ryo reviews
The team discovers a new problem with a Weevil. My attempt at crackfic.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Game by FranktheSheep reviews
Ianto is tired of Gwen's flirting with Jack. He decided to beat her at her own game. Jack, of corse, is clueless.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Ianto J., John H.
Errare Humanum Est by Arlath's Star reviews
Everyone makes mistakes, Torchwood included. And a trip to London provides the Team with the opportunity for a lot of things to go wrong…
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Easter Bunny by RoadrunnerGER reviews
I can't believe that I let myself be talked into this!" Jack complained... Easter fun with the Torchwood gang. JANTO :D Come in and join the egghunt! LOL
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Story of a Vampire by WelshRose94 reviews
Ianto has kept his secret a secret from lovers over 100 years, will Jack be the one he will tell? How will his kids cope with growing up with a vampire? THIS IS AN AU, NO TORCHWOOD AND JACK ISN'T IMMORTAL! PLEASE GIVE IT A READ.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Snow by FranktheSheep reviews
Just a little ficlet about Ianto revealing part of his inner child.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
CaffieneFueled Events by IheartJanto-X reviews
Ianto learns the effects of drinking 8 of his own industrial strength coffees at once. ONESHOT.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Ianto J. - Complete
Just Another Heart In Need Of Rescue by Rietta reviews
AU. Ianto is a tailor, resourceful as ever; and Jack is doing what Jack does best: saving people.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Twins by x-TorchwoodFan-x reviews
Sequel to The Beginning Of The Twist. Looking on during the years that the twins Callum and Jamie grow up.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
How to Save a Life by likemycoffee reviews
Jack has saved Ianto's life many times. Jack and Ianto but begins pre-series 1 during Ianto's childhood; now a COE-fix it. Spoilers for all of Torchwood and minor for Doctor Who: End of Time, but AU.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Merits of Latin and Alcohol by Dubbers reviews
Summary: In which Jack gets drunk, latin makes an appearance, Ianto learns not to leave his clothes lying around, and Owen thinks he's hallucinating. This is a mostly serious fic, honestly!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Child from another world by TorchwoodGleek reviews
well after reading a tres cute fic I just had to write this : it was ment to be a one off silly little fluff bunny well my brain would not let me bad brain
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction by JonesIantoJones reviews
NaNoWriMo: AU Story. Jack meets Ianto in a coffee shop on Roald Dahl Plass, and as they get to know one another secrets are revealed that threaten their budding relationship.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,261 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Raise Your Hand by WishingWell44 reviews
With the help of an alien artifact, Ianto Jones goes undercover to figure out a hidden mystery...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Torchwood's On First? by milady dragon reviews
Yet another of Jack's team-building exercises gone awry. Contains major Owen and Ianto snark, a bit of smut, a pinch of character bashing, and lots of crack. Also mentions a couple of canon pairings.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Never Let Go by FoxxFlame reviews
When Jack discovers that Ianto might not be gone, he returns to Earth. Gwen is the bad person here, so don't read if you like her. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Right side of the bed by Jooles34 reviews
Little bit of daft Janto fluff.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Angel Love by FoxxFlame reviews
Just a little short diddy about Dean and Castiel for Dastiel4ever. Rated T to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Shower by Well-Good-Luck-With-That reviews
The team are looking for Ianto and Jack doesn't know either. Or does he?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Stopwatches And Something Bigger Than Love by Gwento-addict reviews
Janto Fic ! Jack asks Ianto To Marry him with a Ring and New Stopwatch :P Janto Fluff R@R please ! Chapter 6 - Jack and Ianto think about adoption .. Beta Verson Up Now!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
There's No Place like Home by Redpanda14 reviews
Co-written with blucougar57: Jack awakens to find himself in a strange land named Oz after being taken by the Rift. Is it all a dream? Or something far worse. This contains aspects of Gwen-bashing, don't like, don't read. Crack!fic, Eventual Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Never again by thunderincrimson reviews
Ianto thought he'd put his past demons to rest, until the biggest of them found him again. Now he will find out just how much he means to two members of the Torchwood team. Oneshot. JANTO
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Forever a slave to you by Jantofan4life reviews
Set after meat, Ianto feels upset for the way Jack has treated him.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Torchwood Nightmare before Christmas by Gecko Osco reviews
Really, the title says it all, a Halloween special; quite possible to OD from all the crack. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
There for him by luckypixi reviews
When the ghosts of the past come back to haunt Ianto, Jack and Owen are there for him. Contains angst and some minor swearing. Please read and review. I could do more of this, so please tell me if you want more!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Comming Home by FoxxFlame reviews
He's dying, but he wants to come home. Just a short on a great pair.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Protection by Hayley-Saxon-xx reviews
Jack and Ianto decide to watch a movie for halloween and Ianto gets rather freaked out but Jack protects him from nightmares. Written for Halloween! please read & Review. Janto x x x
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Ianto's Obsession by Solsbury Girl reviews
To Jack's dismay, Ianto seems to open up to Owen instead of him.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Fancy, You Didn't by Yoko Black reviews
Sequel to "Jack, Don't You Dare." "T" just in case COMPLETE
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
SPARROW by deetatarant reviews
The Rift dumps a child. The team have to find it a home and deal with the consequences. RATED T..... Will be very sad be warned.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,295 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
more than a coffee boy by Heather8008 reviews
Set in season 1 after countyside jack cares for ianto and tells him just why he needs ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
On Our Own by TWIantoJones reviews
Updated to put notes and story together. Gwen leaves Torchwood, abandoning Jack and Ianto. Then Ianto gets seriously injured and Jack realizes they can't do it alone. Will they also leave or will they continue to defend the earth? Sequel in the works...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Jack, Don't You Dare by Yoko Black reviews
Ianto won't let Jack harm a creature during a mission. COMPLETE
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Jack Reads What? by SilverCat63 reviews
Owen walks in on Jack when he's reading and can't believe his eyes. I'm bored, what can I say?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Jack H., Owen H. - Complete
Day Two by RoadrunnerGER reviews
There’s a new guy working for Torchwood Cardiff, and he didn’t come alone... Ianto’s second day at work. Written in response to a challenge from McParrot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Waking Dead by Voldy's Worst Nightmare reviews
Ianto, Owen and Tosh have been brought back to life, the girl over the road's bofriend in U.N.I.T and several people have been attacked by some kind of animal. Can Torchwood fix it? rated T for language and stuff. my first TW fic!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
5 Times Jack Met Rhiannon by PinkFairy727 reviews
In which punches are thrown, a triple date is a very bad idea and Rhiannon gets to wear the coat.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A TARDIS Of His Very Own by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Jack–Ianto Summary: Jack has just found this little item in a magazine...and no, it's not nearly what you're thinking!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Crumbs! by minimumstitch reviews
A little oneshot inspired by the 'Biscuit Injury Evaluation' findings that were published.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
I Know Him So Well by JonesIantoJones reviews
Jack takes a walk, and ends up bumping into an old friend.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Unimaginable Horror by the darkness revealed reviews
Ianto sees something that traumatizes him for life.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
To Do List by Nancy Brown reviews
To Do: 1. n. time management list for organisational purposes. 2. n. a commotion, fuss, or quarrel.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Ianto Jones and his harassments by SidewaysCope reviews
Ianto's doing some filing as his mind wonders...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Be Quiet! by the darkness revealed reviews
Ianto helps Jack get the Team's attention.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Domestic Alteration by ShayaSar reviews
Sometimes it's better to stay in bed on a Monday. Or meet aliens... JackxIanto. This evolved somehow into a crack!fic... But it's part of my domestic series. This one is set 10. August 2009.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Permanence by Sphinxey reviews
After the events of Children of Earth Jack finds himself on the TARDIS meeting a person he didn't expect to see again. AUish as I refuse to accept the ending of CoE. Slightly cracky despite the angst.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Beginning Of The Twist by x-TorchwoodFan-x reviews
Ianto thought his life was perfect. Until something happened which turned his life around. Can Jack bring his old life back?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
OF CAPTAINS, CATS AND COFFEE by deetatarant reviews
Splat comes to the Hub. WARNING: Not for dog lovers! Hehe.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Trick Or Treat by Caz Malfoy reviews
Dylan Fic: Halloween with Dylan and Ellie...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Confessions of a Misspent youth by lucidity reviews
One shot. Jack likes to play games and is curious about something. Rated for language, minimal groping, tiny spoiler for Fragments. Jack/Ianto slash
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Need Title reviews
AU the team meet Jacks new boyfriend. not sure if I should continue this so please let me know
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Jack H.
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