WeAreWhoWePretendToBe
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Joined 03-25-09, id: 1878701, Profile Updated: 12-26-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Maximum Ride.
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Seduction by Jerseycaramel reviews
'The seduction usually ends with my partner putting an arrow through your skull before we get to the fun part.' 'It's a good thing your partner has the night off, then.' One-shot. Clintasha/Blackhawk. All of the smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Unconditional by Gaia v reviews
Alina Blake has always kept those around her at arms length, afraid that her friends may discover the horrific abuse she suffers at home. But keeping Sirius Black out is not easy, even when you have powers that even Voldemort could only dream of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 188,597 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
Paramour by the.m1ghty.pen reviews
"Lily, do you know what it really means to be loved?" She nodded. "No, I mean really loved. Like… Like making love." Her eyes widened and stared into his hard hazel gaze. She shook her head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Taken Beyond Your Control by lilred-07 reviews
"Shh, no more talking," and then quite firmly did he press his heated lips upon mine. Original, Dark, and that perfect amount of smut. What could possibly be better? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,687 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Unforgiving by Emzilla101 reviews
Alexis Knight likes: Quidditch, her friends and transfiguration. Hates: DADA, her brother and one Sirius Black... or so she says, but Alexis Knight can be quite the liar. Reviews are welcome, in fact the're WANTED! Sirius/OC and James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,193 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Sirius' Obsession by leggy freak003 reviews
Mina is having a lot of problems, one of them just happens to be Sirius Black. What's a girl to do when the sexiest guy in Gryffindor house blackmails you into being his girlfriend? SBOc Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,586 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Screwy Dewey by BlistersOnMyFingers reviews
When the American Institution for Elementals is destroyed by Death Eaters, a few of the kids, including James Potters eccentric twin sister Dewey, are sent to Hogwarts. Oh, Godric, this will be interesting. SB/OC JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., OC
The Bet by FreakyFan16 reviews
James and Lily make a bet. Lily loses. Well, sort of. SMUTastic. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/2/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Of Sues and Wings by The Layman reviews
Max and the Flock run into a Mary-Sue, who immediately tries to kick Max and Angel out of the picture. This is for the "Kill Mary-Sue" contest. Plus revised verison.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Max - Complete
Adieu, Mon Amour by alexanndria reviews
"I'm the only woman you can never have, and it kills you." He couldn't deny it. He wanted her like no other. "Who says I can have you?" He grabbed the back of her head and kissed her with all the passion that he despised her with. "You belong to me" Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Prince's Marriage by mbbawp reviews
Princess Lily Evans of Tisbot is being forced to marry the Prince James Potter of Clowath. Prince James is willingly walking down the aisle. He soon realizes the pains of having a red tempered wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,302 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fallen by Curiositykils reviews
AU “Yes Black. It’s my number one dream to fawn over a boy whose ego is so large he’s clearly compensating for other areas.”...I saved them all. They believed I betrayed them. They abandoned me. I left. Now they want me back? They can go to Hell. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,822 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Max Can Never Get A Break! by Il Cielo Piove delle Stelle reviews
Angel had knocked her sensless after the flock kicked her out. Then an Eraser took a punch when she awoke in the woods. Her only choice is to go live with her Mom's new family... in Forks. What could happen? Cullens come later on.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Max, Bella - Complete
Colours of the Night by James' Lily Flower reviews
Quidditch Star, James Potter just broke up with his girlfriend. He goes to a strip club in an attempt to make himself feel better. There he meets stunning Lily Evans. soon his lust for her reappears, but a famous Quidditch player can’t date a prostitute?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,942 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Summer in Bulgaria by Inell13 reviews
Hermione visits Viktor the summer after sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
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Fly Away Brave reviews
The flock kicks Max out thinking that she is secretly working for the School so she sets of on a journey and finds Hogwarts and th maurauders. But what happens when voldemort shows up, with the flock. set after Ari dies and befpre the HP books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sirius B., Max
What We Lost In The Fire reviews
Chasing Winds is not an ordinary girl, with equally unordinary powers. Together she and her sisters must try and save the world and hate Sirius Black at the same time, which is hard considering their best friends are dating. LE/JP SB/OC RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Before He CHeats reviews
Bella Swan is a vampire and a Cheater Revealer, someone who reveals and embarresses cheaters. She loves her job, but she also hopes for someone who won't cheat. Will she ever find that person? Or is her heart asking for too much? Edward is a player.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Not Like Them reviews
Spitfire Anderson knew the moment that she went up to the Dining Hall, her family would try to exploit her and use her for the Dark Lords own plan, which she most certain would fail. He would try to use her to do something, most likely illegal. SBOC LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sirius B., OC