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Author has written 41 stories for Kid vs Kat, Balto, Secret Saturdays, Terminator, Shining, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Pokémon, Dukes of Hazzard, StarTrek: The Original Series, True Grit, 2010, Yogi Bear, Cujo, Invader Zim, A-Team, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Regular Show, Hellboy, Wilfred, Felidae, Ren & Stimpy Show, Misc. Movies, Grey, Penguins of Madagascar, My Little Pony, Mister Ed, All Dogs go to Heaven, Home on the Range, Night of the Living Dead, Full Metal Jacket, Deliverance, Human Centipede, Wander over Yonder, Mighty Ducks, and Hanna-Barbera.
hmm, what is there to say about me? well,i'm an animal lover (horses, goats, chickens, and ducks are my faves), my birthday's in January, i only like certain horror movies, i have an INSANE cat named Daisy, i tend to be attracted to older guys, i have a lot of chickens, and i'm prone to bouts of weirdness. and my new favorite movie is Lord of the Rings: Return of the King! OMG, I LOVE THAT MOVIE SSSSOOOOO MUCH!!!! i'm a hopeless Legolas fangirl AND DARN PROUD OF IT!!!! my favorite band is Within Temptation. they're AMAZING!! if you've never heard their music, i suggest you check them out, their music is fantastic. and my current obsession is Star Trek:the original series... and Peter Lorre movies.!!! ;D i also recently adopted a Predator named Scar. so if you come to my house and try to steal my cupcakes, SCAR WILL KICK YOUR SORRY BUTT!! lolz
If you are a TOTAL LEGOLAS FANGIRL and you don't care what anyone thinks, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: FreddysNightmare1984
btw, if there's anyone, ANYONE who is as crazy about Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Oddysey as i am, PLEASE PM me!! no one i know loves and appreciates that movie the way i do, and if you're the same way, feel free to PM me! i'd love to chat with a fellow 2001 fanatic =_=
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If you are a Star Trek addict and have absolutely no desire to be cured, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Copy and paste this if you're team Picard!
Copy and paste this if you're team Data!
Copy and paste this if you're team "The Next Generation"!
Copy and paste this if you're team Worf!
Copy and paste this if you're team Dax!
Copy and paste this if you're team Klingon!
Copy and paste this if you're team Secretariat!
Copy and paste this if you're team "Twilight Zone"!
If you are a die hard Trekkie, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you love Star Trek and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you like to write, copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Data is the best Star Trek: The Next Generation character of them all, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the 50's and 60's were the Golden Age of Television, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you saw Star Trek XI and liked (loved) it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste.
If you love silent movies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that silent comedy films have a special quality that talkies don't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that 1910 to 1928 was the Golden Age of Film Making, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the films of Chaplin or Keaton or Langdon or Chase or Linder or Laurel and Hardy or the Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the films of John Wayne, copy and paste this into your profile.
FICS COMING SOON:
The girl in the woods-
Pairings:Lucius/Ivy, slight Lucius/Gabriella
Rating:K, possibly raised to T later
Raiting:T, possibly raised to M later
a Ren & Stimpy fanfic. a raccoon named Rita moves in next door to Ren and Stimpy. she and Stimpy get along instantly, but Ren finds Rita to be a constant annoyance, even worse then Stimpy! but the thing is, Rita is just as psychotic and insane as Ren... has he finally found someone who truly understands him?
Pairings:none yet, possible Andre/OC
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Alternate version)-
a lot of people seem to say that the A-Team was written by guys, for guys. but if you're a girl who's crazy about the A-Team, copy and paste this into your profile
lolz, this is fun!!
watch full episodes of the A-Team on fancast
if you are a HUGE Stephen J. Carnnell fan, copy and paste this into your profile
MY NEW FAVORTE SONG!!
Name: Julia R.
Nicknames: Lola,Jules,Freddy(people on this site call me Freddy,but I don't mind)
Location: somewhere in the USA
(female) αηιмαтєd ρєяѕσηα: Fluttershy
(male) αиιмαтєd ρєяѕσиα: Mordecai the Blue Jay
ℓινє αcтιση ρєяѕσηα: Cat Valentine
My YouTube account:
My Facebook account:
My tumblr (yes, I finally have one of those =P):
A reading of my story My Little AJ:
MICHAEL JACKSON(he's the best and he always will be), Selena, Frank Sinatra, WITHIN TEMPTATION, Jackson 5, Taylor Swift, Evanescence, Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Pickler, Carrie Underwood, Elvis Presley, Seether, Beethoven, Roy Orbison, Day of fire, ZOEgirl, Jermaine Jackson, The Beatles, Kenny Rogers, Lady GaGa, Nickleback, Nada Surf, Justin Bieber, Sharon Den Adel(lead singer of Within Temptation), Hilary Duff, Crush Crush, Three days grace, Paul Williams, Zac Brown Band, Bruno Mars, Sofamecca, Rascal Flatts
Man of Steel, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Lord of the Rings: The Two, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Lord of the Flies (1990), The Avengers (2012), Felidae, All through the night, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Live Free or Die Hard, Mad Love, Silence of the Lambs, 127 Hours, Full Metal Jacket, 2001: A space odyssey, 2010: The year we make contact, Dr. Strangelove or: How i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb Casablanca, The Big Sleep, A lonely place, United 93, Christine, Planet of the apes(1968), True Grit(1969/and 2010 versions), Night of the Living Dead(1968), War of the Worlds(2005), THIS IS IT, RoboCop, RoboCop 2, RoboCop 3, Rocky, BALTO, WILD HOGS, Phantom of the opera(2004), PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE, ALL SEVEN STAR WARS MOVIES, Ghostbusters, The fly(1958/1986), Public Enemies, The wiz, Star Trek(2009), ASTRO BOY(2009), Planet 51, TERMINATOR, TERMINATOR 2:JUDGMENT DAY, Terminator 3:rise of the machines, Terminator Salvation, The reluctant dragon, An american tail, Ferngully:the last rainforest, Avatar, DR.NO, STEPFATHER(2009), A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, FRIDAY THE 13TH(2009), FREDDY VS JASON, Ride a wild pony, The hunchback of Notre Dame(Disney version), THE SHINING, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET(2010), THE FUGITIVE, Batman(1989), The dark knight, THE A-TEAM, The Last Airbender, Secret Window, Despicable Me, PREDATORS(2010), First Blood, First Blood part II, THE EXPENDABLES, The Expendables 2, The boy in the plastic bubble, Back to the future, Air Force One, The Hangover, The Godfather, RED, Megamind, Gremlins/Gremlins 2, Yogi Bear(2010), Cujo, District 9, Unknown(2011), The Hot Chick, Zombieland, A Clockwork Orange, Iron Man, The Shipment, Thor, Captain America, and a lot more!
Peter Lorre, John Wayne, Bruce Willis, Henry Cavill, Tom Hiddleston, SYLVESTER STALLONE, Humphrey Bogart, Clark Gable, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, Charles Boyer, James Franco, Peter Weller, JOHNNY DEPP, John Travolta, Michael Keaton, HEATH LEDGER, CHRISTIAN BALE, MARK HAMILL, HARRISON FORD, HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, Ewen McGregor, James Earl Jones, Richard Dreyfuss, Gerard Butler, Zac Efron, Liam Neeson, LEONARD NIMOY, William Shatner, David Hedison, VINCENT PRICE, Zachary Quinto, ROBERT ENGLUND, Sean Connery, Dwayne Johnson, Sam Worthington, Dylan Walsh, Tom Hulce, JACK NICHOLSON, Daniel Craig, Lorne Greene, MICHAEL LANDON, DAN BLOCKER, Prenell Roberts, Tommy Lee Jones, Perter Deluise, Jackie Earle Haley, SHARLTO COPLEY, DWIGHT SCHULTZ, Adrien Brody, BRADLEY COOPER, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, John Schneider, Tom Wopat, James Best, Sonny Shroyer, Clint Walker, Clint Eastwood, Robert Duvall, Gary Lockwood, Keir Dullea, Douglas Rain, Woody Harrelson, Malcolm McDowell, Robert Downey Jr., James Caan, Matthew Modine, R Lee Ermey, Charlton Heston, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins
Olivia Newton John, Jodie Foster, Carrie Fisher, Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Kiera Knightly, Danielle Savre, Emmy Rossum, Helena Bonham Carter, Jennette McCurdy, Nancy Allen, Megan Fox, Glynnis O'Connor, Catherine Bach, Ariana Grande, Elizabeth Gillies, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore
Favorite tv shows:
ED,EDD N' EDDY,
League of super evil,
Total Drama Island,
KID VS KAT,
Star Wars:The clone wars,
STAR TREK(THE ORIGINAL SERIES),
Welcome back Kotter,
The fairly odd parents,
Sabrina the teenage witch,
Phineas and Ferb,
The Pink Panther,
Fanboy and Chum chum,
AVATAR:THE LAST AIRBENDER,
The angry beavers,
21 JUMP STREET,
Penguins of Madagascar,
Greatest american hero,
Dukes of Hazzard,
The amazing world of Gumball
Favorite characters:Wilfred,Edd,Doktor Frogg/Voltar,Chowder,Chris,Coop/Kat,SpongeBob,Mikey/Raph,Zak/Doyle,Anakin/Obi-Wan,Spock,Vinnie,Mr.Ed,Timmy,Salem,Perry,Kurt(Nightcrawler)/Logan(Wolverine),Sam,Dib/GIR,Pink Panther,Fanboy,Zuko,Norb,Antonio,Willie,Finn/Jake,Hoss,Penhall/Hansen,KOWALSKI,Jasper,Murdock, Ralph, MORDECAI,Bo,Gumball
FAVORITE CAR:1982 Pontiac Trans Am
Hobbies:horseback riding,reading,writing stories for Fanfiction.net,watching tv,watching/making YouTube videos
FAVORITE PAIRINGS (mostly Canon x OC):
Brace (Buck x Grace)
Bunnulia Bunnymund x Julia
Julwinkle (Bullwinkle x Julia)
Bexi (Bane x Lexi)
Brulinda (Bruce Banner x Delinda Locklear)
Brelly (Bruce Wayne x Kelly McIntire)
Pascalia (Pascal x Julia) (i have no clue why i like this pairing so much XD)
Frelicity (Francis x Felicity)
Blowara (Blowhole x Sara) (i don't own Sara)
Falia (Face x Julia)
Murlia (Murdock x Julia)
Fralia (Francis x Julia)
Morlia (Mordecai x Julia)
Koava (Kowalski x Ava) (i don't own Ava)
Basameron (Basil x Cameron)
Halerie (HAL 9000 x Valerie Clarke)
Frank x Valerie (i don't have a pairing name for them, but they're one of my favorite couples XD)
Dave x Valerie (i don't have a pairing name for them either, but they're one of my favorite couples XD)
Renita (Ren x Rita)
Girita (Gir x Rita)
KitKat (Kit x Kat)
Kowen (Kowalski x Gwen)
Zina (Zak x Lina)
Frediana (Freddy x Juliana)
Jeather (Jason x Heather)
Julibal (Hannibal x Juliana)
Mordwen (Mordecai x Gwen)
Privam (Private x Cameron)
Tebria (Ted x Abria) (i don't own Ted, only Abria)
Julwen (Julien x Gwen)
Skori (Skipper x Tori)
Terylie (Terminator x Kylie)
Dowen (Doyle x Gwen) (not Gwen the Umbreon, Gwen from my SS story)
Bali (Bo x Ali)
Aluke (Luke x Ali)
Carizmo (Carly x Gizmo) (friendship pairing)
Barly (Billy x Carly)
Brarly (Brain x Carly)
Yogwen (Yogi x Gwen)
Boolly (Boo Boo x Lilly)
Sam x Mikaela (HOW DARE THEY REPLACE MIKAELA WTH CARLY?!?!)
Bessica (Bumblebee x Jessica)
Roger Rabbit x Jessica Rabbit (i don't like this couple a whole lot, but they're sort of cute togehter)
Sam x Carly (i suppose it could've been worse, although i still like Mikaela better then Carly)
Dawllian (Dawg x Jillian)
Billian (Bugs x Jillian)
Pepe x Jillian (no name for them yet)
Tyhorn (Foghorn x Tyler) (i don't own Tyler)
Dyler (Daffy x Tyler)
Sarigby (Rigby x Sara) (i don't own Sara)
Benarbra (Ben x Barbra) (from Night of the Living Dead . come on, i can't be the only one who likes them together!!)
Rockita (Rocky x Rita)
IF YOU ARE A FREAKISH FREDDY KREUGER FANGIRL, AND YOU FREAKING WANNA HUG HIM AND SQUEAL AND SHOUT "MARRY ME! I LUFF YOU!" TO HIM IF YOU EVER SAW HIM, COPY AND PASTE.
75 percent of teens don't respect Michael Jackson for the iconic genious that he is. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're apart of the 25 percent that do!!
If you are a crazed member of the Doyle fangirl army (like me), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
You can also find me on MySpace.my MySpace name is Julia.here's a link to my profile:
AND you can find me on. my username is VulcanGirl
i have a website now:
and i have a Michael Jackson fansite:
i also have an account on. i'm a Lycan named Ariana Reule
here's a website for fellow Robert Englund fans:
If you are a Mordecai fangirl, Copy and Paste
IF YOU THINK THAT THE COUPLE KOWEN WILL WIN PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
Pairing names(these are subject to change):
Brace (Buck x Grace)
Brulinda(Bruce Banner x Delinda Locklear)
Halerie(HAL 9000 x Valerie Clarke)
Frank x Valerie (i don't have a pairing name for them, but they're one of my favorite couples XD)
Dave x Valerie (i don't have a pairing name for them either, but they're one of my favorite couples XD)
Renita(Ren x Rita)
Girita(Gir x Rita)
KitKat(Kit x Kat)
Kowen(Kowalski x Gwen)
Zina(Zak x Lina)
Frediana(Freddy x Juliana)
Jeather(Jason x Heather)
Mordwen(Mordecai x Gwen)
Privam(Private x Cameron)
Tebria(Ted x Abria)(i don't own Ted, only Abria)
Julwen(Julien x Gwen)
Skori(Skipper x Tori)
Terylie(Terminator x Kylie)
Dowen(Doyle x Gwen)(not Gwen the Umbreon, Gwen from my SS story)
Bali(Bo x Ali)
Aluke(Luke x Ali)
Carizmo(Carly x Gizmo)(friendship pairing)
Barly(Billy x Carly)
Brarly(Brain x Carly)
Yogwen(Yogi x Gwen)
Boolly(Boo Boo x Lilly)
The white man said,"Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
this is too cool:
VIDEO FOR MY TERMINATOR STORY:
i posted this because I believe in Jesus, but if you don't, I'm okay with that.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
1st trailer for Nightmare on elm street 2010:
2nd trailer for Nightmare on elm street 2010:
someone else had these on their profile,and i thought they were hilarious! i don't own any of them though:
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
I didn't say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple sources is called research.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target."
Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.
Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.
Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself... "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.
If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i know. but i don't get it either.)
If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile.
If you now draw The Jokers symbol on celebrities faces and/or notebooks, put this in your profile.
If you see The Joker everywhere and hear his laugh during the day put this in your profile.
If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.
If you try to act/dress like The Joker because he is so awesome put this in your profile.
I suffer from OBHLJCD = Obessive Heath Ledger Joker Compulsive Disorder and no doctor can prescribe a remedy. If u think u have this disorder please put it into your profile
If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.
R.I.P Michael Jackson.your music will live on forever!!
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, MidnightGypsie,FreddysNightmare1984
It's time for QUOTES:
"why does everything cool try to kill me?!"-Zak Saturday,The secret Saturdays
"your mom's bad science"-Doyle Blackwell,The secret Saturdays
"it may be stupid,but it's also dumb!"-Patrick Star,SpongeBob SquarePants
"hey Eddy,carrots are good for your eyes,can they dial a phone?"-Ed,from Ed,Edd n' Eddy
"live long and prosper"-Spock,Star trek:the original series
"dead or alive,you're coming with me"-Murphy(RoboCop),RoboCop
"your move creep!"-Murphy(RoboCop),RoboCop
"forgive your enemies.it messes with their heads"-the local weather guy
"hey Ferb,i know what we're gonna do today.run for our lives!"-Phineas,Phineas and Ferb
"success,fame,and fortune.they're all illusions.all there is that is real is the friendship that two can share"-Scarecrow,The wiz
"i'll be back!"-Terminator,from The Terminator
"I put a lot of mannequins in my room in the past, and I still have mannequins in my room, because I used to be very lonely, painfully lonely. You have no idea. I used to walk the streets looking for people to talk to. I'm talking about the height of one's career…. I would walk up to them, strangers, and say, "will you be my friend?" They'd go, "my god, Michael Jackson!" and that's not what I wanted"-Michael Jackson
"Lies run sprints but the truth runs marathons".-Michael Jackson
"In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe"-Michael Jackson
"If You Enter This Word Knowing That You Are Loved, And Leave It Knowing The Same, Then What Happens In Between Can Be Dealt With"-Michael Jackson
"If they do something like that, maybe a Freddy Krueger fan, a girl, a really sick goth girl starts killing kids herself and Freddy has to put a stop to it, or they have to fight it out".
"You're going to have to surrender a little bit to the contrivance of how Freddy and Jason get together".
"i love it when a plan comes together!"-John "Hannibal" Smith,A-Team
The A-Team quotes:
B.A.: "Ahh! You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!"/ Murdock: "You, you can't park there. That's a handicapped zone."
Murdock: "You should see these bullets in 3D!"/ B.A.: "Murdock, get in here!"/ Murdock: "It's like we're actually being shot at!"/ B.A.: "We are being shot at you crazy fool!"
Murdock: "If you look out the right hand side of the aircraft, you will notice the right wing is on fire."
Nurse: "Mr. Murdock is a patient here."/ Murdock: "She's crazy, don't listen to her."/ Nurse: "I'm calling security." Murdock: "Is that you? I smell gas. Is that you?"/ Face: "You lit my arm on fire!"
"That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your Co-Pilot" -H.M. Murdock
"I got no fear, I'll go up in anything. Except an elevator." -H.M. Murdock
that's all i can think of for now,but there will be more later!
If you think that Math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.
if you've seen the movie 'the wiz' and absolutely LOVE IT,then copy and paste this into your profile!
if you KNOW that Michael Jackson is the most amazing performer in history,then copy and paste this into your profile!
if you think Thriller is one of the best music videos ever,copy and paste this into your profile!
if you're OBSESSED with the Secret Saturdays,then copy and paste this into your profile!
if you love the Jackson 5 as much as i do,copy and paste this into your profile!
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you KNOW Within Temptation is the greatest band ever,copy and paste this into your profile!
If you KNOWthat the 2010 Camaro is the greatest,most awesome car in history,then copy and paste this into your profile!
If you like MySpace,but KNOW that Fanfiction.net is way more fun,then copy and paste this into your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile.
If you LOVE your GBA SP(Gameboy Advance SP),then copy and paste this into your profile!
If you want the Saturdays to air on Fridays at 8:00 PM, copy to your bio
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
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98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!
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If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile
if you think Bonanza is the greatest western show of all time, copy and past this on your profile
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If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
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Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you sing along to the "Campfire Song Song" every time you hear it on Spongebob, copy and paste!
If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have a insane friend copy this into your profile.
GREATEST VIDEOS IN HISTORY:
I just can't stop loving you(french version)-Michael Jackson
I just an't stop loving you(spanish version)-Michael Jackson
Trailer for 'This is it' movie
Smooth Criminal-Michael Jackson
Rock with you-Michael Jackson
I want you back-Jackson 5
Don't stop till you get enough-Michael Jackson
Billie Jean-Michael Jackson
Beat it-Michael Jackson
Star Trek bloopers
You can't win(from the wiz movie)-Michael Jackson
trailer for 'The wiz' movie-
Rckin' Robin-Jackson 5
watch 'The wiz' here-
You are not alone-Michael Jackson
Black or white-Michael Jackson
Eat it("Beat it" spoof)-Weird Al
watch RoboCop(part 1) here-
watch RoboCop(part 2) here-
WORST VIDEO EVER!!
Smooth Criminal-Alien Ant Farm-
STAR WARS NAME (First three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, last three letters of your Mother's maiden name):Reujulin
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? nope
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? no
3) How many houses have you lived in? two
4) Favorite candy bar? Kit Kat
5) Favorite shoes? Flip Flops
6) Have you ever tripped someone? yes
7) Least favorite school subject? Math
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? yes,but i never listen to it
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? no
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. cupcakes
12) Favorite genre of music? gothic rock,pop(specifically Michael Jackson),some country
13) What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius
14) What time were you born? not sure
15) Do you like beer? not really
16) Ever made a prank phone call? no
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Silly songs with Larry (i've had that since i was a kid)
18) Are you sarcastic? Kinda
19) What are your favorite colors? purple,black,blue,orange,pink(i don't like pink as much as i used to, and i only like hot pink. to me, light pink is a sissy color)
20) How many watches do you own? not sure
21) Summer or winter? Winter
23) Favorite color to wear? Black,purple,red,pink,blue,aqua
24) Pepsi or Sprite? both,mostly Pepsi
25) What color is your cell phone? silver(i wish it was pink/or purple though)
26) Where is your second home? Sebring
27) Have you ever slapped someone? No, but I'm surprised I haven't yet.
28) Have you ever had a cavity? no.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? one
30) How many video games do you own? way too many to count
31) What was your first pet? a hamster
32) Ever had braces? no
33) Do looks matter? To losers, yes.although good looks never hurt :)
34) Do you use chapstick? Yea.
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.i'm not in high school
36) American Eagle or Abercombie?both
37) Are you too forgiving? Unfortunately
38) How many children do you want? one,possibly two
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yeah, a t-shirt with a picture of Wilt on it(Wilt from Foster's home for imaginary friends),a This is it shirt, two Fluttershy necklaces, a GIR jacket, a GIR ring, a Lion King shirt, two Regular Shirts, and 4 Regular Show stickers
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal
41) Do you own a gun? no
42) Ever thought you were in love? no.
43) When was the last time you cried? this morning
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? watched 'Home on the Range'
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? no
47) Have you ever been in a castle? no
48) Nicknames? Jules,sweet pea(only my parents can call me that),Lola,Freddy(people call me that on this site, but i don't mind)
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.
50) Ever been to Kentucky? yes.specifically to the Kentucky horse park
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yeah, Michael Jackson :(
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yup.that's my Beagle's nickname
55) Do you own a diamond ring? yeah
56) Are you happy with your life right now? NOT AT ALL
57) Do you dye your hair? i dyed it red once(natural red,not bright red)
58) Does anyone like you? my friends
59) What year were you born? 1992
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? like i can remember that.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? heck no!
62) McDonalds or Wendys? both, McDonalds is better though
63) Do you like yourself? not really.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? dad
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? cool hair,nice smile
66) Are you afraid of the dark? when i'm alone,yeah
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No...
68) Do you own a webcam? yes,but i don't know how to use it,lol
69) Have you ever stripped? NO!! never will either
70) Ever broke a bone? No, hope i never do
72) Do you chat on AIM often? never
73) Pringles or Lays? both, but Pringles are better
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? no,hope i never do
75) Rugrats or Doug? both
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? never had one
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No.
79) Do you have a birth mark? Yes, on my leg
81) Can you cook? No. that's what microwaves are for(wow,that sounds lazy)lol
82) 3 things that REALLY annoy you:
1. Michael Jackson haters.hate him all you want,but don't be cruel
2. being told 2 get off the phone
3. i hate it when my cat Daisy bites me for no reason. i mean, i can just be petting her and she'll just bite me for no reason!!
83) Do you text message often? never.
84) Money or love? Love, duh! but i like money :)
85) Do you have any scars? no physical ones.a lot of emotional ones though
86) What do you want more than anything right now? to be a voice actress for one of my favorite tv shows,to become a famous actress someday,to be in a horror movie
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? only the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, and Child's Play movies
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship, a real one :)
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? yeah, not too greasy though.that's just gross
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? YES!!! i love them ;)
92) Do you own a box of crayons? No
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My dad.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Mom.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? hmm, I can't remember
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My dad.
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? well,i don't like to talk about it.let's just say he's someone very famous
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Nobody.
100) Who was the last person that called you? my dad :)
MY FAVORITE CARS:
5.)Bently Continental Flying Spur
6.)BMW 1 series
13.)Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano
14.)Ferrari 612 Scaglietti
16.)Ferrari F430/430 Scuderia
19.)Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4
21.)Lotus Elise/Elise SC
22.)Lotus Exige S/Exige S 240
29.)Rolls-Royce Phantom Coupe/Drophead Coupe
this is a vid for all my friends @
OMG, this is so weird! you know the green cat-like cryptid i mentioned OMG,this is so weird!!!! remember the green cat cryptid in chapter 3 of A whole new world? well, remember that i called it Cactus Cat? well i did some research, and it's name actually ISCactus Cat! pretty weird huh? and here i thought i came up with that name myself(guess i can't get a patent on that name,lol). here's a link to photos/info about Cactus Cat(i also call it C.C):
copy all that in your profile if you love Michael Jackson!!
If you think that the people of Cartoon Network are being complete idiots for canceling Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a fan of Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Hannah Montana is a total sellout, copy and paste this into your profile.
Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand your family, and yet you wouldn't change anything about it, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ;P
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
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IF YOU ARE A KOWALSKI FANGIRL AND PROUD OF IT.. COPY AND PASTE.
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If you've seen the colours pink and green and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this into your profile.
COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE HEATH LEDGER AND CRIED TEARS OF JOY WHEN HE WON THE OSCAR!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam, T-H-E OANA, reimihara21, Emerald Penguin, BlackxValentine, FreddysNightmare1984
10 WAYS YO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SECRET WINDOW
1. You get scared when you see a shovel or a screwdriver.
2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically but then bite into it, careful to make a loud sound!
3. When you see corn you yell, "TED AND AMY!!"
4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie.
5. You have a fan-girl freak out when you see Morton Salt.
6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy, Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but made it apply to another person you know.
7. You noticed that I forgot the "oh" in the line above. It's "Oh, I'm just peachy..."
8. You get sad if someone buys you a BOTTLE of mountain dew instead of a can. It's gotta' be a can!
9. Even though it's a fictional story it changed your opinion on cabins by lakes.
10 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
1. You start humming 'This is Halloween' or any other song from TNBC and you have no idea your doing it.
2. You go to the woods in your back yard and look for the holiday doors.
3. You want to name your new puppy after Jack's dog Zero.
4. Everytime you see a potato sack you take a piece of string from it and tangle it up in a fan.
5. Your actually looking at the list because it applies to you.
6. Your smiling because you know it's true.
7. Your parents think your going goth because your room is filled with TNBC stuff.
8. You draw either Jack or Sally on a piece of paper at least once a day.
9. When you die you want to end up in Halloweentown.
And the 10'th way
10. Your DVD player broke because you used it over and over again watching the movie.
I suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it.
Everyone has a best friend. Human or not. A best friend leaves their important events for you. A best friend luvs you through your whole lives. Copy and Paste if you have a Best Friend!!
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KIT VS KAT PHOTOS:
Here are some questions about me:
1. What is your favorite TV show?
2. What is the most recent movie you saw?
'Home on the Range'
3. If you could do anything, what would it be?
be in the next A-Team movie. or the next Henry Cavill movie ;)
4. What is your favorite number?
i have two; 7 and 13
5. What do you do to fall asleep?
6. Do you hate anyone?
Well, there may be a few people I don't really like, but I don't hate anyone.
7. Who's your favorite singer/band?
SINGER:Michael Jackson/BAND:Within Temptation
8. What is the weirdest thing about you?
my HUGE crush on HAL 9000
9. Are you a bad person?
I don't think I am, but hey, everyone has there own opinion.
10. What do you like to drink?
water,coke,vanilla coke,cream soda,root beer,chocolate milk,orange juice(pulp free)
11. What is your favorite candy?
12. Where do you want to go?
13. Who in your favorite TV show are you mostly like?
14. What do you always say to keep yourself going in life?
"if God brings you to it, he will bring you through it"
15. What do you think is really annoying?
people who complain a lot
16. Do you have any goals?
well i'd like to work toward my goal of being an actress
17. If you get married some day do you want to have children. If you do, how many, and what gender?
YES! I want to have one kid, and I want it to be a boy.but if i have more then one,that's cool
18. What is your favorite song?
i have two;Smooth Criminal and Speechless, both by Michael Jackson
19. Are you scared of Horror movies?
no, they don't really bother me. well,some do(*cough*HUMAN CENTIPEDE*cough*)
20. Are you bored from answering these questions?
YES! PLEASE STOP!!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (i ride horses, and i'm not texan)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT ONLINE, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Delinda Elizabeth Locklear(from my Avengers forum)- Delinda is a 19 year old girl who joined the superhero team The Avengers. she is very shy and sensitive and not very trusting of people. her powers are invisibility, the ability to project force fields, the ability to phase through solid objects, and above average agility.
Valerie Clarke(from my 2001: A Space Odyssey story, The third astronaut)- the only female astronaut on the Jupiter mission. she's a beautiful redhead who is extreamly intelligent for her age, and has a somewhat celebrity status for, so far, being the only female astronaut on a space mission. she is best friends with fellow astronausts Dave Bowman and Frank Poole, the three of them becomng fast friends as kids through their shared love and fascination of space and the unknown. Valerie loves Dave like a brother, and is unaware that Frank is in love with her and plans on asking her to marry him. Valerie is somewhat unsure of her feelings for HAL 9000, the onboard computer of the Discovery One spaceship.
here's what Valerie looks like:// //
Kit(from my Kid vs Kat stories)- a pink alien cat that Burt got for Coop so he could have a pet too. she and Kat eventually fall in love and are about to become parents ;)
Lina Myers(from my Secret Saturdays story)- an 11 1/2 year old girl who is a big fan of the Secret Saturdays. one day she somehow gets transported to their world and has many adventures with the Saturdays. and she learns some shocking things about her family along the way!
Juliana Parker(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- a 17 year old who is a major NOES fan. she starts having dreams about Freddy Krueger and realizes that he is all too real. she and Freddy make a deal, and Juliana has to do the worst thing possible. not to mention she's in love with Freddy ;)
Heather Monroe(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- a 16 1/2 year old girl who is Juliana's best friend. at first she thinks Juliana is crazy, but she soon finds out that Freddy Krueger is real, and tries to convince her friend to to break off her deal with him.
David Summers(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- an 18 year old who is friends with Juliana and Heather. he's been in love with Juliana for a long time and can't understand why she loves Freddy. he mainly spends time with Heather, and the two of them try to convince Juliana to break her deal with Freddy. David also wants revenge for his girlfriend Brandy, becasue Freddy killed her.
Gwenivere(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum)/Life with an Umbreon)- Gwenivere is an Umbreon who is best friends with Ava the Pikachu(PerryRocks' OC). Gwenivere and her sister Cameron travel to New York to see Ava, and Gwenivere quickly develops a crush on Kowalski. Gwenivere is very kind and caring, but she's very headstrong and likes to have things her way. she and Kowalski quickly fall in love and become boyfriend/girlfriend(then they eventually got married). Gwenivere also adopts an orphaned baby dove named Rudy. Gwen is Rico's BFF. in 'Life with an Umbreon', my 'Regular Show' story, Gwen is Mordecai's friend and she and Rigby don't really don't get along well most of the time. she has a crush on Mordecai.
Rudy(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Rudy is a dove that Gwen and Kowalski adopted. he had a hurt wing when Gwen found him, and she decided to adopt him. he is very adventurous and is jealous of his new baby brother.
Michael(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Michael is Kowalski's and Gwen's son. he looks exactly like Kowalksi but he's black with red eyes, Gwen's yellow markings, and a long tail. he's really sweet and playful and he adores everyone. he likes to call Rudy 'Ru Ru', much to Rudy's embarrassment.
Cameron(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))- Cameron is an Espeon who went to New York with her sister Gwenivere to find her old friend Ava. she takes a liking to all the penguins, especially Private, and is very sweet and caring. she doesn't like it when Gwenivere and Ava fight over Kowalski. Cameron is Private's BFF
Lacey(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Lacey is a girl who is a big fan of the A-Team(PerryRocks was awesome enough to let me include the A-Team in her forum!!). she is really good with mechanics and can pretty much fix anything. she has a big crush on B.A. and she thinks Rudy is adorable. she and Rudy are really close. Lacey is also a character in my upcoming A-Team story. and she looks just like Megan Fox
here's what Lacey looks like:
Mylie(from my Adventure Time oneshot/upcoming story)-Mylie is an 11 1/2 year old girl who hates cartoons. she is very "mature" for her age, and doesn't act like most '11 going on 12' year olds. Mylie's little sister Jamie is a huge fan of Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, but Mylie can't stand the show. so what happens to her when she gets transported to the land of Ooo? well you'll have to read my Adventure Time fanfic to find out(it's coming soon)
Alyssa Jiroux(from my Shining story)-Alyssa is a huge horror movie fan, and her favorite movie is The Shining. she gets transported into the movie and quickly befrieds Wendy and Danny. she has a crush on Jack, and he has a strong attraction to her.
Kylie Connor(from my Terminator story)-Kylie Connor is Sarah Connor's 18 year old daughter, and John's older sister. Sarah adopted Kylie when she was 8, not long before John was born. John and Kylie are very close and are very protective of each other. when a Terminator is sent back to 1994 to protect the siblings, Kylie quickly falls for the machine, much to John's confusion. Kylie is very tough and headstrong, and she is very independant. Kylie is also confused about her feelings for The Terminator.
Colby Jones(from my Expendables forum)-Colby is an 18 year old girl who's best friend is Nikki(Red Queen Megz's OC). Nikki is Tool's fiance and she and Colby like to hang out at the tattoo shop. Colby isn't very brave and is sort of whimpy, but she stands up for what she believes in and is willing to risk everything for the people she loves. she also has a big crush on Barney, whom she thinks is oblivious to her feelings. if anyone can come up with a good name for the BarneyxColby pairing, please let me know
Carly(from my Gremlins RP forum)-Carly is a 17 year old girl who is Billy Peltzer's best friend. she has a crush on him, but doesn't tell him cause she knows he likes Kate. she absolutely ADORES Gizmo and treats him like a baby. she is somewhat overly protective of him and easily gets worried about him. she and Billy have been friends since they were kids, and are very close. Carly hates Stripe, particuarly cause he's mean to Gizmo. she basically hates all Gremlins, except for Brain.
Rita(from my Regular Show forum and my RS/Invader Zim crossovers)-Rita is Rigby's psychotic older sister.
Favorite Kowalski Quotes:
" Can you think of even of one time I have ever played a trick or even TOLD a joke?"
" PSHH! Don't get your feathers in a bunch, Private!"
" It's a chemical in the brain inducing bliss, highly addictive."
" Always prepared BABY!!"
Surrender is a verb Skipper. It means to give up or yield...oh right...here...I'll do it myself*slaps himself*
" Now this time I want you to be a good goo guy"
" I've cracked the Love Code...OH BABY!!"
looking up at the sky* " SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??!"
"Without friends his delicate psychy snapped like snappyest snappersons, the snappyest kid in Snappadelvia,snap snappersons since snaps photography specialists!"
" You heard the Doctor, that infection did things to his brain...HORRIBLE THINGS!"
"Without friends his delicate psychy snapped like snappyest snappersons, the snappyest kid in Snappadelvia,all of snap snappersons since snaps photography specialists!"
" I don't know, I am dying to see that catapult in action."
" This is a scientifically engineered hook-up"
" RESPECT THE SCIENCE!"
" Wow, we are really good looking...*all three Kowalski's*...Mmhhmmmm!"
" You've got to stop me!"
" Easy, Kowalski, easy..."
" Commence Operation...get Skipper out of the locked van?"
" Okay, let's get stupid!"
" It hurts! It hurts so bad!!"
" FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"
" OH, BABY!"
" I said, yo! As in yo I am down with that!"
"So wild, so free, and I know I can tame her!"
" Oh Mama, it's got me, oh boy!"
"Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact."
Top ten annoying questions to ask yourself:
1. What do you enjoy doing on the internet?
A: I like to go on Fanfiction and listen to music on youtube while doing that, and RP with Perry
2. What is the most laziest thing you do?
A: Go on the laptop all day
3. What animal do you think you represent?
4. Out of all your OC's who do you think is the cutest?
A: Either Gwen or Cameron
5. What is the WORST thing on earth?
A: that huge oil spill
6. If you could be ruler of earth for a day, what would you change?
A: Animal abuse to be stopped and world peace!! XD
7. If one of your OC's could get married to a character from POM, who would it be?
A: Gwen, DUH!! she'd marry Kowalski. oh wait, SHE ALREADY DID!!!!!!! *Pounds jealously on couch*
8. If you could hug and get hugged back by a character who would it be? (I think I know the answer)
9. Do you think people should copy and paste this?
A: If they don't wanna anyway...
10. If life is hard for you, what do you wanna change to?
A: I WANNA CHANGE INTO A HORSE AND RUN FREE WITH THE MUSTANGS!!
11. If you could meet 3 celebrities, who would they be?
1. Henry Cavill
2. Bruce Willis
3. Liam Neeson
there are SO many more celebs i'd like to meet XD
12. You do realize that you have 12 Q's instead of 10 right?
A: Yeah, I know, Buwahahahaha
this is so sweet!!
When my sister was younger she came home from school one day and demanded I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language.
I asked why? She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him.
today i stood beside her at their wedding and watched her sign "I DO"
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you.
SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE
If your life were a movie what would the soundtrack be?
First day at school:
Making you new best friend:
Falling in love:
Death of a close friend:
Mental break down:
Getting back together:
Birth of child:
SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE(MY VERSION)
First day at school:
Making you new best friend:
Falling in love:
Death of a close friend:
Mental break down:
Getting back together:
Birth of child:
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer:
1. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
l\ .M. /l
Ways to make yourself seem like a total idiot. (Dylexa made these up!)
1: Drool on a lot of stuff. People will really think your stupid!
2: Talk in a really annoying voice; nobody will like you very much!
3: Stare at someone with a silly expression on your face.
4: Attempt to make a fire by rubbing two plastic pens together.
5: Exclaim that you just went in your pants...again.
6: Eat with your mouth open.
7: Try to write on a piece of paper with your finger. When someone asks, shush them, and tell them your making a picture of a polar bear in a blizzard.
8: Tell people you know Karate, and then do a ballet dance.
9: Pretend that you are a baby, and crawl around like a baby, saying "Goo-goo ga-ga!"
10: Stand around for a bit, and then finally, say; "Well, now the show is over. Goodnight!"
11: Offer someone a chewed piece of gum.
12: Whisper your deepest darkest secrets to a tree, looking suspicious.
13: Argue with your imaginary friend at Wallmart.
Okay, now pick 13 characters you like from any TV show, book, movie, or video game, then answer the questions below the list:
1: Bender (from Futurama)
2: Doktor Frogg (from the Leauge of super evil/L.O.S.E)
3: Voltar (from League of super evil/L.O.S.E)
4: Fry (from Futurama)
5: Dr. Zoidberg(from Futurama)
6: Zuko (from Avatar:the last Airbender)
7: Gwen (my Umbreon OC from various forums/my Regular Show story)
8: Kowalski (from Penguins of Madagascar)
9: Lina (my Secret Saturdays OC)
10: Freddy Krueger(from the Nightmare on Elm Street movies)
11: Balto (from the movie... uh, Balto XD)
12: Leela (from Futurama)
13: Kenny (from South Park
here are the questions:
1: Let's say that you and 1 were trapped in a well. What would 1 do?
Bender would most likely find some way to get himself out of the well and then run off yelling, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN TOOTS!"
2: What if you and 2 were trying to figure out a difficult puzzle, the both of you are hand-cuffed together, and the only chance you have to live is if you two figure out the puzzle. Is 2 smart enough to figure the puzzle?
heck yeah, Frogg is super smart!! plus being hand-cuffed to him wouldn't be so bad ;)
3: Let's say that your an adult, and you are about to get married! Does 3 throw you a party?
no, he'd be too busy failing at being a Super villain
4: What if you became a spy, and told 4? What is 4's reaction?
lol, Fry would want me to show him all my kick ass spy gear!
5: You just told 5 to hug a tree! What would 5 say?
hmm... he'd either hug the tree or look at me strangely
6: What if you and 6 were dating? Would he/she be romantic with you?
OMG!! uh... maybe not at first :)
7: What if you found out that 7 was a famous actor/actress? Do you think 7 would have chosen to do this?
yeah, she likes a lot of attention
8: Do you think 8 can cook?
nah, that's more Rico's thing
9: What if you were about to kill yourself? Would 9 try to stop you? If so, how would he/she do it?
yeah, she would try to stop me. she'd probably juts try to gently talk me out of it
10: Do you think 10 would cheat on a test?
lol, FREDDY KRUEGER DOESN'T TAKE TESTS!! but if he did, he would totally cheat
11: Can 11 swim? If either yes or no, what would be 11's reaction if you pushed 11 into deep water? Would 11 drown?
yes. and i would NEVER push my childhood hero into the water!! but if i did, he wouldn't drown
12: If 12 had to be either a pirate, or a ninja, which one do you think would he/she would choose?
lol, i'd bet my money on Ninja
13: What if 13 turned evil? If he/she already is evil, what if 13 turned good? What do you think happened?
lol, Kenny isn't evil, just perverted! if he turned evil, he would probably kill everyone as payback for all the times he died
14: You are drowning in the ocean! What does 1 do?
nothing, he just stands there laughing at me
15: You just kissed 2! What is his/her reaction?
HOLY CRAP!! lol, he'd be like O.O
16: 13 is madly in love with 3. Can 3 feel the same way?
O.O LOL, NO WAY!!
17: You just had an operation, and 4 is a visitor. What do you think he/she wants? Does this mean that 4 is worried about you?
he wants to visit me cause he's my friend. and yes!
18: You and 5 are mad at each other. What happened? Who started the fight?
ZOIDBERG STOLE MY COOKIE!!
19: You just got poisoned and 6 is the only one around to help! What will 6 do?
lol, he'd probably try to get me to a healer or something
20: Okay, so you and 7 are sailing, and suddenly you two tip over! Can 7 put the boat back in place? Does this mean the end?
she's probably strong enough to tip the boat back up. and if not, she has awesome powers that can handle it!
21: Can 8 be a professional bullfighter?
OMG, NO! but that would be hilarious...
22: 9 has just found out your biggest darkest secret! Will he/she blabber it on to everyone? Will you have to move to Antarctica?
nah, she doesn't blab... cause if she blabs my secret, i blab hers!
23: Would 10 go crazy without coffee?
lol, no. HE'S ALREADY INSANE!!
24: You and 11 just found out that the nice fancy hotel you two are staying in is haunted! What does 11 do?
tries to remain calm
25: 12 just won 1million dollars! Will 12 give it to charity? Or will 12 keep it to him/herself?
she would most likely donate it to the Orphanarium
26: You and 13 are trapped in a maze! Is 13 smart enough to get you guys out?
lol, maybe, but he'd probably end up dead
27: 1 just found out that you only have a few days to live! What is his reaction?
PARTY!! cause he won't have to worry about me harrassing him anymore
28: You and 2 are out shopping, and you see something expensive you want REALLY bad. Will 2 try to buy it for you?
maybe, if it'll make me quit poking him...
29: 3 notices that you have been acting really depressed lately. Would 3 try to cheer you up?
nah, he'd tell me to get over it
30: Congratulations! You are now a parent! What is 4's reaction? (This is of course when your old enough to have kids)
he'll be like O.O but he'll be happy fro me too and come to see my kids
31: You and 13 have found this music that you two like, but 5 thinks it's stupid. Will 5 tell you what he thinks?
yes, he will say that he prefers music that isn't so loud and annoying
32: 6 is reading, and you suddenly tag him and exclaim; "TAG! YOUR IT!" What is 6's reaction?
he'll be real annoyed and maybe throw a fireball at my head
33: 7 thinks that 10 is cute! Can the two become a couple?
OMG, NO!! she's actually scared of him
34: 8 seems to be a fan of Twilight. Do you agree?
lol, no, i do not
35: Can 9 dance?
yeah, she dances with Zak all the time!!
36: You are doing 10's laundry and find out that all his/her white clothes turned pink due to accidentally putting a red sock in the washing machine. How will 10 react?
he'd be really pissed and cuss me out... and then probably try to kill me
37: 11 is invited to a pool party! What is 11's reaction? Is 11 excited?
yeah, he's excited, but he keeps cool about it
38: You just got hit by a car! Will 12 rush you to a hospital?
yes, because she's awesome!
39: You and 13 are playing chess, and you win, and now 13 owes you 50 bucks. How does 13 react?
he'd be pissed and hesitatnly hand over the moola
40: You and 1 are hanging out, it starts to rain, and you two are in the middle of the woods, so you two have no place to go. What will 1 do?
try to find a dry spot where only he can go
41: You and 2 are walking around town, and suddenly some guy with a gun comes up from behind you, and threatens to kill you with it unless you both give him your money. What would 2 do?
run around like a headless chicken... after throwing all his money at the guy
42: 3 calls you up, saying that he's/she's depressed about something, and wants to talk to you about it. Are you dreaming? Would 3 really ask for advice from you?
heck no, cause he hates me
43: 4 is visiting you, and suddenly the power goes out! Quick! You need light! Is 4 too lazy to light the candles?
yes, yes he is
44: You need help with your hiccups. How will 5 help you?
45: You just caught a cold! Will 6 visit you?
eh, i don't know, maybe
46: Someone is out to kill you! What will 7 do?
she'll stay with me and protect me until the bad guy is caught
47: Will 8 ever become claustrophobic if he isn't already?
48: Awwww! You have found your true love! What does 9 think?
she's really happy for me
49: You and 10 are at the beach, and you realize that you forgot your sunscreen! Can 10 help?
nope. come on, look how burned he is!
50: 11 accidentally broke your Grandmother's most prized vase! Will 11 admit this? Will he/she pay for it?
yes, he's honest! and yeah, he would
51: You need help with your math homework! Will 12 help you with it? Can 12 even do math?
yeah, she'd help me. she's totally smart enough to do math!
52: You and 13 notice that there is an injured dog in your front yard. What is 13's reaction?
he could care less
53: It's your birthday! Will 1 celebrate?
only if there's booze at the party!
54: 2 owes you a lot of money, due to borrowing too much. Will 2 pay the price?
maybe... most likely not
55: 3 is shivering on a really hot day. What does this mean?
it means he's got a cold
56: 9 is furious at 4. What do you think 4 did? Is 9 just over reacting?
she's proably just over reacting
57: You and 5 are racing in the ocean on sailboats. Who do you think would win and why?
lol, i would most likely not win cause i know nothing about sailing
58: 6 has been acting really weird lately. What does this mean?
it means his issues are still unresolved
59: You and 7 are at a party, and someone of the opposite gender of 7 asks him/her to dance. What is 7's reaction?
she'd say yes
60: 8 just broke his leg, and now he has to wear a cast for 6-8 weeks! How does 8 react?
he'd be bummed cause he wouldn't be able to experiment in his lab
61: You have lost a few pounds, and now 9 can't stop staring at you. What does this mean?
it means she can't believe i actually lost weight!
62: You and 10 are watching a scary movie while there is a thunderstorm, and you are starting to believe that the movie is real. What will 10 say? Will 10 agree? Or would 10 just think your a wimp?
lol, he'd totally call me a whimp. and then he'd use my fears to his advantage in my dreams that night
63: You and 11 are going to the amusement park. Just as you walk in, someone dares you two to go on the most extreme ride with him. Would 11 want to do this?
i don't know... he might
64: You and 12 just got home from the worst movie ever! What will 12 say?
she'd say that it was a waste of our time and money
65: HOLLY CRAP! You and 13 are being attacked by a bear! How will 13 react?
lol, he'd most likely get eaten
Pick 10 characters that you like from any TV show or book, or just from any movie and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.
1: Bender (from Futurama)
2: Doktor Frogg (from League of super evil/L.O.S.E)
3: Fry (from Futurama)
4: Gwen (my Umbreon OC from various forums/my Regular Show story)
5: Mordecai (from Regular Show)
6: Jason Voorhees (from the Friday the 13th movies)
7: Dr. Zoidberg (from Futurama)
8: Bart (from the Simpsons)
9: Kyle (from South Park)
10: Spock (from the original Star Trek)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
i would be really mad! he'd probably just want me to get him a beer or something
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
i would be like, "HOLY CRAP, YES!! I'LL TOTALLY GO OUT WITH YOU!!"
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
i would be like O.O, and then i'd probably scream and throw a bar of soap at him
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
lol, Gwen and Kyle? i don't think so!
5 cooked you dinner?
i'd be like, "AWW, THANKS!" and i'd hug him
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
that would be weird
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family
HOLY CRAP, I'M PART DECIPODEAN!!
8 got into the hospital somehow?
he probably pulled a prank that went horribly wrong
9 made fun of your friends?
i would slap him
10 ignored you all the time?
i would be a very depressed fangirl
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
nothing. he probably wouldn't give a crap
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
he'd be forced to take care of me until my leg healed!
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
some sort of awesome 31st Century dealybob
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
she gets her Vaporeon friend, Tori, to put the fire out
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
he'd try to talk me out of doing it
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
OMG!! lol, he wouldn't care, so he most likely wouldn't do anything
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
try to do something funny to make me laugh
You're angry about it afterwords, how does 8 calm you down?
i don't know, maybe let me borrow a video game?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
he'd be in the crowd watching
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
nothing, just look at me like i was crazy
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
duh, because he's BENDER! he's too awesome to resist
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SMOKING?!?!?!?!?!?!
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
LOL, probably, as long as he didn't do anything too stupid
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
lol, it means GWEN'S CRAZY!!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
WHAT THE CRAP?! HECK NO!!!!!!!!
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"why the heck is he stairing at me? does it really look that stupid?"
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
"eat my shorts dude"
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
O.O its going to be real awkward...
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
i would be like, "HOW DARE YOU POKE MY VULCAN?!?!"
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
lol, i have no idea
7 won the lottery?
he'd be all excited and like, "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!"
8 had quite a big secret?
ooh, tell me, TELL ME!!
9 became a singer?
LOL, that would be hilarious!
What would 1 think of 2?
I don’t know… they probably wouldn’t get along
What would 4 envy about 5?
Again, I don’t know… they’d be too busy loving each other J
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Lol, that he was trying to kill him
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Hmm… nothing that I can think of
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Lol, Zoidberg would be mad cause Bart was pestering him
Where would 8 meet 9?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That his ears looked weird
What would make 10 scared of 1?
HAH! Nothing, Vulcans have no emotions
Is 3 Gay?
O.O he most certainly is NOT!!
How do you feel right now?
sad that the questions are done :(
WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH REGULAR SHOW:
1.You go around in circles going, "Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" whenever something good happens
2. You shout, "WHAT THE H!?" when something happens.
3. You get a Mordecai and the Rigbys T-Shirt online
4. You practice the Death Block and Death Punch
5. You play Punchies for something.
6. You drive a Golf Cart everywhere you go
7.You put The Mordecai and the Rigbys song onto your MP3, IPod, etc.
8. You make your own Mordecai or Rigby stuffed animal (you brag that you made it yourself, and you refuse to share it)
9. You name a random Raccoon Rigby
10. You name a random Blue Jay Mordecai
11. You call every gumball Machine you see, "Week knees" (My Bud came up with that name for Benson)
12. You wear a certain colone and hope that Unicorns come to you
13. You write the Mordecai/Margeret name on every single paper you turn in to the teacher.(THAT I WILL NEVER DO!!!!))
14. You sing Baby, Let's just party tonight at a talent Show
15. You fall asleep on a trampoline
16. You see a cab and scream and run.
17. You refuse to lip Sync when you notice you are unexpectingly.
18. You declare you can fix something
19. You get yourself locked in a meat locker.
20. You destroy living Hot Dogs.
21. You eat to much sugar/get bulked up to much to make yourself lose your body.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
Zim's house, so I could dance around with Gir... and annoy Zim (:
2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?
Well... probably Zim or Dib :D. Zim because he's and alien and I think thats sexy ;), just kidding... I think we have... similarities. Dib because he seems sweet and I believe in the paranormal too, and he has glasses... and awesome hair. Oh yeeaah...
3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?
4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?
IDK, i haven't been watching the show for very long
5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?
Zim Eats Waffles
6. Your Favorite IZ Character?
I HAS 3!! Zim, Gir, and Dib
7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?
8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
What any sensible fangirl would do , KIDNAP him of corse.
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Gir, definatly! we could dance around like morons while everyone looked at us like O.O
10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
OKAY!! Why are you asking a human any ways, all of the Irkens would look a little funny.
12. Favorite IZ Pairing?
Hm, I don't really have one
13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question is going!)
I like snacks... so yeah! I'd eat snacks with 'em (preferably pizza or doughnuts)!
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Go clubin' with Gir and dance the night away!
15. Favorite IZ Quote?
i have two...
Gir:"YAY, WE'RE DOOMED!!"
Zim:"But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!"
16. Favorite Zim Moment?
IDK, i'll have to watch some more episodes
17. Favorite Dib Moment?
18. Favorite Tallest Moment?
19. Favorite GIR Moment?
Zim:"Dib.. .DIB! i don't care how delicious he is, he's evil! now they'll find the base! there's only one thing i can do!"(IDK if he said "delicious" or not, but that's what it sounded like to me XD)
Gir:"you gonna make biscuits?! you gonna make biscuits?! YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?! YYYOOOOOUUUUU GONNA MAKE BISCUUUIIIITTTSSS?!"
Zim:"no Gir, never. i never want you to mention biscuits ever again"
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Gir*waves to a baby he sees in a window*"HI BABY!!"
List Twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Christopher Johnson (District 9)
2. Gir (Invader Zim)
3. Mordecai (Regular Show)
4. Gwen (OC)
5. Rita (OC)
6. Dib (Invader Zim)
7. Spock (Star Trek)
8. Zim (Invader Zim)
9. Basil (Great Mouse Detective)
10. Cameron (OC)
11. Bender (Futurama)
12. Jannelle (OC)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
no i have not, and no, i don't want to
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
lol, i don't think she's hot. she's an Umbreon, they can't be hot anyway
3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
LOL, that's not possible... and so disturbing
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
yes. Decode, written my my friend PerryRocks- Wolf Warrior
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
LOL, NO THEY WOULD NOT!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
no and no. well for one thing, Basil and Cameron are already together. and Rita has Gir, so it's not possible either way
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"
LOL, oh the awkwardness...
8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
NO WAY, and there'd better never ne one either
9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
oh crap, IDK. i'll have to come back to this question
10. Do any of your friends read Three het?
11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
maybe a Two/Five, but that's it
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS, IT IS DISGUSTING AND CREEPY!! lol
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Christopher and Spock are in a happy relationship until Basil runs off with Spock. Christopher, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bender and a brief unhppy affair with Jannelle, then follows the wise advice of Rita and finds true love with Mordecai.
O.O ok... i'm deeply disturbed now
New Durex condom slogan's:
1.cover your stump before you hump.
Add more! It's fun to see what others put C=
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..
-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. (You don't know how many times I have done this)
lol, I got this from the movie The Hot Chick... SO FYUNNY!! XD
Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace, they will do any thing to get to second BASEball BASEball he thinks he's gonna score, if you let him go all the way then you are a HORniculterist studies flowers, geologists study rocks, the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his COCKroaches beetles, butterflies and bugs, the only thing that makes him happier is a giant pair of JUGGlers and acrobats and a dancing bear named Chuck! Only thing a guy wants to do is forget it no such luck
Catherine and LaBoeuf(from True Grit II:A new journey):
Full Metal Jacket:
Planet of the apes(1968):
YOUR BOY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
I saw that coming :P
Dr. Strangelove: or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb--
CRUSHES! (yeah, i decided to put my crushes out there for the world to see... don't laugh!! i can't help it :P)
Girlcrush (yes, yes I have one of those for the first time EVER)
'Likes' from Facebook that were so funny, i HAD to put them here :P
Roses are red, violets are blue.' That's what they say, but it just isn't true, Because Roses are red, and apples are too, But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue. An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not, we defile it. But ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme 'violet
A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed "Where's the little girl!"
Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
PARENT: "We need to talk... "
(Crush steals food)
There are three moms. .
Remember children , if strangers offer you drugs ... You thank them , cause that sh*ts expensive .
son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
We all have that one teacher who's always like: "Don't pack up yet. There's... still 27 seconds of class left..
Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students.
Sad Story: One day a boy got a girl a teddy bear, but she wanted a ring instead, so in anger she threw it into the road, immediately he ran after it and got hit by a car and died, at his funeral she hugged the teddy bear and the machine inside said;
How to Annoy Pizza Hut
doctor: congratulations your having twins:D
Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
I was in a store, and I put the shirt up on the counter.
Life isn't an iPod to listen to your favorite songs. It's a radio, adjust yourself to enjoy whatever comes in it
kids:Are we home yet? Are we home yet?
Me During My Math Class
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Boyfriend: Calm down!, I wasn't really serious!
Wanna blow your mind? What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the ... longest prank in History ?
"Hey, you're not allowed to fish here!" "Me? I'm not fishing. I'm teaching my worm to swim."
Adele might set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make campfire underwater
Me: Can I have a glass of cola
that moment when you walk through a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.
Dear automatic flushing toilet, i appreciate the enthusiasm... but i wasn't finished yet.
Wilfred and Lola:
Why do we sleep in church,
but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to Gossip?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,
yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,
but bar and club numbers growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?
Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?
80 % of you won't repost this.
A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant r...eturned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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(Merridew of course ;D)
Put in bold those that are true for you:
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
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