TheHalfDrunkMonkey
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Joined 03-25-09, id: 1878827, Profile Updated: 09-17-13
Author has written 5 stories for Teen Wolf.

My name is Kirah and I like pandas.

9/17/13 - Alright lovelies. I've decided to take down "I'm Awesome" while I rewrite it. I know it's the main reason a lot of you follow me and this is potentially a terrible move. But I really really dislike the way I wrote it so I figured since I haven't updated in seven months I may as well do this now. I'm going to rewrite it, finish it, and then cross post it eventually. - HalfDrunk

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Bittersweet Between My Teeth by Melfice reviews
At first he thinks it's the Adderall - the Adderall, mixed with the Jack and Coke, mixed with whatever else he shouldn't have drank - but this has never happened before, not like this. DerekxStiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 6,090 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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I Built A Home For You reviews
I takes them 13 years but in the end they get it right. They have a home. Finally.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Madonna Ain't Got Shit On Derek's Vogue reviews
He's pretty sure their snark can actually cause WWIII if they keep it up.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Like Whiskey And Glass reviews
It's a never ending ache in the pit of his chest. Like he ate glass and chased it down with whiskey. It hurt so much. But he couldn't just leave them. He was too selfish. He loved them too much for that.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Sheriff Laws reviews
Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
He's The Sheriff's Son reviews
Derek just opened the door and walked inside pretending his pack mates hadn't just asked him to make a home porno with two barely legal males. Nothing said friendship like public humiliation.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete